3,386 Forum Posts by "BrianEtrius"
No joking, Mrs. Ho. First day, she was one. 4 FUCKING POP QUIZZES! Bitch!
Oh, and how about Andrejeff? God damn boilogy teacher.
The rain comes down hard in the night. Street lights glow in the puddles. The traffic reverses as normal people in their normal lifes go back to their normal houses in their normal cars to have another normal night. Lucky bastards.
As for me, hell knows what's in storm for tonight. They say home is were the heart is, but my heart's been cold for a long time. Guess I don't belong anywhere.
Only got 2 friends, a speaker who argues and is always loaded, and a helper who keeps me loaded. Both have seen the world with me. They've seen the ups and downs, the good and the bad.
BANG! A shot rings out. Almost instantly my speaker friend comes out. He's ready to do his dirty deeds. I walk up the alley, listening to the rain come down and hit the streets. The street lights pierce the night a dark yellow. A car alarm goes off in the distance, taking my eyes off a shadow that I had just seen in the corner off my eye. The shadow moves in the night, watching all. The shadow knows I'm here, waiting for him. We both know only one will come out alive. Till then I'll be watching you.....................................
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Wecome to the World of Warcraft Rehab Center. We know there are people out there who are addicted to Warcraft, so here is a place where you can get your life back. Here you can express your feelings and be safe.
Please, join the discussion.
Music elitists can lick my nuts and why would I wanna play a real guitar when i can just pay like 60 bucks to play guitar hero?
Because you've actually accomplish something that way. Besides, last time I checked, you can get 70 bucks a gig playing in a club on a real instrument.
Bet you can't make money playing Guitar Hero.
You musical dudes have no idea what you're talking about, do you? Just admit it.
Yes, we do. Dragonforce is easy to play on a real guitar. The guitarist is just playing really fast, which also isn't that hard. Guitar Hero has nothing to do with real musical talent, just hand eye coordination.
By the way, it's musicians, not "musical dudes".
Guitar Hero has nothing on real guitar playing.
Does anyone know what were the standardized guns given to U.S. Marines, Canadian soldiers, and British soldiers during World War 2?
what would you do to go out with jessica alba?
i would jump off a cliff with a cow to get some fresh milk for jessica alba to give with my freshly baked ultra hunky chocolate chip cookies that i made in the tropical jungle while fighting off crazy llamas who know kung fu that was taught to them by uma thurman, all while trying to defeat dr. evil in his secret lair who is trying to make his "laser" work.
1. Jackass (first cussword used and first to usually come in my mind)
2. Fucker
3.Shit
4. Crap
5. Squidfuck (don't ask)
Duh.....go back to Harry Potter.......................Ron and Harry....
My musket, certified and been proven to use in the American Revolution by my ancestors.
1. Get the fuck off the computer.
2. Find something that's fun that you do outdoors and you have to work.
3. No, sitting doesn't count.
4. Eat less carbos.
5. Repeat.
Yes...........IT FUCKING HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horatio Norris. Alright bitches.PWNAGE!!
Wow, that was the correct answer? That isn't even funny, it just sounds like something a horny 13 year old boy would say.
And apparently you have no sence of humor.
At 12/9/07 01:25 AM, liquidfire666 wrote: ...damn how the hell did u come up with that?
It gets boring during class, and my friends and I have thought of some weird situations.
If this is a joke, than I'm waiting for the punchline.
No joke, just logic. who would get picked up first?
At 12/9/07 12:15 AM, Elios wrote: The straight girl will go home empty handed because, after years of fighting between her mother and father, and growing up through a nasty divorce, she has been unable to trust men, thinking they are just like her father.
The bisexual will get picked up by a married couple from Louisville MI, who are visiting their friend Adamn and Rachael for the holidays. The couple will buy her many many drinks, and offer the 18 year old (with a fake ID) a ride home. Once they bring her back to their hotel room, they will force the to preform exotic dances while rocking out to a Billy Joel CD.
The lesbian will definatly score with the mid 40's woman from across the bar. She will offer her a Triple Martini with lemon, free of charge, and begin with some "small talk" with the out-of-the-closet 20 year old (again, a fake ID). Once she started feeling the drink working, the two of them will relocate to the womans 1988 Honda Civic, where she shows the intoxicated female her wonderous collection of sex-toys she stores in her trunk, where the spare tire should be.
After about 45 minutes of car shaking and steamy windows, she will offer the girl a ride home.
lol. wut?
*WOW*
Due to her lonely night, the staight girl will go home, take out her father's Glock 14, and promptly shot herself in her head.
The bisexual girl will wake up the next morning with a hangover, make herself some coffee, lay back down in bed and get laid. again.
The lesbian will wake up, have fun with a dildo,
and will fall back asleep. She will wake up again later to find out her mystery women was actually Sen. Larry Craig in the middle of transing.
There are these three girls: Josephine, Amber, and Lydia. They walk into a bar on a Saturday night. Josephine is straight, she only likes guys. Amber is bisexual, she likes both guys and girls. Lydia is gay, she only likes girls.
Which one of the girls will get picked up first? Who's going to get some loving? And who will go home empty handed?
At 12/7/07 06:14 PM, Onepiece285 wrote: i are confused, what is the point of this thread?
If you don't get it, don't respond. I'm asking a simple question with an answer I hope is right......
by the way, it's 3 logs (about 60 2 by 4s).
So how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
..................I'm guessin' none cause it can't.
At 12/6/07 06:27 PM, Phantox wrote:Based on the wide range of results from these scientific studies, it is clear that the world may never know how many licks it really takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.Conspiracy. >=(
Conspiracy,eh?.......
what about the kid then? Was he in on it too?
Last time I checked it was 3, but I don't trust the owl..........
STOP LISTENING TO THAT GOD DAMN RED EAR BUDS!!
STILL WAITING FOR REPLY!
