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Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 11:40 AM, Asalraalaikum wrote: Draw Tom Fulp please.

FFFFF... Dunno... Without a reference... He's something like this, isn't he?
Sorry, Tom.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 11:30 AM, SmilingIdiot wrote: can you draw this guy in a mexican stand off with a mexican....nice idea

Aaaargh, sorry for this turd, Idio... I mean, Smiley... I suppose I owe you a better drawing...
OK, NEXT!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 11:27 AM, Fleshlight wrote: draw an alien chick holding a cock gun riding a beastly erotic animal plz

Yeah, enugh with the cock.
Still, hope you like this. It has taken too much time for this project, but, well. I suppose I can't just draw an stick figure and say "done!".

NEXT!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 09:55 AM, jack231 wrote: draw a retarded elmo (with helmet)

It's the same that with the Alien... "retarded" and "Elmo" in the same sentence are redundant.
Dunno what's the helmet got to do with it, anyway, but here it goes. Hope you like it.

NEXT!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 09:51 AM, Captain-Ben wrote: haha your such a beast bizarro, hmm what to request... draw a zombie stripper who's well into rotting,

Hey, Ben, long time no see; hope this can arrange for that. It's not too rot, but I thought she could use some good pair o' knockers.

OK, NEXT!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 09:09 AM, RadioactiveRabies wrote: A whale, racoon or some other animal eating a greenpeace person :3

OK, I'm back.
Small, furry animals are cuter. Hope this works.
Also, thanks for the kind comments, people. Really glad you liked it, Tiquandodo. Remember you can ask for more, but I'll give some priority for people who haven't got theirs yet.
OK, NEXT!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 08:32 AM, doberman7 wrote: the alien from "aliens vs predator" film, but with cocks if possible.

Strange request. I could've drawn a regular alien and it'd have met the requirements anyway. But, well, here you have it.
It's lunchtime now. A couple of hours maximum break, and I'll be back with more.

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

At 12/6/08 08:32 AM, AdamJack wrote: Can you draw a picture of yourself drawing a picture of a bunny. please and thank you.

Did you read the part about "sensible"...?
But It was funny. Thank you and sorry, it could have been drawn much better,

NEXT!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

Dammit, Lunchtime is fuckin' near!
Sorry about this.
NEXT!!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day. Posted December 6th, 2008 in Art

OK, people. This is something I've had planning for some time now, waiting for all the conditions required for me to do it.

Basically, Today I'm going to be your NG's Art Forum Whore, and I'll take all the requests you can ask, and I'll try to draw them and post them as fast as I can.

THE RULES:
- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times. This will end at bedtime (for me,of course I'm from Spain.)
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

Now, let the endurance test begin!
The first one, please!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day.

Response to: Propaganda Collab '09 Heads Up Posted November 27th, 2008 in Art

Oh, Thank heavens.
Now I feel like Bart Simpson in that Season 01 episode.
I thought the dead(really proper name)line was December 1st!!!
And the muses and Chronos have forsaken me, so I was worried as hell.
Now, I'll relax a bit and try to start it over. It has to come out, eventually... I don't want to be the last one once again.

Response to: Toon Hole. Posted November 24th, 2008 in Art

Your work has been excellent so far, I really love your work very much. And now I realise that I haven't posted here yet... Excuse me for the long time.
It's funny... Looking at your work reminds me of how important is to draw quick and loose in order for having some hope of your cartoons start to acually move some day. So, I'm going to try to be less of a slowpoke these days. Thus, I tip my hat before you right here and now.
...Aaand, I like your self caricature. Makes me want to pay attention to the things you're going to say.
Great job, dude.

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted November 18th, 2008 in Art

At 11/18/08 12:26 PM, BizarroJoe wrote: There have been a lot of good/great submissions, sorry for not commenting on them, but this is getting too long.

Strange text, isn't it? Well, that's what happens when you click on the wrong windowand all your frickin' long post that took you like, ages, to write goes right down the drainpipe.
I mean, goddamit. Fuck. GR.
Here's a filler. Please excuse me. RRR.

15 Minute Sketches Here.,

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted November 18th, 2008 in Art

At 11/17/08 09:03 PM, Tiredguy wrote:
Also, here's another quickie.

