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Author Search Results: 'Bbqbeefburgerman'

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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 04:49 PM

Forum: General

At 9/22/09 02:06 PM, Ericho wrote: All right, if you're God, answer me this. I assume you can be asked any question of any subjectever.

What was in the briefcase in the movie "Pulp Fiction"?

Actually, there was a naked picture of me.

At 9/22/09 03:16 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: Oh lord, do you approve of Reggae Reggae Sauce?

because sure as fuck I do!"

Only sauce i approve of is the one coming out of my penis.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 02:00 PM

Forum: General

You all are my sexslaves. You can run, but you cant hide.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 06:53 AM

Forum: General

At 9/22/09 06:33 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Err uhh so God do you want a blow job?

Yes.

At 9/22/09 06:35 AM, Hydecka wrote: So then why the hell did you need to create us? So you could brag about it on the new grounds forums? Also, why wasn't I born a midget, I mean I asked for that in my prayers, oh why god why!?!? Sweet Irony!

Well if i hadnt created you then who would bow down to me and suck my cock?


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 06:31 AM

Forum: General

Might be. But what's important is, im superior compared to all of you.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 06:26 AM

Forum: General

Yeah you look so much cooler than the rest.


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Topic: Is there anyone at level sixty?

Posted: 09/22/09 06:24 AM

Forum: General

Im level 1204 since im god.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 03:53 AM

Forum: General

This is me and the mods. They're on my team you know

I am god


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 03:36 AM

Forum: General

At 9/22/09 03:01 AM, FurryDemon wrote: You again? Haha, I honestly though you were banned or something.

You cannot ban the BBQBEEFBURGERMAN.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/22/09 02:53 AM

Forum: General

Well, actually i own newgrounds.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/21/09 05:48 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/09 05:42 PM, ertysproductions wrote: But you already got all the money they owned!

Well how come i dont have any money to buy dat booze then


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/21/09 05:37 PM

Forum: General

Ok my minions, now go steal all your parents money and send them to me. Even god's gotta get his daily dose of booze.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/21/09 01:41 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/09 06:11 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: If you're a god why do you need to work out and disguise your delicious head from all the fat people?

I dont need to work out, this is just the way god looks. Also, im disguising myself from all the hot chicks since i dont have time to have sex all the time.

At 9/21/09 05:08 AM, Lintire wrote: I feel this sudden urge to prostrate myself before and beg for your mercy. Is this normal?

Yes.

At 9/21/09 04:51 AM, truegamer1 wrote: BS you are a fake.Everyone knows Tom is god and may he strike you down for putting false beliefs in people.

Tom is a turd compared to me, one true god. I would kick his sorry ass any time of the week.

At 9/21/09 10:05 AM, Calintz wrote: Big Mac?

Hell no. More like godburger.

At 9/21/09 11:08 AM, Bendt wrote: I am vagina.
Let us smell like fish.

I will fuck you in a minute just hold.

At 9/21/09 11:25 AM, Sleepless-Wonder wrote: Can I eat your face?

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

You can try. If you want to die that is.

At 9/21/09 11:37 AM, uzzan101 wrote: i just had a sudden urge to suck a mans penis is this normal

Yes this is normal since i am here.


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/21/09 04:22 AM

Forum: General

At 9/21/09 04:18 AM, cast wrote: I thought you were dead.

Sup

Well i cant die since im a god. But hey not much just chillin' like a true grove street nigguh


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Topic: I am god

Posted: 09/21/09 04:15 AM

Forum: General

And you all should get down on yer knees and suck on my massive penis

That is all

I am god


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Topic: What if some famous artist copies..

Posted: 09/21/09 03:56 AM

Forum: General

Obviously, you need to find that man and kick his sorry punk ass outta this planet


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Topic: Need some coding help

Posted: 12/24/08 08:28 AM

Forum: Flash

So i want to make a flash, that displays random images from an external folder. You know, so i dont have to update the flash if i want new images to display in it. How do i pull dat shit off?


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Topic: Ok guess who's this

Posted: 10/13/08 07:52 AM

Forum: Art

Thanks a bunch ol' chap!


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Topic: Ok guess who's this

Posted: 10/12/08 07:28 PM

Forum: Art

Yes thank you. And the base was made in flash, then textured and finished up in photoshop.


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Topic: Ok guess who's this

Posted: 10/12/08 05:52 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/12/08 05:51 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Yeh there is no filters just textures on each section. is it a textured brush?

No i just blended some houndstooth texture in it.


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Topic: Ok guess who's this

Posted: 10/12/08 05:46 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/12/08 05:45 PM, Hammi wrote: So what did ya do, filter rape it?

No i didnt use any filters in it. :( boohoo youre making me sad.


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Topic: Ok guess who's this

Posted: 10/12/08 05:43 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/12/08 05:40 PM, Wasim wrote: Meh...:/

Yes?


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Topic: Ok guess who's this

Posted: 10/12/08 05:35 PM

Forum: Art

At 10/12/08 05:34 PM, Hammi wrote: Dr. Dre?

Yes thank you!


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Topic: Ok guess who's this

Posted: 10/12/08 04:39 PM

Forum: Art

Do you regonize him:

Ok guess who's this


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Topic: Haaaappy birthday...

Posted: 07/18/08 07:02 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 05:12 PM, gazmask wrote: I hope it's your last birthday.
/evillaugh

Somebody ban this man right now.


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Topic: How can you feel sex with a condom

Posted: 07/18/08 06:06 PM

Forum: General

Dont worry, its not like you'll get laid anyway.


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Topic: Favorite Bands?

Posted: 07/18/08 05:26 PM

Forum: General

BBQBEEFBURGERMAN band.


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Topic: Haaaappy birthday...

Posted: 07/18/08 05:11 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 05:09 PM, doody1 wrote: Happy birthday, BBQBBM!

Hey, why do you not love me in your news writing! WHATS UP WITH THAT SHIT


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Topic: Haaaappy birthday...

Posted: 07/18/08 05:04 PM

Forum: General

At 7/18/08 05:00 PM, Timex247 wrote: Happy Birthday.
Good thing I wont get banned for spaming in here! :D

Yes you will since this is my awesome birthday thread and ill ban you if you try anything funny!


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Topic: Haaaappy birthday...

Posted: 07/18/08 04:59 PM

Forum: General

Toooo meee!

You heard me!

Now wish happy birthday to me my minions


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Topic: Hello i am your god, worship me!

Posted: 07/15/08 06:18 PM

Forum: General

At 7/15/08 03:47 PM, Sir-S-Of-TURBO wrote:
Also PM me your MSN address because I might die some day and would like to be able to contact god in that situation and whine about gas prices.

I dont care about gas price cuz im god. You guys have your problems, ill have mine.


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