9,995 Forum Posts by "BaronVonBadGuy"
At 9/11/10 07:29 AM, Wolfos wrote:At 9/6/10 09:55 PM, PeterM wrote: YOUR move Stan.Who's Stan?
I fake typo you purposely edited.
At 9/6/10 01:23 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: It's just a pity that you don't see any nipples, especially given how many topless girls there are.
Dat bitch on da left gives good head.
The other hoe is a trap.
I came into this topic expecting some King of the Hill references and related content.
Upon realizing this topic had nothing to do with Hank Hill, Bobby Hill, Peggy Hill and Sarah Pallin, I have a word of advice you and your whole family should seriously consider.
Please set yourselves on fire and burn to death.
Thanks.
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!
I'm Amish, so I don't believe in watching television, or electricity for that matter.
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I'm a Buddhist now.
He was all fat from watching TV.
I'll follow in his path to gain weight as I become enlightened from watching Gilligan's Island.
Personally I like going out and enjoying adventures with RL friends. However, in contrast, I also like being reclusive, spending my times discussing things on forums and such. I generally balance the two, as people can really get on my nerves if too much time is spent with most of them.
I'll admit, real life is far more enjoyable than what I've witnessed online, but the internet itself makes for a nice safe haven to retreat to after a busy day is done, to discuss with all your E-Buddies things you'd likely not be able to with friends.
I'd say a benefit forum interaction can have is further increasing ones skills in writing, discussing things otherwise unknown to IRL friends, and the ability to troll E-Folks after having a bad day IRL.
Still, the Internet can be fucking addicting, you've no idea how many times I've logged on thinking I'd just check up on my Facebook and other sites of Interest I frequent only to spend 6 hours dicking around.
For the record, this went on while you were all sleeping:
At 9/6/10 09:55 PM, PeterM wrote: The real number is 616.
YOUR move Satan.
Bullshit, the number 666 is clearly Satanic. This .GIF image is irrefutable proof of such being the truth.
I've been given a sign by our loving and merciful Lord Lucifer that I'm following his infernal desires accurately.
This clearly is a sign to that the days of the Xristian's god are at an end, NOW THE GOLDEN DAWN OF SATAN IS AT HAND!
At 9/6/10 09:35 PM, letiger wrote: We here at Innsmouth do not appreciate of your cult.
THIS IS CLEARLY A DEMONSTRATION OF PREJUDICE!
You sir are no better than Hitler, Osama Bin Laden or Jesus.
Please take your religious intolerance elsewhere!
Hello, I'm Mixhael Cthulufnord LeVay, and I'm here on behalf of P.B.H.O.O.B.N.B.A.S.A.A.C.(O.O.R.R.) better known as Pagans Butt-hurt Over Our Beliefs Not Being As Socially Acceptable As Christianity, (Or Other Real Religions.)
As a Pagan, I believe strongly in religious tolerance, more precisely tolerance toward Paganism, Witchcraft, the Occult and everything that isn't Christian Islamic Or Jewish (we usually let Hinduism and Buddhism slide, but they still fucking suck.)
I am deeply offended by the various stereotypes that involve Pagans slaughtering goats, sacrificing virgins and raping children. These depictions are totally inaccurate. I can assure this stuff only happens on our religious holidays (or whenever we feel like it.)
If you'd like more information about our organization, please fork over loads of money to become official members of our cult, er religion, and pledge at least 666 hours of your time to help spread the new good news.
Thank you, and have a blessed be.
ARE YOU GUYS BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO LOG INTO STICKAM?
I sure hope so.
At 9/4/10 03:01 PM, Jacco wrote: She's not American
Then she deserves to be bullied.
Pro tip, buy your friend's niece a hand gun (it's her right as an American to have one,) and tell her to shoot up her school, (it's her right as an American to kill people.)
Then thank your higher power (it's your right as an American to believe in whatever God and religion you so choose. Barring being Muslim of course.) that you live in such a glorious country as America.
At 9/4/10 05:24 AM, LoKoCoCo wrote: But, can we actually do that?
According to both Bob the Builder, and Barack Obama, "YES WE CAN!"
But one is a nutcase that talks to farming equipment and the other is a black man, so neither of their opinions matter, at all.
At 9/4/10 02:33 PM, PhoenixPharietale wrote: Joker offered to become allies with him but Batman turned him down. Joker even said they're almost the same person.
