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Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Sex(6) Posted October 2nd, 2010 in Art

Today I got the chance, (Probably the last one in this year and part of the next one.) so here we go!

THE RULEZ:

- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical(Or traditional) pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times... The thread will end when I get exhausted.
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

Will I collapse this time? Chances is that this time, it's likely to happen!

THE FIRST!!!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Sex(6)

Response to: Flood the Portal Fridays! Posted October 1st, 2010 in Art

At 10/1/10 06:26 PM, J-qb wrote: The idea is to post the pics at 8 pm ng-time, not much later. Remember to use the correct preview pic, remember to use the tag: FTPF01.

Remember the tag is ftpf01. Tag words don't allow caps. If you put a capital letter, the tag won't appear.
But if anything happens, you can just edit the image.

This is however not just about flooding, its also about reviewing. Reviewing is just as important (perhaps even more important) than submitting your pic. Try to give as many of the participants as possible a good review.

I'm afraid I won't be able to review much now, tomorrow I must get up at 8:00... (Or sooner...)
Sorry about that.

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted September 27th, 2010 in Art

At 9/27/10 05:13 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: The Silver Scorpion - a disabled, muslim superhero.

Disabled superheroes? How about Professor X, Daredevil, Forge...? Muslim superheroes? A bit tricky, but there's X-Force's Dust, Authority's The Doctor or Excalibur (Faiza Hussain) from Captain Britannia and the M.I.:13... There's more, but I'd have to research.
But I must admit that I can't remember a character with both features combined.
P.S. 01: Marvel owns the "Silver Scorpion" character name since the 40's... Readers of Thunderbolts or Invaders will remember recent apparitions of that character.
P.S. 02: I wonder how Taskmaster's shield has ended as hubcap of that guy's wheelchair. He's not going to be happy...

*sigh*

Art Forum Lounge

Response to: My notebook Posted September 20th, 2010 in Art

At 9/20/10 06:21 PM, Vousielle wrote: Yeah, all of my grandparents died this year, and I haven't been in much of a drawing mood.

Well... I feel kinda sorry for that, but...
...Anyways, it feels good having you back again.
;]

Response to: [talk] Madness Day 2010 Art Contest Posted September 20th, 2010 in Art

At 9/18/10 10:37 AM, argile wrote:
At 9/17/10 01:33 PM, nnaasseerr wrote: Ever, better than I am drawn Hader Hahahahahah Continued progress
I don't think I've seen a character like this in madness.

I DO know where I've seen a character like this.

(Whatever was the reason... just lame.)

[talk] Madness Day 2010 Art Contest

Response to: Doodlage Posted September 14th, 2010 in Art

Stuff I made the day before yesterday.
Hope you enjoy 'em.

Doodlage

Response to: Doodlage Posted September 13th, 2010 in Art

I haven't been to a swimming pool since I was a kid. But last Sunday, I could go to one.
And, apart some skinny-dipping, here's what I got out of it.

Doodlage

Response to: Sketching in flash Posted August 26th, 2010 in Art

At 8/26/10 04:37 PM, MickHarrison wrote: i really enjoy skletching in flash with it's smooth lines and undos
Anyone else mainly draw in flash?
I just finished this one. The method being 'smooth line- delete- repeat until
happy.... next line repeat method'

Oh. MY. GAWD.
You can ACTUALLY do that lines in Flash with a Tablet?!
I just NEED to know more of that. I really need to...

Response to: kellogs smacks look like tiny vag.. Posted August 25th, 2010 in Art

At 8/22/10 12:39 PM, hectordude wrote: a usb stick concept made in my second year

Maybe it's not the most functional of designs but, damn, sure is cool like all hell.
I'm a sucker for those gadgets... But I don't know why I have the urge of riding it and hover to supersonic speeds in a neon-filled landscape...

just chose that name to drag the attention to this. sorry again.

Oh, no,no; actually... I think you're quite right!

Excuse me for posting an image in your thread, but... Hey, you were the one who brought the topic to the table! My apologies, anyway...
But looking at my screen now, I can't explain why I'm feeling the urge to take a gun and scream "Long live the New Flesh"...

kellogs smacks look like tiny vag..

