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At 6/24/13 08:49 AM, NG-Rough wrote: I just want to say "hello" to everybody and present myself to the community,
(I don't find a presentation section, I hope this is the right one :P )

I'm a 3D Artist from Italy, I'd like to become a professional animator/character animator.

I usually use Cinema 4D for my work, though I'd like to learn Flash for training my animation skill&freehand drawing. Thx for Jazza tutorial, I find out newgrounds where I want to share some of my work to get a lot of feedbacks and critiques to improve my skills!

Thank you for your time,
see you soon! :)

First things first, to survive at NG you either need to beat somebody up, or become someone's bitch. It also helps to slap "Clock" and the end of your name for guaranteed protection.

Try to shower as little as possible, and if you absolutely have to, remember to use the rope attached to the soap. It's there for a reason.

This ain't no easy ride.

I'm gonna have to vote for myself.

At 12/26/05 08:07 AM, The_Casualty wrote: NoFX - The Decline.

You're damn right - The Decline is the best song ever.

CabbageClock

Hey Tom

I managed to get a hold of the cover of MVC, an insider magazine sent to companies that sell computer games (like the one i work for)

Here are pics of the HUGE spread, inside and out -

MCV front and back
MCV inside

At 4/18/05 03:33 PM, BitClock wrote: Fantastico fun for all!

I live by it! It has everything a young boy needs to grow him into a fine ruffian brute like myself.

It aint Martin Bashir

It's that Krishnan Guru-Murthy thats's presenting it. And so far it's been a bag of wank.
Nothing good has happened at all.

O' DOYLE RULES!

Billy Madison all the way, babeh!

I have a PC.

My shoes are so much cooler than everyone elses.

I'm wearing my PF FLYERS SANDLOT EDITION!!!1111

That's right, ladies and gentlemen...the shoes that Benny 'The Jet' Rodriguez wears in the film 'The Sandlot' - shoes guaranteed to make you run faster and jump higher. I've already outrun 4 beasts today, and i think i may pickle a few more tomorrow.

6 Guitars

Generic 3 quarter sized Acoustic - £30 (1996)
Encore f-300 Folk acoustic - £150 (1997)
Encore (model unknown) Red electric guitar w/ Single humbucker - £50 (1998)
Fender Red Squier Stratocaster (in Stratpack w/ amp) - £150 (2003)
Jay Turser JAY-JRD-BK Black Acoustic - £70 (2004)
Jay Turser JT-200D Green Les Paul Electric w/ Serpent Inlay - £300 (2004)

3 Amps

Unknown Instrument Amplifier - £30 (1998)
Fender 15w Amplifier - w/ Stratpack (2003)
Fender DSP Deluxe 90w Amplifier - £200 (2004)

£980 ($1,900) on just Guitars and Amps

My latest and favourite guitar: The JT200D SERPENT -
Serpent

4 of my guitars and the Fender DSP Amplifier -
DSP

At 12/22/04 08:29 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote:
I like you.

Not as much as i like me.

BAD RELIGION.

"Punk is the personal expression of uniqueness that comes from the experiences of growing up in touch with our human ability to reason and ask questions." - Greg Graffin

At 12/16/04 10:19 AM, Goatpower wrote: I love you, CabbageClock.

I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive... half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am - standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life?

...OMFG I STOLE THAT FROM SPIDER-MAN 2! I BETTER ASK SAM RAIMI FOR HIS PERMISSION BEFORE 1231853211 LOCKS THE THREAD!

AAAAAAAAAH! RUN!

OMFG! The_letter_J!

YOu have alien hominid in your sig! 1231853211 says that you must ask tom and dan to use it!

OMFGOMFOMGOMFOGMF.

a friend of mine was able to play Japanese games on his megadrive by just taking the 2 sides off the cart itself.

Guitar over 8 years.

Founding member/guitarist/vocalist of band Minesweeper

Awesome guitars. Awesome amp. Work hard, play hard.

At 12/12/04 09:31 PM, Samuraikyo wrote: Everyone keeps arguing whether or not they should study evolution. I really dont think they should because i think that evolution doesnt exist. We have never seen it happen either. They said humans have already evolved because they said cavemen had long teeth and long hair and stuff like that. Well mabey they had big teeth and big nails because they couldnt go to the dentist to get their teeth fixed and they never cut there nails, or hair. So eventually when we became smarter we were able to solve the problem.

