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At 7/21/10 05:11 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Alright, request continuation....

Mike, Haggar and Zangief get into Don't Stop Believing, while Yoda busts out the air guitar.

Strangers waiting
Up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people
Living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight people
...
COFFEE BREAK.
(It's the last break...)

At 7/21/10 04:38 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Big Jonny erupting from a toilet.

...
HOLY SHI---*
...

(NEXT!...)

At 7/21/10 04:08 PM, Larkatosa wrote:

At 7/21/10 02:32 PM, DNoack757 wrote:

Now what, humm. How about an scary old lady with an hangbag?

Anybody remember The Old Hag? From The Haunt Of Fear? Nobody? Hey, just asking...
Ooooph, I feel like I've drawn this with the auto-pilot on... Sorry, Lark.
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 03:43 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: If you still need more requests......
Drunken Michaelangelo (TMNT) joining Zangief's and Haggar's karaoke.

Everybody needs a little time away...
I heard her say
from each-ooother...
Even lover's need a holiday
Far away... from each ooother...

Hooold me nooow...
IT'S HARD FOR ME 2 SAY I'M SORRYY...
I just waaant you to staaa-eeyeeyy...
...
...NEXT!

At 7/21/10 03:40 PM, Luwano wrote: The request stock is running low, so I hope you don't mind, if I post another one.

A powerful wizard sheep getting struck by a lightning bolt.

It has a hat, so it has to be powerful.
But a bit klutz...
NEXT!

Heeey, Shady!

At 7/21/10 02:47 PM, TheRealShadman wrote: The fattast bastard I have ever seen trying to ride a unicycle while wielding chainsaws with both hands!!!

I don't know why anybody would want to see this human nutsack in action... But hey, whatever rocks your boat. I botched one of the chainsaws, sorry.
OK... NEXT!

Hmm? Sorry I was eating a sandwich... Sorry.

At 7/21/10 02:32 PM, DNoack757 wrote: Hmmm... i request Fat Superman, I want him to have reeeaaallly let himself go.

Please

My brother gets sad anytime I had to draw something bad about Superman.
Anyways, It can't be worse that what Frank Miller would do with him...
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 01:30 PM, M-Vero wrote: I would like a picture of a disgruntled employee of a fast food burger joint, screaming "NEXT!!"

OK. This is weird. JUST. PLAIN. WEIRD.
Am I starting to feel the effects of exhaustion? Well, I've got quite a while still to call it a day...
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 01:17 PM, Jow279 wrote: Would be cool if you drew a Banana with a jackpack and sunglasses.

Is this Teh Horny Banana? It looks like it.
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 12:19 PM, LegolaSS wrote: im going to request one :3...

a girl who is having a seriously bad day...

much love <3

Lego, it's been ages! I hope you've been doing good!
Choose your title:
No means no or Bad day to be an Art Forum Mod.
...
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 10:55 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: You're doing awesome stuff here, BizarroJoe!

Would you mind drawing an elephant for me? I like elephants. =]

An elephant. A simple request. It should be easy.
Except for the fact that I haven't drawn an elephant seriously since kindergarten. Or maybe never.
To get references for a picture, I have to draw in a badly illuminated room... So I had to draw this practically without seeing properly what I was drawing.
Anyone remember the parable about some blindfolded wisemen and an elephant?
...
Anyway, I hope you like it, Kraig!
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 09:18 AM, Nekow wrote: Wow I was thinking of doing a "whore for a day" today too. Good thing I hesitated, maybe tomorrow.

Sorry... But I'll be looking forward to yours anyway!

For my request I would like you to draw the (newgrounds) Red Baron in a moment of victory, please.

I knew it, you all are part of MindChamber's agenda!
I was saving that for a special moment... But here we go anyway!
A moment of FFFFFFFFNNNNNNNRRRGGGGH!!!

Imagine lightnings, dark clouds and Highlander-like stuff in the background...

NEXT!

At 7/21/10 09:14 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Zangief and Haggar drinking and singing karaoke.

...
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THEE HEAAARRRTTTT
...
NEXT!!!

Excuse me for the delayment, I had to do the dishes...

At 7/21/10 09:09 AM, Luxembourg wrote: I would enjoy if you drew a cute girl playing the violin in an old-fashioned cartoon style, like that of the ancient black-and-white Disney toons.

Steamboat Willie, as a good example.

Please and thank you.

Hmm... The only Disney girls I remember from that age were Minnie Mouse and Clairebelle Cow... When drawing human characters, like Snow White, Disney did a really different approach...
So I think I ended messing up myself... Sorry if this is not what you expected.
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 07:57 AM, argile wrote: Could you draw main characters from the original Dawn of the Dead in a group?

No, I can't.
A posse of four characters? Heavily referenced from real-life actors?!
I'm sorry, but I can't do that now.
You don't think I'm sorry? check my favourites section, movies.
You can't possibly know how much it hurts...
I hope you like this little caricature, though...

LUNCH BREAK
Back in an hour or so...

At 7/21/10 07:50 AM, Kinsei01 wrote: I request some serious boobage.... I'll leave the rest up to you..... but I wanna see boobage.....

yes I have been drinking heavy.... Thank god for spell check....

Kinsei, a role model to us all... Shame on you! Drinking until late mornings and objetifying women while severely intoxicated! You should be embarrased of yourself and...
... Kinsei...? Kinsei? KINSEEEIIII!!!
... Hrrmmfff... NEXT!

