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I've been banging my 16 year old girlfriend for months now. Its odd... I never really thought of myself as a pedo.

Now roleplay will have a realistic attribute and be sooo much sweeter.

I did. Their last CD wasn't what they used to be, but it did have a few good songs. But their newest attempt is great!!!11one

Anyone else picked up Define the Great Line?

So there are no takers at all?

At 5/30/06 02:30 AM, lolbanz0r wrote:

At 5/30/06 02:26 AM, BinjinPurj wrote: I think two is more than enough.

because we all base our liking or dilikeing of ones band based on 2 songs.

Well what do you think is a better #?

At 5/30/06 02:24 AM, lolbanz0r wrote:

At 5/30/06 02:22 AM, BinjinPurj wrote: - And, at the most, two songs

OH WOW!

going out on a limb i see.

Yeah, well I don't have TONS of space to host so until I get more, I think two is more than enough.

Okay. I just designed and put up a site. On this site, I want to host my own graphics and designs, but more importantly, I want to host bands under my music page. And just indie bands, local bands, etc.

I host totally for free. All that I ask is you give me:

- Some pictures to work with, especially if you want a custom header, etc
- A biography for your band
- And, at the most, two songs

If you go on to my site, located here (keep in mind that the content of the site is nowhere near finish yet), you can get an idea if what is there. Under the music section, take a look at the band called "The EPS." They are a local band that I am very good friends with. Each band area would look very much like this, except that the music would be at the bottom (they recorded this weekend and the songs are coming next Monday.)

If you are interested or know anyone that would be, please leave me a reply or IM me a binjinpurj on AIM.

Thanks

~ Zakk

Hey man, your just what I am looking for.

I am starting a website... actually its already up but I'm still working on the content of the site... but anyway... just for this. I will host your band, a biography, a short "review" of what I think of you, pictures of yall, and up to two songs.

Free.

You can check out what I have here. You can go to the music section, then to the band called "The EPS." I have all of their stuff up except their songs, which were recorded this weekend and will be up next Monday.

If you're interested, leave a reply or IM me at binjinpurj on AIM.

Thanx

~ Zakk

Help?

At 2/11/06 12:02 PM, -Shadic- wrote:

At 2/11/06 12:02 PM, AshfordPride wrote: I really hate it when people pull this "Reverse Racism". Why cant we just have equality? Why does ANY race need to be glorified and treated better?

Because black people are getting even.

If it was 150 years ago, by GOD I wouldn't care if they were getting even but me, and the rest of the people of the day haven't done a Goddamned thing to them.

Ok... hear me out. I love Unreal Tournament... and I decided to reinstall it since I formatted my computer... simple enough.

I was installing it and I put in the 5 disc and after a bit it gives me trouble and stops installation. I take it out and my 5 disc has a huge scratch on it and it is unable to play... NO! What am I to do? I don't want to rebuy it again for one measly disc! is there any hope? Could anyone like... idk zip the 5 disc and send it to me???

Thanx for any help recieved...

~ Zakk

At 2/3/06 04:09 PM, SatanicMilkCarton wrote: Not bad, Those beeps and shit were pretty annoying though.
And the signing was a little too screamy, try actuly signing the lyrics. Guitar work was pretty acurate though, nice job.

Yeah I know the beeps are really REALLY annoying... you wouldn't happen to know anything about Guitar Tracks Pro would you? Thats the program I'm using, and I was wondering if there is something I could change to remove it...

Thanx

Updated it a little bit...

Btw, the only parts that are mine are the guitars and vocals, the backing track came from www.guitarbt.net

Good... thought so...

Anyway... if you like 'em, check out this cover that I did of "Raining Blood."

See it here: My PureVolume

Thanks alot... and I love critique...

~ Zakk

Note: I appologize for the beeps at the beginning and end... its after-effects of effects in the programs I used...

Wel all know its a scam... but wouldn't it be a killer piece in the center of the room?

"Hey Jimmy... what do you have a beam in the floor for?"

"Ohh well Timmy, thats the haunted beam I bought from a crazy Georgia farmer on eBay!"

"Ahh...."