Response to: Street Fighter: Guy Posted August 21st, 2010 in Art

... And well... That's it.
All the drawings I had planned for this thread have been made. So I could say I'm finished with this.
You know... I've been on a streak of failures for some time now. And the weight of all that frustration was getting into me. So I decided to try and finish some of the stuff that could still work out so I could stand on my feet again.
And that's why I bumped this thread again... Not only that, I noticed there was actually people that liked the thread and were interested in this one to be finished. Heck, I've even got a friend who asked me once in a while "Aren't you going back to that Final Fight thread...?" ... And he's not that fond of games really, but he wanted to see the full cast drawn!
Maybe I could bump this with more art in the future. Maybe some WIPs on related illustrations, or some extra files that I could come up with (I remember I wanted to draw the entire Andore family...)
But now, I think I can call it a day so it's time to move to another project...
Until then...

Street Fighter: Guy

Response to: Street Fighter: Guy Posted August 21st, 2010 in Art

And now the second one, which is... The doggie from Bay Area!
When you see this li'l bugger barkin', you can be sure there's gonna be trouble ahead!
...
Mmm... You're now asking why I have drawn this fleabag, aren't you...?
Well, this one was intended for the other most faithful follower of this thread. He was a guy who loved oldschool gaming deeply, but sadly, one day he went off and his account was deleted, so his posts are no longer here... I got really sad when I realized that, but I thought of going on with this picture. Instead of being a little pun among pals, it'd be a reminder of the good moments.
"Yeah, yeah; but why the dog?" You know, the Little Prince asked the aviator for a drawing of a sheep. Being this guy a prince of a more parasitic nature, I always planned of dedicating him a drawing of a puppy. I think that sums up it all...
... Aaaaww, let's cut out the crap, This would be the text as I'd probably have written it... before the aforementioned guy eventually came back. ;)
Argile, man, this one's for you!

You're not that good at hiding yourself, you know...

Excuse me for the prank, and hope you like it.

Street Fighter: Guy

Response to: Street Fighter: Guy Posted August 21st, 2010 in Art

At 8/20/10 12:58 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Mike Haggar..... best character ever.

And this isBig-J's seal of approval! This one was hard, you know... But I think I got the looks of the mayor of Metro City at last. Glad you liked it!

At 8/20/10 01:17 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: There's more coming? Most excellent!!

Yeah, I had two extra pics planned!

*does electric guitar noises*

O, the times of CAPCOM's SNES chiptunes and their trademark midi synth-guitar riffs! Anbody remember Megaman X, X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse or Slam Masters? Absolutely BOGUS, dude!

This is the best hijacked thread evar! Great work BizarroJoe!

Hijacking sounds a bit ugly... I just recycled a thread nobody used and it turned into this... I also want to encourage people once again to show their Final Fight love here!
And thank you lots for the props... I'm really interested in hearing feedback from people who actually played this game and hope they can have a pleasent trip round the memory lane.

And now, time for some extra pics! These are meant as a nod to the faithful followers of this thread!

The first one is for Big-Johnny-13! So here's Carlos for you!
Carlos Miyamoto is a hispanic-japanese ninja who happens to be some sort of squatter in Haggar's city hall... So when Guy's bride is abducted and the mayor goes on to help Maki's distress call, Carlos offers to come along (probably to skip this month's bill...).
I loved this blue jeans-clad ninja back then... I thought he looked damn cool. As a fighter, he's balanced and has cool moves and... And... Well, he's Cody with a different sprite. <:)
Since Final Fight 2, Carlos hasn't shown up that much... I remember he was the host of a gag strip series in CAPCOM's japanese homepage some years ago, though... So I thought it would be nice to show him some love here and draw some ninja... dedicated to another ninja.

Special Technique: Especially good with knives.
Carlos
can use knives in hand-to-hand combat without throwing them. Refer to Cody's file for more reference...

I hope you like it Big-J-13!

Street Fighter: Guy

Response to: Street Fighter: Guy Posted August 20th, 2010 in Art

At 8/19/10 06:53 AM, wenhal wrote: Wouldn´t it look better hand-drawn?
At 8/19/10 01:36 PM, M-Vero wrote: It is hand drawn
At 8/19/10 01:47 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: This asshole is just copy-pasting what people posted earlier in the thread.

