I had a really bad day today - I live in the UK, so I think on the 4th of July the US get a really good day and the rest of the world has an unlucky day.

I am making a half-an-hour long film which I want a funny joke for. As shown in the picture below, it is a doctors appointment. Super Bush (pictured right) is a down-on-his-luck superhero, who has depression and drug problems. The doctor has recommended rehab to Super Bush, but Bush says 'What about my job?'

Could you suggest a joke that the doctor could say? Don't make it too rude (I want the film to have a teen certificate on Newgrounds), but I want the joke to make people laugh - preferably laugh a lot.

I was planning to submit this cartoon today. I've already posted an almost identical forum post yesterday, but you had to download the swf file, which nobody wanted. Anyway, watch this cartoon and reply about whether I should delay this project to improve it or not.

Here's the link:

Al in Wonderland

Thanks once again, the Newgrounds forums, for your helpfulness. Thankyou.
Caltoons

This cartoon is coming out tomorrow (21st of April)... or is it? Watch it and tell me if I should delay this cartoon or not to improve it before I release it on Newgrounds. It's a parody of Alice in Wonderland, both the Disney version and the Lewis Carol version.

'Ere's the link:

Al in Wonderland

Thanks once again, Newgrounds Forums,
Caltoons

This is my entry for the Metal Gear Collab that Newgrounds is hosting. At the moment, it's all in the wrong frame rate, but please watch it (it only takes 30 seconds) and give constructive critism as to how to improve it.

This is the link to the film:

Metal Gear Solid Jr

Thanks

Hi, I'm looking for people for my collab. It's a random idea, but I decided to make a collab of games with no point. The games must:

! Be 550x400px (default, or it should be anyway)
! 24 frames a second
! Under 50k in size
! Have absolutely no point to them (you can't win them, so for example a pointless game would be one where you deliberately destroy yourself or others for no apparent reason; or walk around a room or open space without any reason too

Here's an example of what I mean

If anyone thinks I'm mad and that this collab clearly will not work, please say. If anyone wants to join, please say, then PM (private message) me your flash.

Just download a preloader from Newgrounds, it's way easier!

Yeh, it did for me!

Hi, can you please click below to go and play 'Shoot Santa's Reindeer'. It is my own game, but I haven't got 1000 views yet, which is needed for the competition I'm entering:

Click here to play 'Shoot Santa's Reindeer'!

Thanks!