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Looks like intense advertising on behalf of the Puddi Corporation.

Ctrl + S every 15 minutes.

I had leftover spaghetti for breakfast.

You could try using a different web browser.

You could even have sex with them!

No one likes conversing with fat people.

You can't outsource cinematographers. It's a more secure job in the long run.

Voting 5 on everything is a good way to make points right?

Buy your games at the store instead of downloading them you cheapass.

At 5/20/10 02:18 PM, MrFinland wrote:

At 5/20/10 01:50 PM, Butt-Blast wrote: Holy crap it's V'Ger!

KHAAAN!

lolcaps

Nerd

Holy crap it's V'Ger!

Allergies are the devil's way of keeping us from enjoying the beautiful nature God gave us.

Fuck her in the ass!

Hmmmm, I'm not entirely sure what you should do. Try calling up Nerd Squad.

Your commercial, while having a great concept, is sorely lacking in quality production values.

The most glaring aspect is the sound quality. You could have used boom mike to improve the sound. If you can't afford one you should have dubbed over the dialogue later.

The camerawork was very sloppy as well. Ever hear of a tripod? The shaking irritates the hell out of people.

Some editing wouldn't have hurt too. Keeping the action filmed from angle for the entirety of he commercial makes it unlively and waters will lose attention.

Get some better software too, making a video obviously made in windows movie maker is very unprofessional.

Just because you and your friends find a video you made one afternoon you found funny doesn't mean anyone else gives a shit.

Your computer may be too slow to run it properly. What year is the computer you're trying to run it on?

There once a woman from china, who suck a Popsicle in her ... heh heh

At 3/30/10 10:42 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Hey everybody! Let's shop a picture that doesn't need/can't be shopped! Just to please the simple-minded OP!

Take a whack at this!!!

I fucking hate Photoshop threads.

Photoshop threads are great! It just takes time and a little imagination to make it work. See example:

zip

If James Cameron directed...

I will gracefully take his place as a suitable replacement.

Get a second i-pod. Use one for music and the other for lectures.

I go to LA every weekend and here are a few pointers:

1. Don't make eye contact.

2. Try to keep breathing at a minimal.

3. Whoever drives need to pay extra attention for jaywalkers. There are a SHITLOAD of Jaywalkers. They are like squirrels, they start walking even if they see you coming.

4. LA does in fact has a Subway System. Do not use the Subway System.

So some people at http://www.rwordcounter.org/ have this counter that counts the number of times that the "R" word is said on each website. They supposedly trying to eliminate the word. Don't these people think that aving a counter will only encourage further the use of the word rather than restrain it?

Whoever finds a website with the most uses wins!

If Tim Burton directed...

If James Cameron directed...

How tragic.

This is how we will all die someday.

This thread needs more gif's!

Yeah I know it's tiny but this was the only way to post it with the image limit.

Everyone likes gif's!