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Response to: Redesign 2012 - First Impressions Posted February 8th, 2012 in General

Overall, I find the new design to be quite stylish, having that "new generation" feel to it that hints toward what future websites within this decade will desire to look like.
However the new level icons, while definitely upholding a sort of continuity with each other, look significantly less impressive than they did in their previous incarnation...

So, though I won't find "leveling up" to be as enjoyable as I did previously, I view the redesign in it's entirety to be a good move for the site.

Response to: Launch Imminent Posted February 6th, 2012 in NG News

Well, this will certainly be interesting. I still recall how drastically the previous redesign altered the inner workings of Newgrounds. Can't wait to see how different the new level icons will be.
Still, the original icons ftw:

Launch Imminent

Response to: I'll make a song about you Posted January 7th, 2012 in General

Make a song about me because I'm posting after the deadline set in this topic and I have a really massive wang.

Response to: How Did You Lose Your Virginity? Posted January 2nd, 2012 in General

This one time, I was sitting on my toilet, and a super massive shit ripped out of my rectum which resulted in my anal cherry being popped.
"Thank you quite kindly" I said to my shit, "at long last, I've been made a women!"

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted January 2nd, 2012 in Where is / How to?

After being stuck with two levels I personally found to be unappealing, I've finally reached one of my favorite level icons: level 48!
Hooray!

Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Response to: It's Wade's Birthday! Posted November 17th, 2011 in General

Happy Birthday Wade, FYI Josh is still planning on stealing your candy.

It's Wade's Birthday!

Response to: You know your young when... Posted November 11th, 2011 in General

You know you're young when my Pedo senses start to tingle from being around your Jailbait ass.

Response to: National Metal Day Posted November 11th, 2011 in General

At 11/11/11 12:20 AM, razorbladesigh wrote: Celebrate this day, for it is the (Black) Sabbath, and let your (Blind) Guardian keep you and your (Iron) Maiden from the (Jag) Panzer, on this, our hallowed (Iced) Earth.

Hooray, all those great bands mentioned can now mourn the current crapulous scenes such as "Death/Grind/Screamo that have become popular among too many angsty youths.

Response to: Too Many Hippies On Newgrounds! Posted September 29th, 2011 in General

At 9/29/11 01:30 AM, Mfan wrote: BURN 'EM ALL WITH NAPALM

HELL YEAH!
I'd give you a high five if the mud races didn't turn the gesture into a means of rejoicing over qualifying for welfare.

SO IS THIS IT NEWGROUNDS. ARE WE THE ONLY TRUE PATRIOTS ON THE SITE?
I sure as hell hope not. I'd hate to think only two people will enjoy the mass genocide that is soon to come...

At 9/29/11 01:44 AM, Tyrannicality wrote: I just took a huge conservative but I didn't have any liberals to wipe my libertarian.

I'm on to your code words commie, it sure as hell may be better to be dead than red, but the only ones dying tonight are your kind.

Too Many Hippies On Newgrounds!

Too Many Hippies On Newgrounds! Posted September 29th, 2011 in General

There are too many Goddamn motherfucking hippies on this fine, conservative website.
In fact, there are so many fucking hippies, I'm making a topic about it to vent my frustrations in as few words as possible, BECAUSE WORDS ARE FOR THE WEAK, SHOTGUNS WORK BETTER.
Especially when hunting down hippie scum on the net.

I'm also posting this to unite my fellow red blooded, right wing Americans in an attempt to eradicate the aforementioned hippie menace from off the internet, starting with this fine God fearing American website.

SO ANYWAY, IT'S HIPPIE SEASON ON NEWGROUNDS, AND I'MA GOIN' HUNTING!

Too Many Hippies On Newgrounds!

Response to: Hated things that im neutral about Posted September 29th, 2011 in General

At 9/29/11 01:08 AM, Xenomit wrote: Pinko propaganda.

YOU HIPPIES MAKE ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD!

Hated things that im neutral about

Response to: Hated things that im neutral about Posted September 29th, 2011 in General

At 9/29/11 12:35 AM, Xenomit wrote: Thats all i can think of right now

Neutrality is for liberal commie cocksuckers.
Damn right that's all you can think of right now, thinking is a grace acquired during the few rare moments of clarity your type has between drug induced stupors.
Now get the fuck out of my reality hippie scumbag, and go back to your unemployed Grateful Dead hobbit hole.

Hated things that im neutral about

Response to: Furries? Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

Lolicon > Furry, such is the ways of science.

Furries?

Response to: Anime Club Posted September 27th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

At 9/26/11 01:48 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Please god let this not be a troll. I cant stop laughing. Newgrounds never ceases to keep me entertained. Have the first 70 episodes of logh down; I have a strong urge to join the military, and take over the world now.

Well that picture left me rock solid.
Anyway, seems as an appropriate time as ever to say IT'S LOLICON TIME!

Anime Club

Response to: First user to reach 100,000 post Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

a roll.

First user to reach 100,000 post

Response to: First user to reach 100,000 post Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

because I am on

Response to: First user to reach 100,000 post Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

on myself

Response to: First user to reach 100,000 post Posted September 27th, 2011 in General

I'm betting

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted September 25th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

Level 47 + 14.00 voting power.
Awesomeness.

Response to: Every girl that is a FB friend... Posted September 9th, 2011 in General

Eat a doughnut.

Response to: 9/11 Anniversary Monday Posted September 9th, 2011 in General

At 9/9/11 12:21 AM, KiDX05 wrote: Are you Native Indian bro cause if not your a fucking immigrant too.

Spoken like a true faggot supporting liberal communist.

Response to: Post Your Drawings Off Paint Posted September 9th, 2011 in General

At 9/9/11 12:12 AM, Luthaxx wrote: This is just skilled.
Now it's your turn.
Show me your skills, Newgrounds. :P

FUCK YOU, STOP STEALING MY MASTERPIECES!
Now Newgrounds, witness MY MS Paint skills:

Post Your Drawings Off Paint

Response to: 9/11 Anniversary Monday Posted September 9th, 2011 in General

At 9/8/11 08:22 PM, MiloBased wrote: What are you doing for the 9/11 anniversary?

The same thing I do every day, mourn the death of Osama Bin Laden.

9/11 Anniversary Monday

Response to: How much younger/older...? Posted September 8th, 2011 in General

If they can suck on things, they're old enough.

Response to: Does bigfoot even exist? Posted August 9th, 2011 in General

Why not ask him yourself?

Response to: Most dangerous stunt? Posted August 9th, 2011 in General

Posted in this topic.

Response to: Are walls real? Posted July 26th, 2011 in General

Why don't you ask them?

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted June 21st, 2011 in Where is / How to?

Finally returned to being in the top 200 Experience wise. (Ranked 199)
Going to take quite a while to reach my previous highest rank (146)
And quite a great deal longer to finally make it into the top 100.
Oh well, all in due time.

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted May 20th, 2011 in Where is / How to?

I've noticed my post count continuously drop during my time inactive on the forums.
So I'm wondering, is the site constantly recalculating deleted posts from long ago, or is there likely some trigger happy mod that's deleting old posts and bumped topics rather than locking them?

Response to: Anime Club Posted May 20th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

Lotte no Omocha FTW!

Anime Club