223 Forum Posts by "Carefoot"
At 7/10/13 09:29 PM, Teqneek wrote: YO WTF CAREFOOT, I know what it is now...
For some very strange and dumb reason, your verses have the beat quiet as hell, making it sound super loud when I come back on.
Yo, while we're bullshitting and waiting on Red, Let's fix this issue. You gotsta send me and Red (so he knows that I didn't screw w/anything) your vocals and let me get this issue fixed.
Unless you wanted the beat super quiet on your verses for some reason, but that's dumb. the way you have this mixed makes the entire battle sound terrible. But screw that, we need to fix this, so gimme yo vox, with haste!
I could do that but the beat is allowed to be dropped hence beat drops. I didn't edit mine on purpose its from back when I was listening to a click track but I'm happy with how it is. I don't think either of us will win or lose based on it. I can post the acapella but... meh? I have to go out and do a show.
But yeah it looks like the beat is -7dB on Audacity.
If I could go back and change it would be an acapella battle. Just to spite AxeTekk in case I have him in my bracket and I need to insult him for being a producer.
But yeah unintentionally it makes you sound like a try-hard. Lets leave it letting you do my production is against the rules.
At 7/10/13 08:53 PM, Teqneek wrote: BRUHBRUHBRUHBRUHBRUH
Oh I thought a non-response would be as good as a negative. I will now respond in images only.
At 7/10/13 08:01 PM, Teqneek wrote: Remember now, we're on Big Red time here. I predict a 3:30AM release.
I predict him having a cardiac attack and we'll never know.
At 7/10/13 07:57 PM, AxTekk wrote: OH SHIT SON SHITS HAPPENING
On like Popcorn
At 7/10/13 07:55 PM, AxTekk wrote:At 7/10/13 07:49 PM, Carefoot wrote: The lips are different though so if they use teeth or lips they get the firing.Strangely hella true, although not always true. Some dudes are fucking awful, I think it's just like anything else in that if you want to do it well you'll do it well, and if not, not. Also black chicks are kinda top tier on the whole lips thing.
Chances are if they are a dude they give a better blowjob then a girl can ever do anyway.
Yeah black chicks are S+ tier plus they're an aggressive beast you need to be confident and have a game plan with them I swear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX9ZInZP9OM
At 7/10/13 07:44 PM, AxTekk wrote:At 7/10/13 07:39 PM, Carefoot wrote: At the end of the day literally the moment you made fun of traps I hated your guts. I love traps I need to be honest right? Just look at the initial beef I use a comic level of hyperbole.Does this stem back to that long haired blonde guy/ girl who gave you the ecstacy enhanced blowjob?
No I had more than just one 'dude looks like a chick' if deep down it comes to me doing my ACT on this forum to squelch this heckler I will.
A blowjob is just a unisex act of sodomy its not like the inside of Tucks mouth is any different from a girls Axe.
The lips are different though so if they use teeth or lips they get the firing.
Chances are if they are a dude they give a better blowjob then a girl can ever do anyway. Prostate massages from Tuck I hear are fuckin' 10/10
At 7/10/13 07:27 PM, Teqneek wrote:At 7/10/13 07:08 PM, Carefoot wrote:Listen dickface,
I thought you would be nicer now that its all over but clearly your just a cunt.
After I pm'ed you asking to squash whatever the fuck this weird vendetta was that you had against me, you STILL talked shit almost immediately after. So yeah, what do you expect me to do?, Keep being nice while you're being a cocklord? Nah son.
ALSO HOOOOOLY SHIT, Mickey Mao is a fucking top-tier troll beast. Mad props dude, but you should have waited just a liiiittle bit longer. I swear to god I was about 2 hours away from releasing the 4fterthot diss track. Had that have happened, you would become immortalized.
Also I was about to help afterthot and send him all those bars for free he could have got them just needed to wait about 4 more hours I was about to post them all here but now they're for sale. Poor Mickey.
Look no offense Tucker but NKC has to keep control of the room its what a good emcee or comic does. Besides I respect you as a rapper but, as an emcee/host/live performer I have zero faith you could hold two fists up against me to make it believable let alone out-battle-me. At the end of the day literally the moment you made fun of traps I hated your guts. I love traps I need to be honest right? Just look at the initial beef I use a comic level of hyperbole. I don't care about you Teq I just knew from when I met you and you gave me a blink of attitude that you were easy to fuck with.