"I'VE SAID WHAT I SAID, ANY PROBLEM WIDDAT!!?!"
Someone photoshop my latest pic and put it behind this one, please... ;D

There have been a lot of good/great submissions, sorry for not commenting on them, but this is getting too long.

Anyway, remember: Love is all around.

15 Minute Sketches Here.,

Response to: Doodlage Posted November 13th, 2008 in Art

At 11/12/08 08:55 AM, 540Degrees wrote: Got bored at history so i practiced drawing a head from the side which i learned yesterday.

Damn, I forgot this one.
This one is also nice... Plus, it's good practice, keep on that.

Well, here goes another one.
I really hope you enjoy it.

Aaaaahhh... Nostalgia... I really enjoyed A LOT Digimon World on PSX... This one's from that times...

Doodlage

Response to: Doodlage Posted November 13th, 2008 in Art

At 10/28/08 02:42 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: Just a quick scribble to kill some of the time of lunch

I like this one. It has that storybook feeling like the ones of Rien Poortvliet's "The Gnomes" or Jim Henson's Dark Crystal...

At 10/28/08 02:55 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: No comment

The new Daft Punk? They're really cool...

At 11/11/08 06:04 AM, lookandsee wrote: A little thing I made in class in 1 minute... the Great Mighty Poo !
I photoshopped the thing for the colors of course... but it stills a noodle, right ? ^^'

It's really cool!!! Really good work!
But, Flea, I don't think this is the one from A Boy and his Blob...

Well, here is some old shit I have remaining from the old days...
I hope you like it anyway...

Doodlage

Response to: NG Sketchbook Tour 2008 Posted November 12th, 2008 in Art

At 11/11/08 05:07 PM, KupaMan wrote:
At 11/11/08 03:47 PM, HandsomeJake wrote:
At 11/11/08 08:10 AM, Luis wrote: ...you just get more loading screens.
That's why I go Nintendo.
Because Petz 2 and Boogie are just too good to pass up.

Aaaah, that's good, ol' KupaMan, our very own NG's Grumpy Smurf...

Response to: Wide Screen Drawings Posted November 12th, 2008 in Art

Golly, thanks for opening this thread! Casually, I've got this wallpaper with me right now...
I fancied to make a widescreen monitor wall (Although I don't use one.), and that's what I did. End of story...
The 1920x1200 one is here.
Below you have the PSP version (Slightly different aspect ratio.)
I really hope you like them.

Wide Screen Drawings

Response to: Propaganda Collab '09 Heads Up Posted November 12th, 2008 in Art

I don't know if this has been stated before but...
What about the size/proportions of our drawings? Is there a fixed one, Are we free to use whatever we fancy..?
I'm about to get into it, so I'd appreciate to receive some feedback on the matter.
BizJoe, Over.

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted November 12th, 2008 in Art

I want to thank all you people for encouraging me. Lemmiwinks41 pointed something good; Sode, the penis is like God, It may be or may not be there, but everybody will talk of him anyway. Talking about that... Megashell, I'm afraid I am as a "Drawing God" as JBL a "God of Wrestling"... I mean, Oooooph. And Thedo12, you deserve some hugs. In a manly way, of course.
I was not going to post this, but I had to respond your comments. I have to browse some anatomy books again... Don't you think that pose is, like, "WHAT YOU SAAAAY!!!?!?"

15 Minute Sketches Here.,

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted November 3rd, 2008 in Art

Sometimes, I felt I was missing the true point of this thread.
MindChamber said to me once:"Let it flow, bro."
With both things in mind, this one came out last night.
Hope you like it.

15 Minute Sketches Here.,

Response to: Jagondudo's art things Posted November 3rd, 2008 in Art

At 11/3/08 12:54 AM, jagondudo wrote: bump..

This one is superb. I love how you manage the bitmap. It looks like hans-painted mostly, but even the undoubtly digital effect-ed tidbits look great. I had the intention to give a shot to Photoshop this summer, but it all went sour due to unexpected business.
And I love your stylish linework, too. Like how the volumes in your human figures change from thin to wide... There's really a lot of personality shown in there.
And on top of that, you animate. But that's a little off the topic now...
Just keep on truckin', dude. keep on truckin' like hell's loose.