Well, that certainly tells us something about Batman's character. Perhaps if he stopped dressing all in black and ceased living in caves like the Goth-fag he is, he'd enjoy life more, and save a good deal of money from no longer shopping at Hot Topic.
Kill him? No. Shake his hand, pat him on the back and tell him he's going to do many good things, most definitely.
Nah, they should become friends, because it takes a bigger man to put away past differences and get along, than it does to kill someone.
At 9/4/10 12:19 PM, Shauna wrote: But all you notice is a wall of water heading towards you. It's 1,800 ft tall (80 ft taller than the tallest mega-tsunami ever recorded) and you're about to be hit by it.
I'm impervious to such things because I post on the internet.
At 9/4/10 08:10 AM, rebu wrote: HA, I GOT YOU ALL.
You sure did.
Okay, I have a bit of bad news I'd like to share with, and ask for opinions on.
Though I said I was going to stay away from Heroin for the most part, a few days ago my "friend" (and I use that term loosely) and I went back into Camden to pick up some H. Before I continue, this "friend" is quite the conniver, not a good person by any means. It is his goal is to get his friends addicted to hard drugs so he has rides up to the ghetto's where such drugs are available, plus to pocket some of their money. He's good at taking advantage of people to say the least.
The first run we went and picked up some really amazing shit. We went back to my place, snorted a few lines, then went back for a second trip. (Keep in mind, though this stuff doesn't instantly get you addicted, once you start, you're pretty much desiring to keep the high going as best you can.)
So we went back, picked up a few more bags. The thing is, I know these bags cost less than 20 a pop, he takes his "Friends" money, then goes on his own to pick up from whoever it is says they have some on the street. (As to get it, we basically drive through certain areas, and simple say "Dope" or the name of whatever hard drug we're looking for at the time, as generally another person, or one of my friends accompanies us on these drug runs, then the person makes a signal to let you know they have it.)
Well, we went back to his place, where he pulled out two needles, one for himself, one for me, that were designed for simple injection. Long story short, I ended up allowing the injection, the high wasn't good at all, as I had been up for quite some time, and immediately after injecting, he expected me to drive to other places for him, and then quite a bit of drama ensued.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not addicted, I've not done it since, and have no withdrawal or cravings. (Granted if I continue doing it, I'm sure addiction is what I'll get.)
What I'm most worried about is the very real possibility of having some form of disease transmitted via the needle. Though we didn't share it, I'm not sure if he's used it prior. He's the kind of guy that would likely infect his friends and people he knows with what he has, as he'd feel if he has it, everyone else certainly deserves it as well. (He's not said such a thing, but from observing his mentality, he seems to have such a manner of thinking.) I've saved the needle, and am wondering if it would be possible for it to be checked for signs of disease, or if it's too late at this point. I'm not too keen on calling my family doctor up for this, so I'd rather be sure.
Anyhow, thanks for taking the time to read this (if you did that is) and thanks in advance for any help.
At 8/28/10 03:37 PM, JaY11 wrote: This match that thing? If so, that's shits gonna be an imperial moth.
Yep, that's most definitely it, thanks. Now to research more about it.
Also, AHHHHHHH I'M UNDER ATTACK!
At 8/28/10 03:13 PM, Diddy wrote: How did you find it?
There is a rather sizable trail that goes through the woods at a near by park. I'd wanted to get a few miles of walking in and rather than walk around my town like I usually do, I opted to go check this place out. He was on the side of one of the paths, so I'm guessing he had recently fallen from one of the trees.
I'll see if I can pick up a terrarium of some kind to house him in, I'd done something much similar with praying mantises when I was a kid and it seemed to work out.
At 8/28/10 02:53 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I believe that's poisonous. Or at least it looks like it is. What insect has that vibrant colors and isn't poisonous?
I'm thinking this as well, he has a number of bristles (as well as horns,) which I'm guessing at the very least would cause me to break out into a rash, if not kill me.
I tried to force him onto a stick, and he actually grabbed on and started jolting around with enough force to pull my hand...
Is now in my possession!
If anyone out there knows what the fuck this beastly breed of caterpillar is, please let me know.
I'll be getting more footage of him as the day goes on. Thinking of trying to keep him until he forms a cocoon and hatches.
I'm not exactly sure whether to feed him leafs, or my Dog, but hopefully I'll be able to find more information out about this beast.
(I wasn't aware something this massive excited in the Jungle, let alone my local woods.)
