9,995 Forum Posts by "BaronVonBadGuy"
I'm up to stay the full three days provided I can find a few folks to bunk up with.
Look forward to seeing you folks.
Wow, thanks everyone for the happy birthday wishes/pics.
RobotTaco, while I do appreciate your trolling, I prefer my Loli's intact and unscathed (though it's the thought that counts,) so thanks goes to Lintire especially for keeping the Loli lovely. You'd likely find more people here offended by sexually suggestive renditions of Loli than gore-filled ones, as the ratio of Gore-fags in comparison to Lolicon's is likely something along the lines of 5 to 1.
Anyhow, thanks for the colorful posts everyone, <3.
(I only have 4 more years before Birthdays become entirely depressing.)
At 10/27/10 03:36 AM, Gagsy wrote: One day I intend to have sexual relations with this man.
And my, what a marvelous marvelous day that would be.
I'm hard just thinking about it.
Also, log onto Stickam if you can baby.
FUCK YEAH NGers, I'M A BIG BOI NOW (26!)
I'm trying to celebrate my birthday with class, so for all those not sure what to post as a present for my Birfday, here's a list of three of my most favorite things:
1. Macaroni Pictures
2. Image of Black People
3. And/Or Lolicon (Safe For Work Images, so dis topic doesn't get locked down.)
Also, be sure to take a hit of weed, a shot of liquor, a swig of beer, or some other euphoric substance in my honor.
I LOVE YOU ALL (SEXUALLY!)
My mustache has leveled up since my last Stickam chat.
This looks fucking amazing.
It's like the whole "Rugrats All Growed Up" thing, only actually worth watching.
This is the the official pass-time for the State of California.
She should have been taken out back and shot in the head for not fulfilling her obligation to humanity.
Alright, Ranked Commander in B/P. Votting power at 13.05. Loving the Voting Power boost.
Reaching the final badge is going to take quite some time, but I'm hoping by January I'll finally have reached it.
It would seem that evil entity I was talking about had vanished all my good woids.
It's a good thing I faithlessly record all my internet seriousness on VHS tapes anticipating that evil entity would have influence the stupidity of certain peoples.
Also, see Serial Experiments Lain to fully understand the parody involved.
At 10/15/10 04:10 PM, Aigis wrote: Excuse me? When did everyone in this club suddenly lose their ability to carry on conversation without turning to dumb sarcastic insults?
The guy asked a question, I answered it. I'm not sure what the problem is here.
Your assessment and assertions of your perceived assumptions are utterly asinine at best.
Of what empirical proof have you to verify your claims and condemnations aside from what your own contorted consciousness has concocted?
Verily your interaction within this club is far more problematic than any number of spammers could ever be. In fact your kinds usage of the internet itself is becoming a crisis situation of irrevocable damage.
The term "Serious Business" is often used to denote those who take the internet far too seriously. At first glance such a thing doesn't sound dangerous at all.
But what happens when such a large saturation of seriousness is stored within the endless stream of information such as the wired? Is it not possible that such a collection of stock piled seriousness could become conscious and capable of acting on it's own free will?
At first it would seem the only detriment something such as this could pose is simply an online entity which is capable of manipulating the internet (which alone is devastating enough, given man kinds reliance on the interweb) but imagine if such a being were to eventually gain access to the collective consciousness (and unconsciousness) of humanity?
Things affiliated with seriousness would no doubt be the end result.
Things such as wars, global strife, consistent upheavals within humanity as a whole, poverty and a general pretentious disregard for ones fellow man.
It is exactly things such as this that are occurring now, within our time frame. This is proof enough for me that such a being has already achieved all of the possibilities I have already mentioned.
Now imagine what would happen if such a being were to take physical manifestation? It would be as if a Hellish God were to have suddenly descended upon mankind. And with so many already influenced by this being, I'd imagine virtually all people would be inclined to bow before it. No doubt all those who refused to, who held on to some shred of un-serious sanity would be exterminated.
It's members like myself, Kermit and Mendou who are fighting against such a thing taking place. It's unlikely, but hopefully we'll be able to, if not prevent this creature from fully taking over, at least delay it's domination.
So Mr Big Woids E-Scientist, I suggest you take your seriousness (and that nice star I gave you for your E-Report card) and shove them up your nether regions until you grow up enough to realize the world is too serious to take seriously.
Also, sorry Mr Big Woids, I didn't back up your pipe-smoking reply, I ran out of footage on my previous VHS Tape. But hopefully now you see this force is seriously at work.
You should consider joining our side, after all, you were a target in this event.
I cried for almost a month straight when Disney acquired the rights to Nickelodeons Doug and completely ran the show into the ground.
I now know where I can officially move to loose 99.8% of all my IRL enemies.
CrimsonEdge
That is all.
