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Hey guys, I was wondering if I could get a critique of this shit?

Im sick of feeling like the world
Is about to crumble and fall
Oil prices, war, famine, poor
Its messing up my head
Its making me see red
Enraging and engaging the enlightened set
Mind going overdrive, set the preset
Forget
Fuck it, I'm going into oxygen debt

Fucking whatever k? Im saying there should be a link in the rules then.

Hey I have a request for some artwork Here. It is paid work.

Yea I read them but I read no referance to an art request thread. Maybe the rules could be updated or the art request page stickied?

Hey, I originally posted this on the general forums, but alas, it didn't seem to attract the right people. So anyway here goes...

I would like someone to design me a Candy Skull (google it if your unsure what it is) to be used as a tattoo, to go on me somewhere. It doesnt have to be a single skull, it could be a cool little cluster of candy skull or something like that. I am paying for this design so its not something for nothing. All I would like is a link to your portfolio so that I can see your style.

This is serious business.

I'll contact you after i have seen your portfolios to negotiate payment, delivery etc...

Hugs and Kisses

BCD

I was going to but I vaugley remember something about you cant request art or something...its in rules. It does...i think. There has to be someone on this god forsaken website that can do a good candy skull

A candy skull is a mexican day of the dead skull. They are pretty fucking boss. As for the other guy, i came here because Newgrounds has an absolute wealth of talent. I am also prepared to pay for the design. I understand if you wont design it before you get money because thats just a stupid idea. If there is anyone intrested, can you link me to your portfolio and I'll then get in touch with you to negotiate payment. This is serious fucking business.

Hey, I am getting a tattoo soon (within next month or so) and i wanna get a Candy Skull. I really have no intresest in getting one off the net (generic much) so I was wondering if i could get someone to design me a candy skull? I would do it myself but i really dont feel like some half assed scribble on my shoulder or inner forearm near elbow. Can anyone help?

High on saliva...wtf? What were you hooking up with him or something?

HAI GUYS!!!!11!!1!

lolno

Anyway, I'm getting a tattoo soon and i really wanna get a sugar skull, does anyone know where i can get any good pics of some as a referance, or can someone draw one for me?

prob too much to ask but hey you gotta give everything a go once.

Why are you judging someone on the basis of his/her looks in the first place? I mean seriously if you have to insult someone based on their looks you aren't trying very hard. Try harder.

Well stumble is down and its with a tear in my eye as I cast myself down memory lane to remember what it was that people did before stumble. And I cannot remember! its is a sad state of affairs when you sit blankly at your computer and you try to think of cool stuff to look at...but you can't. Please help?

I don't know, maybe 500 at most, since WA is such a shitty place to live, being a fucking desert and everything.

The desert is awesome, poor WA for being the powerhouse of the australian economy. Damn those natural resources

fuck it we should just get in out kayaks and go for a paddle

Why is australia so damn big. How many West Aussies are there? If there are some I suggest a Western Australia Meetup. Just something for us western men and women, If there is an interest, February 2nd at a pub. Please be 18.

At 1/22/08 06:07 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote:

At 1/22/08 06:00 AM, BornConsumeDie wrote:

Did...did he have underarm hair?

Kind of, he didn't have sleeves or anything, and from what I saw he only had like half the hair he should've.

Rad. As. Hell.

At 1/22/08 05:32 AM, Ass-Crumb wrote: There was an amputee a local carnival last year, although I went on a weekday so there was noone there, and he gave me like four free rides on this one ride. His entire left arm was gone, so he didn't have a stub.

It was tits.

Did...did he have underarm hair?

That brings to mind a question...If a person is born with no arm from the shoulder down will they still get a random tuft of hair?

Subiaco is nice, Fremantle has Australias best fish and chips, Kings park, Burswood Casino...what has Melbourne got? Plus its not about sightseeing, its about getting plastered and taking photos for the internets!

Doesn't anyone know that Western Australia is where it is officially at?

At 1/21/08 05:28 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: stuff

You missed the point though, I don't have a problem with the ones that do something to help the community in general, their community or ours. I have never made any statements regarding American racism, and while there is of course going to be racism in every country and culture, they cannot be rated on the same scale.

In America (and this is going on assumptions and what I know) the black people feel oppressed because they were brought here from Africa to go into slavery, which was abolished in the late 1800's but black people were denied rights to vote, sit on the bus where they want to, mix with white people till the 1960's when slowly due to the civil rights movement they slowly amassed the rights for these things.

If anything the racism in Australia is more closely related to the Native Americans as in you bought their land for a meager amount, killed a lot of them and then worked and similarly denied them rights. In America there is about 1-3% indigenous Americans and in Australia there is about 1-2% indigenous Australians.

You say that in America, if you were to speak like an Australian does about a minority group, it would make you racist, it makes us racist here as well, its just that unfortunately someone has to cut through all of the PC bullshit to say the God honest truth, and thats all I am stating is the God honest truth...if there was a white person acting like the aboriginals I have mentioned I would see them as scum as well.

If that makes me racist so be it, but if there is an individual who is black, yellow, green, red, white whatever who is publicly drunk, live in a hovel, exercises no restraint over their children, spend all their money on alcohol and solvents and not food and rely on handouts and everything to be handed to them on a silver platter, I will dislike them, equally.

Anyone up for some John Williamson?

eh, true blue, is it me or you?

Thats because it is, for the most part, true. I haved lived in Kalgoorlie, up north and about 99% of all of the indigenous people there are living in sqaulor, getting drunk all day, harassing people for money, sniffing petrol etc, etc. Their kids run around half naked, and you cannot blame this on the government as they give them money, and assistance, and free legal aid, yet we are racist. Unless you have lived in these places and delt with the harassment you cannot even begin to judge.

I don't have a problems with the aboriginals that work and earn a living and raise their kids right, I have a problem with the ones that are incapable of living to todays standards. Most mining companies have a quota of aboriginals they have to employ and I have worked with them and they are the worst workers I have worked with, they don't do the work and expect everything.

So you can call us Aussies racist but its not like we dislike them for the colour of their skin, we dislike them because of their actions and attitudes.

Also...Sausage rolls, best evar!

At 1/21/08 03:00 AM, Tupenny wrote: And it's exactly that kind of wilfully ignorant attitude that ensures "Invasion Day" keeps on going year after year.

Okay then, prove what I stated is incorrect, mmkay?

All that 'invasion day' shit. Fuck they should get over it by now, its not like they were doing anything with the land. People just have to face it that the majority of the positive (also negative) change in this world was kick started by the white-devils. I mean look at Africa, the most developed country in that continent is South Africa and coincidentally that country also has the largest percentage of white people.

They aren't that rare, like 50,000 aussies visit newgrounds a day according to Alexa.

I thought I would stir some national (and international) pride by getting people to state in their view typical Australian images, icon, feats and even scandal. From bushranger to pie what makes Australia, Australia to you?

For me it would be at the footy on a friday night with a pie and a cold one.

Fucking gay...

Cant be fucked posting screenshot

201 down 55 up, kb's that is

You mind if I give it a red hot go?

I hate to bump an old thread but you realise his 4th wife also went missing...something maybe a tad fishy?

who pays taxes...i get given money at the end of the (finacncial) year. Australia RAWKS