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At 10/2/10 09:23 PM, AwesomeSaurus wrote: Draw a pic of yourself drawing these pics

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At 10/2/10 08:51 PM, Viridis wrote: a moose with a mustache driving a convertible :3

As you wish.
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At 10/2/10 07:57 PM, Kosuk wrote: If im not to late...

Draw a dragon with a mustache! : D

A Dragon with a moustache.
And now, I'm going to get more paper and sharpen my pencil... Sorry, Kosuk.
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At 10/2/10 06:45 PM, Boss wrote: Draw Ice cube beating up his evil twin

And now, back to the wack...
But... Is there a good Ice Cube?

The guy ruined "Ghosts Of Mars" to me... Where the heck was Kurt Russell?

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At 10/2/10 03:47 PM, JackDGreatest wrote: Amazing work, I would like to see a robot pirate.

Programmed for swashbuckling!
This could be the mascot for the Talk like a Pirate Robot Day '11...

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At 10/2/10 03:26 PM, Nekow wrote: Good day to you, sir. Draw Courage the Cowardly Dog, pretty please.

Here is 1:30 AM, Nekow... But good day to you, anyways!
See? That's what I needed now. Something simple, like Courage the Easygoing Dog...

Thanks a lot, Nekow.

COFFEE BREAK.

The final break... Back in a while...

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At 10/2/10 03:26 PM, Jow279 wrote: Rainbown Mika doing wrestling with a Female version of Hakan
Both Oiled up . . . . S:P

Oh Gawd... You can't ask for something simple...
I mean, yeah, it's cool, but... I'm kinda...
*sigh*
Yeah, yeah, I'll shut my trap now...
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At 10/2/10 03:14 PM, M-Vero wrote: If you are BizarroJoe, what does AverageJoe look like?

This is something that is still in development.
AverageJoe is my doppelganger from an alternate universe. Visually is not much different from me. He works in a bank, and you could say he's a man of success. He has a good income, and a family. His hobbies are scarce: just talking about soccer or any dull topic like that with the workmates. Some night, he goes to a bar with people from the job, or his wife.
Curiously enough, nobody went to his funeral.
I'm not the only user with a doppelganger: There's also Pixelfake (Mindy LeScam), and more... But don't ask me more about them, OK?

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At 10/2/10 03:11 PM, Little-Eise wrote: Can you draw me a giant birthday cake with a raptor in a birthday hat popping out of the top?

Little-Eise's last birthday.

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At 10/2/10 01:06 PM, PixelCake wrote: if you could do this, that'd be sweet OuO

Ooooh... Let me guess... Is this your Roliana Halloween avatar?
Well, here you have it. It's a bit complex... So I haven't added many dark tones (Just the cat ears and the back bat wing) so you can see it better.

I might have to lineart some of these sketches if that's ok ;3

It's fine for me! =D

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At 10/2/10 11:20 AM, TaraGraphics wrote: Godzilla eating hamburgers made from buildings. and please, do add SFX: NOM,NOM,NOM
Thanks:D

Here you go.
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At 10/2/10 10:57 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Fuck, I probably already missed this Whore for a day....
If not, can you draw a viking riding a dinosaur into battle

No, you didn't!
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At 10/2/10 10:54 AM, argile wrote: Can do you a drawing of a band member from GWAR ? like Balsac the Jaws of Death?

Oh, Gawd, those are still on the road!?
ROCK'N'ROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
Heheheh.
SANDWICH BREAK

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At 10/2/10 10:34 AM, GrumpyTom wrote: Batman close up serious face saying "it's kay"

you appreciate the humour if you've played arkham asylum

And given the fact I haven't played Arkham Asylum... Not, I can't appreciate the humour.
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At 10/2/10 09:44 AM, Zombie-Eskimo wrote: can you draw....a vexon?

I knew that I'd have to do one of your little critters!
Seeing that you've opened recently a thread requesting help to flesh out your brainchildren, you can consider this my contribution to that. Sorry I haven't time to explain the whys and becauses of this design. Still, I hope it can be of help for you.