Probably the guy was spamming the forums just to sell some of his shoes...

Time for today's character, Haggar!
His slow speed and punching speed may cause him to be a bit tricky for some players, but boy, his reach and strength really makes up for that, honestly. On my copy of GBA Final Fight One, the top score at the ranking list is attained with this character... If that's not proof enough on how good he is... (Normal difficulty, just one extra life, bonus lives at 200000 each, no continues.)
BTW: Slam Masters on XBLA NOW! Let's all unite to make CAPCOM do it!

Special Technique: Pile driver.
Just grab some punk by the neck and push the jump button, then push attack button! Pummel the poor chap unto the ground and crush any thug unfortunate enough to be under you in that fateful moment! Fun for everyone!

...

Hmm...
... That's it...
All the Final Fight cast has been drawn already.
Officially, I'd have finished my job here...

... But stay tuned for a bit more, would you?

Street Fighter: Guy

Response to: Street Fighter: Guy Posted August 19th, 2010 in Art

At 8/18/10 11:14 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Aww shucks, thanks man. Yeah, it was the SNES port, cause that's the only one I've played.

Heheh... Yeah, I could tell. ;D

At 8/18/10 02:15 PM, MajesticBob wrote: Did Joe totally hijack this thread? Lol. Good stuff.

Thanks! In fact, I just "recycled" this thread. I'd actually love to see more people showing their love for Final Fight here... Anyways, my job of portraiting all the characters will finish this week, so, in the unlikely chance of people thinking they would cut the streak if they post art here, well, they won't have to wait much...

Now, time for today's character, Cody!
The all-around balanced character that is always a good choice for loners!
I just love how Cody has developed a unique personality through the years. Now he's an anti-hero who fights for the sake of it... Lots of interesting plots come to my head with that in mind!

Special Technique: Especially good with knives.
Cody
can use knives in hand-to-hand combat without throwing them at the enemy. Just wait for a goon to come close enough and the blade will flash red. You can now attack without losing your weapon! A knife in Cody's hands is the most deadly weapon in the game and is actually a good alternative to the good ol' punchin'.

I hope you like it!

Street Fighter: Guy

Response to: Street Fighter: Guy Posted August 18th, 2010 in Art

At 8/17/10 10:30 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: I did end up making that Final Fight poem. It's the last one I wrote.

Beautiful, man. Beautiful...
It really brings a tear to my eye... As well as it'd so the same to the character feautured in this post... (You did that inspired by the SNES port, didn't you?)

Anyways, here's Guy, the 39th sucessor of the Bushin-style ninja combat!
A nimble character who happens to be damn cool. I just love using him in Street Fighter.

Special Technique: Off-the-wall jump.
Jump against a wall (or a destructable object tall enough, like a phone booth or similar.) and as soon you touch it, push the jump button again to bounce back against it. Pushing the attack button now will result in a devasting high-speed flying kick with improved hit detection and greater damage.

You know, Actually I never saw anybody use this in the arcades...

I hope you like it!

Street Fighter: Guy

Response to: Street Fighter: Guy Posted August 17th, 2010 in Art

... Finish the fight...

It's been a long and tiresome trip. You've walked during a whole night to get here. But it all ends now.
Belger, the head of the Mad Gear gang is here at last. But he's not going to hand over Jessica so easily.
He comes riding a motorized wheelchair shooting a crossbow, and on top of that, using Jessica as a human shield. As soon as you break his ride and take the girl out of his hairy clutches, you'll discover the guy is quick and nimble as a butterfly, jumping afar from your position to shoot yourself at please (His attack pattern is very similar to Captain Commando's Shtrom.). Not only that, he will call his remaining minions, including the Andore with the longest lifebar you'll ever see (Actually, I'd say he has more stamina than Belger himself.)...
Is he not the cheapest and dirtiest piece of scumbag you've ever seen or what?
...
So it seems the odds are against you... But that blasted cuntbag didn't count with your rapid fire-like punches which can deal with his bolts easily... And if you stick to his position, you'll find he's a wimp when it comes to hand-to-hand combat (Actually, I don't know if he has any close combat attack.), so don't let him him escape far and...
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!

