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Response to: Looking for beats... Posted November 4th, 2013 in Audio

At 11/2/13 11:42 AM, kernelv wrote: I'm working on a joke rap album a long the lines of something like yung lean or lil b.

Anyway I realized today that I suck at making music and it would be great if anyone wanted to produce some rap beats for me it doesn't even have to be good just something I could throw asinine lyrics over.

If anyone is interested please reply to this thread or pm me

you'll receive credit of course

I don't generally leave my good beats on NG, but if you need a trap joint or two I can cook up some shit.

  • Rip Dum - AxTekk
    Rip Dum - AxTekk by AxTekk

    Beat for Clabtrap

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  • Ambitiosior - Inst.
    Ambitiosior - Inst. by AxTekk

    Palestrina/ Trap hybrid.

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  • One Must Die - AxTekk
    One Must Die - AxTekk by AxTekk

    Battle Beat with extra time for shit talk

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  • Fly - AxTekk
    Fly - AxTekk by AxTekk

    Beat for the upcoming comp

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  • KaosCypher -instr-
    KaosCypher -instr- by AxTekk

    64 bars of darkness.

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Response to: Best albums of 2013 Posted November 4th, 2013 in General

At 11/3/13 09:39 PM, Tremulos wrote: Pic related

Yeezus was crazy interesting, but not even close to best imho. We have the return of an old rap icon (MMLP2), a crazy newcomer changing e'rythang (Acid Rap) the crazy flows of Danny Brown (OLD) AND Run The Motherfuckin' Jewels. 2013 reaally was something special.

Response to: What if... Posted November 4th, 2013 in General

Fucking bonus, let's have at this incestuous bisexual threesome shit

Response to: i want to make my own beats Posted November 4th, 2013 in Audio

At 11/3/13 04:36 PM, Omegeist wrote: He is looking for a free program guys

Price doesn't always matter for us slightly less moral producers. A list of good expensive DAWs should still come in handy no matter how much cash he has on hand.

Response to: "official" Atheism Vs. Theism Topic Posted November 4th, 2013 in Politics

At 11/4/13 01:42 PM, Twelfthelf wrote: In an amoral universe, who cares about morality, you should only care about yourself and your friends.

So if God didn't exist you would see no need to be moral?

Response to: "official" Atheism Vs. Theism Topic Posted November 4th, 2013 in Politics

At 11/4/13 11:19 AM, Twelfthelf wrote: I don't hear a refutation, faggot.

It's funny Ayer, Mills and Hooker (all atheists) are 3 of the most influential ethical philosophers ever.

Response to: Would you take the Mona Lisa Posted November 4th, 2013 in General

I would probably leave it be. I mean, it's a great painting but it really isn't my style. Be awesome to have it in my room adding to the ambience of the place but a lot more people would benefit much more from having it in a museum.

If it was a work by Retna or Daim though, like FUCK would anyone else be getting a glimpse of it.

Response to: continue the story Posted November 4th, 2013 in General

At 11/4/13 09:21 AM, elitegamer11 wrote:
At 11/4/13 08:41 AM, Miked1231 wrote:
- he also died from surprise.
Then, zombies came to attack the store.
then someone called 999 (i live in the uk and we have 999 here instead of 911) and the police attacked the zombies but they wore overwhelmed and they become zombies too

However, Zombie Mike still had memories of the store he had grown up in, laughing with his friends by the slushy machine and running out to grab shopping when his mum was sick (his dad left when he was 12, but he wasn't ever really around anyway). Even through the haze of death he vowed to protect the store from the asshole zombies.

Response to: Your position on the death penalty Posted November 4th, 2013 in Politics

At 11/4/13 03:34 AM, Nor wrote: I think it should be kept out of it most of the time and only in extreme cases should it be used

Just curious, when do you think it should be used?

Response to: Off the grid living. Posted November 3rd, 2013 in General

Calm down

Response to: loud people in dorms Posted November 3rd, 2013 in General

At 11/3/13 10:23 PM, AxTekk wrote: if you make friends then you can just ask them to turn it down when you have to study.

Oh PLUS @Sequenced if you sleep with one of them and they have wifi you can take their wifi. In my dorms there's no wifi, but I had a fling with a girl upstairs from me who had set up a router and now I still have access. I seriously hope she doesn't cotton on to me sapping her internets.

FUCK BITCHES GET WIFI

Response to: Girl used me for money (True Story) Posted November 3rd, 2013 in General

At 11/3/13 10:24 PM, Wriggle wrote: Yea but I actually liked her. She was fun to talk to and whatnot. I'm not sure at what point she started using me either. I think she was sincere at first until she realized how clingy I am.

I know girls don't like clingy guys but its hard for me not to be for whatever reason.

Nah I feel that. I only found I was able to make relationships work after I got my heart broke. Meant I was comfortable keeping my distance and playing cool. A certain lack of trust can actually be really healthy imho, means there's always space and mystery. Bitches love space and mystery.

Response to: loud people in dorms Posted November 3rd, 2013 in General

Go join in. I'm serious, go be social and open minded and if you make friends then you can just ask them to turn it down when you have to study.

If, instead they act like hoes about it, you can be a prick about it safe in the knowledge that there is no friendship lost at all.

Response to: Girl used me for money (True Story) Posted November 3rd, 2013 in General

Come on Wriggle, get your shit together. If she doesn't want to split on the motel a prostitute's cheaper as well as more experienced.

Response to: Legal age for consent? Posted November 3rd, 2013 in Politics

At 11/3/13 10:04 AM, FordV8 wrote: I've been trying to find out what my sexual preference really is. I'm sure I'm straight, but I think I might have pedophile tendencies. Hell, I'm more comfortable around prepubescent girls than adult women.

