9,995 Forum Posts by "BaronVonBadGuy"
20,000 experience, finally.
Seeing as it's his business, he should have the right to refuse sales to any costumer for whatever reason.
The fact that this is met with such controversy only reaffirms my belief that America is fucking gay.
Personally I feel those who swear by her music are more so enamored by her persona.
She seems quite creative and charismatic, but I've yet to hear a song by her that sticks out as amazing.
In other words, I'm guessing if it wasn't for her over the top personality and antics, she'd likely just be another pop star.
Furthermore, in regards to eccentric female musicians, I'd much rather listen to Bjork any day.
At 9/27/10 08:56 PM, snyperscope wrote: Is this worth something, or is it an addiction I have to break?
Breaking things is bad, it's irresponsible and a fine demonstration of ones inability to transcend bestial impulses.
I would say you mine as well knock on Fred Flintstones door to let him know he has a new neighbor, but you'd likely lose yourself in a fit of stupidity and break poor Fred's door down.
At 9/22/10 10:17 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: You know, they generally teach the '20s in high school. You even hear of how it was in English class, depending on who you read. So... yeah, like... your argument failed...
I wasn't arguing, fighting only breeds destruction.
I noticed that during WWI.
At 9/22/10 09:57 PM, theshadowwolf wrote: Have not noticed that people have been 'losing their morals' since the end of WWI and your stupid fucking kind keeping saying its the end of the fucking world.
I remember being alive during WWI, I noticed all kinds of things.
It was awesome, noticing things is the best.
Don't be a cockblock, that little nigguzz jus gettin his freak on.
At 9/22/10 09:35 PM, RobotTaco wrote: 14/f/mn
u dwn 2 fuk? i dwn 2 fuk
Why that's a mighty fine picture you have there little girl. I'm glad you have that popsicle in your mouth, it implies I won't have to spend money on candy to entice you.
In today's economy, being frugal is quite important, even for child molesters. So now not only am I extremely turned on, I feel good knowing I saved money.
At 9/22/10 09:28 PM, RobotTaco wrote: I'd totally be down to fuck a serial killer. Just thinking about it arouses me.
Sup, A/S/L?
At 9/22/10 09:17 PM, EpicFail wrote: The full article is pretty funny, he asked a 14 year old for sex saying 'you down for that or do I have to choke you out?' and other crap.
Almost all the 14 year olds I hit on are up for sexual activities, it's very rare I have to result to violent measure to achieve my sexual desires.
Congrats Reverend, always glad to see members of the Wi/Ht get modded.
On a side note, when the fuck will my gold aura arrive, I'm thinking it got lost in the mail.
At 9/16/10 12:33 AM, Aigis wrote:At 9/15/10 10:21 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: In a nutshell, it's what you get when you mix thick line animation crazy awesome antics from the west, with batshit insane fanservice crazy awesome from the east.In other words, it's terrible.
In other words, I came buckets.
Because I'm BaronVonBadGuy.
Ween - Mr Would You Please Help My Pony.
Primus - Welcome To This World.
Pharoahe Monch - Book of Judges.
Something about dying in New Jersey.
Voted 5 on all OP's submission because giving him a hard time is becoming too trendy.
10,000 posts.
Say hello to your latest Quadlister.
At 9/14/10 10:30 AM, ReligiousZoo wrote: We gonna groove tonight baby...
I never knew John Travolta was a furry.
At 9/11/10 10:18 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Well?
Only if it's an Anime Vampire.
Otherwise I could just go to hot topic and pick any number of grisly disgruntled social rejects to act this scenario out.
Definitely my kind of club. I experimented with Magick of all kinds years back and have some interesting stories to share. First one I'll post was written back on 07, it's long, but I promise it's quite an interesting read.
(Deals with drug usage, so obviously not going to get the validity some other stories I'll share later on will. Hope you guys enjoy.)
Titled: "Experiments in Vodou"
Sometime in the Spring of 07, somewhere in East****** New Jersey, strange experiments were being conducted utilizing the forces of drugs and Vodou. These experiments were the works of the sometimes Mad Scientist, sometimes Psycho Psychonaught, Baron, the ever enigmatic. Bearing the initials M.A.S. Some say these initials are the actual initials of said Psycho Scientist, others say they reveal the date of the Apocalypse. However it has been proven that the so called "others" are full of complete bullshit, and shouldn't be listened to at all. That said, onward to the experiments!
Baron, being an experienced Psychonaught, has had many enjoyable experiences with Salvia. He expresses great approval for this extraordinarily psychoactive drug, even more so than he does for speaking in the third person! However, these experiments involved more than just Salvia, they involved Cannabis and, (dun dun dun) Vodou, a Haitian religious system/Magickal Paradigm. At the time, the good Baron was deeply involved in following his own path in the art sometimes known as Magick, having both lackluster and highly interesting experiences with it. Nothing could have prepared him for what was to come. Well actually, that is a lie; he was quite prepared, to the best of his abilities. From the best of experience, to the worst of experience, to nothing happening at all, he anticipated all of them, yet still was caught off guard. These two experiments would prove to be his most powerful Magickal experiences ever, as well as some of his last experiences in the field of Magick.
It was a sunny spring day, camped out on the makeshift porch in his backyard smoking Marijuana, Baron made an offering of black coffee to a Vodou deity known as PaPa Legba, the dweller of the Crossroads, usually pictured as an older black man with a limp, using a crutch to walk, often in the company of dogs. It is said that his crutch is a bridge to the spirit world, it is through him that other Vodou spirits, or Lwa can be contacted.
