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None

Topic: Cop Shoots Baby Stomper To Death!

Posted: 06/16/08 01:10 AM

Forum: General

HEY GUYS!

Whats purple, small, and screams loudly.

A skinned baby in a bag of salt!

2.

None

Topic: What stage of BBS are you at?

Posted: 06/16/08 01:05 AM

Forum: General

When ever I revisit the BBS I'm usually a mix between 1 and 4.


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Topic: im surrounded by morons

Posted: 06/16/08 01:03 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 12:05 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote:
At 6/15/08 11:58 PM, PatMan2418 wrote: When You Say "I'm Surrounded By Morons.", I say "Welcome to Newgrounds!"
and i say...you are posting something irrelevant again....

And so are you. Do you actually think anybody gives a shit your couldn't get a fucking piece of paper.

OH NO MY DAD WOULDN'T GIVE ME A STAMP, HES A MORON AND I HAVE TO GO COMPLAIN TO NEWGROUNDS ABOUT IT.

grow up


4.

None

Topic: Im ugly!!!

Posted: 06/16/08 01:00 AM

Forum: General

you sort of look like a troll.


5.

Elated

Topic: super smash brawl fight collab

Posted: 05/21/08 12:49 AM

Forum: Flash

I think I could be great in this collab
I'm well known for my ability to shit on cunts at speeds surpassing 800MPH.
And my ability to wrestle and rape little girls by the dozen.

Oh, I don't really want to be in the collab btw.


6.

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Topic: Just cuz im asking

Posted: 05/21/08 12:44 AM

Forum: Flash

Cum on my eyelashes


7.

Elated

Topic: What should boobs taste like?

Posted: 05/20/08 12:49 AM

Forum: General

GRAPE!


8.

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Topic: Sprite TV 2 Collab

Posted: 04/02/08 06:24 PM

Forum: Flash

Hey. Sorry. I want to apologize to Osuka for being such a dick, again.

So. I'm giving permission to Osuka to create Sprite TV 3.

I'll make a part, just for nostologic reasons. Everyone knows I'm not animating anymore.

so. yeah.
You can go ahead.

Sorry to everyone who was waiting on an answer. school + life= no time for NG.


9.

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Topic: I'm a cannibal!

Posted: 03/27/08 01:24 AM

Forum: General

At 3/25/08 01:48 PM, Liteice wrote: i cant get music to play.

wow i didn't know you could fail at failing


10.

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Topic: I woke up an hour late

Posted: 03/12/08 12:46 AM

Forum: General

Mine officially starts at 8:05


11.

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Topic: Pedophilia

Posted: 02/13/08 07:04 PM

Forum: General

I like little girls.

Naked.


12.

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Topic: guess the martial art

Posted: 02/13/08 07:01 PM

Forum: General

Tai Kickboxing will eat out the asshole of any single martial art.

I have a combination of American-Tai-and various others.


13.

Angry

Topic: What's your pet peeve?

Posted: 02/13/08 06:55 PM

Forum: General

When ni- er, I mean black people clog up the staircases and doorways.


14.

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Topic: Anti-Catholic???

Posted: 02/13/08 06:52 PM

Forum: General

Read my blog you orthodox idiot.


15.

None

Topic: What is gravity guys?

Posted: 01/29/08 05:58 PM

Forum: General

Your really stupid.


16.

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Topic: Super Smash Bros. Brawl site up

Posted: 01/09/08 03:52 AM

Forum: General

At 1/9/08 03:25 AM, MazeMindedApathy wrote:
At 1/9/08 02:25 AM, the-amazing-joe wrote:
Where the hell is Luigi and C. Falcon? They're the best!
Luigi was accidentally leaked to be confirmed by a Nintendo Staff, but Captain Falcon is still not around. I wander if the character drought is finished already...

It was confirmed that all super smash bros 1 characters were going to be in brawl.

That was in some interview.

ALSO.
Even if they didn't say that. DUH luigis in brawl.
He's a secret character, he always has been.
Same with jiggly puff.

They don't release the secret characters, of course!


17.

Shouting

Topic: Show Ng Your Guitar Hero Guitar

Posted: 01/06/08 02:30 PM

Forum: General

they all look the same.


