At 9/22/09 02:06 PM, Ericho wrote: All right, if you're God, answer me this. I assume you can be asked any question of any subjectever.

What was in the briefcase in the movie "Pulp Fiction"?

Actually, there was a naked picture of me.

At 9/22/09 03:16 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: Oh lord, do you approve of Reggae Reggae Sauce?

because sure as fuck I do!"

Only sauce i approve of is the one coming out of my penis.

You all are my sexslaves. You can run, but you cant hide.

At 9/22/09 06:33 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Err uhh so God do you want a blow job?

Yes.

At 9/22/09 06:35 AM, Hydecka wrote: So then why the hell did you need to create us? So you could brag about it on the new grounds forums? Also, why wasn't I born a midget, I mean I asked for that in my prayers, oh why god why!?!? Sweet Irony!

Well if i hadnt created you then who would bow down to me and suck my cock?

Might be. But what's important is, im superior compared to all of you.

Yeah you look so much cooler than the rest.

Im level 1204 since im god.

This is me and the mods. They're on my team you know

At 9/22/09 03:01 AM, FurryDemon wrote: You again? Haha, I honestly though you were banned or something.

You cannot ban the BBQBEEFBURGERMAN.

Well, actually i own newgrounds.

At 9/21/09 05:42 PM, ertysproductions wrote: But you already got all the money they owned!

Well how come i dont have any money to buy dat booze then

Ok my minions, now go steal all your parents money and send them to me. Even god's gotta get his daily dose of booze.

At 9/21/09 06:11 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: If you're a god why do you need to work out and disguise your delicious head from all the fat people?

I dont need to work out, this is just the way god looks. Also, im disguising myself from all the hot chicks since i dont have time to have sex all the time.

At 9/21/09 05:08 AM, Lintire wrote: I feel this sudden urge to prostrate myself before and beg for your mercy. Is this normal?

Yes.

At 9/21/09 04:51 AM, truegamer1 wrote: BS you are a fake.Everyone knows Tom is god and may he strike you down for putting false beliefs in people.

Tom is a turd compared to me, one true god. I would kick his sorry ass any time of the week.

At 9/21/09 10:05 AM, Calintz wrote: Big Mac?

Hell no. More like godburger.

At 9/21/09 11:08 AM, Bendt wrote: I am vagina.
Let us smell like fish.

I will fuck you in a minute just hold.

At 9/21/09 11:25 AM, Sleepless-Wonder wrote: Can I eat your face?

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

You can try. If you want to die that is.

At 9/21/09 11:37 AM, uzzan101 wrote: i just had a sudden urge to suck a mans penis is this normal

Yes this is normal since i am here.

At 9/21/09 04:18 AM, cast wrote: I thought you were dead.

Sup

Well i cant die since im a god. But hey not much just chillin' like a true grove street nigguh

And you all should get down on yer knees and suck on my massive penis

That is all

Obviously, you need to find that man and kick his sorry punk ass outta this planet

So i want to make a flash, that displays random images from an external folder. You know, so i dont have to update the flash if i want new images to display in it. How do i pull dat shit off?

Thanks a bunch ol' chap!

Yes thank you. And the base was made in flash, then textured and finished up in photoshop.

At 10/12/08 05:51 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Yeh there is no filters just textures on each section. is it a textured brush?

No i just blended some houndstooth texture in it.

At 10/12/08 05:45 PM, Hammi wrote: So what did ya do, filter rape it?

No i didnt use any filters in it. :( boohoo youre making me sad.

At 10/12/08 05:40 PM, Wasim wrote: Meh...:/

Yes?

At 10/12/08 05:34 PM, Hammi wrote: Dr. Dre?

Yes thank you!

Do you regonize him:

At 7/18/08 05:12 PM, gazmask wrote: I hope it's your last birthday.

/evillaugh

Somebody ban this man right now.

Dont worry, its not like you'll get laid anyway.

BBQBEEFBURGERMAN band.

At 7/18/08 05:09 PM, doody1 wrote: Happy birthday, BBQBBM!

Hey, why do you not love me in your news writing! WHATS UP WITH THAT SHIT

At 7/18/08 05:00 PM, Timex247 wrote: Happy Birthday.
Good thing I wont get banned for spaming in here! :D

Yes you will since this is my awesome birthday thread and ill ban you if you try anything funny!

Toooo meee!

You heard me!

Now wish happy birthday to me my minions

At 7/15/08 03:47 PM, Sir-S-Of-TURBO wrote:
Also PM me your MSN address because I might die some day and would like to be able to contact god in that situation and whine about gas prices.

I dont care about gas price cuz im god. You guys have your problems, ill have mine.