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I've been looking for someone to draw something for me for an eternity. I will call it :

King of the Walruses

You see an army of Walruses, who all wear clothes resembling the nazi germany military outfit during WW2, but with a mustache instead of a Swastika. On where hitler shoudl stand, you see Jamie Hyneman (Mythbuster) with Murderface (Metalocalipse) acting as a advisor

You want creepy shit? You have Half-life 2: Episode 2? Then download Nightmare House 2...

It's a mod, the story sound like F.E.A.R. but it has some extremely mind fucking moment. And I find it actually a lot better than F.E.A.R... An extremely well done mod, a must have.

THOSE GODAMM CORRIDOR... Oh god, just remembering it give me creep and yet make me wanna play again...

Yeah, you have gun, but when it can take half of a magazine to kill a zombie, you run out of bullet fast...

At 9/24/10 03:57 PM, fiveoclock wrote: tell me what you like newgrounds

I love and hate both at the same time. 4chan have some awesome board but has tons of troll and idiot. Newgrounds have lot less people, active mod but have a lot of idiot still...

Oh and btw, 4chan doesn't mean /b/... There a lot of others board that are far more interesting and less filled with troll and idiot.

Well, hello and welcome to my first literature thread on newground! In the following day, week or months, I will use this thread to "publish" my work. My first story is about a family, I wrote it as a test on how much taboo subject I could fit in a average family. Personnaly, I don't really like the result, since I know I could have done much better and far longer. At first, I wanted to post it on /x/ since its a bit like a creepy-pasta, but finally decided that you, newground, would be the first to read it, hope you will like it.

The Fallen Family :
This is the story of a family, the worst family that could exist, as much that reading the following line will only bring joy to your soul as they suffer of their puny mortal life. It will be my pleasure tonight to relate their life to you, for your own entertainment. So let's start, let's start the show of the Fallen Family...

The father was Gregory Fallen, a brute man with more muscle than brain. Always thought the world was is box full o' toy and the people in it, puppets made for is fun. He lived like a king 'till the age of 25, as he met a twist of fate, or should I say a twist of flesh. Caught in a stupid accident, consisting of a drunk standing in the middle of the way and some barrel roll, that ripped apart is left hand, he made a promise to himself that he would destroy the life of many of his "puppets" as possible. It began by the rape of his sister, Eleanor, who gave birth to a monstrosity. Then the murder of a childhood friend, William MacArthur, over a dispute about loaned money. After, he married an wonderful women, only to crush her heart as he beaten her for years. He had 3 kids with her. One of them died at childbirth, the others two were twins. Their name were Michael and Natalia Fallen.

The mother was Elisabeth Fallen, an dishonest whore who only cared about money. She lived in a rich family, in a great house that would make the envy of anyone, where every of her command were executed. At the age of 16 she was the high school slut and she was proud of it. She would fuck anyone, anytime, without reason and with no shame, as they followed her all day for her service. She didn't kept that way of life for long, as she experienced at the age of 23 her first rape by the hands of a street gang. Traumatized by this incident, she believed she could get redemption trough religion and without a second thought, her quest for salvation began. Over the years, she became grumpy and jealous of the younger people she met, but she hid this fact behind a wall of hate toward everyone. Suddenly she met an gorgeous man by the name of Gregory, as he looked quite handsome and sincere. They married without hesitation and this was her downfall, as she got beaten for years by him. The only way she could comfort herself was to deflect her hate toward her children.

The son is Michael Fallen, quite a prodigy but that got cast down by his very poor self-respect and cowardice. His whole life was filled with hate, at first from his parents, after from his high school companion and lately his own girlfriend. He couldn't stop crying as he seen the disgusting spectacle presented by his parent, which always ended by the fall of the wife. Later in his life he was the victim of everyone bullying in high school, even from the professor who looked at him like he was a ungrateful host in their beautiful scholar system. Then he met what he believed to be an angel from heaven, a woman by the name of Sally. She was the first person to give affection to him in his whole life, and he was grateful for that. Thus began their relationship, filled with false hope and happiness, which was destined to end drastically. One day, at the age of 32, as he was coming back from work, he didn't found his wife at home, ready to welcome him. Instead, he heard moaning from the second floor, you know, those kind of moan we heard as we fuck. With the fear of facing the inevitable, Michael climbed the stair to his bedroom to see a rather grotesque spectacle. His girlfriend, face down in the pool of filth that was another man genitals, while another man was taking the back door. Oh such tragic revelation for the poor man, as he seen his dream crushed by the unfair fate. All he did was running away, hoping that the incoming truck would hit him, ending is miserable life.

The daughter was Natalia Fallen, a shy girl with a rather strange and disturbing gift. She was allowed to talk to the dead and ask them their knowledge. Everyone thought she was crazy, you know, as she spoke alone, rambling about incoherent stuff. It didn't took long for her wonderful family and the doctor to send her to the asylum, hoping for her to be "cured". After years of treatment, thing never changed, she was as much disturbed. So they kept her at the center for who know how long, as they considered her too dangerous to live in the society. This is then that she called for me for the first time. I can still remember very well, as it was yesterday and it sounded a bit like that:

"Please! Please! I know you are here! Answer my plea! I wish for my family to suffer, as they sent me to this hell!"

