At 4/7/08 02:26 AM, cr0mxt wrote: Man I'm hardcore to the MAXXX I'm such a rebel my mom says so

How cute

I imagine my parents are much older than most of the posters here, as video games simply didn't exist when they were growing up and even when they were in college. My parents always refused to buy me any video games at all. They did buy some PC games, but never any consoles/console games. As a result I was a PC gamer for a long time and the first console I bought was an Xbox (original). I bought a Game Boy (the original, non-color beige kind) in fifth grade with my own allowance money as they wouldn't buy it. They didn't mind me playing the Game Boy for the most part, but they would often make me stop playing some of the PC games because I would play them for too long, especially Doom and X-Wing. Even though I am grown and moved out for several years now they still refuse to buy video games and accessories for my birthday and Christmas.

Baker Street? I once knew a girl on...oh god.... X_X

At 4/6/08 02:47 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Whre do you get the plutonium!?

The Libyans...wait, they've found me, I don't know how but they've found me...RUN FOR IT MARTY

At 4/6/08 02:46 PM, UnknownFear wrote: Have you ever heard the term "keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer?"

It's more like "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

To start out my graduation plans first I need to get up to 88 miles an hour....

At 4/6/08 02:29 PM, Evark wrote: I read it the first time when you fucked up the link.

YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR MISTAKES, CAP'N!

I have no idea what you are talking about.

At 4/6/08 02:32 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: They're quick, I'll give them that. Also I want a 30 day ban

k

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080405/tc_n m/astley_dc

I'm telling you, they are on top of things. It's like they have their finger on the pulse of the internet.

At 4/6/08 01:53 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: It's a 30 day ban, correct? Also, I only know of one word that is filtered, are there any others?

That's up to each mod.

Also, I only know of one word that is filtered, are there any others?

Just the one, besides the filters for various "blank post" tricks.

We already delete posts and ban people posting that garbage. As far as word filtering, won't happen, for various reasons.

At 4/6/08 01:20 PM, Joshiwa wrote: I mean honestly, all those yucky 20 something year olds need to get off my Newgrounds because they are just pedos and it is really sad that they are on a kids site.

so...come here often?

The staff is all late 20s/early 30s, so I guess they are all sick bastards too. Same with the mods, alot of us are 20s/early 30s.

I'll pretty much always be going to this site as long as it exists.

At 4/6/08 12:57 PM, Notpedobear wrote: So what's Newground's opinion about children?

Which NG user meetup was that pic taken at?

A lot of the reasoning behind just making the game for the 360's Live Arcade is that they can self-publish as no physical medium is needed (disc, case ect). The Behemoth was screwed over by their publisher when they put out Alien Hominid on the PS2 and Gamecube, and as a result they basically didn't get any money from those sales, which is why AH was subsequently released to every platform (besides PC) known to man, so they could recoup development costs and make some profit. By self-publishing on Live Arcade they will get most of the revenue from the sales of the game (besides Microsoft's cut of course). I'm not sure that WiiWare has an established revenue structure yet, not to mention it's brand new, so they may be waiting to see how it develops first.

I've made 1 billion theoretical dollars.

At 4/5/08 06:10 AM, Coop83 wrote: Nice one, CaptainBob! Now you've reached Supreme Commander, are you going to carry on Protecting and making your way towards the top 100 list?

When the official list was first created I was ranked #39 and I was as high as #18 at one point. I had more time to b/s back then, and I simply can't keep pace with you kids today. Now get off my lawn.

Your experience gave you a voting power of 8.82 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 60% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 14.11 votes!

EAT IT

yeah so it took me forever to get to EGSC. I'm a late bloomer...or something

lollarskates

This one time ramagi voted on a flash it was awesome the end

Needs more MS Paint penis.

I'll admit it, I fell for it at first. They also sent it in an email to me as well.

Best. Banner. Ever.

It definitely had its moments, but for me the original Doom had more "oh fuck me" moments, like running in to a Pinky in a pitch-black room.

I have Samuari Warriors 2, and have played the shit out of it (currently at 182 hours on my main game save). Unfortunately the Xtreme Legends expansion has been delayed for the 360, I can't wait. I do want to get DW6 at some point as well.

At 3/28/08 02:08 AM, jordan13dude wrote: I've been waiting three days for my audio submissions to get through. It said it wou7ld take one or two days.

How long does it usually take?

You have been banned from submitting to the Audio Portal. You used MAGIX to create your audio, which is not allowed on NG because it's license is incompatible with the Creative Commons license that NG uses. The ban is currently permanent but may be lifted at some yet to be determined date in the future.

At 3/19/08 02:32 AM, JarrodK wrote: Also Prey 2. I hope it is an automatic port to the 360.

that picture gave me a rise in my pants.

At 3/19/08 01:30 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: My gamer score now ends in a five!

My GS ended in a 2 for a while, silly Orange Box.

At 3/19/08 03:37 PM, Crashman wrote: Comes out April 15th, early enough.

w00t. Hilarious how people bitch about the cost of the map packs and yet in that article it says the Heroic Pack has been downloaded over 1 million times. Can't really blame Microsoft for pricing it at $10 when people buy it in droves.

At 3/19/08 01:11 AM, Seamonky wrote:

MOD FIGHT!

noobs

Newgrounds doesn't need donations, it's doing just fine with advertising...so Platinum Accounts are completely unnecessary . It might have been a good idea back in 02-03, but simply not needed now.

To the OP, as others have said, buy something from the Newgrounds store.

*awaits for gfox's 10000 word essay*

At 3/17/08 06:18 PM, Dsmano wrote: And when a bunch of people told them this in the post-game lobby, it just boiled down to typical American Xbox Live behavior, taking the piss out of everybody's accents and stereotyping their country.

I feel embarrassed when faggots start with that shit. Not all of us Americans are like that >:(

And stop saying "THIS IS AMERICA"

I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, IS THIS A COMMUNIST COUNTRY BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

I was over at a friend's house yesterday playing COD3...I had tried to start a 4 person Player Match but his internet was being gay (he currently uses ICS via a laptop to connect, so the NAT is restricted), but it didn't work so I went on Ranked (which is single player of course) just to show him the multiplayer and to demonstrate my mad skillz (seriously I own your moms on COD3). I completed the match, and two achievements unlocked...for him, as he was still signed in. They were two multiplayer achievements for a total of 60 GS. lol @ glitches

At 3/14/08 04:47 PM, benjadaninja wrote: I find Monty Python funny... who doesn't?

Communists.

WHAT IS THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF A LADEN SWALLOW

Pearl Jam - Vs. or Bush - Razorblade Suitcase

Maybe not the "best", more like my favorites, but they both fall under the "if you were on a deserted island and had to choose only one album to listen to" category.