4,601 Forum Posts by "BeFell"
At 9/18/07 10:03 PM, Kev-o wrote: Not only does it exploit workers of the third world, but it takes jobs from Americans, and exploits the Earth. When jobs are taken from Americans to other countries, it makes them open towards bigotry, racism, and xenophobia. It's not independent corporations that are the problem, it's capitalism, and Free Trade.
If you live in America and the only job you can get is something a Cambodian making six cents an hour can do, I think it's time to just kill yourself.
You see, this is why these countries don't need social welfare, it just breeds ignorant state dependent hippies who spend all their time on the internet bitching about complex economic systems they don't understand.
At 9/15/07 06:23 PM, Malachy wrote: "we're going to have this....and this...and that...and our song will be...and the seating will be..." while all the while I'm thinking "fuck, I need to get her a ring!!"
Doesn't the ring purchase traditionally come before the engagement?
This friend voucher thing is making me really sad.
Do any of you own a Wii and Metroid Prime 3: Corruption.
If so PM me and I'll let you see my bobblehead.
I meant Flora of course, it's been a while since Biology 101.
At 8/31/07 12:41 AM, fli wrote:
Stereotypical homosexual activities can earn income.
Flowers over the internet is a very intriguing idea, how well is this market covered? I've looked around at few sites that came up in a goggle search and their interfaces were hideous. If somebody were to put something together with a polished web site as opposed to monstrosities with out of place jpegs I've been looking at I think there could be real potential for revenue. Of course you'd also need a pretty large stock of exotic fauna to back it up. What are you thinking in terms of a 5 year plan?
There looks to be a lot of fun and potential involved, collecting rare specimens, testing crossbreads, you should definitely think about this beyond terms of few extra bucks on the side.
Also don't forget to pay your taxes.
At last I see the motivation in my wife's actions, or inactions rather.
If my home brewed GHB doesn't work out I'm calling you Fli.
One of my congressmen is whining and bitching about Muslim senators and Hindu prayers while one of my Senators was arrested for cottaging. I'd say the time is ripe for me to get into politics. If only I didn't have evidence of a fury fetish posted all over the internet.
Wow, I don't have cable so I found out about the murders by reading the article on CNN's website. It's really odd that they didn't make any mention of race and I had no idea the victims were black. I was pretty outraged until just now when this topic informed me that it was actually black people who died, I mean what a relief.
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Alright fellow members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, everyone knows that "MORMONS R TEH SUXXOR" threads should be abandoned by page 3, trust me on this one. It's pretty obvious that depth of knowledge most of the debaters here have about Mormonism was gleamed from a 22 minute parody ordained by the South Park guys. Unfortunately most of these dumb asses missed the point that all religions are idiotic if you think about them long enough, one should judge a religion based on the principals it teaches rather than the crazy story of it's origin.
Just so I don't leave you whiny little Mormon haters hanging here are some closing points, you may respond and argue as you like however, I will not respond for am lazy and you are retarded.
Let's start with a bunch of Jews taking a boat to America. I seem to recall a story about some guy who built a boat big enough for two of every animal on Earth aboard it. Most Christians eat this up without too much bitching, are you telling me that it actually sounds more ridiculous to claim some other guys with at least a thousand years worth of better technology couldn't build a little boat to get them across an Ocean. How did they know how to do it, oh I don't know maybe God told them before he got such a stick up his butt about confirming his existence.
Now let's discuss the DNA linking modern Native Americans to Asians. The Mormon church does not claim that every single Native American was accounted for by descent from Israel, Is it not possible that the Northern tribes crossed the ice bridge and the Jewish ones were slaughtered by the Spaniards. Also let's just sit and contemplate what thousands of years worth of dilution of DNA can lead to.
Next, did Christ visit America? It always somewhat puzzles me when people argue this one, did Christ not come down and kick it with a Jews for a little while after his reserrection? That's in the Bible isn't it? If there were Jews in America too what exactly is the indisputable logic that would prevent him from visiting them too? Was his Visa maxed out?
Finally we come to polygamy, if all Mormons support polygamy and the forced marriage of 14 year old girls then I'm pretty sure it's safe to say all Catholics support the raping of 8 year old boys.
