It's fun trying to remember and locate the four million goddamn devices I have that tell the time so I can change them all. I always find something I missed before.

MY SOCKS TELL THE TIME WHAT THE FUCK.
THIS SPOON HAS AN INTEGRATED LCD DISPLAY GOOD HEAVENS.

At 10/12/09 08:57 PM, IronKoala wrote:

At 10/12/09 08:54 PM, Hellian00 wrote: That's not too bad. You can do it yourself.

I could... But i don't want to.

Go on, you know you want to :)

But remember: articles, conjunctions and prepositions that are less than five letters long are not capitalized unless they are the first or last word of the song title.

At 10/12/09 08:09 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Mummy, sausages are like a party in my mouth.

Genius.

All the proof is there.

I am the king of the internet. Go to bed.

Hahaha, I've only posted 32 threads? I've probably been banned more times than that.

Marvelous work. Good luck in the future.

Beating a dead horse is animal cruelty.

For more information, please vist http://www.peta.org.

FIVE YEARS AGO AHAHA OWNED BITCH.

That's funny, I thought I locked this thread...

Erection Fraud

Politically-minded anti-feminists with a punk rock edge. Take six viagra before going on-stage.

Across the Universe, Can't Buy Me Love, Eight Days a Week, No Reply, Paperback Writer & Eleanor Rigby, as of late. Magical Mystery Tour is really growing on me as well.

Sorry for the unlock, but what is this anyway? It was written on the first one too, under the flap.

Song name: Eleanor Rigby
Artist: The Beatles
Genre: Pop/Rock

I didn't hand-pick these. Honest.

But it's not even rain... oh, I get it. It one of those deep, mysterious, conceptually metaphoric and cognitively linguistic bands. Like My Chemical Romance or something.

One more.

And another...

Every forum I visit seems to do this from time to time and you've probably taken part before, but the results are always different and we don't seem to have had one of our own for a good six months or so, so let's give it a whirl.

The general idea:

1. Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Ran dom. The title of the first random article selected, whatever it is, will be the band name.

2. Go to http://www.randomquotes.org. Take the last four or five words from the first quote as the album title.

3. Go to http://www.flickr.com/explore/interestin g/7days. The third image will be the album cover.

Then just throw everything together in Photoshop or Paint, fuck around with it for five minutes and see what you can do.

Here're a few to get things rolling...

DA DA DA DAA.

You got the Video Games Forum Link!

At 7/17/09 11:13 AM, NikeThanatos wrote: He suffered what is known as a Pneumothorax, in his case a spontaneous one. It's where air gets into the chest cavity. I've had that happen tome 3 times.

Five times here. Stop slacking.

Did yours stop occuring on its own or did you have to have a pleurodesis/pleurectomy to sort it out?

For MethHeadJovan so loved the forums, that he gave his only begotten thread, that whosoever readeth it should not revel, but have eyes that doth roll.

Fulp Moderation Systems Inc: Not recognised by the International Federation of Human Rights.

Advance Wars DS, at least towards the end of the game. It got to the point where I knew that I wasn't going to get anywhere for the first few hours because developing a half-decent strategy required a fair bit of trial and error.

Heavy on the error.

At 6/2/09 03:55 PM, firemaker60 wrote:

At 6/2/09 03:48 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: My only complaint about this year's show was the vitality sensor. I honestly can't see how it would work well with any games.

Well, there was previously a pulse sensing device released in Japan for the N64, and it was used for a Tetris game. The higher your pulse, the faster the pieces dropped. Apparently, it sold okay, so Nintendo will probably find other ways to use a person's pulse.

Like the track parts in Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games...

Survival horror game that monitors your pulse/heartrate. The higher your heartrate, the more difficulty you have aiming weapons, your character's vision becomes impaired, in-game movement and reflexes are temporarily hightened, stamina is drained more quickly, etc.

Basically, Eternal Darkness 2. Or something.

At 6/2/09 02:56 PM, Jonny879 wrote: four big bosses??

Metal Gear Solid: Hypersurface Tension.

HIDEO 1

This is fucking mondo sick.

No Zelda, no Pikmin :(

BUT DAMN SON, SMG2.
AND HOLY SHITBALLS, TEAM NINJA METROID.

At 5/26/09 01:48 PM, JoeMorrisNG wrote: ... This has happened to most Newgrounders I know, that's why I'm starting this. We need to work together to get the help we need with Newgrounds.

What? You want to be able to edit reviews and forums posts, or something?

At 5/25/09 09:35 PM, Paryl wrote: Every day Newgrounds is conforming more and more to accommodate these guests...

Haha. Here's a NG ad from 2003: