You've probably never tasted a good slice in your life...

Pity! Pity!

Unless you're in the tristate area of New York... I'm afraid that you've been eating a pale imitation.

Such a shame! A shame! A shame!

Ah well... Maybe you could swing by and have a real piece for once... I mean... I'm in upstate New York now... And the quality has dramatically decreased... Perhaps it has to do with the proximity to the city?

Heh... Well...

Enjoy your "pizza".

Heheh.

At 9/13/08 07:56 PM, VenomKing666 wrote: I like to share ;_;

Yeah, I found the first picture on /v/ anyway...

So...

I just thought it was weird. It was like double vision.

At 9/13/08 07:47 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

Probably you.

Who put this on /v/ and then who took the stuff from /v/ and put it here?

At 9/13/08 06:39 PM, CitricCyste wrote: Also, Ashford - the fan translation of Mother 3 is nearly done, so you can soon get it from them.
Dont know what their site is, doubt its Starmen.net..

I think it's Fobby.net. Starmen never do anything productive, they just yell a lot.

At 9/13/08 06:29 PM, CitricCyste wrote: Also, have you heard that Earthbound is coming on the Virtual Console?

I want Mother 3, not Mother 2. Is one more than two.

Wake up. And. Smell. The ashes.

At 9/13/08 01:53 PM, The777Demon wrote: I don't know POX. Sure you can say that it takes far less talent than a hand animated movie. But they do take effort to make even if it is very little in some cases.

No. We don't.

At 9/13/08 01:19 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: creative and new

Get behind me, Satan.

At 9/13/08 01:14 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: No but I would yell at a painter for putting stickers on his canvas.

But...

T-that's...

You corrupted my metaphor with you pedestrian whore logic. I am an artist. I shall not be bothered by the peanut gallery's interjections.

At 9/13/08 01:09 PM, Objection wrote: Capcom

Bwahahaha! If you only knew! If you only knew...

Ah, but I will never tell! Never tell, never tell, never tell!

SPRITES ARE AWESOME AND MAKE YOUR MOVIES BETER AND EASIER!

They are a tool with which you create! Would you yell at a painter for using brush? It's art, I say! Art!

What's this in real money?

I've also read a majority of the Bible for a class.

It definitely is something that everyone should read. Not for religious purposes even, but just to get the history behind one of the biggest movements in human history.

It's good to be informed. You'll seem smarter at parties.

At 9/11/08 06:22 PM, Gagsy wrote: ...

Can I borrow that sometime?

Yeah, I think I'd let you keep it.

I can't work out why, I'm just glad that lolicon wasn't labeled as sneaky pedophilia, I would have been pissed then.

They label it as something hip. Something cool. Something up and coming. Like lolicon is going to be the next pogs.

Also, he said lolicom. I've never heard that used ever.

At 9/11/08 06:16 PM, Gagsy wrote: Fucking ouch.

Tee hee.

But hey, apparently I'm a Hello Kitty vibrator-having lolicon-fappin' sex fiend.

So I guess we can call it even.

The first paragraph was painful to read.

Why would they allow this to go to print? WHY?

At 9/11/08 06:14 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Since when did MSNBC use "vibrator"?

What else are they going to report on today?

YOU SAID YOUD NEVER FORGET, NEWGROUNDS

JUST PUT A FUCKING BULLET IN BETWEEN MY EYES RIGHT NOW.

it's not just a fringe subculture anymore.

YES IT IS. JESUS FUCK IT IS. Go outside right now and tell someone that you just fapped to a sick new doujin. THEY'LL THINK YOURE SPEAKING GIBBERISH.

otaku culture has become entrenched in the hip American mainstream.

O A FUCKING R IS HIP AND MAINSTREAM.

MY STUFF IS NOT MAINSTREAM.

Now, at least 50 percent are female

A BUNCH OF NARUTO HEADBAND WEARING DEATHNOTE FANFICTION DIDDLING TO SONSOFAGUNS.

cuteness is fetishized

Oh nice, I would've said that eighteen year olds look like fourteen year olds so you can legally mastuburbate to it. Biut hey, I'm not the moe~ expert.

gender is often bent or dissolves altogether

Haha, this guy faps to futanari.

Men, on the other hand, are often passive worshipers of small figurines depicting sexy characters.

Just like in real life.

not all anime and manga is overtly sexua

Ah ha. Ah ha. Ah ha. Ha. Ha.

But sexually-suggestive and explicit anime like "Gurren Lagann"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

"The appeal of Japanese pop culture [to Americans] is that it is a moral-free zone,"

What does this even mean? If I'm a messed up person, I'm going to make my fetish work. Whether it be fapping to real enactments of it, hentai, or doing it myself. This shit doesn't enable me to see anything that I wouldn't have seen in some degree.

Lolita-complex culture

Delicious flat chested lolis are okay to fap to! And totally hip! Word!

for a true otaku, Eng says, it is not pedophilia.

HAHAHAHA, OH WOW.

More satisfying than real life

T_T

Play and fantasy are more important than actually having sex with a real person.

I'll give it to the guy, this is probably the only legitimate point he makes. This is where the appeal of hentai comes in, in that a whole scenario is presented to you, not just sex.

We do not need real women; [these] figures are better, they do not talk back'"

This is like something right out of Welcome to the NHK. Dear God.

...

...

So how about those 2D anime women?

But you can still prostitute children, right?

Like in the good old days?

WOAH-HO!

At 9/10/08 10:47 PM, HowerPower wrote: stoner classics

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK this thread is making me angry.

At 9/10/08 10:45 PM, NeedleMouth wrote: what is 4chan?

A virus. Try not to get it on your computer. It'll delete all your .jpeg files.

Oh, you guys.

You view 4chan likes it's a deep dark forest full of horrible unknown creatures and monsters...

...

AND YOU SHOULD. STAY FAR AWAY FROM IT. ITS SCARY. BOOGA BOOGA. YOULL GET A VIRUS.

At 9/10/08 10:28 PM, SupergamerX wrote: I refuse to call lost levels "lost levels". I'm going to call it Super Mario Bros 2 (Which is what it is) and call Super Mario Bros 2 (USA) Super Mario Bros 2 Imposter.

I hate you people.

At 9/10/08 10:29 PM, dieplease wrote: I wish that religion was believable, so I BLAHALDKJSAFKJFSA

This has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TOPIC AT HAND.

You whiny SONOVAGUN.

At 9/10/08 10:08 PM, iwantbrainz wrote: wash your face to make it look better

What? Seriously, what?

At 9/10/08 10:28 PM, Redface wrote: Pictured: The Boy (right) and His Father (left)

Oh my God.

I love you so fucking much.

At 9/10/08 09:52 PM, towelie101 wrote: The Lost Levels is my favorite Mario game.

It's not the best because it's so fucking hard. I mean, games like SMB3 and Land where hard, but this is just unfair.

And don't you dare tell me that you didn't think it wasn't that hard.

At 9/9/08 08:29 PM, mushroomn wrote: GTA IV
long

Hurp.