Well, it is an excellent idea but I have only one concern... something that MAKES your hair fall out can't be too safe... comeon think about what your RUBBING ON YOUR BALLS... idk I think I'll stick to shaving...

At 1/22/06 12:20 AM, -Buddhist- wrote: You and the 900,000 other people and bands that have done this cover.

Metallica, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, everyone has done this cover.

You're right but its an easy and fun cover to do, especially for a novice player.

I got bored and decided to to cover this... Its a full cover w/o vocals unless you count those "grunts" I threw in in the beginning...

Just thought I would throw it on here and see what some other people thought...

Thanx, and comments are really appreciated.

www.purevolume.com/binjinpurj

At 12/29/05 08:30 PM, bigexplosions wrote: I can help.

Umm... how can you help?

At 12/29/05 08:35 PM, Jessicasso wrote: Been there, done that (for about 7 years now)! If the artist isn't active or if they just think that you're gonna do all of it for them, then it makes it very difficult.

I can't help ya with the php part of it though and you have to be extremely careful with who's submitting what because most people that think that they can sing really can't at all.

I also don't know if you made the layout or what but that layout lags a lot, so you might want to either make it smaller or dump the animated snow.

Well I want to make it pretty simple... I want to base some of it off of Purevolume.com. I like the way they have things set up, but with so many people there small bands get no recognition at all. Also, I think that kind of portal system would benefit everyone.

Things should be pretty simple tho, as I see it all templated out. I mean, the bands just put in their name, type in some biography stuff, maybe upload some pics, then put their songs in through the portal. The songs would show up both on the band's page and the portal (until it gets bumped off by others).

Ehh... I was bored... took like 2 seconds...

Ok, let me start off my saying the site I'm trying to create is NOT another stupid-assed fucking retarded portfolio site... damnit I'm tired of those... ANYWAY...

The purpose of this site is to provide a place for up-and-coming artists to post their material and get recognition. In its finished state, it will have a place for each band to upload a biography, songs, pictures, and even artwork. Also, there will be a portal for the songs to enter through. Once they enter the portal, they will be voted on and accordingly ranked. There, users can comment and critique each song and the band. However, unlike many portal-based sites, no items can be blammed simply because it isn't any good. The site's puropse is to try and tell people what they need to do to become better. The only way an entry to the portal can be removed is it is simply spam. You can flag an item and a group of mods will be notified and the item would be removed, like any other portal system.

The template that I did for the site can be located here.

The point of all of this is that I need some serious help. I have a VERY limited experience of coding. I mean, I can slice and code the template so that it works, but I have not the slightest idea on how to start the portal system or anything else.

If you would like to help me out, IM me on AIM or say so on here. I need a few people that are experienced in coding that could make this site become a reality.

Thanx.

~ Zakk

I put up a little bit different version...

Thanx

This is a little cover I am in the works of doing of Slayer's Raining Blood. I got bored... and I wanted to ask what people thought about it...

People... my mic is a headset... so yeah quality isn't the best. I was playing around a little at the beginning to make sure my guitar sounded ok. It isn't finished because my distortion pedal died... batteries are gay.

Thanx

www.purevolume.com/binjinpurj

... is he black?
... wow there are going to be alot of pissed-off rednecks...

... lol this is hilarious... Jesus has a Xanga!

I got bored and typed in Jesus in the search bar on Xanga and... yeah look what I found...

http://www.xanga.com/tha_big_JC

:D

Well.. I restarted my computer... twice... and after the second attempt I was successful... yep. I am a happy man... : D

At 10/23/05 08:29 PM, leareC wrote: just download WINMX

Its not Winamp... because no media at all will play in ANY program, including Windows Media Player or recording programs that I have... God this is pissing me off...

No nothing is wrong with the media itself... but no programs will play anything at all. Nothing...

Its like the driver is fucked or something... idk but I really need some help...

Ok... I was listening to my Winamp today... and all of a sudden it stopped playing. And now no media will play at all... through any programs. No video... mp3s.... nothing. I have no idea why it did... could be anything I suppose but I need help really bad because I live for music and... if your a smoker you know what I'm going through... I swear to GOD its that bad.

Please... can anyone help me?

Thank you