At 7/14/08 02:27 PM, clamclock wrote:

At 7/14/08 03:43 AM, Gagsy wrote: Truer words have never been said.

Don't ever go for the Crew option yourself, you will become a tool to something pointless, meaningless. Hmm, I could probably go on.

16000 posts in 2 years?? and you're calling other people tools? ha ah ah ah ha ha

Jesus Christ go outside or maybe hti the gym or something.

You're probably fat as shit, too.

At 6/28/08 03:25 PM, 749-Pi wrote: Headphones normally have greater sound quality, because they're surrounding your ear.

The earbuds are more subtle.

I hate the rubber ones. They sound great when they work, but they always slide out of my ear. and you basically have to dig it into your ear canal, and it comes out covered in nasty orangy gunk.

Clean your ears and maybe you won't have that problem, you gross kid.

At 6/13/08 05:16 PM, narudude1996 wrote: Naruto, it's awesome! about five percent of my life. It's even in my username!!!!!111! I like Gaara and Naruto da best. Inuyasha is kind of cool too.

Is that a joke like do people like you actually exist I thought that it was just a joke but nevermind I guess.

At 6/25/08 08:22 PM, randomgames wrote:

At 6/10/08 12:50 PM, wasb wrote: Naruto FTW, I mean the animations so fucking good so is the story and we can't forget the obviously talented voice actors!

You fagwad.

He's clearly being sarcastic you fuck.

Also, Ms. Frizzle, Magic School Bus owned.

At 3/10/08 07:25 AM, RighteousLight wrote: I don't know much about them, but does the B the clocks worship somehow related to /b/?

The Clock Crew was founded in 1643 by a group of drunk Irishmen. 4chan was launched in 2003 or some shit, and became REALLY popular like 2 years ago.

In fact, the Internet & Flash Movie Public Relations branch of the Clock Crew is only a small part of this vast enterprise.

There are these fucking kids at my school that sit in a hall and play Halo on their laptops. They stink up the place with their B.O. and play shitty J-pop music really loudly.

The fuckers have no self control, they grab eachother in the middle of class and fucking copulate in the hall. It's disguisting because they're greasy as hell. It's like their hair was dumped in vaseline or something.

The guys who hang out there have probably had more action in the last month than I've had in the last year, but I'm not ashamed of it because I'm not a fucking animal with a computer that goes through relationships with ugly people in a week.

I don't even have a point to make, those kids just piss me off and I bought one a razor once but he never used it. It was like ten dollars too.

What's up with women who have moustaches, it's not like they grow or else they'd be really bushy. Why don't they shave and get it over with. Fuck.

I want pics of this guy's girlfriend. She probably has a moustache and smells like cheese

At 1/15/08 02:56 AM, X-Naut wrote: You guys aren't Frank. Stop being a bunch of posers.

You're right, Frank's the only fat one.

At 12/24/07 10:07 PM, BlueZombieClock wrote:

At 12/24/07 10:05 PM, CadillacClock wrote: this shits not even gangsta enough for me to pay attention. dumb mothafuckas just like lil ezy, coming up here talking rough n shit like it means something. you some spoiled little porch monkey sitting around talking trash real comfy and shit. fuck yall bitches.

Fo' real dog, fuck these punk ass bitches, lets go to my hood and chill, we can bust them bitch's asses with our 9's.

fix your fukin computer, son. that virus is shit.

i got dat fukin drank right here homes, let's get our lean on.

1. Movie of the Year: Tomas et la Fraise.

This was a beautiful, traditionally animated short by Munglai with a touching story. It's less mainstream than waterlollies and deserves some recognition.

Please check it out!!!

I, CD CLOCK, HEREBY PASS MY NOMINATION FOR LEEK CLOCK IN THE LEADERSHIP AWARD CATAGORY.

LOVE,
CD CLOCK

PS: STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS STILL THE KING OF THE PORTAL

At 8/26/07 12:58 AM, Ninjagabex wrote: i never cared much 4 any of the clock stuff i think its just pointless and completely unfunny

That's cool.

You are a cunt that obviously knows nothing of flash. Stick flashes are rarely well animated, are the most unoriginal thing on the planet.

They are well animated? What? No, the ONLY well animated stick flash on NG is the Xaio Xaio Series.

You are a cunt that obviously knows nothing of flash. Stick flashes are rarely well animated, are the most unoriginal thing on the planet.

They are well animated? What? No, the ONLY well animated stick flash on NG is the Xaio Xaio Series.

It's so you can learn how to act funny and not make an ass out of your self. You can post in the funtime flash forum today, however.

Most of the time, the Clock Crew actually has a harder time getting flash through. Many people do not like us and so they vent their anger by maliciously voting zero on any flash that contains a clock. Sure, the Clock Crew sometimes organizes days where we submit a bunch of crappy flash like duck.fla, but those are hilarious and just so we can spread love like peanut butter on toast throughout the portal.

We do usually vote five on our good flashes, but most of the Clock Crew votes fairly. Just because a flash says Clock in it does not mean it will pass, the reality is far from this.

Except it doesn't fucking work on Opera. Fix that.

There should be a front page post about this to encourage other Newgrounds users to donate to Clock Crew charities.

also lololol we bought a cow and named it wade ahaha.

Well, the captial of Newgrounds is the Clock Crew, not Fulpton silly.

Newgrounds is talented you guys.

Oh, wait.

NG is being a dick and not letting me attatch.
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t313/CDClo ck/SUPERGRADIENTFIXED.png

Where did it go?

The kitty krew is fucking awesome.

ALSO I WATN TO JOIN YR ANTI GANG GAGN JIM OR SQUIDDLY PLZ THX CAN I BE GENRL SO I CAN KILL D A CLOX MY DAD HSA A GUN I CN SHOOT SUM1 PLZPLZPLZ.?

At 2/8/07 02:04 PM, BonusStage wrote: Ignorance is bliss kid, if not for those fanboys, most authors wouldn't continue, because as much as it's "About the art, not the prize" for some people it's about the pride for everyone else (IOW 99% of people that exist). Without them stealing the flashes as their own, and telling/showing all their friends about how AMAZING AND SO WICKED COOL some flash on NG is, it wouldn't be like ... what ... #300 in the most visited sites of all existence right? Word of mouth is more powerful than 1000+ flash movies spammed in 1 day.

Which happens on 1 day
every year

what day
is that
again?

Man
that would be
so awesome
if all of the authors
discontinued
their flash
because of the
lack
of fanboys
god
i am
so hard
right now

At 1/23/07 08:06 PM, Skaface wrote: I'm I the youngest one here waiting to see some b00bz0rs?

YOU LITTLE SHIT! GET OUT OF THIS TOPIC RIGHT NOW. YOU ARE A MINOR AND THEREFORE ARE TOO YOUNG TO SEE WHAT MISSALLANPOE IS PROPOSING TO SHOW. YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCK AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARD.

Why not just terraform a planet instead? It would save you alot of grief.

You know, I really have better things to do than think of ways to tell people to kill themselves. Am I the only one, or am I an oddball?

Thank you Tom! You certainly are one swell fellow!

{{{{Tom}}}}

I still think that this should have won an award.

YOU GUYS I THINK WADE WAS JOKING BUT IM NOT ABSOLUTELY SURE

At 5/25/06 06:57 PM, RupeeClock wrote:

At 5/25/06 06:52 PM, WadeFulp wrote: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I think that maybe you need to stop, because it's not exactly helping the situation in anyway.
You shouting like that is attracting people here and turning this into a flamewar.

Oh, Rupee Clock. It's a good thing you're around to help Mr. Fulp administrate his forums.