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At 9/17/14 07:31 PM, Jester wrote: some WD-40 ought to fix that right up

I use WD-40 on everything!
Keeps my gun and guitars nice and rust free.
Did you know WD-40 is 90% fish oil?
It's edible!

At 9/17/14 04:52 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:
The cost of this stuff should be less than 150 bucks. Actually doing it is where YOU come in. Telling ya man, gotta learn how to live with your hands.

I looked at your Diagram longer than I should have lol.
Thanks for the info man.
Woa that's a really cheap price! The cheapest company we could find only charged us around 18000.
I wish I could fix the floor but my father is disabled and we have no where else to live in the mean time.
Considering it'd take a company of professionals a week at least to do it during summer months than I imagine it'd take me a lot longer by myself.
We also have like no tools >_<

At 9/17/14 03:14 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Actually ... you'd probably be better off in a trailer park than in a decaying house in the middle of the swamp that's over 30 minutes by car of anything. If that's at all a possibility, go for it.

Well our options at the moment are give up the house to the bank and start renting for the rest of our lives or stay here. It just sucks because my mom ruined my dads great credit so we'll never have a property again.

It's my DREAM to move but my mom is just like "who says we are going anywhere"

At 9/17/14 12:37 AM, Shauna wrote: Sooo...you live in a trailer?

A brick house but the floor was built with pressboard and we are lacking in 2 floor joices

At 9/17/14 12:22 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Planning to get it fixed?

Too expensive.
No Credit.
Already not covering half our bills.
Probly just gonna lose the house
Entire floor needs a full replacement we'v had it inspected several times

this is the ever growing hole in my room that my bed was in.
It's like walking on mashed potatoes

As you can see the floor is completely separated from the wall.
And you can see outside.
And the hole takes up 80% of the room

At 9/16/14 09:29 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote: Take dick pics and upload them to the net

Would you like to see one

At 9/16/14 09:29 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote: Take dick pics and upload them to the net

Would you like to see one

At 9/16/14 02:30 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 9/16/14 11:01 AM, Bustyourchop wrote:

At 9/16/14 05:21 AM, NeonSpider wrote: So you can get alcohol but you can't get food, huh?

Well good luck in your situation, and I mean it! Provided you've been honest with us and all that

I'm gonna make a new thread to show my old floor and my new room lol the difference

At 9/16/14 11:50 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

At 9/16/14 11:08 AM, Bustyourchop wrote:

At 9/16/14 05:37 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: who the fuck gets pissed on a Tuesday?

Someone who works weekends like myself and have Monday Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday off

sounds pretty cushty, I've just got Monday and Tuesday off.

I guess it is pretty satisfying drinking one night, and knowing that you haven't got work the next day.

also, Did your dad find about all his music equipment being smashed?

What the fuck are you talking about
Our Music equipment is perfectly fine.
In fact I'm moving into the music room for a couple days because my room is collapsing in.
Today we are moving the big sturdy stuff into the shed so I can sleep on the floor in the music room

At 9/16/14 05:37 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: who the fuck gets pissed on a Tuesday?

Someone who works weekends like myself and have Monday Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday off

At 9/16/14 05:21 AM, NeonSpider wrote: So you can get alcohol but you can't get food, huh?

It aint my alcohol. Who turns down free booze?
Also, my bed collapsed further into my floor yesterday.
So I spent all day yesterday pulling all the furniture out of my room.
Right now I'm on the floor on my mattress.
I think I deserve a drink lol

At 9/16/14 08:47 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:

At 9/16/14 06:17 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 9/16/14 05:37 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: who the fuck gets pissed on a Tuesday?

A redneck...or a drunk...or a stressed out person...you know.

oh I gotcha.

also, what you drinking tonight OP?

Me and my father drank a quarter bottle of Evan Williams. We listened to old music off youtube all night and then went to bed. It's how we bond I guess.

Peiople as drunk as I am should no be allowed to post here on newgrounds.
HHAAAHAHAHAHAHA]
STUPID RULES CAN'T HELP OYU NOW

Learn how to kill stuff yourself. Quit being a bitch and put some fucking food on the table, after you've killed, gutted and skinned it. Then and only then, can you expect her to cook it and clean up afterwards. Until then, you need to learn how to live in your habitat, emigrate out and just fucking die. Nothing personal, just giving ya the straights.

What animals have you killed?

At 9/12/14 08:08 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 9/12/14 06:55 PM, Bustyourchop wrote: The spot on the back of an alligators head thats soft enough for a bullet to go through is the size of a dime.
Most of the time part of the bullet ricochets off and its common for it to to hit you in the face.

These are not facts unless you are wearing a helmet made of supercharged electromagnets and using a pellet gun.

Have you ever watched the show swamp people?
That's filmed in my neighborhood.
It's on discovery, go watch it, it happens to Willie And Troy and all the mine characters atleast once. You have to Have a powerful pistol or a rifle. Most of them go with a rifle.

At 9/12/14 07:23 AM, HKS wrote:

At 9/11/14 10:14 PM, Bustyourchop wrote:

Music is all I have.
I am so alone but I will always have music.
It's a lot freakier pulling an alligator into a skiff that you are in than you would think.
Then you have to spend 5 minutes sawing through it's hide trying to sever the spinal cord

Fucking. Shoot. It.

Seriously, wait till they're on shore and shoot it.

The spot on the back of an alligators head thats soft enough for a bullet to go through is the size of a dime. Most of the time part of the bullet ricochets off and its common for it to to hit you in the face.
No lol. Assuming you are a great marksman. I cant do it

At 9/12/14 04:03 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Sweet Jesus OP reeks of retardedness. You're 19, legally an adult, yet you can't figure out a solution to your menial problem? Fucking walk and get some food. You don't appear poor, just an autism filled angsty child that can't come up with simple solutions to small problems.