At 10/15/10 03:31 AM, Aigis wrote: If you insisted on doing such a banal, pointless, horrible task, then here's some advice. You should really try to put some meaning behind whatever clips you use. From what I saw, all you were doing was finding times when Naruto's lips (and the other guy's) could sync to the audio and not paying much attention to what was going on in the scene. You should at least have some scenes that go with the audio in such a way that some semblance of a joke is made.
Them's some big woids there mister boy. Does you want a nice shiny star next to your name on your next big boy E-report card?
BaronVonBadGirl
Shit, I mean Boy.
Cats out of the bag now
Gay shit by gay bands like "Atreyu" and "A Day To Remember," to help my 12 year old self feel like a rough and tough 13 year old big boy.
At 10/13/10 05:52 AM, 36Holla wrote: A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!
After reading this line, I was convinced the mystery box would have something to do with Castlevania.
After thoroughly reading through all the content contained within the Myster Box you received numerous times, I must say, nothing involving Castlevania was included.
:(
I post shit online, it's a great job.
Ask her if she wants a hertz doughnut.
Assuming she says "yes," bash her in the head until she's unconscious, rape every orifice of her body, then wait patiently until she awakens. Once she regains consciousness, exclaim "HURTS DON'T IT!?!?!?!" then laugh and be on your merry way.
However if her response is "no" to the initial hertz doughnut proposition, remind yourself there are many other fish in the sea. As much like the title of the Lady Gaga song, (and the only lyric remembered aside from the RARARARARARA,) you'd be "caught in a bad romance."
And believe me, the last thing you'd want to be is an overplayed pop song.
Bedn still has the candy he stole from me the many years ago we met.
I really don't see how so many of you give a shit that KermitTheMuppet is here. Protip, If you'd all stop being such a bunch of whiny bitches and not actually give a shit that he's trolling the "drama" from his antics would be non-existent.
Of course I'd not share this bit of knowledge with those of you who are so easily offended if I'd assume you'd actually take my advice and stop, as I enjoy seeing so many of you getting your panties in a bunch.
(I'm definitely a big fan of Anime, Hentai and all that goodness, but I'm also a fan of seeing E-Drama as it's good for lolz.)
Also, the odds of this topic getting locked because of his occasional trolling is ridiculous. But again, if you'd actually care enough to prevent that from happening, you'd not bite when he'd throw his troll bait out. It would seem impossible that some of you could hold back your serious business enough to allow for his random trolling.
If any of you continuously bring to the moderation staff your frustration for his posting here, you're also increasing the risk this topic would have to get locked.
Though if a moderator were to actually care enough to lock this due to spamming, they'd no doubt be on par with any other serious business fag, and as such, shouldn't even be moderating here on the BBS.
Anyhow, with that said, don't expect any reply to any debate you'd throw back out at me.
I've stated what I've stated, and will practice what I've just preached. (That is unless it's responding to Kermit or another awesome member like Mendou, for reasons all in good fun.)
Anyhow, I'd recommend putting on a fresh maxi-pad to those of you serious business folk, as the amount of menstruation this likely caused is no doubt enough to go swimming in.
At 10/12/10 06:21 AM, LoliTastic wrote: I was there
twas fun
Fucking-A, should have tried to see if any members here were planning on going.
I always enjoy meeting up with E-Buds.
At 10/12/10 01:24 AM, KermitTheMuppet wrote: THUS SPEAKS THE GREAT LEADER HOWARD STERN. Have a swell day NO MOE-SHIT NO TWATS AND HOWARD STERN AND ANIME APPRECIATION GROUP. BABABOOEY!
This will no doubt cause a number of club members manginas to erupt in a furious flurry of serious business replies.
New York Anime Festival was epic.
Tons of hot girls dressed like sexy anime chicks, and wacky jackasses like myself keeping the place fresh. (Plus tons of ugly rejects crawling about the place.)
You guys missed out.
It's definitely one of my favorite means of entertainment.
Hentai is awesome as well, nowhere else could I see some chick grow tentadicks and go on a rampage in Tokyo city.
Also Lolicon for the win.
I've just finished watching Kekko Kamen, and must say, deciding to do so was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life.
At 10/3/10 10:23 AM, Bahamut wrote: Status Changes: BaronVonBadGuy from 3x10k to 4x10k.
Gangsta!
Glad to be among the other 23 Quadlisters.
Doubt I'll ever reach 10,000 in the review department, so I'll most likely be designated to this spot from here on out.
Going to have a lot of catching up to do stat wise if Medal Points are ever added to as a new category.
Thanks for the update my good man!
At 10/2/10 11:49 AM, Struggle wrote: No but seriously what the fuck happened?
Between you and me, I attempted to fornicate with a grizzly bear, and then something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals. It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
At 6/14/06 01:42 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: 3,539...
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At 10/2/10 11:28 AM, Erty wrote: That's what happens when you try to rape kittens and you forget to cut the claws first, kiddies!
They were Bobcats, and FYI, it's not rape if they're willing.
