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Hmm, other then by first name, I can't think of anyone that is really alot like me, I am an odd person, so I never knew anyone that was close to what I am.

Mike

Thanks for that guys!
I did indeed miss a few Mike's at first, as well as a few through out all my posts here, still I am pretty sure I had to break some form of world record!

Most members don't last a month before they give up on Newgrounds, but a few of us stay to become well known members!

Mike

At 7/15/04 04:57 AM, TomFlump wrote: at first i thought you were talking about a disease.

It is indeed a disease!
People who have it end up stomping their feet to bad techno music all the while thinking they are good at dancing.
Once they have the DDR Disease, they will often spend all of their parents money playing it in the arcade until the bones in their feet break. At this point they will feel there is no need to live, and they will kill them self.

So sad, so sad.

Mike

I see a lot of kids play that game in the Mall. I hate it, it is so damn loud.
I am pretty sure some of the kids feel pride knowing they can stomp their feet really fast.
Good for them, let them keep on wasting all their parents money on that damn arcade game.
Maybe they will be brave like the topic starter, and go out and buy it for the X-Box and do it behind closed doors. They can then even make a topic about it, not unlike this one here on Newgrounds!

Mike

One year of Baron Von Bad Guy!
One year of damn near 5000 Mikes!
It feels both not that long ago and a long time ago at the same time!
I have since enjoyed every second of my stay here, and don't plan on leaving!

Here is to another ten years!

Mike

At 7/14/04 10:34 PM, Dire_Wolf9 wrote: Hey Guys what do you think of my new signature pic?

Ahhhh, it is like waaaaaaaay to stetched out!
The white box with your name in it also looks rather... Tacky...
Good job if the goal you had was to have your sig look like every other n00bs though!

::::Truth Hurts::::

Mike

At 7/14/04 11:28 PM, BladeGunner wrote: OMFG!!! TEH SECKSAY!!!

That is not sexy! That is my mother!

>:(

Mike

At 7/14/04 11:21 PM, BladeGunner wrote: Jenna Jameson

Ummm.... What?

Mike

At 7/14/04 11:10 PM, BladeGunner wrote: For the love of god man, atleast wait untill they have developed!

This is as good as it gets!

Mike

We are in need of a new flag, one that the people of this city can all relate to!
So gentlemen, behold, my greatest creation!

Mike

At 7/14/04 10:39 PM, BladeGunner wrote: As the tester of the slaves I will give you the power to adjust the minimum age of the slaves. The pres cant have all the power.

If they can suck things, they are old enough!
So says the rules of me!

Mike

At 7/14/04 10:35 PM, BladeGunner wrote: You = Secretary of the Secks Slaves and Vice President of the Republic of the Leet People of the World! Make your nation proud!

Now that is a title I can be proud to say in front of my parents!
I will have sex with everyone! Just no old people! They already had enough sex in their life!

Bring on the jail bait!

Mike

At 7/14/04 10:21 PM, ref wrote: Now you want Child porn??

Yes, we all do!

I don't want just a sex slave, I want all of them.
The topic starter must give them all to me! He will do it because I said it!

>:(

Mike

At 7/14/04 10:15 PM, venus18 wrote: yeah i'll do that! good idea, it will have to do

If, for what ever reason, you feel the need to have sex with him, run all the way to New Jersey and have sex with me.
That would be the right thing to do.
Also, if you are ugly, bring a bag with you, don't ask why, just do it!

Mike

I wonder how much longer it will be until the game hit the stores, or if they will even sell it in most big name video game stores?!

Mike

Portal of evil sounds like a gay place where faggot goth kids submit faggot goth movies and bitch about how much life sucks while they put on black eyeliner.

Mike

You feel bad because you want his penis in your vagina!
Don't feel bad, everyone wants his penis in their vagina!

Mike

"Hey how is everyone doing tonight?"

When ever any of them say that, I almost die from laughing so hard!

Mike

At 7/14/04 05:07 PM, Shpouiten wrote: and a whole new audio portal !

Amen to that, if it wasn't for you, I would probably never upload things to the Audio Portal. Even a flash that no one really takes note of still gets at least 12 reviews and 500 views.
Where as the Audio Portal, most songs are lucky to have just 1 review and 10 downloads. But I think if they do update this site all the way, the last thing they will update is the Audio Portal, if at all.

:/

Mike

At 7/14/04 05:09 PM, goofygarber wrote: yes... i know! he also needs to use that word less... heres is him talking to me last night

OMG!
Dobio called me a fag and it hurt my feelings.
I cried all night because of it! </Loser

>:(

Mike

At 7/14/04 05:00 PM, -Dogbert- wrote: I know I am.

Now you see, I myself am NOT.
I like having a good post count, but I like my post count better than his. The main reason, I don't feel I spam with a lot of short one line posts.
No offense to him, but it is quality over quantity, at least that is how I feel.

Mike

The thing is, Tanner probably doesn't care that much about his post count, so it won't be that big a deal to him if he gets passed.

Mike

Thanks for all the congrats everyone!
^_^
I wonder what things will be like in another year from now, we will all be a much higher level, probably a lot more n00bs about.
I can only hope that by then, they will have updated the whole site to the new layout.

Mike

At 7/14/04 07:25 AM, marzzbar wrote:

At 7/14/04 06:36 AM, paulz_69 wrote: Maybe using of the BBS can be a level 9 "Secret" in the future. That would solve a few problems i think. Just an idea.

That is an excellent idea. Someone tell Tom or Wade!

That is the worst idea ever.
Not everyone wants to gain levels, and not everyone knows how!
Crimson_Edge, a well known Newgrounds member, is still a level 1, he has the right to not want to get to a higher level in order to post.

Mike

At 7/14/04 07:11 AM, Baron_Von_Bad_Guy wrote: a year later

+ "A year ago!"

Second time today I had to correct myself!
Argh, things like that piss me off, but that is what happens when you type fast some times.

Mike

At 7/14/04 07:03 AM, Brahma wrote: But... you don't have to believe me...

O_O

I do now!
No n00b would be able to know of those things!
Heck, I didn't even know about the Pokemon one you just talked about.
My oldest account dates back to late october 2002.
I would never do much on it other then play game after game, when I made this account a year later, I used my old one as an alt.
My old one was called "Jrgly_Mrgly". Haha, I don't talk much about it though, it may have been here first but this is the account I look at as my real one!

Mike

At 7/14/04 06:58 AM, -Akula- wrote: That's a myth...it's FALSE. Proven by the MTV Urban Myth Show.

I don't know who would have been dumb enough to believe it...
Who would be that stupid? Well other than the guy you just quoted...

Mike

At 7/14/04 06:09 AM, Brahma wrote: I may be lvl2, but I have been a loyal viewer to Newgrounds way before the Portal...

What made you feel the need to join with in the last two days?
I don't believe when people say that. It just doesn't add up that they would take all this time to join if they are so "loyal".

Mike

At 7/14/04 02:16 AM, MrX2003 wrote: Got 13,337 b/p points! I was lucky enough that it was on the Top

Congrats on that cool number. You are still a good deal in front of me.
It seems we have both slowed down a bit at the same time.

Mike

At 7/14/04 01:56 AM, ThumperTHEhumpFUCKIE wrote: how do you become dark or light??

You say "dude" a few more times at the start of each post!

Mike