i found that pic on the internet. i swear. maybe it went around?

to make this more iteresting, the guy with the 2 legs walked up to this girl with TWO arms (yes two)they started making out, so i fugre they had known each other for awhile. the guy gave the girl a banana (wtf) and in return she gave him 2 dollars (WTF) they both ran in opposite directions (yes ran) and once they were opposite ends of teh street the girl threw the banana at the guy. the guy limbo-dodged it (bent over) and they started laughing and came back together again. i thought they were crazy so i decided to run home

VOTE 5 ON MY MOVIE ITS CALLED SEIZURE MOVIE/VIDEO I FORGOT LOL

yep

i know the game rocks, i like it, but im jsut asking why they put you in a statis cell, i never said it sucked

why do they put you in a fuckin statis cell, you won the tournament didnt you? maybe the answer is in unreal tournament and i missed it but can someone explain, or give me their opinion, why they lock you up forever when you are a god

yo there was this guy in a car and he was going at like 60 mph on a 40 mph limit and a SCHOOL ZONE. I could tell he was having fun since you could hear him yelling WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! the whole time he was driving. this was when i was walking home, and the same guy in teh same car scremaing WEEEEEEEEEEE passed me about 10 times while i was walking home. on the tenth time i guess he ran outa gass cuz he got out of the car and started pushing it, still yellin WEEEEEEEEEEE. i was like WTF and then RAN home as fast as i could. in teh middle of the night at like 1 o clock i heard someone yellign WEEEEEEEEEEEE and i was like NO IT CANT BE. i looked out the window, right in front of my house, which was about 8 blocks away from where his car ran outa gas, he was still pushing yelling WEEEEEEEEEEE. i threw a shoe at him and he passed out and i went to sleep. to this day i still think the good nights sleep was better than the 500$ fine

OK. there was this kid with glasses and velcro shoes, but he looked old enough to be 15. he was running down the street and behind him followed a guy on a skateboard, which looked like a really bad one. as i was eating my ice cream i thought a really funny thing to tell him. i told him hey your shoelaces are untied (remember he was wearing velcro) he stopped to check and noticed he had no laces but it was too late. the kid on the skateboard ran right into him and a scream was let out that could be heard for an entire 2 blocks "OMG MY ASS." Now of course a scream this loud would turn attention. almost everyone on the street opened stuck their head out of a window or opened a door to look what was happenening. right as everyone was watching this all happen some bird shit landed on the kid and he went home crying. and that was it...

its all TRUE

is a fat lady odd? is a shovel odd? is baldness odd? are tall people odd? are 4 way intersections odd? NO

it wasnt fake

also today i was walking down teh street and saw this tall guy. he was holding a basketball casually while walking across a street at a 4 way intersection. the intersection was very busy so he got stuck in the middle of it, where there was a median curb. he started getting pissed cuz the light woudlnt turn red for him to cross. he starting cursing at people and punching himself. finally he threw the basketball ejh was holding into teh street. a car coming by swurved loudly and formed a road block, and eventally there was a long line of cars 5 blocks down in my town. i was standing there watching it the whole time in front of a burger king where me and my friends were doing jackass stuff (shoppping carts, fat suits, acting retarded) and that was it...

i got gamecube and xbox and combined them with duct tape. anyway. i was walking down teh street the other day when i saw this extremely fat lady. she had no hair either. i was like HOLY SHIT and continued to walk along. when i got to my friends house we went on the inteernet and shit and then ti was like 9:00 when we looked out the window and saw that incredibly fat lady, and she had a shovel. she started shovelin my friends sidewalk for no reason and then left. we were like "OK..." and that was it

combined them with duct tape

Oh Yea

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