At 6/24/07 04:53 AM, Rucklo wrote:

At 6/23/07 11:05 PM, BuryYourFace wrote: Ok... dudes im rlly confused!!!! godfuckendamnitcunt bitch hoasspooter. We only submit 1 or 4 or as many as we want? Some of you motherfuckers have like 3 submissions dude. PICK 1 GODAMIT!!!!! it takes the fun out of the competition >:( ..... bitch. lol ;)

We do allow more than one submission, but we also hold the right to kick out crappy submissions form the list, and are beginning to get tired to delete sneak-previews, wich are not allowed >:)

It's good to see alot of contestants in the show though ;)

awesome mayne. just wanted to know before i made the track. so i guess i will prepare and get inspired. cheers dudes ;)

Ok... dudes im rlly confused!!!! godfuckendamnitcunt bitch hoasspooter. We only submit 1 or 4 or as many as we want? Some of you motherfuckers have like 3 submissions dude. PICK 1 GODAMIT!!!!! it takes the fun out of the competition >:( ..... bitch. lol ;)

At 1/6/07 05:12 PM, PaulStetich wrote:

At 1/6/07 05:11 PM, PiePie wrote: *yawn*

Whatever, I'm going to a REAL BBS, not like this one where nobody cares about anything whatsoever . . . at least anything REAL.

I wanna stick my dick up your nose and cum on your brain you piece of fuck. :D whiny bitch

Most improved audio artist in 2006?
BadManInc.

Most underated artist of 2006?
Metaljonus

Favourite song of 2006?
none

Most annoying Audio Forum user?
good question

Most HATED Audio Forum user?
blackmantis?

Most laid back Audio Forum user?
me ;)

Most offensive Audio Forum user?
no one

Audio Forum user that causes the most trouble?
my left nut

Funniest Audio Forum user?
GoreBastard

Person with the worst sense of humour in Audio Forum?
Rucklo? i just dont see it

Best in artist in "easy listening"?
Vomitorium - The lol song

Best artist in "electronic"?
never checked it out

Best artist in "Hip Hop, R&B, Rap"?
Cajete

Best artist in "Metal, Rock"?
Jarrydn, Metaljonus, Metalcan, Speedmetalmessiah, x4me (i think thats what its spelled), BadManInc., i hate to bragg but (myself and vomitorium). There are a whole bunch of ppl i think are fuckin kick ass but these are the ones i listen to the most.

Best artist in "Misc"?
:D

Best artist in "Southern Flavour"?
what the fuck is a southern flavor? GB wtf kind of piece of shit question is that?

The Audio Forums stupidest idiot!?
I dunno about idiots... but we've got a few assholes running around here, when i think of the names ill post them

The Audio Forums noobzorz...?
Myself

Gayest Audio Forum regular? (lools!)
GoreBastard

Sexiest pic in Chronamuts, "audio forum pics uber squee" thread?
(They're all guys so we'll have to get a bit of a "Chron on" to answer that one):
?

Sickest bastard?
none in my book

Who would win in a fight between out of all of the Audio Forum regulars?
dont know, we'll have to see wont we?

Who's got the biggest dick?
me and your mom, so i can still it in your girlfriend and make your fetus go blind

Who's the best audio author of 2006? (not Paragon since he didn't upload much this year, AND he wins everything ever!):
I'd have to say metaljonus

Wisest Audio Forum user?
Rucklo

Who will most likely end up in jail award?
all of us

Most childish?
GoreBastard

Most argumentative?
Uhmmmm im not sure

Most egotistical?
We all are when we get a platinum track

Person most likely to end up on a bestiality charge? (what?)
yours truely ;) shoot a nice load into a horses cunt... yummy

alright well count me IN for the mufakin CONTEST my amigro. Just the word contest gives me total wood ;)

ey dudes do you know when the deadline is?????????? Please PM/e-mail it to me please ;) thnx

At 10/9/06 08:27 PM, Hopeku wrote: Lol ,I made gorgoroth's drum ,it's a vomitorium thing. So WE won.

Damn skippy... SO GIVE MY FRENCH NAGGER SOME PROPS BITCHES!!!!

At 10/8/06 07:29 PM, GoreBastard wrote: OMGZZZ WE HAVE THE WINNERS!!!!

I've finally gotten off my arse and listened to the tracks for the comp.
here are the picks that the 3 judges chose.

Judge 1:
(3)Metalcan, (2)Darkside, (1)Gorgoroth.

Judge 2:
(3)Darkside, (2)Gorgoroth, (1)Jarrydyn.

Judge 3:
(3)jarrydn, (2)Gorgoroth, (1)Metaljonus.

I've done this on a score base. Who ever is in first gets 3 points, second is 2 points and third is 1 point:

Gorgoroth has 5 points with 3 votes
Darkside has 5 points with 2 votes
Jarydn has 4 points with 2 votes
Metalcan has 3 points with 1 vote
Metaljonus has 1 point with 1 vote

That puts
Darkside and Gorgoroth in joint first
Jarrydn in second
Metalcan in third

Darkside and Gorgoroth were joint 1st, but since Gorgoroth had 3 votes and Darkside had 2 votes, that puts Gorgoroth in 1st, and Darkside in second...

