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Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted July 13th, 2012 in General

Sex.

Show NG your desktop!

Response to: Ridiculous posts on Yahoo Answers Posted March 29th, 2012 in General

At 3/29/12 01:27 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: LoLL!!!

Things like this: Why you shouldn't let dogs lick your face.

Response to: Show off your new signatures Posted February 8th, 2012 in General

Didn't turn out as good as I hoped, but It'll do for now.

Response to: Redesign Posted September 5th, 2011 in General

Tomorrow.

Response to: android java rpg? Posted August 1st, 2011 in Mobile

At 7/31/11 01:55 PM, TompanX wrote: I've been thinking,I want to make an android rpg in java what whould be a good IDE?

thanks

GTA parody :D

Response to: best websites out there? Posted July 30th, 2011 in General

At 7/30/11 02:45 PM, poinl wrote: This is definitly not one of them.

All... these.... fucking... ALERTS!

Response to: 16 year old girl tits. Posted July 30th, 2011 in General

At 8/20/09 04:27 AM, AndersonCouncil wrote:
At 8/20/09 04:22 AM, UCanCallMeJesus wrote: Where did you come from. I live in the US and I am pretty sure that it is illegal here for a adult to fuck a minor. Thats crazy if I had a child I wouldn't live there.
The legal age to consent for sex is 16 if my memory serves me right.

Yes, but that rule is blatantly ignored.

Response to: Would you drink your urine? Posted July 30th, 2011 in General

No, the salt makes your mouth go dry and you'd probably be sick. The sick would then be with you forever, and your cell would always stink of vomit.

Response to: Child killed for taking popsicle. Posted July 30th, 2011 in General

Sick.
Fucking.
Bastards.

Response to: How do I change my aura? Posted July 30th, 2011 in General

People told you how to, yet you lack the intelligence to still do it. Troll, is my conclusion.

Response to: The Google+ Circle Posted July 30th, 2011 in Clubs & Crews

At 7/29/11 01:30 AM, DirkaDirka-2 wrote: you forgot the jerk OP

The jerk? What?

Response to: Top entries from 07/29/2011! Posted July 30th, 2011 in P-bot's Postings

Project: Infiltrate was amazing! Why does it have such a low score?

Response to: Mcdonalds Interview Tomorrow Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

If it were me, I'd at least ware a shirt and sensible trousers, maybe a tie, and an overcoat or jacket. Nice and formal :)

Response to: A girl cuts off your penis. Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

Tear off her pubic hair with a strip of wax, and tear off her fingernails slowly. Then tie her up somewhere she cannot be found and leave her to rot.

Response to: You're a useless member of society. Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

I gave £10 to pudsey bear

Response to: If you haven't found Newgrounds... Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

lol, roblox forums

If you haven't found Newgrounds...

Response to: gremar and spaling Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

Your getting mad. Try not to let you're temper to go, OP.

Response to: Nyan Cat Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

Got up to 3,000 seconds before I accidentally closed it, damn. At least I took a screen shot not so long ago:

Nyan Cat

Response to: Nyan Cat Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

AAARRRGHH! 500 seconds and I have a fucking headache!

Response to: How would you improve Newgrounds? Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

Also, have this in the BBS

sorry for the double post
Response to: How would you improve Newgrounds? Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

At 7/29/11 12:20 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Maybe a kind of NG Twitter-like system that notifies you whenever the user you're following makes a new thread or portal submission. You can only follow maybe 3 to 5 users, though.

/stalking :3

Also, get notifications, or alerts, or whatever it's called, to notify you if somebody quotes you.

Response to: If NG had an 18+ only forum Posted July 29th, 2011 in General

At 7/29/11 12:26 AM, Gagsy wrote: It would be much less fun. Seriously.

You just don't want to be left behind

Response to: Do Irish people have legs? Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

Why the fuck would Irish peoplenot have legs?

Response to: Amy Winehouse pays you 100,000US$.. Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

I'd take the money, and then I won't have to get the drugs. You know, because she's dead.

Response to: How to get users on my forum? Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

At 7/28/11 11:26 AM, Fuzi0n wrote: Yea, i see what you mean, about people losing interest having to wait.
I will change it so 'users who haven't been approved' can view forums, but not post.

Theme looks good, I'll join if it becomes more popular.

Response to: Posting .pngs Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

Maybe we used to be able to, but the wiki didn't keep up when that feature was disabled.

Response to: Newgrounders on other forums? Posted July 28th, 2011 in General

This, obviously, is the one I use the most.
But I use FacebookForums, and have around 50 posts, PlayStation Vita Forums, and have around 40 posts, and Green Tavern, and have around 200 posts.

Response to: Top entries from 07/27/2011! Posted July 28th, 2011 in P-bot's Postings

A snack too far was funny, should have a better score to me.

Response to: The Sig Challenge Posted July 27th, 2011 in General

Not worth the risk.

Response to: Lifeless... Posted July 27th, 2011 in General

On my first day I posted.... about twice.
Remember to deposit every day, low levels make you look like a newb.