Don't worry, you're probably straight, just very repressive and feel threatened by female sexuality. Seriously, just lighten up and smile about this stuff. There's nothing inherently wrong with sex and there's really no reason to be so afraid of it.

Response to: Welfare users swarm Walmart Posted November 3rd, 2013 in Politics

At 11/2/13 10:54 AM, Camarohusky wrote:
At 11/2/13 10:09 AM, Ericho wrote: I was unaware that so many people had food stamps, apparently one out of seven. That doesn't make sense to me, as apparently the rate of unemployment is about one out of ten. I don't know why you'd be qualified if you have a job, but maybe part part time is just that bad.
Minimum wage isn't enough to have a home, be clothed, and feed more than 1 mouth.

Certainly puts the welfare queen rhetoric on its ass if at least 30% of food stamp recipients have a job.

Response to: I think lsd = insanity Posted November 3rd, 2013 in Politics

At 11/3/13 02:29 AM, PujPlianc wrote: All I see is static movement no colors or things that aren't there. From what I gather dumb normal people only see that they live in world where the details are airbrushed out with words and aren't aware of it

How much did you take bro, and how often? First time I only took half a tab and chilled with it, didn't get visuals just this awesome rounded perception, like being drunk but totally 100% in control.

Response to: Clabtrap 2013 Discussion Thread Posted November 1st, 2013 in Audio

At 10/29/13 01:42 AM, quunt wrote: HMU 4 BATTLE F4GG0R.

I'll battle you

Response to: moments from 1980s Posted November 1st, 2013 in General

At 11/1/13 06:15 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: This is a former member of the FBI. We are getting word that you are selling illegal weed in your area. Give me your username and password. My crew will do a 2 hour investigation on your account and another crew will be arriving at your area in 20 minutes to perform yet a similar investigation but at your property. If you leave your current location we will arrest you. If you resist arrest, my other crew will have permission to open fire.

The funny part is that some people really do think police would be this careless with resources dealing with potheads.

Response to: Differences between The Two Trons Posted November 1st, 2013 in General

At 11/1/13 03:32 PM, PotHeadParadise wrote: old tron was better bro. new tron is all dubstep. What the fuck is a dubstep i dont hear fucking stepping while its dubbed. ITS FUCKING STUPID

lol dub + 2step = dubstep breh

Response to: They're Breeding! Posted November 1st, 2013 in General

At 11/1/13 04:45 PM, Entice wrote: Everyone knows that neckbeard permavirgins can never get laid, except through rape, which they always fail at
So where are the new ones coming from???
How is such a being born from an ordinary human?

Given that even the females have neckbeards, some say they are not born at all but grown

They're Breeding!

Response to: my new insult Posted November 1st, 2013 in General

At 11/1/13 03:51 PM, ManDeep wrote: cancerwhore. written as kanker-hoer, pronounced as kunkerhoor. The oo 's are pronounced the same as in moo.

Oh jesus christ, that DOES sound satisfying. Fuckin' Dutch get all the cool shit.

Response to: my new insult Posted November 1st, 2013 in General

At 11/1/13 03:12 PM, ManDeep wrote:
At 11/1/13 02:54 PM, AxTekk wrote:
At 11/1/13 02:05 PM, ManDeep wrote: In our country we use cancer as an insult.
Not like wishing cancer upon someone, just the word itself.
We use it like you people use fuck.
Do you make it into a verb like we do: ie, can you call someone a "cancering son of a bitch" or whatever the Dutch equivalent is?
We use it as an adjective. Like cancer whore or something. It sounds weird in english, but saying it in Dutch is so fulfilling and satisfying.

That doesn't sound that weird actually, like calling someone a cancer-face would work for sure. Do adjectives follow nouns in Dutch or the other way round (ie: would it be cancer-whore or whore-cancer)?

Response to: my new insult Posted November 1st, 2013 in General

At 11/1/13 02:05 PM, ManDeep wrote: In our country we use cancer as an insult.
Not like wishing cancer upon someone, just the word itself.
We use it like you people use fuck.

Do you make it into a verb like we do: ie, can you call someone a "cancering son of a bitch" or whatever the Dutch equivalent is?

Response to: Project It! Posted November 1st, 2013 in General

At 11/1/13 02:49 PM, Nor wrote:
At 11/1/13 12:58 PM, Entice wrote:
At 11/1/13 12:56 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: lol
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i actually kinda like this new thing of his lol

lol it's a great way of showing others how lighthearted and cas we are on tintehweb lel

Response to: I think lsd = insanity Posted November 1st, 2013 in Politics

This is complete bullshit. I have taken (and occasionally still will take) a very considerable amount of LSD and can confirm there are zero lasting effects for the standard person without a predisposition to psychosis.

Words of warning though: You have no way of telling whether or not you'll be effected by it (psychotically) so be cautious. Equally, everyone can have a bad trip so be safe if you take it and keep in a place with good vibes.

Response to: "official" Atheism Vs. Theism Topic Posted November 1st, 2013 in Politics

At 11/1/13 01:39 AM, The-General-Public wrote: Hitler only publicly identified that way. He was utterly disdainful of Christianity in private, though he was not an atheist.

Genuinely interested - what proof is there for this? I haven't heard of this so far.

Response to: hello Tom Posted October 30th, 2013 in General

@AKACCMIOF

Response to: illuminati Posted October 29th, 2013 in General

At 10/29/13 09:49 PM, Sekhem wrote: black illuminati

What, like an empowered NGE or a race swapped military-industrial complex?

Response to: Flying Spaghetti Monster Posted October 29th, 2013 in General

At 10/29/13 08:40 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Please elaborate? R'amen.

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.