Oh, the look she had in her face as I crept out of the shadow, such joy were in these beautiful eye. I accepted to complete her request, but at the only condition that she live up with the consequence of such act. Blinded by an understandable rage, she accepted, so slowly I returned to the shadow from where I once came.

The day after, she had some joyful news as the doctor told her that her father, mother and brother all died in the same night. The parents died as the father shot his wife and killed himself afterward, and the son got hit by a truck. She was very happy, but as she heard that her brother was no more, she felt her world crumble around her. It didn't took her long to call me back, and it didn't took me long for me to come.

"Why have you done that? I wanted my family to die, but my brother was innocent! He was only a victim like me, and now I am alone. Curse you!" Said the poor girl in tear.

"You decided to live with the consequence" I said with my tedious voice."Blinded by your humans emotion, you accepted such a foolish agreement. So let me reveal to you what your hate caused..."

As I said those word, I opened her mind, to show her the disgusting truth, the malicious plan I had planned all along. It began with her father, as I told her I was the one who caused the accident by blocking the road all those year ago. After, I told her I was the one who raped her mother, with the help of some thugs. Following this revelation, I told her I was the doctor who approved her insanity status and thus all her suffering at the asylum .Finally, I told her I was the one that was driving the truck that killed her brother... She then told me this:

"So it was your plan all along? To destroy my whole life to finally devastate my sanity?! WAS IT WORTH IT?!" She screamed at me with great hate.

"It was worth every moment, Natalia. I had a wonderful moment spending my time with you, but now I must depart. We will see each other again very soon, you can believe me."

Those were the last word I ever said to her, and as I walked away, I could her cry over her mistake.
So this is how the story of the Fallen Family end. I hope you liked this anecdote and that it will make you think.

Sincerely yours,
-Death

Okay, I know it's been an eternity since I posted something and I kinda forgot about this thread. So forgive me, as I talk to you about yet another animation movie.

Movie title: Interstella 5555 (the 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5istem)
Genre/style : Sci-fi, musical

This movie is a must see/have if your a fan of the well known DJ duo DaftPunk. Basicaly, this movie is a visualisation of many DaftPunk song. The kinda liked the story, even if its a bit average. It's about some alien music group that get kidnapped by humans to make music on earth. The story is actually more complicated but eh, why spoil everything? So here, the whole movie with good sound quality, for free!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=
5585590460724266855#

I would like if people could post some movie. Being the only one contributing isn't fun... And I'll probably do another post for Rover Dangerfield or Rock O Rico...

If you like stealth game, it's for you. From my point of view, it's the best of the series and actually a masterpiece... So much way to kill and/or complete mission...The opera mission is an prime exemple.

The hardest thing to get in the whole game is the Terrorist rank.... Seriously, I only got it 1 time and it's because I killed everyone in the mission area and planted c4 everywhere. Shit was fun.

An advice I can give you, USE YOUR MAP and explore the mission area before attempting anything. Planning will give you an incredible advantage over your soon-to-be-dead victim.

At 8/23/10 01:06 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Why does everybody with a low post count type like a fucking idiot?

It's the rule of the noob. Low number of post = Shittier grammar. We all pass by this stage, even you. Go see your first post and you'll be horrified.

I know I am

I've seen that video all over rule34.net... You can bet I'll sign the petition.
Plus the song was awesome. Here the link for it :3
MGMT-time to pretend-Kids

At 8/23/10 08:40 AM, TheMaster wrote: Early 3D games are almost unplayable without nostalgia backing them up these days.

Erm... Nope, this isn't true. Actually, I first played DOOM on my Xbox360 some years ago when it was for sale on Xboxlive arcade. Even if the graphic were bad, I didn't cared, as the game was awesome. Same thing with Elders Scroll 2: Daggerfall. I never played this game before 2010 and yet I find it amazing. When you play old games and the like, you need to remember that those games were made, most of the time, more than 10 year ago.

Gameplay over graphic anytimes...

I heard some months ago that Bioware was making an zombie MMO, but I don't know if it will be first or third person. Anyway, idea sound awesome.

Too lazy to find a link.

At 8/21/10 01:31 AM, Can-head wrote: I will post the stair when finished.

NOOOOO!!!!
I got the game breaking bug that stuck you into nothing and you cant do shit about it... Damm. My world was so epic... Stupid autosave at each time we press escape!

RIP World 1, 22 august 2010.

-in grade 1-5 of primary school I was always getting involved in fight.
-In grade 3 I started the Alarm system 3 times in the same year
-Once I spitted in a faggot face because he was bullying my friend.
-In highschool grade 1 to 3 I got in fight all the time because I was the victim of a bully and of everyone. It sucked...
-In grade 3 of highschool I beated the shit out of the bully, out of rage. I never got any trouble since I was known to the duty school gaurd for being the victim. And even the bully was trying to convince the Duty that he didn't got beaten. The only time in my whole life I feeled good after a fight.