ALOT!
At 7/10/13 07:08 PM, Carefoot wrote: keyboard warrioring without your as you're
At 7/10/13 07:00 PM, Teqneek wrote:At 7/10/13 06:38 PM, Carefoot wrote: Derp I freestyled my verses...Your first verse was OBVIOUSLY a freestyle. I have a strange feeling you went back and changed it though, seeing as how the DL link you sent me doesn't work anymore. Aside from you calling me Tucker (lol) and reciting 4+ bars of mine, I have no clue what the fuck you were saying in your verse, and no way of telling if you changed it or not.
Oh wait, I do...
Also I did a mixtape waiting for your verse at least be humble.Yet I managed to submit both of mine on time, and both of your verses were late. AS FUCK
I used to think it was cute, but I'm kinda growing sick of people who are objectively worse rappers than me saying that they're better than I am.
Here is a picture of the rapper you were directing that 2nd verse at I think you have a chance of beating her. But me?
Sorry I gotta fight Jakobe next round it looks like.Carefoot lives in an alternate universe where the shittier rapper advances to the next round. In Carefoot Bizzaro Land, the final battle is between him and 4fterThot.
Right but your style is so generic and forgettable, and not to mention over produced. I am happy to beat you up in real life, in a real battle in real life and I am still more hiphop then you. I smoke more weed than you could in two lives, I've done more live shows then you'll ever be able to do and no in Clabtrap its by vote not by some pseudo-intellectual failed redditors who declares. You made up words in your first verse to rhyme and you're making fun of my first verse? I had to wait until you send me a lyric sheet before I made anything out. Just sounded like one big Audacity tutorial on how to make a white nerd into diddy without any relevant lines. You even lie in your rebuttal I'm sending you pictures of me? I posted that picture last year in the thread. Your not funny, and your personality is the worst. If my personality was so bad then why do I run successful shows where everyone hangs out with me and likes me? Get away from your computer and realize nobody cares you can make yourself sound like a studio rapper in a clabtrap battle. And your bars just come off as homophobic, transphobic, and thankfully just like the rest of your discography they're dated 'forgettable'.
I thought you would be nicer now that its all over but clearly your just a cunt.
At 7/10/13 03:20 PM, Teqneek wrote: "This damn carefoot fiasco is pissing me off. I think he's playing some weird ass game where he has no intention of dropping a verse. Instead, he's gonna drag the battle out as long as possible so I go insane and waste lyrics at the same time"
Even in that scenario I still win. I freestyled the verse if anyone wants to buy 3 tomes of Teqneek verses from 2012-2013 and one 16 bar flip of Teqs last verse against me its all for sale. Asking for a trap, a zip of some sativa or any smart phone.
You like personal attacks, meanwhile in the closet
except the fact they're whack in your ass I deposit,
draw back your pride it comes before fall,
saw that your body instantly went rag doll
you forget you were in that armbar tucker?
you sound like you've been huffing sharpee fucker
How am I a hack I rap with my real name
500 dollars immortal technique stakes claim
half his name half his lyrics one and the same
ironic in drag to hide parts you need to tuck game
"is that some wrustling up ahead in the grass?
don't mind me while I stick it in tucker ass
more gay swag then the gay pride flag
no brag drag zip up this fags bodybag"
Teqneek you spell your name wrong
Here we thought you to be an idiot think Cheech or chong,
without flips shit
i could phone this in
and still win as the gay female version of eminem
we have unfinished buisiness
unless you send spinach
fuck you in the ass until your shoes fill up with blood
worst case scenario I
step on you like
Mario
Also I did a mixtape waiting for your verse at least be humble. Most shitty poor white rappers don't get my time of day. Be proud.
Here is a picture of the rapper you were directing that 2nd verse at I think you have a chance of beating her. But me?
Sorry I gotta fight Jakobe next round it looks like.
At 7/9/13 07:42 AM, Convey wrote: Where's the carefoot and teqneek battle?
