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At 6/23/06 03:31 AM, zendahl wrote:

At 6/23/06 03:26 AM, BeFell wrote: Also I wouldn't criticize them too much, who do you think pays for the military?

I do, so does every one else.

Do you even make enough income to actually have to pay taxes? I don't, this combined with the federal grants I'm recieving, kinda put me a position where I should kind of just be grateful the wealthy are around. How about the rest of you?

It just goes to show the wealthy elite are made up of the left wing despite their claims.

Also I wouldn't criticize them too much, who do you think pays for the military?

At 6/21/06 02:33 PM, Steel_Reserve wrote:

At 6/21/06 11:23 AM, BeFell wrote:
It seems like this situation, like most of the others going on there, can be solved by a few Iraqis pulling their heads out of their asses.

The problem is that Iraqis were arrested for driving too slowly past certain palaces and ministries. Saddam Hussein's Ba'thist government were of the suspicion that people who drove too slowly by a key government building were plotting something against Hussein's government.

Iraqis speed through checkpoints because that's what a thirty-five year old goverment trained them to do.

I think our military needs to get some interpreters in and remind the Iraqis that Saddam Hussein is gone, and the Iraqis need to get accoustomed to doing many things differently then the way they did them under Saddam Hussein's leadership.

Are you saying the Iraqi people are too stupid to realize that that their former leader has been ousted and they are now occupied by the United States? "Holy shit, what are all these white guys with guns doing on the road?" I guess you're also saying that they aren't smart enough to reason, "Uncle Abul speed through a checkpoint and Americans capped his ass, maybe I should slow the fuck down."

Your "years of training theory" might hold water if we were talking about dogs, or possibly the mentally handicapped but we aren't. These are rational human beings that are just as smart as anyone else. When they change a speed limit in your hometown do you think you could get away with saying "yeah, I knew it was different now but I've been driving that fast through there for so long that I just can't break myself of the habit?"

I'm sorry but if these people can't apply common knowledge to action they really have no one to blame but themselves.

We hear of this happening every once in a while but I doubt it's as prevelant as it's being made out to be. Here's a question though, what's killing more people, incidents like this or car bombs?

It seems like this situation, like most of the others going on there, can be solved by a few Iraqis pulling their heads out of their asses.

New Jersey is too small to split in half, the new states would be the size of nickels.

If they did though, who would get to be the garden state?

At 6/17/06 05:23 PM, tsar_lorcan2 wrote: how do you think that all those dictators(hitler,mao,stalin) got into power?I personly think it was because they hd the abillity to control the mob.

That is very insightful, I doub anybody has ever thought about it in those terms. Keep up the good work, perhaps you could figure out why clouds float.

Happy Birthday!

I wish they made a biscuit and gravy toaster stroodle.=(

I've been married for a whole year now, we had sex and everything.

I knew it, Tom does love me:

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Hiya, BeFell!

Happy 21st birthday!

-Tom, Wade, Shok, Tim, LilJim and everyone else at Newgrounds

Denny's sucks, 55 minutes for my food and the God damn appetizer didn't come until the entres, fuck that shit and fuck the bitch waitress who only refilled my drink once during that time.

So my manager told me that he finally got around to giving me that raise I've been pestering him about when I was mid-sentence calling him a peice of shit.

At 5/15/06 01:55 PM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote:

At 5/15/06 12:29 PM, BeFell wrote: I figured out why the apartment got so hot last night. Now that the oven is off I'm sure it will cool right down.

Stop cooking jews.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza?

Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.=P

I figured out why the apartment got so hot last night. Now that the oven is off I'm sure it will cool right down.

At 5/14/06 01:05 AM, stafffighter wrote:

At 5/14/06 12:48 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

Wow, that's great. You don't get the fuck out of the lounge, and I'll ensure you're banned.

I know people.

And by "know" she means trades oral sex for favors

How come I don't know anybody like that?

*sigh*

At 5/13/06 11:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: Almost makes me long for when the smart nazi was here.

I was in the can... and I prefer conservative.

I'd lock the door.

At 5/12/06 08:16 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Where the fuck have you been.
I have bitch tits.

I barely have any body hair.
Family genetics, I don't grow much hair.

Well, except for downt there.

Dude, it you're hanging out with people that can't handle seeing a couple bits of flab hanging off your chest then you need to find some friends who have at least advanced past middle school.

At 5/12/06 08:04 PM, Begoner wrote: They got owned? You mean they were exterminated by a society that valued land and money over human life? The Native Americans (on average) were far more content/happy with their lives than the Europeans (on average) in the same time period. That is because they did not have to devote their time trying to scrape together enough food to eat or to have a roof over their heads. The community provided for them, and they repayed the community by working for it. Unfortunately, their semi-utopian lifestyle was squashed under the heel of ruthless expansionists and war criminals.