Well, now about school punishments, There was that freaking bitch teatcher I had in 3 different class that hated me for no reason. I had her for 2 year... I remember once I asked for help because my pc was fucking up, and she literally told me to "fuck off"... My parents hated her too. Stupid dumb bitch...

It's a wonder those kind of people are allowed to do their job...

Damm, started to play this game again and I did some epic stuff in infdev. Here a crude list of what I did since then:
-my original base (rather plain looking, boring too)
-A tower at the top of a mountain
-A HUGE bridge that go over a whole valley to my mining camp (actually a whole citadel now :D)
- An huge underground stair that its more than 200 block long, All of them are cobblestone stair case...

Pic is the bridge, the only difference is that im building the pillar right now.

I will post the stair when finished.

At 8/20/10 03:20 PM, Grubby wrote: Real Lives.

Google it.

Actually it's here: http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

Thanks a lot dude...

Aww dammit, all 3 life I got were in India D:... I remember long ago I got an american and I lived perfectly... Didn't had any lulz either... Let's hope my life now is funnier ( in game)

I remember some months ago a guy posted the link to download a demo of a game. The game was a life simulator. Not like sim or mexis stuff. It was realistic and there were lots of statistic. I remember it generated a great amount of lulz because you could die in rather random way.

IE: You died at chilbirth, age 0. Stuff like that

I think there was Life in the name but I'm not sure. Btw don't tell me to search google because I did, and it only gave game like Black&white or the sims... Life video game is a bit too vague for a good google search.

So any one remember that game? I know it was posted on 4chan and or newground at the same time...

You can be sure as hell that at the next Ng montreal I will be here! I don't care if I need to do +3 hour of driving, It'll be fun! (Right now im in a city next to montreal, Saint-jerome, but for like a year and a half I'll live in Mont-laurier... A city 2:30 farther in the wood =( ).

The only thing I wish is that some people will reconize me if I say my name... My ng name of coarse.

1-Job
2-Action
3-Contractor
4-Korean
5-Intellect
6-Endorsment
7-Chocolate
8-Hat
9-Angry
10-Newground

Wait...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....

When you'll see it, you'll shit brick

Polyps...

Polyps everywhere

Lol, I know I did the wings the wrong way.... I'll let it stay like that because it's hilarious

Random fact: The last "official" Privateer ship was an U-boat that got sinked during world war 2. Forget it's name, but I know it was of german origin. Is main target were cargo boat going to the USA.

At 8/17/10 04:07 PM, ZagmenO wrote: I C WUT U DID THAR!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

So it looks like he hits the big six oh tomorrow, huh. I'll bet he'll get a whopping 16 minutes of fame for this.

OH SHI-

We are doomed. It will be the apocalypse! Hide in the bunker and let's hope it doesn't hit us too hard...

At 8/16/10 11:17 PM, CompleteDouche wrote: S.T.A.L.K.E.R
It is now being multiplatform, so there will be little DX11 support.
Besides that, Spyro and Guitar Hero.

Since when STALKER support Dx11? Btw never heard of console STALKER... Any link on this info?

Wow, it's like a drug trip... I kid you not

Stare at it for a while, and then watch object around you... They will FUCKING SHRINK! I can't imagine watching this shit stoned or on anything...

Would probably be this

Btw, anyone have an idea who is the artist? Can't find is name anywhere.

So cute

The game was awesome. It always fun to snap the neck of a guard, and then slowly drag him into the shadow. My only regret is they should have done a longer riotmech fight or a special mode with the mega mech where you need to survive the longest... Would be awesome.

At 8/15/10 06:02 PM, Left4DeathInFire wrote: Has anyone read the comic books, I read the samples on the official Scott Pilgrim website and they copied the entire comic books and pasted it into the script. Except for book 2, because half that book was flashback to when Scott was younger.

I read the entire serie in 1 night, and its awesome. But hey, Adultswim did an animated version of the scene that didn't made it to the movie.
link
Damm, seeing their animation, I almost which they could do an animated serie or the movie... I liked the art style.

dude, don't pay. Do like everyone else. Ask people on your friend list to rate your name offensive, and after a while you will get a notice saying something like that:

LOt of people find your name insulting, change it NAOW!

Then you will be able to change it....

At 8/15/10 04:00 AM, PartaySelect wrote:

HE CAME BACK! We are all doomed. Hide the food and the children in the bunker, FAST!

As soon that this thread was created, it was a troll bait and it worked pretty well.

Both game are unrealistic. If you want realism, go play a game like SWAT 4. Im sure all of you will hate this game because it will be too "Slow-paced"... If you think realism is Zerg-rushing toward point A with an AK-47, well you're wrong.

Meh, I'll leave now. If this thread isn't locked yet.

This website could help ya, It did for me.

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