I guess what this argument really comes down to is all religions sound pretty stupid, you can either adjust your beliefs to fit modern knowledge and look stupid or you can stick to your guns, deny logic and look just as stupid. The fact is all religions have shit that doesn't make any fucking sense, who gives a shit? If somebody's religion makes them happy and helps them to be a good person all you naysayers can lay the fuck off, it's not like you're adding any extra value to society being a whiny little bitch.
What I'm reallying trying to say here is those of you who are of faith, those of science and those of stupidity can all lick my balls, we'll see who has the last laugh at the rapture.
Most experts agree that the Bush tax cuts made the 2001 recession one the most mild in history.
As far as job creation, let's look at the spikes in the 1980s then again in the early 2000s and ponder. http://www.bls.gov/web/cpseea1.pdf
I know you guys like to make stuff up to make it seem like your point of view is the correct one but contradicting well known fact just makes you look kind of silly.
At 8/3/07 12:42 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:At 8/3/07 12:27 AM, tony4moroney wrote: Symbolism.Ok so what you're trying to get across is that you're retarded....
The spaghetti woman represents polygamy --> sex
The man represents fundamentalist mormons idolizing sex
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IDOLATRY
That's not very nice, obviously he is just lashing out because he can't reconcile his homosexual persuasion with literal Christian dogma. He should be pittied.
At 8/2/07 11:25 PM, stafffighter wrote: Seven made me a sig. Now my life is better than yours
My wife made me a picture of a bare ass Mormon.
Have you ever noticed 20 something year olds are the biggest whiny bitches about the show? It makes sense if you think about it, Bart and Lisa appeal to children while adults can relate to Homer and Marge. Once people grow out of the Bart and Lisa stage it's possible that the show does become unappealing to them because the adult humor is aimed at the generation ahead of them. I remember my dad laughing his ass off at a Moody Blues cameo while I sat there wondering, "Who the fuck are they?" It boggles my mind when someone refers to a show who's most parodied items are Citizen Kane and the Godfather as immature. The Simpsons doesn't need to grow with it's audience because it already covers a broad spectrum of age ranges, perhaps you just need to grow into it again.
At 7/29/07 03:06 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote:At 7/29/07 02:24 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: I say The Simpsons has gone from being the guy you could hang out with at high school and they were fun, they were witty, and they were always good to meet up with. But, ten years on, the guy is trying the same shtick, but it asin't funny anymore, so he has to try and get cheap laughs to keep you entertained, they aren't as much fun because they seem to have got lost along the way, and there's times you feel sorry for them because they used to be so much more than they are now.I totally agree. But if you yourself never grew out of that kind of humor (ahem, BeFell, stafff) then it's still great stuff to you. And there is nothing wrong with still enjoying it! But stop being such assholes to those of us who moved on.
OMG IR TEH IMMATURE!11!!!!@#!
BACK THE FUCK OFF!
I believe my point has been consistently watch the movie before you criticize. You know, I make this point to counter critiques of the movie based on the views of people who admit to not watching the show in 8 years. If this makes me an asshole, then I guess my wife is right about me, I'll be sure to tell her when she gets home. Also don't group Stafff into my asshole behavior, although he is quite an asshole, he hasn't really been one about this particular subject. I just wanted to clear that up although I'm sure you all would have figured it out on your own being so objective and all.
At 7/29/07 12:22 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: To put it into context, Empire usually give at least four stars to the headline releases each month (hence I don't read it - although Total Film has caught up and I strongly believe three or four stars are part of the layout, not the reviews, of late).
The Nancy effect seems to be spreading.On the IMDb page, everyone that criticises The Simpsons movie is told the same thing - "Go watch Family Guy." That's not being Negative Nancy, of course...
Strange they don't say "Go watch South Park", a show that hits targets dead on and has more to say than The Simpsons. And, although it is exceptionally hit-and-miss, Family Guy can deliver a gut laugh...although it is so reliant on cut-away gags - which is where a lot of those laughs come from.
