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Is this the part where everyone is supposed to go "SAUCE" and "MOAR"?

I'm always unsure...

Great. My ears hurt.

Well I guess it could have been worse.

You could have had a gay midget vs. old black men fetish involving...leavings.

At 12/20/08 10:04 PM, pinkfuzzyman wrote: Question, where you at any point fisting a chick with herpes?

Um, no.

Also, for the werewolf thing...I have been feeling somewhat hungry for meat lately. (That could be a pun, take it as you will, ka-ching.)

At 12/20/08 08:24 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote:

At 12/20/08 08:20 PM, CMon5 wrote: I still think I would notice C4 charges going off on my hands, despite them being miniature.

You'd be suprised, do you feel a mosquito biting you? Not really. You'd only feel it if you were paying VERY close attention.

Or should I make up another rant?

They're considerably bigger than mosquito bites, so yes, try again :P

At 12/20/08 08:09 PM, xports wrote:

At 12/20/08 07:25 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote:

At 12/20/08 07:08 PM, CMon5 wrote: Feel free to make theories.

Well, since you asked so nicely...

A bunch of scars on your hands? It can only be North Korean Suicide Bombers.

You're all wrong. This guy got it right. It's logical, right?

I still think I would notice C4 charges going off on my hands, despite them being miniature.

At 12/20/08 07:50 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: Not to brag, but the scar I got at a party a few years ago looked probably much worse.

Well atleast you probably know how you got it.

At 12/20/08 07:26 PM, Murad136 wrote: Can you get some sort of picture on? I think I know what it may be, my friend had the exact same thing a while ago. All you can do for now is wash your hands or not drink as much booze, my friend got them from a chemical reaction from drinking a bit differently than he normally does.

Wait, what, what? Seriously? Chemical reaction after changing drinking patterns...I've never heard of that. If your story is true though, it might be that...heh, "drinking sores".

Also, LichKingz, lolwut??

At 12/19/08 01:19 PM, linkinpatt wrote:

At 12/19/08 01:13 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I Am Legend could use a sequel. That'd be pretty cool. For the most part, sequels and installments suck, and are just created to gain more revenue. Sequels do sell better.

I don't think watching humanity rebuild itself would be too interesting.

It was damn interesting in 28 weeks later :P

Anyways, they are currently making a PREQUEL to I Am Legend. That's right, a story set before the events in IAL.

Oh yeah, there's one thing, quite important, that I forgot to add.

One of my friends have the same kind of scar, also on his arm. I was thinking it might be some kind of disease if we both talked to the same girl or something.

At 12/20/08 07:07 PM, nuclearmoose919 wrote: Damn, I thought this would be about people hurting eachother instead of herpes...

Well I've obviously been hurt in one way or another. However, I never really got drunk enough to get a blackout, and I don't remember any specific episodes, like I said.

Feel free to make theories.

At 12/20/08 07:03 PM, EpicFail wrote: Yeah, that's what you get for partying at your age child.

I'm 18 you retard -.-

Yeah, I have these weird scars on the back of my hand. I've been having them since last Thursday, when I were at a party. They itch, burn and look a bit like mauled warts (in lack of a better description). Funny thing is, I can't remember any episode or event where I could've gotten these soars.

So, that makes me ask the following question: Can one get herpes in other places of the body rather than just mouth and genitals?

Boomstick? So the other arm is an EEEeearn-limb?

At 6/14/08 08:58 AM, doberman7 wrote:

At 6/14/08 08:57 AM, dearion wrote:

do i have a problem?

Yes, you need to go outside more.

Seconded. NG BBS is a great timewaster, but if you really make an effort to waste your time for as long as possible, man, you need to go back to your life again.

At 6/14/08 08:28 AM, Kalibur wrote:

At 6/14/08 08:17 AM, Sawdust wrote:

At 6/14/08 08:15 AM, CMon5 wrote: Have some faith, man.

shut up and keep this shit in your sig, it doesn't need a fucking thread.

Stop being a bitch, Mr. Dust.

It's actually a great game if you're into rag-doll physics.

Thank you. I kinda wish I could edit posts right now because due to my temporarily slight drunken-ness the first post might not be as good as it should be. However, as Kalibur says, most topics are generally more useless than this one :)

Toribash is a physics-based fighting game where you can dismember and fracture your opponent. It's unique in the way that you design your own moves, and adapt to the opponents moves given the situation. The community is quite minor, with only about 5000 currently active users, but this in itself is entertaining as fame and glory is very accessible compared to in a most other games.

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At 6/14/08 08:17 AM, Sawdust wrote:

At 6/14/08 08:15 AM, CMon5 wrote: Have some faith, man.

shut up and keep this shit in your sig, it doesn't need a fucking thread.

