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China is a communist country, so those Wal-Mart employees get same salary as doctors.

Fuck school, I want to be a pirate

At 9/3/09 03:31 AM, Genocide wrote: This. I remember back when hitting me in the face with a belt was legal.

:Age/Gender: 18, Male
But you're not that old
:Location: somewhere in mexico
oh I see

If Kurt Cobain was alive today he would play baby games with plastic guitars.

This is how I vote:
Will this pass?
Yes = vote 5. No = vote 0
"this is my first flash!" or "just a test" = vote 0
Check to see how many flashes the author has, if it's a lot you should vote 5 because they probably know how to pass shit through the portal
Long series like Mana Theater are great, free protection points

I think somebody's been watching too many cartoons

Nice 10 minute composition Beethoven. I like how you can barely hear the vocals, I was afraid the singing might drown out the drums.

Cole Mohr (born 1986[1]) is an American model from Houston, Texas, signed with Request Model Management. Notable for work with Dior Homme, H&M, Burberry, and Marc Jacobs. He is currently #13 on models.com's list of top male models.

That explains the Zoolander haircut

Why does he have a tattoo of months? What a moron.

Can you believe she ate the WHOLE PIE?

BBWs is da shit, bitches need to eat mo donuts and KFC. dey need a big ass like 300lbs. mmm. why do brothas want to tittyfuck a girl when dey can fuck 2 pieces of stomach flab?? shit is tight.

The best idea since replacing a hamburger bun with 2 donuts.

Run and jump around, make noises that aren't words, pretend to faint, have fake seizures, yell really loud, sing songs that aren't in the Bible.

They should make Drew Pickles their mascot. He was the first cartoon character to openly admit to being really really really really really really really really really really really really really really gay.

Your parents should take your Bible away until you stop this nonsense.

Nobody said piss yet?

Piss.

Move to Afghanistan if you want rape rights. They are really progressive in that area.

Do your own laundry kid

At 8/24/09 12:42 AM, RED-X-MASTER-777 wrote:

About a minute later, the waitor comes with our food, but as he reaches out to grab his towel, he accidentally tips off some other drinks he was carrying and they poor all over me. I get up to clean myself, but I accidently bumb the table just enough to make my date knock her whine off the table and land on her blouse. it lands righ on her breasts, and then all the suden her nipples bulge through. The waitor stares at them for a secound, and then she gets in a an argument.

WAH-WAH-WAAAAHHHHH
or
Benny Hill music

And thats why we need govt CCTV cameras in cars! and toilets!

fuck honkeys

jerk off at newgroudns

Allow me to explain the seriousness of the situation.

I masturbate, just like the rest of the world. Nothing unusual. However, there was one day where I had masturbated more than once, or if I skipped a day or two, the semen would come out aggresively, hurting the glandular area of my penis. I never really minded the minor ache, until I realized that I could no longer feel the shaft of my penis. I got worried, and stopped masturbating for a while. The feeling didn't come back.

Well, ya know, I thought, at least I still could feel the glandular area. Until later. Recently, I had masturbated about 3 to 4 times, nothing big, but on the third or fourth time, a major pain (shooting pain) struck the glandular area of my penis. And now, as far as I can tell, there are no nerves on the external area of my penis. I can barely feel the internal area even.

The orgasms are the same as ever, however, which is why I'm so confused.

Other symptoms I have been experiencing after masturbation is the temporary loss of hearing, a block of sperm coming out when I urinate after masturbation, and the same shooting pain in the glandular area.

I will answer any serious questions you may have.

One more thing: I don't know how to approach my mom with this and she got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I am now scarred for life.

My dad had been away for two weeks and he just came back yesterday night. My mom and dad went upstairs to their bedroom and told me goodnight. So, there I was. Sittting there, watching Nacho Libre, I turned down the sound cause it was a little loud and I heard the slightest movement upstairs and immediatley shrugged it off, "Turning over." I said to myself. Well, they were turning over, sort of.

I then heard quiet, fast movement and little squeaks. My heart got lodged inside my throat and thought, "No fucking way...". Well my hunch was correct, they were doing it. I didn't know what to do! I just turned off the T.V quietly, and went to my room. Well, there's a problem with that. My room is directly above my parent's room, and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I am now scarred for life.

My dad had been away for two weeks and he just came back yesterday night. My mom and dad went upstairs to their bedroom and told me goodnight. So, there I was. Sittting there, watching Nacho Libre, I turned down the sound cause it was a little loud and I heard the slightest movement upstairs and immediatley shrugged it off, "Turning over." I said to myself. Well, they were turning over, sort of.

I then heard quiet, fast movement and little squeaks. My heart got lodged inside my throat and thought, "No fucking way...". Well my hunch was correct, they were doing it. I didn't know what to do! I just turned off the T.V quietly, and went to my room. Well, there's a problem with that. My room is directly above my parent's room, and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Because it's crap. rant

hey asl

star warse

Theres a lot of anime fans who should off themselves >_>