I drive a Buick.

I'm also an old man

fuck 30 odd-year-old's and their luxury sedans

At 11/11/09 12:36 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 11/10/09 10:53 PM, Canas wrote: famous people and their skin is one of my many interests in which I am interested in commenting about

Don't you wish you were black?

black people are tall

famous people and their skin is one of my many interests in which I am interested in commenting about

Morrowind had no shitters to shit in and raise your shitting skill

Cleverbot 1 and Cleverbot 2 would consult a MediatorBot who would negotiate both bots to agree that the answer is in fact perhaps

I find only really fat people get the munchies consistently when getting high

I usually get the thirsties

I SWEAR TO CHRIST SHEELA IF YOU DON'T MAKE TACOS TONIGHT IM GOING TO STAB OUR KID IN THE FACE

At 11/3/09 06:02 PM, yodd wrote: Fun fact: I've recently made a highdea about high driving and you commented about a minute after I pisted it.

Weird.

D:

haha i've been making a handful today and getting real baked, was wondering if i'd run in to somebody

At 11/3/09 06:06 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Damn, I need to buy a pipe.

Listening to you guys, has convinced me to buy a pipe tomorrow.

I've you've got the money, go to a real good store where they have in-house glass blowers or at least get their supply from one individual. Those pipes usually shoot around 40-60 bucks but the individuality is worth it over the mass produced chinese lead pipes

lead pipes

fun fact: i've broken every single pipe i've ever had

:(

never broken someone else's shit though

At 11/3/09 03:40 PM, stosh1919 wrote: Did I tell you someone jacked my sweet ass pipe?

did I tell you that your sweet ass pipe is sweet and that story is sad?

At 11/3/09 03:21 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Fun game, and it does a better job of keeping the scariness levels up throughout than the F.E.A.R games do. The plot just seems like it was shat out in five minutes.

ehhhhhhhhh

I liked the original F.E.A.R a lot, and I just recently finished the second one after it collected dust on my shelf for a while. I suppose Condemned attempts to be scary more consistently throughout the game since you don't really get to stop and shoot anybody along the way, but I found Bloodshot to be equally as scary as an episode of Stargate, complete with the same amount of pseudo-scientific nonsense and silly super-powers.

I still haven't been able to duplicate the experience of Condemned 1 and the original F.E.A.R in terms of having one's heart genuinely beating rapidly along with a very real sensation of panic. It might have something to do with growing up and not being afraid of silly video games and movies, but maybe the sequels just really, really sucked kinda.

I don't know a lot of girls who want to fuck for more than 30 minutes.

About 52,000 dollars.

Lol.

At 11/1/09 10:32 PM, lilscientist wrote: Whats up stoners, I just made my first bowl. I made it out of an air compressor stem converter and a copper pipe. There's just one problem, the hole I drilled for the pipe goes all the way to the actual bowl part and when I hit it I get a little bit of ash in my mouth. Any suggestions?

Spend 10 dollars on a pipe or 2 dollars on some papers hahaha

At 11/1/09 08:42 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: That is why I said PSONE.

Oh sorry. I guess I was under the impression the N64 and Playstation were competing consoles silly me

:)

At 11/1/09 08:20 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: Do you want to go back to the PSone era of RPGs?

I had a 64, that era was non-existent in my eyes. :)

I wish there was a game about being a serial killer, then I wouldn't want to go out and serial kill everyone so much all the time

I just want to get real stoned and watch a blue hedgehog run in circles with crazy rainbows and trees

Those screens in the controllers.

That's why.

I remember a time when post apocolysm was wicked radical. About the same time wicked and radical were cool words, back in the 90's. Terminator 2 was the greatest movie, and with the looming threat of Y2K there were all kinds of theories and interpretations in entertainment about what life would be like AFTER the apocalypse. Duke Nukem 3D was the best game, and even Fallout came around.

So what the fuck's the big deal now with all these post-apocalpytic games? Where gamers can explore world's ONCE LIVELY AND COLORFUL but now dreary and gray with either a distinctive green hue over every object or a distinctive light brown tinge. How much more of this nonsense do we need? I used to have a lot of faith in the gaming industry and their ability to create new ideas constantly, but it seems like this generation of systems are flooded with the same bullshit. Gears of War? Resistance? Fallout? Fear? Even Resident Evil? They all either have serious undertones or overtones about the world coming to an end. I don't remember Bowser ever threatening the Mushroom Kingdom with nuclear warfare, or Robotnik making an army of robots to destroy the-.. well he didn't have nukes..