So far in the closet its never coming out.
Its actually coming out today my cut off is 11:59PM PST so by the end of today in your shitty time slope. I have it ready to hand in once I'm on non-wifi. Because of overt trolling I will now step into the shadows. I'm douching Tuckers blood out of my shoes right now. But yes its recorded, all 4 verses are locked in and done. Just need a final upload good sir see it coming soon to a ear hole near you!
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At 7/9/13 04:02 AM, JakobePaulobe wrote:At 7/9/13 03:23 AM, PiGPEN wrote:No, you're a pussy.At 7/9/13 03:15 AM, JakobePaulobe wrote: Sorry I'm late, everyone here is a pussyYou're not late, you're just in time to find out you're a pussy.
You are what you eat.
At 7/8/13 10:08 PM, Rilo15 wrote: I'd body all of these characters....
You can rap, sound good and aren't white good werk
At 7/9/13 04:02 AM, JakobePaulobe wrote:At 7/9/13 03:23 AM, PiGPEN wrote:No, you're a pussy.At 7/9/13 03:15 AM, JakobePaulobe wrote: Sorry I'm late, everyone here is a pussyYou're not late, you're just in time to find out you're a pussy.
Jakobe blow me how please you betta get down on both knees who the fuck taught you to suck pussy, do oil rig dabs and how to do a hand stand?
At 7/8/13 06:23 PM, 4fterThot wrote: I think I got off on the wrong foot. I was thinking that to make a name for myself I should talk shit the big dawgs/top artists (eg: Teqneek and Suddle). But after a shroom trip I've had an epiphany. From now on, I'm just gonna diss those super whack bitches (eg: Vinstagator).
word on the street is i am both a bitch and am whack
At 7/8/13 02:39 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote:At 7/8/13 02:26 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote:man suddle just mad he didnt get a chance to lose to scuare like i did thoAt 7/8/13 01:59 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn the text walls in here tho. I miss the text walls. somebody argue with meyo kill bill so gay he gayer than gay n shit, he be all like kill bill on the beat but aint nobody got no time for that.
truf
At 7/8/13 02:26 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote:At 7/8/13 01:59 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn the text walls in here tho. I miss the text walls. somebody argue with meyo kill bill so gay he gayer than gay n shit, he be all like kill bill on the beat but aint nobody got no time for that.
RIGHT
At 7/8/13 01:59 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn the text walls in here tho. I miss the text walls. somebody argue with me
WHERE IS MY BEAT I WANTED A BEAT FOR MY NEXT BATTLE YOU FUCK'!
At 7/8/13 01:29 PM, Checkonemc wrote: lmao teq, is this the faggot u was talkin about lmao, is he cross dressing in that photo or is that him normally?? hahahaha
Yeah I am a funny faggot news flash. And no that is me normally going to work.
We have yet to see how Checkonemc will contribute to the site.
Account creation 6/23/13
Another Teq alt, jesus Teq can you at least hide these obvious spammy alts of yours?
At 7/8/13 08:17 AM, Rampant wrote: I've been in 5 battles, of which I've lost 3, and the two I won were by disqualification of my opponent. And even then, yes, I'm above you. Hell, Wiz Khalifa is above you, and that guy is legitimately a talentless nub.
Wiz Khalifa is a better rapper then you which is beside the point which is you have not even won any battles.
At 7/8/13 03:04 AM, PiGPEN wrote:At 7/8/13 02:59 AM, SoundGoodizer wrote:nah swimmings gotta be better than jogging, no one can see your tits bouncing around when youre doing laps.At 7/8/13 02:02 AM, Vinstigator wrote:Your so young to be sooo fat man, go for a swim, great cardio...but you'd have to take ur shirt off so actually go for a jog.
Its also better for your ligments and joints it does less damage. Your welcome battle fappers.
At 7/8/13 02:27 AM, PiGPEN wrote: You on the other hand i didn't need to make up shit for. Being that fat in Cali amongst the galloping herds of skinny vegans must be tough. Gator had a rough life ya'll, don't tease his circumference.
This joke is good. It is a malapropism. Archie Bunker approves.