It's kind of funny you would say that, you see my wife and I just finished up watching every single episode of South Park released on DVD, plus commentary mini, through the magic of Netflix. I can tell you with every bit of honesty that, they aren't all winners. Every show that runs for several years is bound to falter every once and a while but you know what, I don't give a damn. Even if only one episode in a season were good I would still want the show to be made so I can enjoy that one episode. Hell, I even enjoy the bad episodes.
After so many years these shows become almost like people. The Simpsons is similar to the best friend you've had for practically all your life who may make some mistakes over the years but you know he's always there for you. South Park is the guy who's fun to get drunk with and Family guy is the slow witted annoying guy who you're kinda cold to but keep around because every once in a while he does something hilarious.
What I don't understand is why people have developed such a hostility towards the steady and true Simpsons, sure he's not as fun as he was back in high school, ever since he got a job and a wife, but damn it, he's still willing to party every now and then.
I guess what I'm trying to say is SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTHS YOU WHINY FUCKING LOSER PIECES OF SHIT!!! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE FUCKING MOVIE SO QUIT FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT IT!!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO SLAP YOU ACROSS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SISTER RAPING FACES YOU LITTLE CRYBABY COCK SUCKING BASTARDS!!!
In essence, don't be a Negative Nancy.*
*For those who are slow, hilarious use of Negative Nancy comes from the South Park episode when Cartman wants all of the boys to go in together on a pack of sea people. Kyle is of course skeptical being the covetous Jew he is so Erik responds with Nanciege. This is of course and ironically the famous "The Simspons Already Did It" episode.
**If there is anyone who doubts my South Park love, well you just don't know Mr. Biggles.
Ok, I spent the last couple of days watching two solid seasons of Simpsons comentary because that's apparently what I do when my wife is out of town. I also did a very nice Kawasaki Ki 100 that I'm pretty proud of, it's my first attempt a distressed paint job. Anyways Matt Groening has mentioned several times that the nudity in earlier episodes would not be allowed to broadcast now under Fox's new standards after Janet Jackson. Obviously, the earlier episodes are grandfathered but no new episodes showing more than 3/4 of an ass or something like that. The point is, I would imagine the hardcore nudity in the movie is a response to that as opposed to the act of desperation certain Negative Nancies may have indicated.
At 7/29/07 12:16 AM, fli wrote:At 7/28/07 09:39 PM, RedSkunk wrote: Did the redesign make the forums better?No, but what's up man... still has problems. I can't upload my sig or pic using Safari, and I don't have access to IE right now.
Okay, I'll help you out.
Email me your pic and password.
>_>
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At 7/28/07 05:02 PM, Proteas wrote: But anyway... The Simpsons holds a special place in American pop culture, much the same way (I would think) that Monty Python does in the U.K.. It may be the dumbest movie out this weekend, it may be panned by critics left and right, but people will still go and pay $8 a person to watch it.
Three out of 4 stars from Ebert and an 88% on Rotten Tomatoes is "panned left and right." Where exactly do you read your movie reviews?
The Nancy effect seems to be spreading.
Also as far as the "dumbest" comment.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/whos_you r_caddy/
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/i_know_w ho_killed_me/
At 7/28/07 12:21 PM, nutrumpet wrote: Dude, firstly Hitler didn't kill 54,000,000 people. That many died in WWII. More people were actually killed by Stalin but historians kind of glance over that. He did pull Germany out of the Great Depression, make a great highway system ad improve the standards of living for his country even if he was giant dickhead. I don't understand why people don't hate Stalin as much as Hitler though....
Nobody glances over the fact that Stalin killed more people than Hitler, if you find anyone older than nine (that actually knows who Hitler and Stalin are) who doesn't know this little tidbit, I'd be a little surprised. It's kind of a pet peeve of mine when people spew this fact in a pseudo-intellectual matter of fact way because they don't get the fucking point. Stalin was a paranoid nutcase asshole who killed out of random ignorant paranoia. Hitler (who was by no means stable) set up a methodic beurocracy of murder. If Hitler had been in power as long as Stalin his numbers would have far exceeded the latter's because he was the God damn Henry Ford of genocide.
That is why Hitler gets more recognition, Stalin pointed a finger and said, "um... them" while Hitler built an assembly line.