At 7/21/10 07:30 AM, Ninjar wrote: I would like a human-sized pigeon inside his vehicle while stuck in traffic with a pigeon-sized human on the hood of the car pushing out a milky unsanitary poop. The human-sized pigeon must look undeniably distraught. :D

This request...
Gosh you REALLY wanted this one that bad, don't you? You ACTUALLY craved for this to be done...
Well, here you have it at last.
NEXT!!!

At 7/21/10 07:16 AM, Luwano wrote: A fortune telling octopus with turban and crystal ball.

I'm glad I didn't miss this thread, you're the godfather of all "whores for a day".

Wait, wat.
SERENDIPITIIIIIEEEEEEYYYY.
And still, no clam for good il' Paul!
I see an angreh octopus in the future...
NEXT!

At 7/21/10 07:14 AM, J-qb wrote: already out of requests? uhmmm octopus paul playing a game of soccer?

As strange as it may sound, yes... I could even take a leak an' all!
But I'm afraid you can't teach new tricks to an old cephalopodus...

At least it's not the dreadful Jabulani...

...NEXT!

At 7/21/10 05:30 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 7/21/10 05:26 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Transformers sitting in a Victorian room looking like stereotypical gentlemen (top hats, monocles, tea etc).

Ooh, I'll hop on the Victorian train, too:

Robot Sherlock Holmes, pliz Joe.

Now I know for sure! It IS really a punishment for bailing on Robot Day!!!
*BWAAAAHHH* I'm sorry! I'm really sorry, honestly! Please, I'm honest! Sorry, MindChamber, I failed you!!! Please, pardon meeee...!!!

... To think I haven't made a Holmes for my own brother... He'll kill me when he sees this...

... NEXT! *sob*

At 7/21/10 05:26 AM, idiot-monarch wrote: Transformers sitting in a Victorian room looking like stereotypical gentlemen (top hats, monocles, tea etc).

Oh GAWD NO.
This is some kind of punishment for missing the Robot Day '10, isn't it?
Robots and dinosaurs were my childhood obsessions... But I'm not able to render them good anymore.
They're my personal Paradise Lost...
...
NEXT!!!

At 7/21/10 04:22 AM, Lintire wrote: A sexy computer covered in strawberry-love pudding.

Anyone still asking why I call these Whore For A Day? Well, this is one of the reasons.
Plug in your USB drive and enjoy, you horny technophile.
NEXT!!!

At 7/21/10 04:21 AM, CloudEater wrote: A character with an unrealistic scary grin and a wooden looking face in a forest environment.

Why can't I get the tune of the movie Phantasm out of my head...?
NEXT!!!

At 7/21/10 04:13 AM, Kweaks wrote: I'd like to see a guy with a coffee mug for a head (but with facial features) slamming on his computer desk in rage at his computer. Coffee spilling out of the mug would be a plus.

You knew about a comic book called TooMuchCoffee Man?
NEXT!!!

At 7/21/10 04:10 AM, ImpendingRiot wrote: A babe firing a really big gun

I misread a bit and I was about to drawing you a baby!
It came off a bit messy... Sorry, pal; I'll try harder next time...
...NEXT!!!

- Once again?
- These are really worn out... What's new this time?

Well, the news is that Whore for a day is going to be the way I've always wanted to be today...
What's the difference with the previous ones, you say?
Oh, you will notice... If you stay here long enough, of course.

THE RULEZ:

- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical(Or traditional) pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times... But who knows when will it end this time.
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

Well, now... Time to git PHYSICAL!!!
WHO'LL BE THA FIRST?!?!?

It's about 10:10 PM now, here.

I got like a 36 or so... I've always been worried about if I have my monitor well-adjusted...
Well, anyways... I'll take a li'l break from my flora & fauna photoes that nobody really care about to propose you another curious topic:

Stupid Little Things That Make You Happy.

Yeah, yeah, I could be just a pathetic loner... But each time I see V this V I got a thrill rush...

I have to private tutor again. Damn it. So I bought a notebook, and seeing the pen was being a bit hard on the paper, I decided to loosen it doodling a bit.
Being my current mood a bit low, I thought it would be great to draw something nice and cheerful, something that rise the spirits of everybody watching it, characters who could put a smile on the face of every moody guy.
But instead of that, I drew clowns.
Meh, that's what you deserve.

At 7/6/10 09:39 PM, Felis wrote:

At 7/3/10 05:02 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
I'd like you to do that nice girl you seem so fond to draw, yeah, the one with the micro-bikini. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

Ouch.

Stitches didn't work, and apparently, neither did staples, against the murderous hands of a stressed, murderous Clown.

This is exactly what I wanted, the way I expected. You have delievered with the skill of a milkman, I'm liking it very much, thanks a lot!
... Still, a little pull on your ear. The way you're managing this thread is not really "whoring", this is just the good ol' request thread. If you really want to take on the "Hoe" experience, you'll have to check your schedule and look for a day in which you can draw for a really long period of time with just the necessary breaks. And leave your dignity at the door mat, of course...
I think one day I'll have to rant about how I made my threads the way I did and what did I get from the experience. But that'll be for another place and another time...
Damn, you really did her just how I wanted her to be... Congrats, man!

At 7/7/10 03:24 PM, Danopus wrote: I didnt put riot in because im too lazy, but here Is Veronica, B-Jo and Danielle.

I'm surprised at how this picture depicts adequately our issues with priapism...