Now there's word of a Fallout MMORPG? Plus some game called Metro 2033? It's like the gaming industry has evolved to imitate the movie business, every time ONE good idea takes off every major studio starts recreating their own shitty version of that exact same idea. Until we have a market flooded with stupid idiot kids and their idiot sisters playing Xylophone Hero while arguing over the internet why it's so much better than Percussion Instrument Band. When Lord of The Rings came out everyone and their mom's tried to steal every idea and create their own battle for middle earth with the hope that people would say "YO ITS JUST LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS", now instead of middle earth it's a bunch of wasteland jockeys running around with energy guns while kids flood the stores with preorders.

think of some new shit i'm bored of this shit already

discus

you and your serious problems

At 11/1/09 04:55 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I never thought to do that, but I love cemeteries. I think this is something I'll have to try out now. I just wish I still lived right by one. Reason I go to the park is because it's almost always empty and right near my house.

The cemetery is right by my house, hahaha

I like to go real late at night and shit too, just to try and coax something freaky in to happening. Nothing ever happens, but sometimes if you get real baked you can really trip yourself out

At 11/1/09 05:30 PM, yodd wrote: Man, I have done it but I normally smoke a bowl. But I put my Vanilla tasty puffs on to make it taste good, and to make everywhere smell most monderful

I busted my last pipe a few days ago, so i'm stuck with joints no matter whuttt. Not a big deal though, since I kinda prefer 'em

And I started smoking weed out of a bong exclusively for a year too

I prefer to get high in cemeteries versus parks

Surprisingly less visible dead

At 11/1/09 01:30 AM, FatJoe214 wrote: I beat you!

dragons and faggy asian things don't really have anything to do with halloween

Every time I see a black person it is a near death experience

holy frig I had a bunch of 'em

Signed up as Jerry_69, changed that to Embalmed, changed that to -Canas-, changed that to Dr. Octagon, then I changed it a few more times until ultimately asking the admins to give me the "Canas" name since it had been taken for years by some unknown fella

What the fuck kind of mutant pothead are you dealing with that wants to fight?

At 11/1/09 02:57 PM, yodd wrote:

At 11/1/09 02:34 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: I can't really smoke outside since it won't stop raining, and it's way too cold.

Go inside your bathroom (a small bathroom works the best). Turn your shower on Really hot, and make sure the bathroom door and such is closed. Wait a minute or two for the bathroom to become steamy, smoke while its really steamy. Hawaiian hotbox. My friend did it all of grade 12 last year and he only got caught because he left his pipe on the bathroom counter like an idiot. If you want to be really safe you can do the dryer sheets in the roll while doing this, but I don't think thats necessary.

Hahaha man I used to hawaiian hotbox at least once a day with my old roommate. Sometimes we would smoke several bowls and restart the steam several times before leaving. She'd take pictures, madness ensued, etc. This actually eliminates the smell if you roll joints and use flavored joint paper, once you open the door it fills the other rooms with a wonderful scent of honey or watermelon or whatever.

At 11/1/09 02:34 PM, Clock-Ninja wrote: Got any tips on getting rid of the smell? I blow all my hits out the window and I also have a fan running on high, but it still reeks of smoke.

Here's your problem. It all has to do with the fundamentals of the window. Why do we open windows? To let air in of course, and most of the time, that is what they do. Blowing it out the window just blows it right back at you, and fan's just circulate the stink even more. My suggestion is to smoke it somewhat away from the open window, so the air can properly enter and dissipate the smell.

That toilet paper roll trick doesn't do shit either, and spraying the room with fabreeze still doesn't eliminate the smell.

Bounce sheets are always an option. Drier sheets normally put in the drier to help freshen your clothes become very useful if you blow your smoke through them. Febreeze also helps, but it should not be used as a primary smell reducer. The brand of Febreeze is very important, you need to pick something very fruity and very strong, some scents just make it worse.

My sister caught the smell 3 times already, and she threatens to be a little bitch and "tell on me" like the little immature fucktard she is.

You just gotta be mindful of what time you do it, and the likely hood of someone entering your room. Fortunately when people are asleep, they don't usually wake up. :)

So that's when I like to smoke the most. It's hard to mask the smell during the daytime, and this may sound like replacing one crazy idea for another, but get a pack of cigarettes and either smoke one or let one smoulder after you get high. Cigarette smoke completely eliminates the smell, plus it disappears a lot faster.

I can't really smoke outside since it won't stop raining, and it's way too cold.

Wear a jacket. Several of them.

:o

Well shucks i'm just glad to hear i'm not the only one high-drivin. I half expected to hear a chorus of boos and a paragraph or two about the dangers of driving while baked, hahaha

Nah for real though, I just like to drive around the city really late at night and get high in alley-ways. Sometimes I go far out in to the country close to the mountains where the scenery is really awe-inspiring and such. In terms of driving skill I think I pay more attention to the rules of the road and generally drive smoother. Although last night I blatantly ran a red light because I was staring at the Tim Horton's still open at 2 AM trying to decide whether or not I should fill my belly with sandwiches and delicious things.