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At 10/2/10 09:20 AM, scultr wrote: How about Rambo making suggestive, flirty motions at the Terminator?

Making the inner erotism of 80's action flicks more explicit...
These are becoming more and more sketchy... Sorry about that.
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At 10/2/10 09:17 AM, Felis wrote: A parachuting Guile kicking a terrorist in the face.

EASY*OPERATION
(For Guile... For me, this is starting to hurt... BITE THE BULLETTTTT)
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At 10/2/10 09:14 AM, Otto wrote: Could you draw me playing drums?

I'm on the right.

Oh, Otto... Now you can band with the girl with the straight sax...
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At 10/2/10 09:06 AM, LegolaSS wrote: lol some fantastic artwork so far!...

Thanks!!!

How about flood on friday cat a week before this friday been rehomed into newgrounds... :3

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What's that supposed to mean...? MY BRAIN ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE.
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At 10/2/10 08:47 AM, Peglay wrote: Draw Tom riding a penicorn xD
That would be interesting to see ;)

No, Tom, you're not in a merry-go-round, don't touch that rod, don't, don't DON'T NOTNOTNONO!...
Shit...
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At 10/2/10 08:42 AM, AIRYman50 wrote: Draw chuck Norris roundhouse kicking Jesus in the face.

What. The. Fuck.
Lame. Consider yourself lucky, I was about to make you just stick figures. But somebody must have sacrificed me a virgin, 'cause my mood has lifted enough to actually make this.
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At 10/2/10 07:00 AM, Ninjar wrote: Two roosters having a cock fight.

.. interpret that how you will, but if you decide not to..
Two Eco-Friendly gangsters badgering a fellow senior citizen about how smoking is bad and give them the impression that the old fart needs to pick up his lit cigarette off the ground.

.. and if that is too much to draw...
Two cups of milk fighting over a cookie. ;)

Option B.
I found it the most funny idea of them all, and I've tried a really quick drawing approach to it.
So it was fun, after all!

LUNCH BREAK.
... Back in a while...

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At 10/2/10 05:52 AM, Havegum wrote: Draw a cool guy wearing glasses with feathers attached to it!

Damn, the idea was nice, but it didn't came off as good as expected... I've been clumsy. Sorry...

This one's also for you, Turkey!

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At 10/2/10 05:39 AM, Luwano wrote: An oktoberfest waitress carrying hilariously many german beer jugs.

My, aren't we feeling seasonal today?
Now that I look at this... Why haven't I did this before?!?

There's no festivity called "Scotchtoberfest"... Or IS THERE?!?

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At 10/2/10 05:20 AM, test-object wrote: Indiana Jones and Han Solo having cowboy gay sex.

||3

Man... What about the RULES?!?
And on top of that, reference, more than one character...
No mercy... No mercy at all...
... And what's that "Cowboy sex"? Meh, I suppose it must something like this.
Enjoy your Ultimate Orgy fanart, you horny Lucasfan.
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At 10/2/10 05:20 AM, Spiddles wrote: Waldo, from Where's Waldo series, as an old drunken man who's rambling about the "good ole days."

My parents never bought me a "Waldo" book.
THIS IS MY REVENGE.
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At 10/2/10 05:16 AM, WiZBiN-Yoshi-1 wrote: nice stuff , ninja girl with panda outfit and katana :)

Bamboo doesn't return strikes...
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At 10/2/10 04:59 AM, Lintire wrote: Sexy Evil Cyborgs with some Blueberry Bubblegum on the side, please.
Table 46

I don't have the slightest FUCK'N idea of what are you trying to ask.
And I can't go drawing too much items... So you got just one Sexy Evil Cyborg.
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At 10/2/10 04:40 AM, poxpower wrote: Draw Darth Vader riding a bicycle.

Heeey, Pox, it's been ages!
Combining two topics in which I'm almost a complete ignorant: Star Wars and cycling.

Sorry, pal...

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At 10/2/10 04:11 AM, ImpendingRiot wrote: A hot chick wearing a pumpkin

Damn, it's Halloween so near?
Sorry for being slow...
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