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Tom Fulp will be the overlord of planet Earth, and he will begin to decimate and control the universe with his space gorillas with banana bazookas and amazing aerobatics. Wade will be distracted and not notice the evilness in his brother because he'll be too obsessed with taking up close pictures of random things. This site will be a military operation. So on and so forth.
At 12/14/09 10:02 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
I read it once when you were gone shaving your legs and jizzed all over it.. I is sorry. I couldn't contain myself. Every page flipped got my trouser snake more erect.
Oh, Capn. This is why I love you so.
I love you because your name is one letter away from semen, and then my vagina gets all slippery and moist. It's like a slip in side in there, oh my!
At 12/14/09 09:57 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
I WAS IN NAM MAN, I'VE SEEN CRAZY SHIT. PLEASE BUY ME A GRILLED CHEESE! I HAVEN'T BATHED IN MONTHS!
I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Nooo, please don't send me away. I'll be good, I promise. I have a few bucks in my boot. Can I have a nice hot tea and crumpets please? Do you also have the latest copy of the paper?
At 12/14/09 07:21 PM, Samen wrote:
My diary.
It's nothing but gay porn and hair I've stolen from other people.
It's disgusting, seriously.
I read it once when you were gone shaving your legs and jizzed all over it.. I is sorry. I couldn't contain myself. Every page flipped got my trouser snake more erect.
At 12/14/09 07:21 PM, deathofghosts wrote:
the Twilight series
But seriously, this. Turns normal preteens/teenage/soccer moms into psychopathic obsessive zombies.
As long as we appreciate them and treat them with respect without abuse we should be fine I think. I can't wait until robots walk among us and I hang out with some mechanical pals. It will be the highlight of my life.
Fuck yeah I'd design that shit up with dragons and swords and gangster turtles with tommy guns bitch and everyone would be like, "THESE ARE THE BEST SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIP DESIGNER RINGS EVER, AND YOU PLAY TABLE TENNIS!!" also there'd be babes and an avalanche of dried blood and rock music.
Urban Dictionary has sick sex shit on there, but its 99% of the entries. I had my day when I'd search the site for stuff and come across, The Boston Pancake, Strawberry Shortcut, Rodeo, Houdini, even Alligator Fuckhouse. You don't want to know what they are.
At 12/14/09 07:24 PM, Evark wrote:
From whence we came, I suppose.
Speak in 2009 language, goddammit.
Yo that shawtey totally crushed my heart brah. She said I played too much video games and hacky sack with my bro buds and that I don't listen or something. I don't really know for sure, I wasn't really listening.
Jimbo's Slaves. We handpick the finest slaves from third world countries to do whatever you please! Sow, cook, manufacture products, manage crops, you can even ride on them to school and the work place! Slaves are so useful and can make every day of your stressful tired life a bit easier. Our slaves are the cream of the crop, depressed, greasy orphans, so make sure they don't run away or kill themselves with the Jimbo Electric Slave Fence 5000 and Jimbo Taser! With up to 9000 volts of electricity in every zap! Jimbo cares about you, but not about slaves!
At 12/14/09 07:46 PM, WadeFulp wrote:
While we are on the topic (an I appreciate those who have stayed on topic, and banned some who felt to be rude and go off topic) here is some cool frost that formed on my bedroom window the other year, I have this as one of my screen saver slide show images:
Beautiful, and magical. Good job for posting something interesting and awesome instead of gross bugs or rather boring flashlights. I am again rather jellyous.
At 12/13/09 11:06 PM, Onepiece285 wrote:
Yeah, fuck those useless pieces of skin attached to vaginas.
Don't forget the breasts. I've been had by two chicks before and have spent years deep in depression because of it. I don't know what I did wrong to deserve this but I guess it must have been pretty bad. I loved them both and still do, and they could care less rather than use me for money.
Yeah, Internet speak in real life is irritating. I've heard a few, "WTF??" comments in my day, as well as lol and lmao and stuff. If kids these days are too lazy to say three words and have to abbreviate everything, well, I guess that's just sad.
At 12/14/09 07:16 PM, DrMafesto wrote:
I personally have not heard one good bro shout song.
Here's a good example of it for those who don't know what we're talking about. @ 2:06
I really like the song other than that. It just kills the vibe. :l
I'm not talking about bro shouting songs, just live versions of songs where they shout the lyrics. It's kind of cheesy but cool to have an audience shouting out your lyrics, their throats raw. "Wish You Were Here" is a good example. The whole crowd got out their lighters and joined in. It was awesome.
At 12/11/09 06:59 PM, RiuTenshin wrote:
Never sold a game in my life. I literally have 70+ PS1 games and 50 or so PS2 games that I haven't touched in forever but I keep them as a sort of a memory. Same with my old cards.
I'm jealous. I wish I was smart enough to hold on to all my games. I feel mighty foolish now. They're like my little babies, I collect them like magazines or CDs.
Sketchers are obviously lame and centered around the kid products. An adult buying Sketchers is hilarious. What adult would be interested in buying from a sneaker company that has such cheesy and annoying childish commercials? I didn't even know they sold adult shoes at first.
At 12/14/09 06:17 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:
All different genres, but psychedelic in my opinion at least.
Thanks for the suggestions man ,I've wanting to search for some heavy and strong stuff that I could mellow Out to ,With out getting high.
No problem. The heavier bands would be Porcupine Tree, Sleep, High on Fire, and Kyuss. The rest is classic rock, Black Moth Super Rainbow is awesome electronic, and Chuck Mangione is smooth and mellow jazz fusion.
I do sometimes when I'm waiting for music to load or I stopped music and I'm ready to log off but it feels weird. Headphones are useless in my ears unless some audio is playing. It's unsettling to me.
There are brilliant minds that did poorly in school, but school is always important. It never hurts to shoot higher and put in a little more effort with your studies. You think you don't want to achieve a higher level of education now but that might change and if your grades are on the chopping block you'll be S.O.L. What you do in high school and your goals and achievements reflects your life when you're on your own.
People are worried about getting the perfect Christmas together, purchasing all the presents for cheap being a main concern, so manners and decency dissolve and true human nature shows. It's ironic, that this behavior is common in a season of giving, love, peace, and worldwide joy.
At 12/14/09 06:23 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
Fuck that shit. Wolves all the way.
If I could choose to be one animal it would be a wolf. Deadly, swift, and cunning they are, and able to withstand the cold arctic. Cougars are the coolest cat anyways. They can get pretty huge and they stalk people.
At 12/14/09 06:27 PM, DrMafesto wrote:
Stop the fucking speaking/cheer shouting bits. Nobody wants to hear you while you recite some political slam poetry, or sound like you're part of some bro only army, shouting to your superiors.
Cut it the fuck out. Its terrible. I cannon find anything redeeming about it. It does not sound good.
I haven't heard any core bands do that before, but I know what you're talking about. Nothing is more lame than a group of people shouting lyrics. Gives You Hell is a good example. I DON'T WANT BROS SHOUTING MUSIC. It's not always bad though.