At 7/7/13 09:35 PM, Teqneek wrote: I don't think I'm god's gift to hip hop.
Yeah no shit. Can't you die already? Mad love you pseudo nerd.
At 7/7/13 03:57 PM, Teqneek wrote: Plus, what the fuck does "you sound too white" mean? For real, sorry if I respect language and don't completely butcher it in my songs. The funny thing, though, is that I actually DO live in the damn hood, but I never brag about it because it fucking sucks and I can't wait to get out of it.
I feel sorry for you not really. If you live in the hood maybe you need this 500? If your so poor I don't understand why you want to exercise being a gambling addict.
At 7/7/13 05:12 PM, PiGPEN wrote: Buutsay is a pretty great rapper, i listened to his soundclouds before the comp and was hoping he'd be one of muh matches.
Same hes my favorite as far as being funny, lyrical and sounds unique I like all of that.
At 7/7/13 05:12 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote: Trust me when I say, BIGRED isn't stupid he will know what accounts to use for voting.
as for teqneek & afterthot, stop it... I stopped talking shit and your just making reading these threads boring.
I agree let me start this flame war back up.
At 7/7/13 05:20 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote: Oh and Iactually like buttsaay's style.
Same he needs to graduate to a real battle league after this. NO MORE INTERNET HIDING FOR YOU FACESILENCE!
At 7/7/13 05:47 PM, Butsaay wrote: o u guys. muchos gracias.
If you come to Vancouver I have stage time, gigs and sex as well as copious drugs waiting for you.
At 7/7/13 06:03 PM, 4fterThot wrote: You need to check that ego. I think you rap like every white boy in community college, you might sound more credible if you tried to have some swag in your grill. Lol.
Careful hes from the hood.
At 7/7/13 07:35 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote: Vins is arguing a lot.
But vince you're fat and suck at rapping.
go ahead and argue that.
Plus nobody told him wrestling is fake.
At 7/7/13 09:05 PM, Teqneek wrote:At 7/7/13 06:03 PM, 4fterThot wrote:FUCK OFF YOU IDIOTIC SIMP.
EGO, WHITE BOY, COMMUNITY COLLEGE, SWAG, GRILLZ
Rappers have egos, and this is a thread for a goddamn battle rap competition. You are a figment of my imagination, and I'm not acknowledging your existence anymore.
Next topic-
YO RED- why are you giving all these battles backwards titles? DAFUQ IS GOING ON DAWG?
Teqneek versus King Karefoot then when he uploads it it will be played in reverse as my first verse is actually a secret sistine chapel if you play it backwords.
At 7/7/13 10:20 PM, Rampant wrote:At 7/7/13 09:35 PM, Teqneek wrote: I can be a great ally here, and I love helping rappers (including myself) get better at their craft.I love you Teckk I am homo.
At 7/7/13 08:48 AM, Rampant wrote:At 7/7/13 08:32 AM, Teqneek wrote: It's no challenge, [4fterthot] is a pompous dick wrangler, and his skill level is about 8 levels below amateur.For comparison: Carefoot is 7 levels below, and I'm 4 levels below amateur.
Rampant I'd get mad but your rampant. You've been in one battle and already your above me eh? I should beat you to death with a stick of bamboo.
tripple post i got some grams on the tripple beam
realize im like a bus driver the way this black chick fiending to catch a SWAT team
you gon' to jail now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soPmbFwlAQs
shout outs to the worse 1000 dollar battle in rap battle history you Virginia Beach couch surfer
i know you must be bluffing i expect some mid tier bars at best or some caustic bars
captain planet deal meme for future battle rappers hit me for the .psd
this gotta be the worse 1000 dollar battle in rap battle history you Virginia Beach couch surfer
At 7/5/13 01:34 PM, Teqneek wrote:At 7/5/13 01:28 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: It's now tradition to have a "I'll put up 500 dollars" battle every yearWho bet that last year?I know you and SJD did it for like 50 or something. Anyway I'm dead serious about the bet, so I don't care what anyone thinks about the lameness of it.
$500 bucks can buy like 100 hookers.
I'm spending your moms money in Brazil as Patrice O'Neal would say
"Brazilian (working) women sell dreams, American (working) women sell coochie".