SO THE WINNERS ARE

1st Place = Gorgoroth

2nd Place = Darkside555

3rd Place = Jarrydn

and Metalcan came in 4th.
I have to say, I really wanted Chrizzly's to be in there too, because his was fucking awesome.

Well Gorgoroth, what are you going to spend your $10,000,000 prize money on!?

HOLY SICK FUCKING SHIZNITE!!!! i dont know what to say Bob!!! Uhhh thanks to all my homies for listenin my record label "GUTYOURFUCKINGCHILD" and my sick ass dead ppl i know for having hardcore sex with me in the trunk!!! $10,000,000 BITCH!!!! I think ill spend it on a big asssss metal sex/drink/drug/hooker/escourt/die/passout/
livemusic performances DM BM GC TG Trash party fest WOOOOO BITCH and throw massive amounts of hard apples at emo bands FUCK YESHHHHHAAAhhhhh

But seriously. You motherfuckers had some sick ass riffs you guys. Metaljonus Metalcan Darkside555 Jarryd (my riff sexy bitches) and everyone who took the time to make a heavy ass riff, I congradulate you and thnx for participating in GoreBastard's HEAVIEST RIFF EVER COMPETITION now please leave CAUSE YOUR EATING ALL THE FOOD AND DRINKIN ALL THE GODDAMN KOOL AID!!!! ;)

snazzy bastard motherfuckers are goin crazy, if we dont have results soon these fucks might start a RIOTTTTTT!!! GRAAAAaaaahhhh sever the body parts that make people and shoot blanks!!! BISHHHHHHHHH die dragon came out of the faucet and the gnome ppl hate you ;) is what id say if i ate some shrooms

At 10/2/06 02:01 PM, Metaljonus wrote: Mine is tuned to E standard so....UP YOU'RE FACE! :p

Mine= Drop D BATCH!!!!

At 9/29/06 09:38 PM, Cereal wrote:

At 9/29/06 09:37 PM, JackieChan wrote: Not really a heavy riff :( http://www.newground..077079&sub=62461 It sucks compared to ones in this thread, I was just experimenting.

thats not heavy, and thats mine -_-

ROTFLMAO!!!! thats fucking hilarious ;) lmao what are you gunna say you borrowed the link? and you reviewed the song you made? what little white lie will you come up with now mr. Chan?

omfg i just put up a new track called "Crying Blood", I think the shit owns!! 13 DL's and it already 4.17 :(

Just something for while we wait for results ;)

Which one of us will make my penor hard? will it be me ? you? them? only GoeBastard will tell . Now GO to thy cold bed and WARM thee!!

Here is question for all....Who is your favourite bassist?

Id say the bassist from KSE, and Flea.... They have some rlly brutal bass lines ;)

At 9/25/06 07:06 AM, DarKsidE555 wrote: Shit...I forgot to list my entry...Damn you Gorgoroth!

ROTFLMAOAOJSODJSDJMYVAGINA

yessum, now go hace secs with the other end of a severed corpse ;)

You sure you've listed EVERYONE now?

At 9/25/06 06:44 AM, DarKsidE555 wrote: Wow, think of what you can do with 10 million lolls! I guess I could change the world!! OO

Yo, Gorgoroth, so taking your second entry is ok then I guess. >: P

If thats the one that sounds better then sure ;)

At 9/24/06 11:24 AM, DarKsidE555 wrote:

At 9/23/06 05:52 PM, Gorgoroth wrote: Nah darkside u bastard you forgot mine :( .... How do you make it as a URL?

Sorry... : (

But which one should it be? You can only enter onces >: P

I take the one with the most downloads...NUFF SAID! >: (

Smart ass me. I copied the code >: D

List of submissions!

blackmantis1 - Heaviest riff ever competition!

darkkloud - Dark's Heavy loop

Grumbleduke - Wheel of Inexorability

MF-Greth - Heaviest Guitar Riff Comp

willpostforfood - heaviest riff ever ever

Chrizzly - Riff De La Heavy

Vomitorium - The heaviest riff

Yegor (aka Metalcan) - The Devil Made Me Do It! >: (

Metaljonus - Heaviest Riff comp

jared-meyer - -Pulse- (HREC)

Demon-Slayer12 - Heaviest Fuckin Riff Ever Note: To hear this track you HAVE to download it.

Gorgoroth - Heaviest Riff ever bnumber 2!!: NOTE- You have to download this bitch too!!!

Cptnfuckhead :) - HRC Entry - Brooodal

You know all about...that last one is best one! LoL >:(

I hope that was all. >: (

lol

aha You must DL Mr. Demon and mines song to be able to hear them!!!! ey dudes i think i got crabs!!! my balls are itchin from the intensity of this competition ;) ey Gorebastard come here and scratch them for me :D

Nah darkside u bastard you forgot mine :( .... How do you make it as a URL?