Well, that finishes all the baddies... But this thread has not come to its end yet. Stay tuned...

Street Fighter: Guy

Response to: Draw Your Favourit Game Character Posted August 12th, 2010 in Art

Sorry to interrupt the Sonic discussion...
Last night I suffered from a huge attack of nostalgia remembering the good ol' times of Nekketsu Downtown Monogatari... Known as Street Gangs here in Europe... Which was just like your NA version River City Ransom just with a different logo.
*Aaaaaah*... Good times, good times...

Draw Your Favourit Game Character

Response to: Hot women II (nswf) (nswf) Posted August 11th, 2010 in Art

Lots of cool drawings in this page, aren't they?
I decided to take another chance in what I think it must be a quite common exercise in art schools, but that I knew thanks to an advice given by ReNaeNae (given to another people... <:] ): Getting to draw from your reference... Upside-down.
Good Lord, you'll feel really lost and desperate... Forget about all you've learnt before: You'll have to count with your "good eye" and your hand skill... I suppose that's why it makes it a good exercise...
The result was still a bit of a caricature (but quite honest, though.) of Ms. Wu in all her surgically-obtained glory. I hope you like it anyway...

spiral also scanned for the lawlz.

Hot women II (nswf) (nswf)

Response to: Doodlage Posted August 11th, 2010 in Art

At 8/10/10 08:08 AM, argile wrote: Why how could you forget after a short burst of glimpse ,it's kind of hard to forget a face like that honestly... There's no way it could been a age factor could it like how the neaurons would stop producing cells that go for the short and long term memory? ...How fast did you have to do them exactly?

You know, I'm an old fart... Lots of shit happens during the day, so I'd eventually forget that unusual countenance... And I also thought it would be a good exercise, too. It'd take maybe five minutes... After all, I was doing that in a moving bus, so you have to stop often and wait for the vehicle to go steady and not to tremble too much... that stuff. Hey, the guy was not a Schwarzenneger look-a-like, but he could pass as a Terminator allright!
Can't post without pic, so here's some from a previous day.

Doodlage

Response to: Doodlage Posted August 10th, 2010 in Art

At 7/18/10 07:18 AM, Lintire wrote: In the meantime, heres a really, really old sketch that I half-turned (Never finished and eventually deleted) into a fanart for Iji.

That stance suggests me lots of things... And all of them really indecent. Don't feed the smut-monger!

At 7/23/10 05:26 AM, CloudEater wrote:
At 7/8/10 11:47 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: But instead of that, I drew clowns.
Those clowns are so awesome... I wish I could draw good like that.

Gosh, thanks a lot! Glad to know those fellas were able to brighten someone's day, after all.

More doodling in the bus.

With the private tutoring, come the long bus rides again. So today, I managed to scribble something in my "most amazing" (story for later...) notebook. Rearranged for sake of space.
The shades guy on the corner was a bloke I caught a glimpse of through the window. He had a big white band-aid covering his eye with that sunglasses over it, and he looked kinda imposing and awesome... So I tried to draw that image as fast as I could so I wouldn't forget that easily.
Hope you like them!

Doodlage

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 23rd, 2010 in Art

Thank you very much for all the appreciation this thread has gotten after its closure, guys.
I have to stand in front of the highlights again because I realized I missed a request from the first page...

At 7/21/10 08:02 AM, tomocles wrote: a secret agent reaching from the rafters to steal gum from a goon. :D

You know, I didn't knew that "reach from the rafters" phrase... I had to look for it and yet, I had to make some research 'cause it seemed that no site explained it properly!
Well, a tad late, but here it is. I hope you like it...
...
You know, now that I've been forced to bump this again, I thought about commenting my own work... But maybe in another moment. Or never.
'Till next time!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

Response to: Sock's Reverse B-day! (whore 4 Day) Posted July 22nd, 2010 in Art

At 7/22/10 05:55 PM, Sockembop wrote: You ladies are very lucky. It's very unusual, actually. Normally Penos doesn't take this well to women. You see his mother was a Vaginadactyl and tried to eat him alive when he was young. Ever since he's this phobia of... but enough about that. There must be something very different about you girls for him to take such a shining to you, I just can't quite put my finger on it...

