ugh

video game forum is full of Modern Warfare 2 topics.

Got myself Demon's Souls today. I got my arse handed to me way too many times. I love it.

At 11/10/09 06:14 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote: hmm..

Cock Juggling Beer Chugging Thundercunting Fat Fucking Beardfucker

How many letters can you get in the name field?

At 11/10/09 05:40 AM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 11/9/09 03:27 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I'm thinking of BeardFace Thundercunt.

I've always been fond of Cock Juggling Thundercunting Beardfucker.

3

Now you're thinking Dwarfs.

Needs more alcohol in the name. Dwarfs love their fucking ale.

You can't just make an Xbox 360 or DS game just like that

If you're really interested, Unreal Engine 3 has literally just now become open source.

You could probably make a small game using that. Nothing mind blowing though.

At 11/9/09 07:38 PM, Nev wrote: I bought that when it first came out and thought it was pretty shit.

But I was a huge FF fan boy at the time.

Well fuck your shit then.

So this new one that comes out this week.

Reckon it still has anything to do with the Master seeing as it's an anagram of "The Masters War".

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-6894-
SF-Console-Game-Examiner~y2009m11d9-Vagr ant-Story-heading-to-European-PSN

YES YES YES

NO NEED TO BUY IT FOR £200

I still don't get why the ninja wears a bright orange jumpsuit.

Aren't ninjas somewhat stealthy?

http://www.vg247.com/2009/11/09/eu-ps-vi deo-store-launches-november-18/

EU Video store 18th Nov.

Took long enough.

At 11/9/09 12:54 PM, iateamexican wrote:

At 11/9/09 09:33 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Like throwing rocks at a skyscraper. You'll need a well placed shot to the brain.

And T-Rex's brains are small D:

And so are their arms. No wonder they're so angry.

Anyway I'm thinking of names for my Dwarf in Dragon Age. Only a week to go.

I'm thinking of BeardFace Thundercunt.

Damn not even a runner up.

Gives me a goal to work for at least.

Hey tom...you were serious about letting me put medals in my game right?

Morrigan Disapproves (-5)

just posting before the others try to do it again.

At 11/9/09 07:21 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Got my Tekken platinum last night which is my 5th. I'm now only 1 behind Hycran. Also, OMFG MW2 TOMORROW.

*SQUEAL*

Shit, I'm still struggling to beat nightmare train. I've tried doing it legit and spamming.

I'm just happy I got the survival trophy after being matched up against Law at the tenth battle, THRICE.

At 11/9/09 01:43 AM, Hycran wrote: It must be pointed out that no modern or ancient creature would have the ability to withstand a gunshot, especially under the pretense of aiming at their vital organs. A bullet in the heart or brainstem is good game for anything. Maybe pistols or lower caliber weapons are scaled to require vital kills, but a shotgun slug or a barrett round is game over no matter how big you are.

Say that to a t-rex.

Like throwing rocks at a skyscraper. You'll need a well placed shot to the brain.

At 11/8/09 10:39 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Tuesday is when the embargo lifts officially, but I wouldn't be surprised if we started seeing some leak in tomorrow night.

There was an embargo? For fucks sake. They're doing everything they can to sell shit.

At 11/8/09 10:44 PM, scetch00 wrote: Did you guys know the PC version and 360 version of MW2 got leaked onto the internet? Some kid got the 360 version and ripped the data and it's on quite a few torrent sites now =/

Funnily enough the 360 version of most games gets leaked before the PC. People are worried about pirates when it comes to the PC yet they don't even get leaked first.

Anyone think Activision will blame lost sales on PC due to pirates even though they've literally destroy the PC version of the game and people have lost interest in purchasing the PC MW2?

Question: Why are there no reviews for Modern Warfare 2 yet? At least none from the bigger review sites.

I can't wait for the 10s which doom video games altogether.

At 11/8/09 08:32 PM, scetch00 wrote: What?

basically 3 full games that I can potentially platinum. I think that'll get me to Lvl13.

You forget that once you get to level 12 it gets harder to get to the next level. I've been at level 12 for ages and I've got a lot since I first broke level 12.

Even platinums don't help that much.

Morrigan Disapproves (-15)

At 11/8/09 06:24 PM, TheMaster wrote: I'm wondering if dinosaurs warp my perception of things or something. I LOVED Turok, and that was panned, and this looks even more awesome.