Check out these bands:

All That Remains
Heaven Shall Burn
Haste The Day
Love Hate Hero
Devil Driver - THE NEWEST CD
Dark Tranquility
Darkest Hour
Zao
From Autumn To Ashes
Fozzy
Shadows Fall
Soilwork

I wont list most of the mainstream ones because im sure you know them ;)

At 9/10/06 01:20 PM, GoreBastard wrote:

At 9/10/06 12:07 PM, Chrizzly wrote: Cool competition, dudes!
I'm submitting an entry for sure!

wait.... the deadline wasnt yesterday? ooops, well hell then i guess ill make 1 more ;)

At 9/10/06 06:18 AM, Vomitorium wrote:

At 9/10/06 04:43 AM, CptnJarrrrrydn wrote: Busted my PODxt and I'm not feeling creative anyway.

Good luck to all the entrants.

Flip-flops.

Dude jarrys dude im fuckin wasted and like u aren tcompeting with me? dude itfeels wierd, because id love to compete with you dude, since ur riffs are getting better and all, Its a let down :( i was lookin forward to fuckin competing with u dude... EY DUDES MY 2ND HEAVIEST RIFF YOU HAVE TO DOWNLOAD CAUSE NG IS GAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE BETTER ONE OUT OF THE 2, so what if i suvitted 2 kiss my ass dude none said how many you could submit l ;)

Im sorry i posted under wrong name !!! I did guitar QG did drums... .MAKE SURE YOU DL THE 2nd ONE... i tlel u dude DO NOT TRY TO MAKE RIFFS WHILE WASTED it is sooo very hard.... i swear its almost implssible, tipsy it sok but if ur plawed ... dont even try it is soooo hard... i dont know how i pulled it off, i only idd it barely if you can notice the out of tunenesss!!!!!@EFWEGERGTBEHTYEHBE How im typing fine that is a question too!!! i dont know i think i memorixed the keyboard!!!

Dude i have 2 that i cant choose betwen nim soo fucking wated at the momeny, so plese,chooes which one is better!!!

At 9/8/06 09:12 PM, blackmantis1 wrote: All Right gorgoroth quit being a fucking dick. We were just fucking joking around you shit head. Now Im looking forward to speedmetals his stuff is always good. Gorgoroth... how the fuck do you figure none of it is heavy? because none of its as fucking fast gorgoroth?? If you read the fucking rules it is to be a SLOW riff. Now, you grow up and quit telling people what the fuck to do when you only have 20 somethin posts. Good luck speed

am i supposed to have 100 or 1000 posts? Im too busy to be able to post that many in about a week or a month, but maybe someday :( Maybe someday i could be like you! ;)

At 9/8/06 10:30 PM, blackmantis1 wrote: I dont think i have the best riff godamnit i just admitted that willpostforfood is better than mine and i know speedmetals will so please u 2 leave me the fuck alone, i dont go around saying you suck, only reason i attacked him was because he attacked me first.

awwwwwh :( i didnt mean to make it seem like i attacked you! It was a compliment ;) so listen dude, i didnt say you or your riff sucked did i? But i like that you've finally learned some new words!!! You're all grown up now.

Back to the subject:

I'm looking forward to finding some heavy shit in my diaper dudes. WHOS GUNNA PUT THAT SHIT IN THERE??? In time we will see the heaviest riff ever of 06 \m/(O_O)

GB: beer and cheddar = god

At 9/9/06 01:33 PM, JDSpidey wrote: I'm working on my Riff, it's going to blow you all away let me tell ya!1!!

Schweeeeeet \m/(O_O) im looking forward to it dude WAHHHHHHHHHHHHRIDLYRIDLYWOWWWWWWwwwwwwww

At 9/8/06 08:32 PM, speedmetalmessiah wrote: I'll do my best to serve up a nice bonecrushing riff for ya man.

Im looking forward to it hunny... im waiting for you to cook my pancakes ;)

ok children calm your bitch asses down, this isnt a thread for bullshit. Its for the heaviest riff EVER. Hop don't post under Vomitorium, post under QG. blackmantis... grow the fuck up. Enter puberty grow some ball hair and learn some curse words that are absurd. LETS SEE SOME FUCKING HEAVY RIFFS IM ROTTING OVER HERE!!!!

... atm i think none of them are heavy to be quite honest. which is a big let down :( I mean there is still time, who will save my ears and perform the heaviest riff on ng?

wheres my name ;) lol gorebastard you BASTARD taking all the votes bish i envy you!!! and my penor loves to make milk his names bob and hes fat.... and he needs to lose weight!!!

well your friend Bulb is a very good musician, must be very inspired by fredrik from meshu! Tsk tsk children do we learn anything from the adds of today ;D we say NO to stealing. haha, but yeah i had no clue BTBAM was considered metalcore? Fuckkkk if thats true then yeah I guess i love metalcore :D

I dunno dude... i didnt actually know there was a contest for making tankmen audio :| godamot... well my shitty version is in the Heavy Metal genre called

"TANKMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" heres the link to my shit...

http://www.newground..655692&sub=58749