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At 9/18/09 10:01 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Can you explain what the gender-bender is?

I'm curious.

Most likely coming dressed as the opposite sex.

At 9/20/09 02:15 PM, braveman2 wrote: Odd, last time I check the wii sold over over twice what the xbox 360 did. Well thats game informer for ya. I also heard somewhere that microsoft said that they no longer need games to be in hd. Just some info.

No, don't worry about creditbility. Wii sales are top right now. Slightly less than double the 360's.

At 9/20/09 02:14 PM, golem-destroy wrote:

At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, SpAzArDoUs wrote: stupid shit

Hey your just jelus dat ur 'old games' arent as good as modern games today liek halo and star wars force unleashed. so yeah, stop bein a old timer.

Jesus Christ, do you mean to be an absolute idiot every thread you go into?
Seriously, stop talking about video games if you're gonna be a god damn idiot about it.

Graphics =/= Good Game.

At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, golem-destroy wrote:

At 9/20/09 02:07 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Just because Sony had one crappy console does not mean they should stop.
I hate to tell you, but Playstation and Playstation 2 dominated the sales during their respective time periods.

No Xbox and Halo did.

Yup, Xbox totally beat Playstation 2's, at least 100 million, sales with a measly 24 million.
Now shut the fuck up and do some research fanboy.
100 Million confirmed.

At 9/20/09 02:03 PM, golem-destroy wrote:

At 9/20/09 02:02 PM, iateamexican wrote: I said it 2 years ago and I'll say it again, Sony.

Sony should only stick to TV and nothing else.

Just because Sony had one crappy console does not mean they should stop.
I hate to tell you, but Playstation and Playstation 2 dominated the sales during their respective time periods.

At 9/20/09 01:56 PM, data662 wrote: First of all it's a fucking Goomba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST OF ALL HE WAS FUCKING KIDDING
LOL IM MAD

At 3/11/07 06:22 PM, SirXVII wrote:

I love how you are defending the HDTV and not the consoles.

That's because you offered no legitimate criticism towards the console. Arguing with you on that ground would be catering to retarded fan boy trolling.

Yeah, I know they rock, but I probably won't be seeing that kind of money ever.

I know I could've gotten a 20 inch for $300 one time, but I wasn't sure if it was worth the hassle.

Why say so anyway? Do you work at a Best Buy or something, or do you own one?

Becuase if you work at a Best Buy one could "accidently" fall off of the truck...

As for the HDTVs being 'too expensive'.
From the jump to Black and White to Color how much would that cost you intially? Doh shit,

1,000 dollars.

When you get older. you'll understand.

All children, are idiots.

All of them.

At 9/10/09 04:47 PM, Masterzakk wrote:

. He didn't do jack shit and he was a horrible artist. Micheal Jackson is very far from being metal and he is lame.

Age/Gender: 16

I rest my case.

That's what she gets for being disabled.
SHE'S SLOWING EVERYONE DOWN!

4 is good..
The first one and 3 are ok.

The rest are silly and stupid.

Pandora is the WORST with bullshit advertising.
Their entire site is an advertisement, they limit their free users to 48 hours a month unless you pay.
THANK GOD FOR LAST.FM

Stop being an idiot, actually think to yourself "Am I being a dumbass?" and if you are. Shut the fuck up.

At 8/4/09 10:35 PM, poxpower wrote:

Yeah I liked that show.
Also the Nostalgia Critic is a retard and I wish he died a terrible death. Man he's annoying, constantly gesticulating, missing the mark on every joke, trying way too hard to be funny...
At least he does decent editing. BAH

Eh, I think he's hit and miss. His most recent videos have bored the living crap out of me.
The 'Drug Special', 'Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat', and 'Titanic: The Animated Musical' were entertaining to say the least.

Ben Croshaw leads the pack out of those three..

They're school gangs. They don't matter.

This is not advertising, this is just relevance. I figured since I couldn't find a thread about it, this would be a good place to post a contest on Flash Games.

If there is a current thread, delete this one..or move it.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/contests /register/stonkinggreatgame_09

For those of you farmilar with Zero Punctuation, done by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw. The Escapist is holding a contest in which any one can make a game, and submit it to Zero Punctuation. The best one will have it reviewed and you'll get a Zero Punctuation goodie-bag.

I figure most people who are into making Flash Games would be interested..this will give the winner a lot of exposure. Since Ben Croshaw has a relatively large fan-base.

At 8/4/09 09:52 PM, Davidzx wrote: I prefer to watch AVGN videos myself, never got much into the critic movies.

I don't like AVGN more than Critic..AVGN tries too hard with the cussing.

There is a point to where swearing is funny, then you're just using it as some immature obsession. I prefer his more tame videos like his console discussions. Rather than his 7 minutes of FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK FUCK etc. etc.

In the Transformers review he made a comment. "This game is harder than taking a piss in a shot glass on a record player.." at that point I thought it was funny it was realistic and funny...but then he continued with "on the back of a cheetah while riding on a unicycle." It was a bad attempt at being 'random'.

Halloween 1 and 2 were fine.

They should've stopped there.

Jason should've never started.

Freddy, eh..I like him..but he is redundant as well.

Weed..yes. Since all the "Oh god, it's HORRIBLE for you" is bullshit. (mostly)
Narcotics, no. Meth/Heroin/Crack and all that shit is actually pretty bad for you..
LCD, Shrooms, DMT. YES PLEASE!

At 7/27/09 02:59 AM, The4thSurvivor wrote: At 7/27/09 02:54 AM, Psychophob

Did you really just shamelessly advertise your art?

apparently i did. what of it?

Well..two things/

1. This sort of stuff. by rules, goes in your blog or signature.

2. If you were able to post this on the forums, we have a forum for art.
ART FORUM

At 7/19/09 11:07 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 7/19/09 11:06 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: So I have to poke girls to fuck them?

What?

lmao

[ whos a virgin? ]

Look how original I am.

[Using a silly system like this to make an external thought]

Because using the system put in place prior to my strike of originality would be tacky.

(Or using the grammatically correct way.)

God you're original.

Dumbass.

No, tell her to man the fuck up.

Why would you want an iPhone? Sure they're getting better, but they're just now adding fundamental task that multiple cell phones have had for a very long time. And gouging the consumer base that they sell their shit to.

Just think, to get Copy and Paste you've had to go through THREE cellphones to get to it. And assuming you stuck with the iPhone since the beginning. Then you just forked out a fuck ton of money.

Apple products aren't bad, but they rip off the consumer mercilessly.

A little...

Honestly, I cannot fathom such stupidity.

If you honestly give a rats ass about someone you don't know, and their death bringing zero consequence to you aside from your arbitrary emotions for some human you've never met. I repeat again. I CANNOT FATHOM YOUR STUPIDITY.

Honestly, A million dollars is huge. At such a low cost, for me, there is no reason to not do it. Unless there is some consequence directed at you. Jail time, death of a loved one. Yadda Yadda. As the OP explicitly said. No one you knew would die. Then press the fucking button. God damn.

Also, some people might say "Well, if someone you know dies, don't go looking for help because that makes you a hypocrite." Don't plan on it unless they come to me.

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Good God our Criminal Justice system is retarded.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/18/minn esota.music.download.fine/index.html

The only ones I can sit through are

Death Note, Evangelion, Hellsing (not so much anymore though) and Elfen Lied.

Most other shit just annoys me.