At 7/18/08 05:12 PM, gazmask wrote: I hope it's your last birthday.

/evillaugh

Somebody ban this man right now.

Dont worry, its not like you'll get laid anyway.

BBQBEEFBURGERMAN band.

At 7/18/08 05:09 PM, doody1 wrote: Happy birthday, BBQBBM!

Hey, why do you not love me in your news writing! WHATS UP WITH THAT SHIT

At 7/18/08 05:00 PM, Timex247 wrote: Happy Birthday.
Good thing I wont get banned for spaming in here! :D

Yes you will since this is my awesome birthday thread and ill ban you if you try anything funny!

Toooo meee!

You heard me!

Now wish happy birthday to me my minions

At 7/15/08 03:47 PM, Sir-S-Of-TURBO wrote:
Also PM me your MSN address because I might die some day and would like to be able to contact god in that situation and whine about gas prices.

I dont care about gas price cuz im god. You guys have your problems, ill have mine.

At 7/15/08 02:41 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Oh, hey God. I've got some questions for you.

Why would an almighty, perfect god desire worship?

Why would a non-almighty, imperfect god deserve worship?

Why won't you heal amputees?

Because im totally awesome!

At 7/15/08 12:57 PM, blakemo wrote: You practically are. Your flashes are legendary. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

If someone tells me otherwise, i'll smite them.

At 7/15/08 01:16 PM, deathofghosts wrote: im and athiest bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You WERE. Now you believe in BBQBEEFBURGERMAN.

At 7/15/08 12:31 PM, risbolla wrote: Is it true that you are a level 55 ogre wizard?

No im level 999999999999 BBQBEEFBURGERMAN.

You also must fear me as instructed here.

At 7/15/08 12:09 PM, killerjeff wrote: Can you re-submit it? That flash was awesome!

Uhm, i probably dont have it anymore!

At 7/15/08 12:04 PM, killerjeff wrote: What happened to DARK-HORROR?

Man i have no idea!

That is all. How are you my minions?

What no get out of here

The single most amazing video in the universe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpgwv2889 qU

I piss on ssbb.

At 3/8/08 05:22 PM, Earfetish wrote: die die die, you have got to fucking die

Fine. I'll just go ahead and kill myself now.

Goodbye newgrounds.

At 3/8/08 05:11 PM, Short-Factor wrote: There are opinions.
And then there are trolls.

And then there IS BBQBEEFBURGERMAN. Who is above everyone.

At 3/8/08 04:03 PM, BlueHippo wrote: FUCK YOU BBQBEEFBURGERMAN YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE I'M GONNA PISS ALL OVER YOUR BACON FUCK YOU TIMES INFINITABAJILLION YOU CAMEL FUCKER.

Well sure go ahead and piss on my bacon if you want to turn me on baby.

At 3/8/08 03:25 PM, AshfordPride wrote: This is why I'm glad Brawl won't have voice chat.

Man it would kill your ears.

At 3/8/08 02:49 PM, The-Hydra-of-Spore wrote: But really, I can't believe that ANYONE took that bait.

Yeah i mean really now. What.

78 furious comments? Go newgrounds!
http://bbqbeefburgerman.newgrounds.com/n ews/post/91018

"hope u burn more then the rest of the people going down under, u crappy old fat burger. gtfo ur mom's basement and get a life. i spit on ur grave TWICE!"

"ur a crappy burger u no that? u aint nuthin and ur bf left u. gtfo ur mom's basement eating cheetos and get a life u loser. i spit on ur grave TWICE"

"srew you. people like you shuld never been born. you are just a stupid guy whit out anny brain. and you don't know what you are taking about. and the only geek here is you. you big disgusting geek. you'r so ugly that even you'r mother don't want you. stupid ass"

I mean really now. What kind of behaviour is that?

TUT TUT

Yeah fuck you my nintendo roolz ur nintendo!!!

You guys really like that brawl huh?
http://bbqbeefburgerman.newgrounds.com/n ews/post/91018

But i am hardcore.

Here you go:

We should have a new rule: Only BBQBEEFBURGERMAN may submit to the portal.

My movie fucking ruled and you goddamn well know it!