BTW, I heard you got injured. Dammit... What kind of comrade am I that doesn't give some words of comfort to a troubled mate? I'm sorry and I hope you're feeling better by now...

Response to: \\Vortex00's Art Thread// Posted November 1st, 2008 in Art

At 11/1/08 11:24 AM, Vortex00 wrote: I spent a good chunk time failing at this pic yesterday.

I really like it very much. Gotta love that pose.
Your art has really gotten into me with the time. You've come a long way, pilgrim.
Keep up the good work.

BTW. Exceptionally, I'm posting from my jobplace. It's somewhat quiet now, It's 22:35 now.

Response to: Furry Art Posted October 22nd, 2008 in Art

At 10/22/08 08:15 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: By the way this last page contains some really awesome pictures...

Mmmm, now that I read it, this could be misinterpreted...
Of course I'm referring to Rogue-Wolf54, CypressDahlia, Misterdog...
Sorry for double-posting.

Furry Art

Response to: Furry Art Posted October 22nd, 2008 in Art

Where do I post this one, where do I...
Ah! that's it! The Furry Thread!!!
By the way this last page contains some really awesome pictures...

Furry Art

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted October 22nd, 2008 in Art

At 10/17/08 02:36 PM, PrinceFlea wrote: I drew this some time during lunch and I was looking at a fitness magazine to find a person ,I wanted to try and see If I remembered any of the muscle structure lessons from one Of Andrew Loomis's books. Do you see anything off?

Proportions are really flawed. I think you're not using the books properly... It's like if you're trying to run before knowing to walk. Work in the figure construction and proportions first before trying to do these anatomical practices. Use "Fun with a pencil". Only that one book. For the moment being. I can't stress this point enough, so, one more time: CONSTRUCTION.

At 10/20/08 02:35 PM, Sode wrote: I decided for a girl in a big sweater, lol, and that's what I ended up with.

I didn't make drawings so pretty at your age... Love the star in the cheek, it's like a grown-up Rainbow Brite.

At 10/21/08 10:46 PM, ElMagico wrote: omg you guys! the fulps are havin a baby. rock and roll.

WHA?! How come I didn't have a clue?
Maybe it'll look like this:

Now, seriously, I'm not really satisfied with this one... It looks like he's putting a "I have returned from Phillipines" face or something like that... Maybe next time.

15 Minute Sketches Here.,

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted October 17th, 2008 in Art

At 10/17/08 07:09 AM, Sode wrote: wow, I love this, it's really good. you have real skill there champ, keep it up ;D

Damn, didn't expect an answer so soon... Aww, thankies, mate, every single little drop of support counts in fuelling my artistic spirits...

Now I'll have to get some drawing from elsewhere... Ah, this will do.
I want to dedicate this one to PunchOrBePunched...
Punch, I watched John Rambo. And I enjoyed it.
I mean, who'd tell us in our times that, in the future we'll miss flicks like Missing In Action 2, huh?

15 Minute Sketches Here.,

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted October 17th, 2008 in Art

At 10/16/08 05:33 PM, Sode wrote: does breasts really stand that still during free fall? :P

Fffff... I'sppose it depends on form, size an' source material... It's hard to tell on breasts not too big... Or maybe I wasn't really thinking too much about I was doing... dunno... Haven't you noticed she has one toe missing? No? Ah, the breasts, yeah, certainly... I'l be more careful from now on...

Now I'll have to post something else.

15 Minute Sketches Here.,

Response to: Doodlage Posted October 17th, 2008 in Art

At 10/16/08 06:03 PM, mraw wrote: sat on a bench in a field cos i was irritated at somehting and drew this to caaalm dowwn

BOG! (bog?)
It's really cool... I have to try and make a really crammed picture like yours...

And I love seeing Vousielle still posting, Dookiemeister comebacking and people here and there contributing...
I can't post as often as usual... but know that I browse the forum everyday from my jobplace.
Well... have a look at my notebook... If you dare.

Doodlage

Response to: 15 Minute Sketches Here., Posted October 16th, 2008 in Art

At 10/16/08 09:21 AM, Sode wrote: fatman and blobbin'
the new superhero tagteam from DC comics.
In a donut shopt near you!

Word.

Freefallin'

15 Minute Sketches Here.,