At 7/28/07 02:28 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: BLAH BLAH BLAH ME LIKE FAMILY GUY...
Whatever Nancy.
At 7/28/07 02:03 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: On the subject of The Simpsons, how bad is the film - considering it was released here yesterday and, in my humble, there hasn't been an episode you can rmeotely term as "classic" since 2000?
Although the Bart's-penis-as-a-punchline thing reeks desperation...
Have you seen the movie? If you're criticizing a movie you haven't seen everyone is going to start calling Negative Nancy.
The Simpsons have always been about pushing the nudity envelope. Claiming the use Bart's frank n' beans in the Simpsons movie was desperation is like claiming the same about the use of fuck in the South Park movie.
Trained soldiers a bunch of farmers itching to make a point, hmm... I can see why this mystery has baffled so many over the years.
Best Movie Ever.
Anyone who says otherwise is a lying family guy fanboy piece of shit who needs to be culled from the human race. You all know who you are.
Thankfully people who prefer family guy over The Simpson's don't tend to procreate.
Best Movie Ever.
Oh yeah, that's the stuff. It seems to be a trend though. That Honda element is an ugly ass car.
On an unrelated note my wife filled up my random internet picture folder with photos of her stupid siblings. I just made a post making light of an urge I have to assault my wife domestically. I'm pretty sure I was joking. One of my wife's sisters is really hot.
Did I mention she went the the Oregon Coast with her friends and left me here to put together 1:48 scale model airplanes. I wanted to see the Spruce Goose. I seem to be having trouble with complex sentence structure tonight.
So, I'm really looking forward to the Simpson's movie tomorrow. I have to go alone.
At 7/27/07 02:22 AM, fli wrote: I've always wanted to grow watermelon...
Well, I do... until it spraws everywhere. And then I have to uproot it out of necessity.
But if I had room, I would totally grow them.
I hear those crafty Asians have come up with square watermelons, you could stack them or something...
At 7/27/07 02:11 AM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Polygamy is the practice of having more than one spouse in a relationship. Often used by Mormons and other alternative religious groups, it is often looked upon as a sin and complete blasphemy.
Mormons haven't practiced polygamy for over one hundred years. And what exactly do you mean by "alternative religion?"
As far as the so called benefits of Polygamy, allow me to enlighten you with my 2 years of experience in marital bliss. Sometimes my wife really pisses me off. I love her and respect her but sometimes I want to beat the ever loving hell out of her.
I don't, I don't... at least not yet.
If you were to add another female to this equation and factor in the fact that women living together tend to have synchronized periods then you're setting yourself up for a blood bath. Love is enough to counter the whining and bitching of one nagging irrational woman but if she were to have an ally who is just as fucking annoying, well let's just say, there isn't enough love on Earth.
Also, I've come close to violence with male roommates over television remotes, no way sharing a vagina or even two is gonna work out.
Your plan for solving domestic problems appears to be a formula for the most violent society the Earth has ever known. Yes even including those assholes in Apocolypto.
*Poster may be psychotic.
*Runs into lounge*
Hey guys, I just voted for the first time since the changes took place, for seem reason I now have a +10 voting power.
GO ME!
Wow troll central...
Germans should hate Hitler because he was stupid. I was watching a WWII era film last night and it made me wonder how much more successful the Nazi campaign for global domination could have been if they had extra few million German citizens locked away in concentration camps or producing a wonderful cloud cover, working towards the war effort. Sure they had factories set up for slave labor but those people were in a weakened condition and many were dead. Hell what if they just had the manpower and resources spent on running the concentration camps going the the front line? So basically Hitler should be hated because he pissed away Germany's chance for victory on a dubious pet project.
Also, genocide is bad, m'kay.
At 5/22/07 10:07 PM, Tal-con wrote:At 5/22/07 10:01 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Oh I found this sig pic here on NG, and I really wanna use it but the owner hasn't gotten back to me. =(You can steal sigs, I do it all the time.
One time I pointed out to Shrike someone in wiht using his Chester Cheeto sig. It's funny but I didn't see the other guy again for about a month...