I'll be at Club help finding the hooker of my dreams.
At 7/5/13 01:35 PM, AxTekk wrote:At 7/5/13 01:28 PM, KillBillvolume2 wrote: It's now tradition to have a "I'll put up 500 dollars" battle every yearI wonder if it's gonna rise with inflation, otherwise those 30th century battlers some pussie cats
500 gay male slaves from the Jizzy TeqGeek Sector
I also promise to take pictures.
Oh and a tranny. Or a trap. Or a chick I don't care.
THROW IT IN THE 500 OR BUST
Alright lets hear this 500 dollar verse.
DOT ON HIS HEAD DOT ON HIS SHIT DOT ON HIS ASS DOT ON HIS DICK DOT ON HIS LIPS
flow red wings hiv yo
i fucked more ass then you i fucked more pussy then you and i got more bars then you
and feel free not to pay me i don't know where my money comes from
im going to make my verse as bad as i can make it while still zipping my gigantic cock over his chin after I liver shot him to drop his guard and I expect to hear all of my jokes with Eminem bars
I get to take your money AND kick you permanently off of Newgrounds?
Kill two birds with one stone eh?
What's the catch? Do you need more pictures of me in skirts? Fuckin' weaker and weaker.
I see this as a poor mind game.
I bet even if I didn't agree to take your money I could win with poverty bars. ie. win win
I made a mixtape waiting for your verse faggot gimme your money and the verse already FUCK
At 7/5/13 12:37 PM, Teqneek wrote: DAMMIT BOY, GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER
Show me the money.
I have a 2000 dollar credit limit I just have a strong feeling this a bluff on your part.
Yeah I have the bread.
But does Teqneek? Hmm.
At 7/5/13 12:28 PM, Teqneek wrote: So do we have a deal, Carefoot? Whoever loses this battle leaves Newgrounds? OR- we could put 500 usd on the line, idgaf son.
Screen shot paypal, bank statement or credit score email nick@carefoot.ca
At 7/5/13 11:03 AM, Teqneek wrote: it's whatever dude, I was just trying to figure out a way to let him in the comp, since everybody keeps bowing out cuz they scurred of me.
Sarcasm isn't funny.
At 7/4/13 12:06 PM, Teqneek wrote: ...wager for this battle.
Since you...have bodybagged me, WHOEVER LOSES LEAVES NEWGROUNDS FOREVER.
At 7/5/13 11:46 AM, exstatification wrote: Ain't no one scared of you
bruh bruh
At 7/3/13 09:30 PM, Rampant wrote: Red - do we have to e-mail beats to you? Or can we post them in this thread / PM you? I'm cooking up an exclusive battle beat for Clabtrap.
Good question I made a beat.
At 7/3/13 08:22 PM, Teqneek wrote:
:Quoting big red alleging the battle is over crying to the highest degree, showing no sign of wanting to rap against Carefoot anymore and looking to embarass himself further
You little bitch do you tattle at your shitty community college?
I have the proof if that is the case then mad disrespect to BigRed nailing the coffin shut on his own League.
I honestly did message him and honestly took pictures of my situation. To me this seems like some complicated mindgame just do your gay poetry so you can lose and get your next opponent in 2014.
I would rather focus on my ground zero debut. Also MadFlex did well on the Zae 2, and I don't see FuqnweakGeek spreading it so I will.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIBT3kcR_wA
And here is the receipt for my mixer. I already own this mixer but I bought a 2nd one so I can serve clab a fresh body.
At 7/3/13 09:17 PM, AxTekk wrote: Also I'm guessing wwwoodwing flaked, completing the American rout in the face of superior imperialist forces.
They are weak and unknown to English imperialism. Do me a solid send BP oil to take a wet dump on Teqs parents waterfront beach front junkyard and gay bumsex HIV+ emporium.
At 7/3/13 07:25 PM, Teqneek wrote: Pigpen totally thinks calling you tucker is hilarious
I agree tucker the fact you went to use AxeTekks MP3 version of the beat and not the lossless WAV like I did shows your continueing to be a fuckin' liar Tuck.
