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Recently got around to playing through the recent Aesop Rock album (I'm tardy, I know) and there were a few moments the lyrics just completely hit me. I think we all have some lyrics that hit us like that though, ones that either resonate or just convey emotions all too well.

So, anyway, ITT we post up to 4 lines of god-tier lyrics.

Today I pulled three green frogs out of leaf and bark
Where the grape vines climb a convenient barn
I told them, "You will grow to be something tenacious and exalted;
You are mighty, you are gracious, you are lauded"

At 2/24/14 04:44 PM, ManDeep wrote:

At 2/24/14 01:52 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Yes, many people have and gamemaker is kind of "meh" from what I have heard. Never hurts to try!

Gamemaker... Sounds like gaymaker.

Sounds like gay-May-cuh

At 2/23/14 06:47 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: 1) Oh wow, the kid wasn't black
2) So much protection as a cop. You're not named, you get paid leave...

I swear, there are so few white people sensible enough to see how bad the police can be, especially in places like LA. I can't believe black people still have to go through so much racist shit in 2014.

At 2/23/14 07:06 AM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 2/23/14 06:51 AM, AxTekk wrote: Insanctuary, as much as I enjoy your posts, you don't know what you're talking about. Some sexual desires have a neurotic root, and others aren't associated with any other mental/ cognitive abnormalities. Pedophilia would be the former and homosexuality/ asexuality the latter.

They are both desires. What you're trying to say is, "not all desires are inconsequential".

No. What I'm trying to say is some sexual desires have a neurotic root, and others aren't associated with any other mental/ cognitive abnormalities. And these results are backed up by self report inventories, case studies looking at the wider trajectory of a person's life and their physiological responses to erotic stimuli.

I <3 you, but you really don't know shit about this.

At 2/22/14 05:48 PM, Insanctuary wrote:

At 2/22/14 05:45 PM, Maltos wrote: That has nothing to do with sexual orientation

Sexual orientation = Desire

Insanctuary, as much as I enjoy your posts, you don't know what you're talking about. Some sexual desires have a neurotic root, and others aren't associated with any other mental/ cognitive abnormalities. Pedophilia would be the former and homosexuality/ asexuality the latter.

At 2/22/14 02:06 PM, Yusuf wrote:

At 2/22/14 01:29 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: Attention people who like rap: Fuck you. That is all.

Agreed. It's just talking fast - how the hell is that considered talent to any extent

Just listen to these rhymes.

At 2/22/14 12:53 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 2/22/14 04:57 AM, Mathea wrote: This one, maybe?

Yep, that's it

Fuck I should've refreshed the thread before posting.

It's not really rap though, I'd say it's more like RnB. That sax line is filthy as well.

Would it be this?

Cause this is old mayyyynnn

At 2/22/14 02:56 AM, TheMajormel wrote: liberals
cliques
users who post shitty porn on their newspost
shitty hentai artists
any thing of the electronica genre
rambo
stoners

discuss

I'm a liberal, electronica writing stoner

3/7, cancer index of 0.43. I'm OK with this!

I swear we've had this thread already

At 2/20/14 12:30 AM, CiviLies wrote: I remember watching a Vice Doco in which a Memphis Crip was trying to organize all the local gangs to counter-protest a protest being held by the Ku Klx Klan. The climax looked to be very promising...

Except there wasn't one. None of the gang members (including the one who tried organizing them in the first place) even bothered to show up. The Klan members came through, had their little rally, and went back to the woods of Mississippi.

In case anyone was wondering, the Klan was protesting the name change of a Memphis Park. The park was named after some racist or some one and didn't want the park re-named after someone who was black.

to be fair, Memphis is hardly Crip territory lol. I can imagine the Memphis "crips" largely consisting of teenage drug dealers who worked for like one or two OGs in the area.

At 2/19/14 11:37 PM, SpankyG wrote: 2. I'm still a virgin.

Didn't you have the sex tape with the black chick?

There's 7 billion people in the world - do you really think there's 7 billion different personalities?

At 2/19/14 07:13 PM, GunMaster5 wrote:

At 2/18/14 09:03 PM, Insanctuary wrote: Like that matters, right? Ideas don't need definitive penis sizes, you know.

If you claim to be a genius, innovate!

Yeah, geniuses do shit. Get something published.

At 2/15/14 12:50 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Not where I live now.
But I grew up in Bradford in England and we used to get fairly regular gypsy infestations.
My main complaints about them are that they steal things, mess places up and don't give their offspring a decent education. Basically their children either don't go to school, or they keep moving from one school to another throughout their childhood and not being able to focus.

I remember it being in the local newspaper a few times when the gypsies had taken over patches of land. Everybody hates them.

Is that gypsies or travellers though?

I used to live in the New Forest out in the South East, and I knew a lot of cunts who I thought were gypsies, who everyone said were gypsies but it was only at 9 that I met a legit gypsy family. And they were aight. Weird, definitely not people I'd fuck with, but nothing like the "gypsy" travellers who were really just chavs in caravans.

At 2/19/14 07:50 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Pictured: OP

HA i get it

At 2/19/14 07:26 PM, Fluffington wrote: Oh! Remember to wear red neckties if you take my advice, red is the color is passion, lust, and boldness, love.

DOUBLE POST SOZ

Not sure about necktie, but red IS an awesome colour. Think maybe I'll grab a red T to wear with black jeans and jacket, match it up with my red vans. Overkill?