I couldn't be bothered to read through 9 pages to check if anyone else had picked up on this, but you say that evolution doesn't exist. Then you say "when we became smarter we were able to solve the problem".

I don't mean to burst your bubble, but becoming smarter is a part of evolution.

What a contradiction!

BAD RELIGION ROCK!

YAHEY!

Actually, the first picture is a girl. It says so on the website you got it off. YOU COMPLETE FEWEL.

http://eternity8.sempai.org/music/jrock.php

6 Guitars

Generic 3 quarter sized Acoustic - £30 (1996)
Encore f-300 Folk acoustic - £150 (1997)
Encore (model unknown) Red electric guitar w/ Single humbucker - £50 (1998)
Fender Red Squier Stratocaster (in Stratpack w/ amp) - £150 (2003)
Jay Turser JAY-JRD-BK Black Acoustic - £70 (2004)
Jay Turser JT-200D Green Les Paul Electric w/ Serpent Inlay - £300 (2004)

3 Amps

Unknown Instrument Amplifier - £30 (1998)
Fender 15w Amplifier - w/ Stratpack (2003)
Fender DSP Deluxe 90w Amplifier - £200 (2004)

£980 ($1,900) on just Guitars and Amps

My latest and favourite guitar: The JT200D SERPENT -
http://www.mine-online.com/cabbage/store/Serpent.jpg

4 of my guitars and the Fender DSP Amplifier -
http://www.mine-online.com/cabbage/store/pjcrap.jpg

At 11/4/04 07:40 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: Pfff... I've got my own fucking island.

OMFG ARE YOU JIM BOWEN?

Please tell me about your time presenting Bullseye! Did you enjoy it? Did you ever steal the prizes? Did you ever rape the women in the audience? Did you ever put a dart in your bum and then tell that other bloke to lick the poo off for fun and good times?

First they were all "RAAAAAH" then they were all "AAAAH" and it made me cry.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/115956

I once had a TV that people came out of. I bought from a creepy japanese merchant with a buggered eye.

I also have a CD of Marv from Home Alone screaming when Kevin puts the spider on his face.

It's 10 seconds long and i put it on repeat and listen to it for hours on end.

It helps me sleep.

At 10/27/04 02:54 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 10/27/04 02:53 PM, CabbageClock wrote: How that for a slice of refried dog poop

Good, it means you have a bigger CD collection, you have supported people in jobs, you are more cultured than before you had them. Now J00 Pwn people who have less CDs than J00.

I never thought of it that way.

I shall now crusade around the ebay searching for rare and not-rare Compact Discs to buy and make the world a better place.

ONWARDS LATTER DAY SOLDIER!

At 10/27/04 02:48 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 10/27/04 02:42 PM, CabbageClock wrote: Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

Nice! But I really do think you should include singles. I am still peeved that my extremley small amount of music DVDs, VHSs, cassettes and vinyl cannot be listed.

i only have two singles. LOLROFLWTFNOOBKTHXBAI. Thats why i didnt include them.

i got

Bad Religion - Los Angeles is Burning
Queen/Wyclef Jean - Another One Bites The Dust

How that for a slice of refried dog poop

Not including Singles

Alien Trilogy OST
Alien Resurrection OST
Bad Religion - How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
Bad Religion - Suffer
Bad Religion - No Control
Bad Religion - Against The Grain
Bad Religion - Generator
Bad Religion - Stranger Than Fiction
Bad Religion - All Ages
Bad Religion - The Gray Race
Bad Religion - Tested
Bad Religion - No Substance
Bad Religion - The New America
Bad Religion - The Process of Belief
Bad Religion - The Empire Strikes First
Beavis and Butthead Do America OST
Kerrang - The Devils Music Volume 4
Music From and Inspired by Psycho (1998)
Queen - News of the World
Queen - Greatest Hits
Queen - A Kind of Magic
Queen - Live at Wembley '86
Queen - Innuendo
Queen - Greatest Hits II
Queen - Made in Heaven
Queen - Rocks
Queen - Greatest Hits III
Scream 3 - The Album
The Star Wars Trilogy OST
Simpsons - Songs in the Key of Springfield
Themes Of Horror
Unreleased Soundtrack Music from George A Romero's Dawn of the Dead

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

At 10/26/04 04:08 PM, Elfer wrote: Man, how is this guy getting away with a livecorpse sig, but I'm not allowed to make one and put it on?

>:(

Because the world is run by the man.