At 7/3/13 07:35 PM, Teqneek wrote: i can't stop crying how can you do this to me
BATTLERAP YOU WHITE CLYDESDALE
Kill yourself either record a verse or do not, like I give a shit nobody even cares about this forum last years thread is lost I doubt even google time machine can bother giving a shit. Nobody gives a shit about the constant flow of shit that is your excuses. We know you aren't funny or deep so either make some more ababba scheme bars, or literally kill yourself OR OR.... kill yourself.
Also reverse psychology, mind games, booby traps, predictable setups, and dark templar shrine incoming. Lock yo doors
At 7/3/13 07:25 PM, Teqneek wrote: Pigpen totally thinks calling you tucker is hilarious
I agree tucker the fact you went to use AxeTekks MP3 version of the beat and not the lossless WAV like I did shows your continueing to be a fuckin' liar tucker.
At 7/3/13 07:35 PM, Teqneek wrote: further lying
Kill yourself either record a verse or do not, like I give a shit nobody even cares about this forum last years thread is lost I doubt even google time machine can bother giving a shit. Nobody gives a shit about the constant flow of shit that is your excuses. We know you aren't funny or deep so either make some more ababba scheme bars, or literally kill yourself OR OR.... kill yourself.
At 7/3/13 05:43 PM, Teqneek wrote: YO RED I GIVEUP
This is a concede. Just so you know.
At 7/3/13 05:56 PM, Teqneek wrote:
:even more lying
Well either concede or spit another 16. I literally got last night to get it in at midnight pacific standard time, bought my mixer last night (can happily scan the receipt) and literally only got to editing+recording 30 minutes before the deadline.
Again I told BigRed to give me anyone and I am literally the only person you left out of your disstrack because I go through you like guinsoo blades.
You fell into my trap.
Feel free to say I took your bars (I don't need to lie like you because you stole my joke I literally will just respond with all the gay shit I have on you I have enough bars to bury you live at a KOTD/SMACK/or in your case (GrindTime Now) event with unlimited rounds you bitch) because I am a truth teller.
Virginia beach is a nice place on the Eastcoast and while you understand not how pacific standard time (PST) is different then Eastern (EST) let me break down why I'm not late because the cut off I assume is in my own daylight hours why would my rap battle be due way before I could ever be home from my comedy clubs where I am making fun of you?
Immortal Technique Biter with the voice of Byron giving me the 'this sounds familiar' approach?
You live on Virginia Beach with your parents you need a psychedelic experience to step down your big ego trip I took this battle without having the tools and with permission from BigRed prior to the tournament starting got an extension in the form of going 2nd (which wasn't enough I still have eBay sending me another brick I just went and bought a brand spanking new mixer from Long And McQuade). First I'm scared and now your backing out of finishing this battle?
Stop trying to take pages out of a top elite you aren't capable of playing mind games versus me your mid tier on your best day.
You can't really think I wrote for 5 days straight bitch. I have other things I like doing and most of them include shitting on you. I have all these bars from 2012 I don't even need new technology to be a good foot doctor you still get defeat. I have so many Teq lines in my songs I am discovering new anti-teq technology its amazing... I am god king of raping tech on or off Virginia Beach.
ps: go outside your pale as me and stop picking that nose
At 7/3/13 06:12 PM, Vlashxx wrote: friends.
This is battlerap if Teq is really hurt from this then he should try that burger king gig hes so fire about.
Battle. Don't battle. Complain. Don't complain.
Better yet respond to every other opponent but me in the battle, as long as you like stealing angles and using the only relevant scheme from your first verse.
The Pudding:
http://youtu.be/SQtJkWtCfrA
At 7/2/13 10:30 PM, Rampant wrote: realizing Crabs totes might beat WebGeek, twitches and thus throws half fist punch my way
You love my dick
At 7/3/13 03:55 PM, Rampant wrote:
:refusing to sit still on King dick
LOVE
At 7/3/13 03:08 PM, exstatification wrote: I could take a shit into my composition book and put down a better couple bars than that.
You can write better non-rhyme punchlines like that? I believe it you banana kid. I talk about drugs and guns I use them, your hype track is so gay it makes me want to eat pussy. What do I know?