At 2/19/14 07:24 PM, Fluffington wrote: I personally have a fetish for men in classy suits, amd with shows like Mad Men being popular I'm sure I'm not alone. If you wore a pin-striped waistcoat you could also play off the 'Roaring 20'Gangster' as a style too.

Plus you'd look normal when outside.

Damn that would look crazy, if I wasn't a poorfag I might genuinely go out and get some suit clothes.

Also, while swagger in that shit is ridiculous, given I'm likely to be amongst the youngest there I'm not sure if the suit would fit my aesthetic. Maybe wear my super-fly blazer over black jeans, spiky belt and a shirt? That sounds kinda fly right?

At 2/19/14 06:37 PM, Little-Kinky wrote: Just go and have fun~ You'll be like a virgin going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show for the first time~

Hahahaha oh jesus this is going to be SO much fun. I mean, I've done kinky stuff before, I even think I've done it the vast majority of times I've had sex, but this... this is going to be next level.

This is one to never tell the kids about.

At 2/19/14 06:25 PM, leanlifter1 wrote: The article was invalided because they used closet homosexuals and not straight males and they had no control group let alone evidence that the experiment even took place.

Wow

I don't have enough palms

I don't have enough faces

At 2/19/14 06:10 PM, Little-Kinky wrote: Err, if you're serious, just don't make an idiot of yourself~

Can't ya call the host and, like, ask?

That might be an idea actually. I'm kinda sure they just rent the place out though.

At 2/19/14 06:13 PM, Trambamboline wrote: Go in your regular clothes. Check the place out and see if you're interested in coming back. You're over-thinking this a bit, it's pretty unlikely that everyone will be wearing full latex body suits or anything.

Yeah, I think you might have a point. I'll probably just get high, cycle down, grab a couple drinks and cycle back. If between the drinks grabbing and unlocking my bike I enter an other worldly realm of BDSM pleasure, that's A OK with me.

At 2/19/14 06:09 PM, leanlifter1 wrote: You are searching for the wrong answers. You are trying to erroneously use rhetorical nonsense to lay claim that all straight men are gay

Of course they aren't. All I'm trying to say is the people who obsess over the wrongness of homosexuality and baselessly accuse gays of various misdeeds (attacking children, worshipping satan etc) tend to be latent homosexuals. Which is proven.

I think the bulk of straight people are just misinformed by these closet cases.

At 2/19/14 06:02 PM, Little-Kinky wrote: Not that I would know, but I think everyone would recognize you as a newbie and not mind your lack of kink.

Hmmmm true, but I still want to try and get it right, yano? Right now I'm thinking black tee, black jeans and a spiky belt. That's both hip AND borderline fetishy.

At 2/19/14 06:07 PM, VJF wrote:

At 2/19/14 05:56 PM, dickfag wrote: Hey man, go in a full latex-outfit.

Why do they look scared.

wouldnt u b?

Protip: Everyone'll be an asshole until you post a pic with a timestamp :3

At 2/19/14 05:43 PM, Shade wrote: I wouldn't recommend wearing one at all really. Expensive and y'know, most sane people don't like Nazis.

To be honest, if the alternative is a fucking gimp suit I might just go and get a vague looking military outfit from a costume shop. SOMEONE will be into it, and at least I could pass it off as fancy dress.

At 2/19/14 05:36 PM, Shade wrote: Dress like this.

Nazi Fetishes do exist, I don't know why either.

Hahahahaha oh god. Walking back home through the Polish neighbourhood I live in could be... interesting...

At 2/19/14 04:19 PM, leanlifter1 wrote:

At 2/19/14 10:53 AM, AxTekk wrote:

At 2/18/14 08:25 PM, leanlifter1 wrote: Who says it's Science ?

Anyone remotely familiar with the empirical method brah

Sorry but posting one paragraph with no references or experiments, methods or spreadsheets, tests, or data-log's or a double blind clinical trials is not science it's rhetorical nonsense.

You clearly aren't familiar with pubmed lmao

The study is well established, let me google the experimenters names and the year for you.

http://my.psychologytoday.com/files/u47/Henry_et_al.pdf

Oh, look first result!

At 2/19/14 05:04 PM, sharpnova wrote:

At 2/18/14 07:11 PM, AxTekk wrote: You're honestly such a cunt, I really don't mind being judged by you.

Again. You've repeatedly committed the converse error. Since you don't know what that is.. I suggest you google it along with the other common fallacies.

Converse error is assuming that criticising x makes you x.

Here, it has however been proven that homophobes are genuinely latent homosexuals 80% of the time.

Also. Stop the presses. Someone who disagrees with you is a cunt. Oh wait.. it's not that I disagree it's the way I disagreed right? Wrong. It's just that I disagree with you. And some part of you can tell you're being led in these arguments due to the fact that they're rooted in nothing but emotion.

No, you're a cunt because you talk like a patronising asshole. I have a lot of friends who have different beliefs to my own - they just manage not to be cunty about an entire demographic of people they don't know.

A demographic I belong to.

At 2/19/14 05:28 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: what fetish is it, specifically

It lists it as generic fetish. There's spanking benches and shit in a dungeon downstairs, so I assume it has an S&M flavour.

At 2/19/14 05:29 PM, Fluffington wrote: What kinda fetish party is this? Gay? Straight? Bi?

GOOD question. Looks ambiguous, lots of straight people going, so it can't be that gay. Still, assume there will be some genderbenders about.