YEEEESSSSS!!! This is GREAT!
That creature is so adorable... I'd love to have it as a pet, but where I live, they aren't allowed... And anyway, this is still a fierce and undomitable beast (In fact, there are three of us flying with Penos... BigJohnny is still in his stomach... OR NOT! Maybe that's why he had to raise from the loo...)
And I must say you captured M-Veronique and myself perfectly! I hope not to slip on Penos' bareback...
Thank you very much and Happy Birthday, Sock'M'Bop!!!

Response to: Sock's Reverse B-day! (whore 4 Day) Posted July 22nd, 2010 in Art

You know something? 3 weeks ago I was about to make a "Whore for a B-Day" too...
Gosh, you really gone far, dude... Raw anal sex live in the Art Forum goes beyond the awesome... And that was just for starters. I'm enjoying this one a lot, congratulations!
My request organ has withered away, so it's very difficult for me to ask for something...
I know! I'd like to have a magical flying joyride riding Penos, the hydra monster! I'd look nice in my "working suit"... Oh, given the fact that Penos has two heads, I'd be glad to have company! You choose who!
Rockin' good, mate!

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 21st, 2010 in Art

At 7/21/10 08:19 PM, PixelCake wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/pixel cake/joy-ride that lovely lady, perhaps?

Only half-vulcan, boys! She's not an emotional icicle, way to go!
I know this idea is cheesy, but with a bit more time and vectors, it could work all right.
And knowing something about Star Trek would also help...

Don't I owe you more tinkerbelle? D:

I think we owe you more than you could owe us, Mandie...
...
... And, people, I'm beat. It's about 4:00 AM here... So I think we can call it a day now...
END OF THE THREAD.
Almost 18 hours and 32 drawings... Meh, not bad. Still, there's plenty of room to beat this...
I want to thank everybody who requested a pic, especially those who even came back to say thanks. I really needed that. And there was even people which didn't request! (Hyptosis, to be honest you were the one who inspired me in one of your recent threads...).
JqB, I was on duty! I couldn't answer PM, even less make decissions! I'll respond you another day... Don't get mad at me.
Another special acknowlegdement to my Art Buddies... Thank you millions for visiting me and cheering me up. You rock, people.
And for beer, party and sheep.
So long!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 21st, 2010 in Art

At 7/21/10 08:19 PM, MrFyasko wrote: you should draw me but i want to be exploding a sheep with my mind.......

OK, Stop for a minute. I've been like 17 hours here and I don't know what has happened to the world, so, if you don't mind...
Can anybody please, explain to me when the sheep declared war on humanity and why everybody's holding so much hatred against them?
...
Next...

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 21st, 2010 in Art

At 7/21/10 08:07 PM, Luwano wrote: Ok, could you give this tough warrior a girlfriend?

You... I mean, me... GODDAMMIT...!
You name her. Softia, Creamy, Gelatta... What do I know! Find a pun with ice-creams yourself...
*phew*
Next...

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 21st, 2010 in Art

At 7/21/10 08:06 PM, Wivernryder wrote: I would like to see Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking Hitler into the sun.

Oooph, oof, oooooph... Memes and Hitler... We're really going down.
If the rest of requests are going to be like this one, I'd be better going to bed.
... Next...

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 21st, 2010 in Art

At 7/21/10 07:06 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Draw Yoda, Zangief, Haggar and Mike and me toasting our beers after a night of epicness.

Some people will never know what they've missed...
...
... next?

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 21st, 2010 in Art

At 7/21/10 05:39 PM, Sockembop wrote: Draw Penos the Hydra Monster as if it were the spaceship in a side-scrolling space shooter fighting sheep in jet packs, please :D

Just a thing... Have you tried Namco's Dragon Spirit?
I just love that game.
NEXT!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.

Response to: Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day. Posted July 21st, 2010 in Art

At 7/21/10 05:17 PM, Ashman wrote: i just wanna see an appearance of bizarrojo-anne and m-veronica, they always brighten up a thread

think i got the names right, i demand the whores :3

Well... What do you think of my new top? It's trendy, don't you think so?

How many times I've cross-dressed in this forum now?

NEXT!

Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Whole Day.