God you're pathetic.

Thanks for the helpful advice, you slut.
retardedness and angsty aren't words.

At 9/12/14 04:54 PM, larrynachos wrote:

At 9/11/14 05:44 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: I also live over 30 min away from the nearest store or fast food joint.

30 minutes by car or foot? If it's by foot, then suck it up and get walking. It's not that far.

30 min away by car driving 60mph

I'v never had so much support/advice before holy shit
It really means a lot everyone

At 9/12/14 12:57 AM, Disc wrote: Remember, the fact that your significant other cheated on you doesn't necessarily mean she was sexually unsatisfied with the relationship. Most likely, she was also emotionally unsatisfied.

I have a huge dong, of course it was unhappiness.

At 9/11/14 11:53 PM, Slint wrote:

At 9/10/14 06:58 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: I need simon and garfunkel T.T

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

Kathy's Song is my shit I listen to that song every day. The live version from 69. I can't stand a lot of their studio shit.

At 9/11/14 10:18 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
Setting an age for something like that is so silly.

"Sorry current girlfriend I'm 25 now and leaving you for something more serious."

lol

All I meant was I wasn't trying to be noticed in the mean time

I leave anyone who cheats on me immediately. There are no second chances lol.
And no I'm NOT trying to be noticed. I wasn't when me and her got together.
I don't really want anything serious until mid to late 20s

At 9/11/14 10:05 AM, HKS wrote: Jesus christ, you live in the fucking bayou and you're a musician. Either you do incredible jazz music or you're a depressed fucker. I lived near the glades and I had to deal with alligators and shit. It was either fucking around trying not to get bitten or shoot them. Why not catch a gator and cook it? They're tasty if you cook the tail.

Music is all I have.
I am so alone but I will always have music.
It's a lot freakier pulling an alligator into a skiff that you are in than you would think.
Then you have to spend 5 minutes sawing through it's hide trying to sever the spinal cord

At 9/11/14 06:51 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
Why does your mom want to live in the middle of the swamp with alligators anyway?

What do you mean why?
My Family is outcast in the community because we are so different. (None of us have a boat, or a big truck, or 4 wheelers, and we don't mudride, hunt, fish, go camping a lot.
We are just a bunch of depressed musicians who are too poor to move basically even though all of us have always had jobs.

We are in poverty man. The floors in my house are collapsing. There are only 2 floor joices in our house, when there should be 4. Plus the floor is built out of pressboard. Plus the 99% humidity every day and haivy rain/high waters yeah.
We literally have gaint holes in 3 of the rooms in my house and the floor is all wopsided

At 9/11/14 06:03 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Wait wait wait. I just assumed you were around 16 or so. You mean you're 19 and you're having these kind of problems?

As has been suggested, walk. Put on your shoes and walk .. a lot. Hitchhike if you need to. Ask people for food. Most beggars are annoying because they ask for money but if you only go up to people who have food and ask for food someone'd probably give you some. If beggars only wanted food I'd gladly share half a sandwich. Can't speak for other people though.

(There is a pond next door, An old alligator farm in the spillway / woods area about 200 yards behind my house. A bayou is along the road leading to my house. Bayou Road. Its the only road connecting us to other people. I live in Bayou Pigeon, Connected to Bayou Sorrel, conneted to 15 miles of road to Plaquemine)
I Live in the swamp you want me to walk along the road and the bayou???
Are you crazy? Last week I saw like 15 snakes and a couple alligators behind my mailbox.
There is road and there are woods and a bayou following the entire road.

Example of the wildlife here:
Every year we hire the same man to fish small alligators out of the pond next door, and he hits them in the head with a hammer and they die. Lol
They eat our cats occasionally.

At 9/11/14 06:01 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 9/11/14 05:52 AM, Bustyourchop wrote: she went months without cooking, cleaning, or washing a single dish

Mid-life crisis?

She's 39.
She hasn't had a midlife crisis yet.
She has a daily life crisis every day

At 9/11/14 05:37 AM, Phobotech wrote: You're a 19 year old man.

Cooking ain't hard, man...hell, if you can make Ramen, you can make pasta and you can even get creative with the sauce and meat or veggies incorporated.

Dude, experiment around. I don't believe for one second that the only food in your house is ramen and peanut butter. What are the restrictions that your mom enforces?

I know it seems extremely childlike but you dont understand
My dad LEFT my mom at one point because she went months without cooking, cleaning, or washing a single dish

My mom is exactly like her father.
He father is known as "The king"
Because he always gets his way and everyone does everything for him.
When you kiss his as you kiss it well. Or he will make you.
lol

At 9/11/14 05:37 AM, Phobotech wrote: You're a 19 year old man.

Cooking ain't hard, man...hell, if you can make Ramen, you can make pasta and you can even get creative with the sauce and meat or veggies incorporated.

Dude, experiment around. I don't believe for one second that the only food in your house is ramen and peanut butter. What are the restrictions that your mom enforces?

I'd like to delete this post if I knew how.
I'm not allowed to cook because "I didn't pay for the groceries and we are sinking under already"
I also live over 30 min away from the nearest store or fast food joint.
I tried to get my mom to teach me to cook. I even took home ec. Too bad my home ec teacher hated me and never let me cook.
Also, I have a really really old truck and it has flat tires so I can't go anywhere for food.
I'm just aggrovated really over how my mom reacts when she comes home and we ask if she's cooking today.
Its like "OH HOW DARE YOU BE HUNGRY THAT MEANS I GOTTA NOT GO HOME AND IMMEDIATELY TAKE A 2 HOUR NAP EVERY DAY AFTER WORK"
Like when all 4 other people in the house are begging for food (including my 8month old sister) like wouldn't you atleast stop napping and try to feed your family?