Apparently I am writing set up punchlines that shitty low tier American rappers can also write but they just say they can write them but in reality just kill yourself.
I will rape you in the holding cell.
Only for typing 'composition book'.
King Carefoot OUT
At 7/2/13 08:34 PM, PiGPEN wrote:
:: He's holding a fleshlight. #swag
Oh I thought that'd be Tech-Weak-the-Geek woulda caught dat
At 7/2/13 10:30 PM, RampantMusik wrote:
::Myasshole is done dickridin'
How'd you hop off my dick? I use supa glue dude
At 7/2/13 07:33 PM, Teqneek wrote:
::bunchalies
Well Lil C never laid his vocals on the end of this track he was supposed to just make fun of Teqneek but he just became non-responsive on GMAIL never laid anything down. Actually I perform hiphop and comedy really succesfully at live shows so your hate is as invalid as the statement that I'm stalking you Tucker... keep an eye out you white trash bisexual Bill Nye with the tempo switching ability of my mom with a cold.
Furthermore I apologize to only AxeTekk who gets to hear this battle over his beat a little late but like I said my mixing brick blew up at a live show and I went to buy a new one today out the pocket.
Fuck BigRed for not giving me a bye when I said I had no mixer even before I had you as an opponent I straight up told him I need 2 weeks for new hardware and he gave me a deadline anyway so fuck BigRed especially. Just for ignoring me and giving some noob cunt a bye instead. Regardless this is a bodybag already the excuses are flying in from this bootleg Byron.
Also you straight up stole my own joke from me (cumrag mail) as your closing bar your no better then Mickey Mao you scumrag.
Lemme leave some bars here and see if you steal these to:
Samuel L the way
I roam the Earth
whats in a name
flow comes first which
is why I ask
why is tech worse
stops tempo every singularization
this outrageous biter combination
makeshift prison ass pussy
my last task to blast
gasp as he grasps
the fact circus acts
get axed from clabtrap
then his fantasy asscrack
which I wipe his
assdown with after I
fill up his shoes
with blood
At 6/29/13 04:50 AM, AxTekk wrote:At 6/27/13 04:13 PM, Gambitandshit wrote: Good luck to all. I'm probably gonna be too busy to check in on a frequent basis, but I'll be listening at one point or another. Again, to Big Red, I apologize for all the bullshit. Know your time is valuable as well. Go hard, MC's. Peace.Lol, faggot.
Also, Wwwodwing still hasn't given his verse in. I've PMd him and shit, but it's taken him like five days now. It'd be lame to get my opponent DQd, but for serious, can we put some pressure on these people? They're holding shit up.
inb4 I get banned for saying faggot again
I blew up my mixer at a live show (just the powerbrick explodes 3 times in a row) some people aren't stalling for bullshit reasons. I'm at the point of arguing with Bigred where I'm thumbing through the address book for studio time except its Canada Day long weekend so everything is closed until tuesday. Even the scum bag hippies I know with mixers are out on the beach tripping on acid. Also what do I do when rappers keep stealing my jokes and using them against me? Everybody is going Carlos Menstealia versus me BITCH its not my kryptonite. Oh and I am happy to phone in my verse to Bigred and he can lay my track for the first verse. Apparently if I plug my speakers into my microphone slot I can turn them into a microphone hold up lemme see how it sounds I just realized haha gimme a sec.
At 6/23/13 08:09 PM, Teqneek wrote: DID I MENTION THIS DUDE SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIM WEARING HIS MOTHER'S DRESS?
ya i put that on the forum saying im still more g in a dress because you wouldn't battle me. lucky for you my mix blew up at a live show so I'm waiting on parts but if i gotta wait for this shit to come in the mail I'll send you the tracking # so you can get just as excited as I do so I can put them on like when I step into your colon
also that shit is clearly just some hoe's dress she left it before moving to Montreal, ill cum in it and mail it to you tucker.