Honestly yes, it a bad game.

better than MW2 though

At 11/8/09 06:13 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 11/8/09 05:58 PM, TheMaster wrote: What the foxtrot's happening here?

me no likey shitty voice acting

makes me sad in the pants

THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOGICAL EXPLANATION

JUST JUMP AND SCREEEEEAMM

While I'm here

Is the new battlefront game any good?

At 11/8/09 05:16 PM, ZpLiNtEh wrote:

At 11/8/09 04:51 PM, TheMaster wrote: Raptors can open doors.

Yep, sure looks amazing...

I share your love for the raptors door opening skills though

There should be a new dinosaur horror survival game. Raptors are not meant to go down that easily.

At 11/8/09 04:48 PM, Nev wrote: Where did Mr. Brooker say this?
Was it a column somewhere or has he done something on TV that I've missed?

Twitter.

At 11/8/09 03:05 PM, Jerkapotamus wrote: They've said it's possible dedicated servers will come in the future if it provides a better experience, but it will never happen. If they don't believe dedicated servers provide a better experience now, and more importantly that the experience is actually the top priority to them, I don't see how their opinion will change in the future.

If...and this is a big if, dedicated servers AND the max players is boosted back to good old 64 on PC for free. I will purchase this game new.

Else I'll buy it used a few weeks after release. I mostly buy multiplats for PS3 but I'm a PC gamer too. I just don't like how PC users (the legit ones anyway) are treated. Even old EA never did this. This news about making it "balanced" is bullshit if anyone can do it (I.E. lean, dev console).

I do want this game but Activision have succeeded in turning me off this game.

At 11/8/09 02:33 PM, Nev wrote: If you read the interviews Infinity Ward said that were was no decision about dedicated servers.
So they're not ruled out, they're just not there YET.
And grow up, this isn't Youtube.

Hold on.

It was confirmed ages ago that dedicated servers are not going in the PC version period. The only way PC gamers will get them is if Activision do something stupid like selling it like DLC.

At 11/7/09 05:22 PM, zimzap wrote: Skipping school to buy a video game. Sad state of affairs that the youth is in.

A bad video game at that.

Even more terrible.

At 11/7/09 05:03 PM, TheThing wrote: Exactly. You can't go by how many are sold to prove how good a game is. Many people are buying MW2 based on how good CoD4 was, much like how they rebought CoD4 as WaW.

WaW wasn't that bad.

It was a generic WW2 shooter but it got more bad press than it deserved. The zombie mode was a welcome addition. In fact the online was a complete copy of CoD4 but with tanks and dogs.

MW2 has less content that WaW and it will get awards, high scoring reviews and sell a lot more more. There is no god.

At 11/7/09 03:00 PM, scetch00 wrote: Shitty? There's a reason it already has over 2 million pre-orders.

The average consumer is an idiot or doesn't know what happens behind the seen.

FIFA and Madden get a shitload sold. Most of the time it's the same game as the year before.

At 11/6/09 07:10 PM, jtm17 wrote:

At 11/3/09 05:31 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 11/3/09 04:59 PM, jtm17 wrote: Now im not saying the game will be "bad" but if we say that on metacritic (i hate the site but come on) it has an average of 94 then this has to be bettter?! what is it going to be a 99? because this really isnt uncharted 2....

MW2 Response Splurge

MW2 Response response

Really the single player is half of CoD4. I saw a stream and it reminds me of how goddamn short Mirror's Edge was.

The multiplayer does have some nice additions. I can't really fault the mutliplayer other than the nuke kill streak. It promotes campers and can ruin a good game. If it killed the other team but still continued the game then I would be a fantastic addition.

I probably pick it up used out of principle. I just don't agree with activision's AND IW's methods. Seriously they destroyed the PC version for no reason. Some of the things they come up don't even benefit them in anyway.

So far:

9v9 max players
No dedicated servers
No option to kick players
No dev console
"Special" features for PC include grapics settings, mouse support and text chat
No party chat for 360
100 MS mean "great" ping
No mod tools
Price hike
And to top it off calling their customers "Nerds" for objecting to their methods

There's a shit load of stuff but I'll link you to this interview
http://forums.bestbuy.com/t5/Gaming/Call -of-Duty-Modern-Warfare-2-Live-Chat-Sess ion-Transcript/td-p/67692

Everything in that shows you how much they're testing the waters to see how many idiots buy their product when they remove features that have been in PC games for 15 years.

Also I love this picture

At 11/6/09 08:16 AM, BobbaQ wrote: Just pre-ordered MW2 on Amazon. £43 is a fucking lot for a game but this will be worth it.

GOOD JOB

YOU'VE RUINED THE GAMES INDUSTRY.