Utopian society my ass, they had wars they had murder, rape and any other problem you can think of that would occur when humans get together. You've been spending too much God damn time watching Disney recreations of a harsh existance. Does it not occur to you that even in your little indian pow wow happy days scenario there weren't people who were considered better or less than others?

A completely equal society isn't a stupid idea because it would be boring. It's an impossible fantasy because it contradicts human nature.

At 5/12/06 04:16 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Anyways, I've gotten used to it. So what if I haven't gone swimming in 4 years because I get made horribly made fun of.
I've just learned to keep my shirt on and avoid going into the water.

Do you have a belly of healthy man hair too?

At 5/9/06 11:20 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: #2 on the all-time NGBBS super-long thread list.

"How does that make you feel?"

Like the first looser?

At 5/8/06 09:06 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 5/8/06 08:49 PM, BeFell wrote: Ray, the next time somebody asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!!

I would totally go see ghostbusters 3 with them all as old guys. If they bring out a goth chick, hispanic and guy in a wheelchair I'm storming the fuck out.

Dude, your thinking is so 2002, if they did it now it would be an emo chick, an arab, a multi-racial homosexual and someone in a persistant vegetative state prompting a touching ending when the rest of the group defeats the Christian right (fighting ghosts is so politically incorect for too many resons to list) and frees the soul of their dear friend.

At 5/8/06 08:59 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Meh, who knows?

BeFell, take a look at the embryo of basically any vertebrate and compare it to that of a human. Not much difference. Just for shits and giggles.

That's why black people and Jews aren't human, they look different than me.

At 5/8/06 08:54 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: I dunno, but anyway...it's so funny how we all jump to say: "aaaw! so cute." Yet, so I read somewhere (inviting the "do you believe everything you read" comment...) that this is a programmed reaction so we take care of babies and don't kill them.

But we kill millions of babies every year. That's what fetuses get for being ugly.

I've always wondered how the trait in some animals to eat their young survived natural selection.

Ray, the next time somebody asks you if you're a God, you say YES!!!

At 5/8/06 08:00 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 5/8/06 01:23 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote:
*checks*

damn you were right.

"182.) Whenever you're being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES "

Wasen't that also a rule in Ghostbusters?

Indeed it is, science fiction can't help but produce logical rules to live by.

That's why scientology has ammassed such an influential following.

Coencidentally it was a Mormon investor who made Las Vegas possible.

Ok, apparently people here fall out of windows all the time. (big drinking school) My wife's boss said that year two people actually fell out of windows and the guy did try to sue. He was unsuccessful but when the University was constructing new dorms a couple of years ago they seriously considered putting warning signs next to the windows.

A few months ago in on the frats a drunken frat guy woke up in the lawn to find several broken and bruised parts in his ass. His last memory was of climbing onto his top bunk on the third floor of his house. It is speculated that he hopped out of bed on the wrong side and and somehow toppled out of the open window. There are no lawsuits planned to my knowledge but the fraternaty is considering placing bars over the windows.

At 5/8/06 02:57 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Yeah sorry about that, I was just checking out the frontpage and saw all these tributes to a mediocre game at best. Thought I'd share it with my old pals at the regs lounge.

It was made back when pong was an impressive display of flash coding.

SKEET SKEET!

Ewww, put that thing away and go get a towel, you're ruining the rug.

At 12/18/02 12:19 AM, swayside wrote: you're not going to believe these:

A Texan woman was awarded $780,000 after she sued a furniture store. She sued because she tripped and fell over a child running amok in the store. Surprisingly, she won the case, even though the child was her own.

This one is false.

http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp

A student attending a college in Idaho fell from his window while mooning a friend. The student then sued the college, claiming that it had not provided adequate information about the dangers of upper-story windows.

This one supposedly happened at my school, I just sent an email to my wife to ask her boss if she knows anything about it.

That would explain the strict window policy at the U of I, $100 for removing your screen and $10 for ever item you drop. I wonder if they would have charged that guy $10...

At 5/8/06 01:03 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote:

At 5/8/06 12:48 PM, BeFell wrote: Wrong, Ferangi is the official language of the Republican party.

And I thought it was English, like in the Federation :(

Ferengi was derived from the Indian word for "foreigner"

Check the rules of Aquisition.

At 5/8/06 12:39 PM, JoS wrote:

At 5/8/06 12:25 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 5/8/06 02:05 AM, JMHX wrote: We will need to create an awesome language of our own.

You mean like trekies? No Klingon for me thank you very much.

We all know you would prefer Romulan.

Wrong, Ferangi is the official language of the Republican party.

At 5/8/06 02:05 AM, JMHX wrote: We will need to create an awesome language of our own.

You mean like trekies? No Klingon for me thank you very much.