At 6/24/13 07:34 PM, Teqneek wrote:At 6/24/13 04:29 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote:Kind of like every other person on the internet (especially YOU, circa 2012, hypocrite).At 6/23/13 12:05 PM, Teqneek wrote:we got a badass over here, who can say whatever the fuck he wants on the internet.At 6/22/13 06:59 PM, NerfGunTimmy wrote: technique hip hop is a predominantly black sport I'd watch what you sayLol, first of all- I'll say whatever the fuck I want.
you and your 1 black friend may be okay with you being a faggot, but the world at large isn't.Suddle, you just want beef again, I can already tell. I'm really not concerned with you though...
I was better than you last year (after only 6 months of rapping, mind you), and now the talent gap between us is so huge that you are basically Carefoot Part II to me.
The funniest thing though, is that I'm still improving, while you are actually WORSE THAN BEFORE. This pleases me.
famous last words maybe eliminating you will be a colonic because this is my first time ever getting to go 2nd which according to my horoscope is my chance to go interscope
At 6/24/13 08:05 PM, Teqneek wrote:At 6/24/13 07:48 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote:That was last year, dick nostrils.At 6/24/13 07:34 PM, Teqneek wrote:just remember when people were talking about the big emcees last year, you weren't mentioned.At 6/24/13 04:29 PM, SoundGoodizer wrote:Kind of like every other person on the internet (especially YOU, circa 2012, hypocrite).At 6/23/13 12:05 PM, Teqneek wrote:we got a badass over here, who can say whatever the fuck he wants on the internet.At 6/22/13 06:59 PM, NerfGunTimmy wrote: technique hip hop is a predominantly black sport I'd watch what you sayLol, first of all- I'll say whatever the fuck I want.
you and your 1 black friend may be okay with you being a faggot, but the world at large isn't.Suddle, you just want beef again, I can already tell. I'm really not concerned with you though...
john dean, bill, scuare, me and rja3 were the ones getting props.
Also- I thought we were cool, but you just had to start with the shit talking. And you know I'll argue for eternity, so keep it up if you want. Otherwise we can chill the fuck out and let our battles speak for themselves.
Talent-wise, these brackets are the most lopsided in history (seriously Red, how the hell did you create these?), so we'll both need to focus our energy on our opponents, and not on another bickering festival. Or we can bitch at each other for a few months again, idgaf.
wigga thats unheard of
At 6/24/13 08:28 PM, Scuare wrote: I think I'll do some judging, but I'm not going to do a video response
cuz u ugly na na na boo boo for real tho you just pussy not to battle me in the cage
At 6/24/13 08:37 PM, Teqneek wrote: The "This is a whites only tournament" comment was an obvious (or so I thought) joke on the fact that almost all the rappers here are white dudes.
im clearly indian check my moms dress its clearly cherokee ass hair
At 6/24/13 08:58 PM, Teqneek wrote: Sorry Red, I don't think them shits are balanced at all. I don't really mind though, it just means the best battles will be happening in rounds 2 and 3, on the eastern bracket. IMO, the 6 best emcees are all in one bracket, not including me (obviously, cuz I suck).
i see you getting like upper mid tier then killing yourself
seeing how you know how much you suck
At 6/24/13 10:41 PM, Teqneek wrote: There's dope emcees all across the board for real.
Except you because you dead faggit you dead
At 6/23/13 07:40 PM, RampantMusik wrote:At 6/23/13 07:37 PM, Teqneek wrote: Also Rampant- dafuq you talking about, you were looking forward to the Carefoot/McCheezy battle?McCheezy's been dominating Carefoot in forum posts, so much so that Carefoot blocked him; so I kinda wanted to see what he'd do in a battle format.
i just don't want to read his retardation less than hes harassing me and I have him blocked so here is some responses to tide you over you drooly cunt
At 6/23/13 07:24 PM, HankMcCheezy wrote:At 6/23/13 06:29 PM, Carefoot wrote: Rewards: Pot infusion bannock, 1 coors lite, and an Immortal Technique vinyl.Bro, are you even old enough to buy beer? Or are you going to steal it from your parents?
old enough to jiujitsu your shitty forum trash talk
At 6/23/13 08:33 PM, HankMcCheezy wrote:At 6/23/13 08:09 PM, Teqneek wrote: ALSO ALSO- Hank McCheezy, who are you and where are your raps? I've been wondering for a while if you're an emcee or not.I am not an emcee
exactly