Oh, I've seemed to forget that anything more innovative than CSS gets flamed to pieces if it's being promoted on this page. What a shame. Again, this isn't shit, although I have no doubts that as soon as a mod in a slightly bad mood discovers this thread he will close it.

I just hope you realize that while you probably lack the percepiton to even understand the concept of this game, other's might not. So please, stop acting like a suicidal bucket of watery ejaculate and gtfo, unless you have something constructive to say for a change.

Also, I hope you get the right feeling of self esteem by "rising above me" using curses and stuff :P

At 6/14/08 08:11 AM, Sawdust wrote: keep this shit in your sig or make a news post, failvertising on the bbs is ghey

Obviously, you haven't clicked the link in my sig yet. I actually get ingame "ToriCredits" for shameless advertising. But really, it is a good game. It just requires some trust and patience in the beginner phases, and you're hooked.

Have some faith, man.

Oh, and sorry for double posting but the upper link got screwed. Obviously. Use the lower ones if you guys are interested.

[URL="http://forum.toribash.com/index.ph p?referrerid=22202"][IMG]http://www.tori bash.com/toribash_banner.png[/IMG][/URL]

Yeah so I know the previous efforts to promote this game on the BBS haven't exactly been well recieved. Anywhatever, it's freeware, and developed by some swedish cock named Hampus Söderström. It's something as innovative as a fighting game that you actually need brains to play.

Well anyways it's really hard to explain, the gaming experience in itself is pretty unique. My best suggestion is just to download the game and check it out. The community is not very big (about 60 000 registered users. It's pretty easy to become a famous player, I'm quite famous myself in the community.)

Also, are there any fellow "bashers" on here? I know of atleast two :P

Direct link to the download page. Saving you the effort of looking for it. Hope too see atleast some of you ingame ;)

Drinking 5 cans of beer makes you social and in a good mood.

Drinking 5 sixpacks of beer makes you real pissy and vomit constantly.

Easy math. Go figure.

The worst our cat ever did was shit in our bathtub. He had diarreah.

It's an awesome, freeware game, thus it's not as much advertisement as it is a recommendation of a really good game.

Oh, and hi TertyWery :)

My penis points to the left.

And I've never actually told that to anyone.

It really depends on who's drinking.

Some become antisocial and even agressive. Others (like me) socialize even more, perhaps too much. Being drunk helps you break mental limits. This can be both good and bad.

At 12/30/07 05:58 PM, g0t wrote: I disagree. My ex used to have glasses, and I found her really attractive. Now that she got contacts, I feel no physical attraction.

Interesting.

No really, it is.

Lesbian Rimjobs.

4/10
Fair enough.

prison rape

5/10
I'm betting getting raped in jail is more common than in even the sickest hentai.

Shota

5/10
In other words, pedophilia. Don't get me wrong, when I was 14 years old, banging a hawt babe would probably be a blessing.

Meatspin fetish

4/10
I think you're confusing fetish with fashion.

I have a thing for Snakes...

6/10

Especially Mutha-Fukin snakes...

8/10

On planes...

9/10

Especially Mutha-Fukin planes...

10/10
By far, planes fucking your mother is the most original one.

Geeky chicks in glasses. Who are hot.

2/10
Lost some points with that last comment. Any hot chick would still look hot in glasses.

Watersports

5/10
Pee goes down the line of scat.

My anus + My finger

3/10
Apparently this is very normal...ish.

dead puppies, lots of dead puppies, and shit, with cum, boy and girl, and puppy, mixed in a pot, dumped on me, with the dead puppies mixed in, god i got a boner brb

9/10
...and YOU need help.

sex

1/10
Actually more like 0/10, but + 1 point for general versatility.

lesbian porn FTW

3/10
As long as it doesn't involve a cup.

Poo fetish

5/10
Scat. Not my piece of pie.

Vampires

7/10
Good luck on finding one though...

Two girls eating crap from one cu-

RATED OMFG FOR SUPERMATURE CONTENT
Yah, seriously.

eviscerating overly promiscuous and/or perverse morons

7/10
All I see is that dominating a discussion with difficult words get you off.

Mexican apple thiefs?

7/10
Scrubs ftw.

Nurses

4/10
Not very original, and highly google-able, but it does have a strong link to smexhey babes :)

Duck Fetish

7/10
Extra points for weirdness and for Walt Disney being able to get you off.

Bondage (all of it)

5/10
Extra point for versatility.

Rape

4/10
Rape. Shure. Original. (Pfft.)

Butt Secks Fetish

2/10
Also commonly known as "the booty fetish". Unoriginal though, and highly accessible.

cute girls being anally sexed for the first time

3/10
Anal virgins. How cute.

Cute girl feet. Clown bondage?

8/10
If this is a combo, it wins.