18.

Questioning

Topic: how to be funny on the bbs.

Posted: 01/06/08 02:30 PM

Forum: General

I hope you all die!


19.

None

Topic: Worst way to die?

Posted: 01/06/08 02:17 PM

Forum: General

Aids is pretty bad I hear.


20.

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Topic: orange box or assassins creed

Posted: 01/06/08 02:14 PM

Forum: General

Orange box on PC beats Assasins creed.

If your getting orange box for ps3.
get assasins creed.


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Topic: Firefox 3 skins :I

Posted: 01/06/08 02:13 PM

Forum: General

How is firefox three anyway? Is it good?


22.

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Topic: Lyrics that are just plain retarded

Posted: 01/06/08 02:10 PM

Forum: General

im the human butcher masturbating dead meat ,its the wank of death .
i like to watch your anal meat decay ,festering your flesh is the temple for my throbbing rods ablution ,wiping the feasting maggots out of your bleeding anus leeches eat your rotten hole clean for my intrusion .
anal seduction brings the cold taste of death ,as ya brutalised i take ya last breath , i sniff ya cheese stained panties as i cart away your putrid carkas ,slice ya skin with my skalpel use my penis head to part it ,as you kark it ,i start to carve it ..thrust my virilent nob inside ya shredded anal gash , im drinkin ya blood as ya lifeless lips l take my steaming wad ,your dead pregnant meat ,but your spirit feels my testies throb ,as i stuff you maggot ridden gob , with the syrup of the penis gods ,ill eat ya bloated entrails like a rabid dog , i stuff ya gaping anus with a severed penis while i snuff ya ,eye sockets bleeding shit and worms eat ya brain matter ,i like to watch yor innards splatter ,drain the ....

http://www.myspace.com/butchersharem


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None

Topic: This is embarrassing. Im lactating.

Posted: 01/06/08 02:03 PM

Forum: General

Its possible to make anybody (female) lactate. I think asking this sausage fest of pre-pubescent kids was kind of a bad idea. But you know. You're choice.

Anyway with the right combination of nutrients you can lactate. Another reason for this lactating could be from hormonal dysfunction. I say definitely get to a doctor ASAP.

I haven't read the rest of the threads answers, so if someone already said that....

WAIT... I DONT GIVE A SHIT.


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Topic: Penicorn Plush!!! And Audio Contest

Posted: 12/28/07 06:18 AM

Forum: NG News

At 12/26/07 10:41 AM, magnostreak wrote: i cant beleve you make that stuff! you are imuchure, and sick!

Yeah guys, your so "imuchure".

Nice spelling. I bet your like 11.

I'd rather be immature then premature.

ANYWAY

I really want one, but their not selling anymore. I'm just going to have to wait for it to come out.


25.

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Topic: Long john silver!

Posted: 12/28/07 05:39 AM

Forum: General

No. Shutup.


26.

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Topic: My teacher keeps flirting with me!

Posted: 12/28/07 05:38 AM

Forum: General

Rape her violently with a cat.


27.

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Topic: Your T-Shirt is not funny.

Posted: 12/28/07 05:38 AM

Forum: General

At 12/28/07 01:19 AM, life wrote: To be on topic:

http://www.bwild.com/fuhiho.html

Any shit like this. I hate that non-random unoriginal humor or lame puns. "TEH KILLER MONKEY VOICES ROFL" "WHAT BOYFRIEND?" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

The "My pen is huge" one is great, just admit it.


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Topic: Super Mario Galaxy is offensive!

Posted: 12/15/07 04:49 PM

Forum: General

Wow. I never realized how gullible/retarded people are on newgrounds.

OH WAIT.
YES I DID.

almost as pathetic as the time I asked for cheat codes on a advertisement flash game just for giggles and shits.

people fucking believed me.


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Topic: A video game of your life

Posted: 12/15/07 04:42 PM

Forum: General

I like the game where you fist old ladys.


30.

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Topic: Where is the hidden penis...

Posted: 12/10/07 04:01 PM

Forum: General

Blacks.

Where is the hidden penis...


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