The goal of this experience was possession by Legba. It is said that during Vodou possession, Vodou drum beats are often played in the background, which the spirits cause their possessed horse (human) to dance and move to. Now Baron didn't have any such music to listen to, but he did have the classical masterpiece "In The Hall Of The Mountain King," along with other instrumental songs. One bowl of Marijuana smoked, offering made, dressed in the appropriate colors which Legba affiliates himself with, Baron was now ready for the Salvia and the possession.
One bowl of Salvia x20 was packed, a prayer for possession was made, the music was readied, and the first few hits were taken. Instantly, the trees in his backyard blurred together with the houses that lay behind them, forming grey veins, an overwhelming fear coursed through him, accompanied by a strong impulse to retreat inside his house. Strange words filled the Barons head, words that would be gibberish had they not made so much sense to him at the time. He suddenly began to walk in step to the music, looking down at his legs, noticing one leg walking stiffly, not bending, while the other walking regularly, he quickly remembered that Papa Legba was a cripple. He continued to walk in step with the music, against his own control, walking in and out of his room to the living room as a rushing haze encompassed his body. The thought "nice place" came into his mind. It was at this point Baron feared he may never come back, that after the trip ended, he would still be under this control, and perhaps even lose his whole self to Papa Legba.
Fortunately, no such things would happen. Eventually Legba left, and Baron was left still experiencing a strong Salvia trip. He took out his VeVe of Papa Legba (a drawing used to represent said being) and concentrated on it, taking more hits of Salvia and watched the image as his eyes sunk deep into the symbol, it's form duplicated and merged together with itself. He had hoped to infuse the power of Legba into himself, using the charged symbol of Legba as a gateway for this to happen, hoping to gain more power in Magick. However the only gain, in one sense, loss in another, would be in a different experience with the spirits of Vodou in the not so distant future...
Flash forward a few days, same x20 Salvia, same porch, same goal; possession, this time, no music, instead the sound of annoying suburbanite neighbors mowing their precious lawns. However, there was no stopping this experience, but what was expected was not what was achieved. After the first few hits, the sounds of the lawn mowers became the sound of a giant conveyor belt Baron found himself on, what his surroundings changed into was strange and hard to describe, as well as to remember, he felt dwarfed by all that was taking place around him, and felt the presence, to the best of his presence feeling abilities, of Papa Legba, along with another Lwa Spirit, he believed to be Ezili Danto. For information sake, Ezili Danto is a Petwo Lwa, Petwo being the more aggressive, "Hot" Vodou spirits. Legba is a Rada Lwa, or "Cool" and of a presumably less aggressive nature.
A thought popped into the Barons mind, one of a past dark secret, an evil desire, a black vein that coursed through his being . This is something the good Baron feels bad about, sometimes, but at the time, felt the Lwa were bringing up said past blemish, interrogating him as he slowly felt himself ride down the cosmic conveyor belt. Through continuously denying any current affiliation with this black vein, he slowly forgot what it was he was denying. However, a strange feeling began to accumulate, the feeling of his very soul being pierced. This is an odd thing to describe, but imagine feeling an orb of energy emanating from your chest, then imagine a sword piercing through to the very core of said orb in a forceful, non-painful manner. As this happened Baron noticed the feeling of the spirits leaving, as if their job was done. He then made it a point to continue smoking Salvia as fast as possible, making prayers for Legba to return, which he didn't.
Later that day, a startling thing happened, Baron was faced with the direct object of his past "Black Vein" desire, (though he must remain vague about such a desire, so as not to cause the universe to implode) a one in a million chance, literally. But did he give in? Was he weakened, or did he stand tall and turn away? The answer? He gave in pitifully, only to become overwhelmed with guilt. It was at this point that he recalled trying to persuade the Vodou spirits from thinking he was still harboring said darkness within himself. But it seems that the Lwa amplified this desire. In return for offerings, it is said the Vodou spirits will help you get what you want. They decided to peer deep inside his darkest aspect of self, only to exploit that desire in him, causing him to fall back.
Another aspect of Magick that resonates with this situation is that of the Sigil. Generally a Glyph of letters created in the form of an image, when in a state similar to that reached during this experience, it is said one should "absorb" the Sigil. Once forgotten is when the chance for Magickal Manifestations is said to take over. The fact that the "Prayer" made to these deities was somewhat of a verbal Sigil, shortly forgotten after it was made seems to support this Magickal Paradigm as well.
Thus ends the Barons report of two of the greatest experiments conducted in East-Bumblefuck (East******) New Jersey during the Spring of 2007.
~Michael S, Written Circa 2007
At 8/13/10 09:38 PM, TheSongSalad wrote: -You must not be an asshole.
I fall into this catogory.
I hope an exception will be made for a beard as prestigious as mine to still be allowed a part in this Brigade...
Haven't been smoking as much recently, costing too much money and my highs, for the most part, have just been meh. Probably quit for around a month or two and then pick it back up.
Still, got to try some Sour Diesel for the first time around a week ago. I'm a pretty big Redman fan so I've been wanting to see just how great his personal choice of weed is. Definitely some good shit, left me pretty much retarded.
My favorite strain remains Piff though.
At 9/14/10 08:44 AM, Lintire wrote: Espeon and Umbreon use general ecchi-ness!
Stop speaking Spanish, all of your energy should be spent sharing furry hentai.
At 9/14/10 08:37 AM, Lintire wrote: Furries and Nintendo go together like apples and pie.
Pika PIKA!
At 9/14/10 08:19 AM, Luis wrote: keep posting those images tho!
I like where this is going.
