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At 12/30/11 11:34 AM, daethdrain wrote: Alright.
What race are you?

My horse was stolen from me, so I will assume he is a Redguard.

At 4/23/11 11:09 AM, groundpwndr wrote: I don't believe i extinction, or evolution, so I don't care to comment, but I believe we are arguing over semantics and what a penis is. When you give name to a creature, you start at its head and then go to its tail. So your picture is indeed of a Cock Horse, and the "Penis" is in fact an over developed clitoris.

But... it ejaculated in my mouth.
Surely an over sized Horse Cock (yes, it is a Horse Cock, end of discussion) clitoris is incapable of ejaculation?

At 4/23/11 10:42 AM, groundpwndr wrote:

At 4/23/11 09:43 AM, Azutom wrote: Look at its magnificent feathers.
Wouldn't you like to stroke its large, erect penis?

I hate to be such a picky bro, but that is a Cock Horse, not a Horse Cock.

It is also a female Cock Horse, and has no penis. Nice try though.

I took that picture in my backyard, I can assure you it is indeed a Horse Cock.
I can also assure you that it is a male Horse Cock. I've spent countless nights in the barn snuggling with its penis.

Cock Horses are extinct as far as I know.

Look at its magnificent feathers.
Wouldn't you like to stroke its large, erect penis?

I've ravaged your mom's vagina since early 89'.

Fuck you, Godzilla.

I like to stick rocks up my bum and clench my butt cheeks.

This is the first time I've ever heard of Kongregate, but I'm sure its community is less retarded than the 12 year-old infested NG forums.

At 11/19/10 07:27 PM, reaper-plus wrote: go home

Yes, that's what I'm hoping for if you catch my drift.

Aw yeah, baby.

600 hours in MS paint.

At 11/19/10 06:27 PM, High-Dark wrote: no i havent and now im gonna have nightmares

Embrace it.

Ask your mother for an all-you- can-eat seafood buffet.
You'll be waist deep in relative clam.

At 11/19/10 05:55 PM, Nikenick wrote:

At 11/19/10 05:53 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 11/19/10 05:51 PM, BAKEdLays wrote:

At 11/19/10 05:46 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Not with my mother no.

Now my cousin however...

the one in the middle

NICE

Do you think black people have black sperm?

They have glow in the dark sperm.

Having participated in one of the biggest bukkakefests in Africa last year, I can confirm this.

At 11/19/10 05:46 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Not with my mother no.

Now my cousin however...

the one in the middle

That totally defeats the purpose of incest.
What I find so arousing about it is the thought of returning to the moist hole which I came. <3

Writing that made me rock hard.

At 11/19/10 05:42 PM, Nikenick wrote: I always dreamed about raping her with a shake weight.

I'm sure she would enjoy that immensely.
I know I did.

That reminds me, you need to excavate my rectum later tonight.

Have you ever considered ravaging your mother's stinky fish caves with your massive man meat?

Spongebob causes premature ejaculation.

Thanks guys.

At 3/7/08 09:38 PM, Azutom wrote: No.
Man, what the fuck?

No man should even think about that.

Update. I now swallow my own cum after each ejaculation.

When I'm about to cum during sex, I pull out, lay on my back and jizz in my face. When I have time, I perform auto fellatio just before I'm about to ejaculate.

Like a cumfart cocktail on a stormy night.

Beastiality.
Go enjoy a dog deep dicking some disgusting women.

No, Dad, no!

I fart in your general direction.

Cool, I'll dump her--- AFTER I SHOVE THIS CACTUS UP MY BALONEY ASSHOLE AND VAGINA

That is none of your business, sir.
My prices are between me and my clients.

At 4/30/10 06:16 AM, Shauna wrote: Don't worry about getting prostate cancer any longer! GET YOUR NEW PROSTATE VACCINE TODAY!

IMO very good news. No more will you have to have a doctors hand up your ass.

:O

At 4/30/10 06:47 AM, Master-of-pancakes wrote:

At 4/30/10 06:38 AM, Azutom wrote: No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do.
I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa, chocolate goo.. in your asshole.

Hmm i must say.

I've got AIDS, Beastman AIDS, and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking drawers.

No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do.
I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa, chocolate goo.. in your asshole.

At 4/17/10 06:45 PM, kraze0R wrote: its´s normal, it´s actually even more normal if you put the lit part inside your anus, also inside your penus.

I just stick it in, light it, and let it melt in my ass.
It's incredibly hot. Feels fantastic.
I do enjoy inserting things into my urethra as well. Mostly q-tips.

I dreamed that my right hand turned into a horse cock with a mind of its own.
It's safe to say I thoroughly enjoyed fisting in that dream.

At 4/17/10 06:24 PM, 111122223188 wrote: Surely you could have tried harder than that?

If I did, my anus would be sore.