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Author Search Results: 'AshfordPride'

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Topic: European Girls

Posted: 09/21/06 09:53 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/06 09:53 PM, weaponofchoice wrote: They any good?

In what regard?


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Topic: So Guys.

Posted: 09/21/06 09:49 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/06 09:48 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: "Which computer resource allows a device to bypass the processor and directly access memory? "

Tubes

"What is the default I.D of the SCSI controller card? "

Tubes

"Which direct memory access (DMA) channel is used for the floppy controler?"

Tubes


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Topic: If Newgrounds was soup...

Posted: 09/21/06 09:44 PM

Forum: General

A stone.


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Topic: stupid freshmen

Posted: 09/21/06 08:06 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/06 07:59 PM, thelordofcheese wrote: STOP WHINING AND TAKE SOME ACTION

TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

Freshmen Friday!
Woooo!


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Topic: Bill Gates is the new Hitler!

Posted: 09/21/06 04:52 PM

Forum: General

At 9/21/06 04:50 PM, Sarcasm wrote: He also gives away millions of dollars to charities all the time.

Biggest donator to charity in the world, infact.

But that's kind of like a genocidal rampage.


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Topic: Money can't buy happiness.

Posted: 09/21/06 04:41 PM

Forum: General

"I know he's rich, but money can;t bu yhim happiness"
"IF I WAS RICH I WOULD BE HAPPY, LOL!"

It's a common interjection that someone makes when they are talking about celebrities or a lotery winner. Well, it may seem clever to try to disprove this old addage, but it's true.

Money does not buy happiness, money buys pleasure. Things like fancy food, or a big house don't make you happy, they just give you pelasure by removing minor pains in your life. Physical pleasure does not mean you will have mental happiness.

In this time of a sky-rocketing standard of living, it shines true more than ever. People may be buying millions of games, electronics, or other gadgets. But, people are also seeing psychiatrists in record numbers. We buy pills and self help books to make us happy.

They say the best things in life are free, and they are. Now go hug your children or something, I'm about to have sex with an expensive prostitute to mask the fact that my dad never hugged me.


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Topic: stupid freshmen

Posted: 09/21/06 04:31 PM

Forum: General

And they never know where anything is either... And they're short, and young.

Stupid freshmen, they think they run the place.


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Topic: Favourite Weird Al Song

Posted: 09/21/06 03:54 PM

Forum: General

Either Horoscope or Polka Power.


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Topic: New pic: "Dark"

Posted: 09/20/06 07:41 PM

Forum: Art

He has a mouth big enough for Honeycome.

Honeycome big, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like how the skin is a very cdark color, but inside his mouth is a light, but very mellow, blue. Nice choice of colors, they compliment each other nicely.


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Topic: My Name Is Earl unaired pilot

Posted: 09/20/06 07:33 PM

Forum: General

You know, I've heard that it's a really funny show, and it has quite a cult following, but I never quite got into it.

Maybe it's about time I give the show the once over.


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Topic: WebComic affiliation

Posted: 09/20/06 07:17 PM

Forum: General

I really like your comic. It's like early Penny Arcade had sex with Ctrl-Alt-Del.


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Topic: wtf is lolicon henti

Posted: 09/20/06 06:49 PM

Forum: General

It's funny hentai. Lolicon.


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Topic: Bill Cosby: Lord of the Rant.

Posted: 09/20/06 06:17 PM

Forum: General

I find it funny how he rants about, among other things, how black people should take responsibilty with parenting.

It then turned out that he was bribing a women he had an affair with not to reveal his illegitimate child.

It turns out it wasn't his, but still.


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Topic: Sad Little Dog

Posted: 09/19/06 07:58 PM

Forum: General

It's like Old Yeller. Except with more bestiality, rape, masacres, and half penis-rape.

READING IS FUN.


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Topic: halo 3 ending revealed!

Posted: 09/19/06 07:51 PM

Forum: General

Just like in that picture from 4chan.

halo 3 ending revealed!


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Topic: okay children lets count up totals

Posted: 09/19/06 07:48 PM

Forum: General

At 9/19/06 07:44 PM, Dizzy-D wrote:
Hey! I'm not a piece.
OBJECTION! LMAO SPRIT MOVI IS FUNY

I think the fact that it's in the top 50 is the greatest joke of all.


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Topic: okay children lets count up totals

Posted: 09/19/06 07:43 PM

Forum: General

At 9/19/06 07:42 PM, cr0m wrote:
At 9/19/06 07:41 PM, AshfordPride wrote: Because if the cafeteria makes an extra Elios pizza, the economy will crash.
suck dick and get out of my thread you overrated piece of faggot trash

Hey! I'm not a piece.


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Topic: You know what would be Tits?

Posted: 09/19/06 07:42 PM

Forum: General

Shaun of the Dead: TAS

I'd watch it.


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Topic: okay children lets count up totals

Posted: 09/19/06 07:41 PM

Forum: General

Because if the cafeteria makes an extra Elios pizza, the economy will crash.


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Topic: it should work!

Posted: 09/19/06 07:37 PM

Forum: General

Just sell the box. People always buy it.


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Topic: Lindsay Lohan, Brilliant!

Posted: 09/19/06 07:34 PM

Forum: General

This just in! Lohan plans to sue the wind after a strong gust broke six of her ribs.


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Topic: Capital Punishment is pointless.

Posted: 09/19/06 07:33 PM

Forum: Politics

When you punish someone, what exactly are you trying to accomplish? In most cases, the answer is reforment. You punish people in oreder to show them that what they did was wrong, and when you do this act, bad things will happen.

So why would you kill someone for committing a crime, regardless of how vile it is? How would killing someone show that what they did was wrong? If anything, it's a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. The person learned nothing, and even if they do repent it's ignored.

It offers no justice to the victims of the crime. How would a murderer receiving a quiet painless death make the families happy? If anything, wouldn't life in a prison be a worse punishment for the criminal, thus delivering more justice?

It's true, some people can't function in society. But why kill them? Seprating them from the rest of the world should be enough, right?

Death is no punishment.


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Topic: Gun Laws

Posted: 09/19/06 07:22 PM

Forum: General

At 9/19/06 07:18 PM, qaz-qaz wrote:
At 9/19/06 07:13 PM, Tancrisism wrote: I would figure that if someone broke into my house, my life is in potential danger, in which case you said that lethal force was permitted.
And when someone walks by you on a sidewalk, your life is potentially in danger.

People are allowed to walk by me on the sidewalk. People aren't allowed to break into my house.

If someone is doing a criminal act, I can only assume that they are willing to do an even more mallicious one, and I have the right to defend myself.


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Topic: So Newground I turn to you...

Posted: 09/19/06 07:05 PM

Forum: General

At 9/19/06 07:03 PM, Rabid wrote: It means "Warrior" in Kanji. Do it.

Why not just have the word warrior tattooed on your arm, then?


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Topic: Katamari Damacy drawings

Posted: 09/19/06 06:58 PM

Forum: Art

I guess this is considered art... Well... It's really just a crumpled up piece of paper, some tape, and lego people... But it's Katamari...

I made this one rainy day when i was terribly bored...

Katamari Damacy drawings


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Topic: New Forum Rules

Posted: 09/19/06 06:33 PM

Forum: General

It's nice that these rules are now in one place... And dumbed down. Seriously, you thought people knew what circumvent meant?


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Topic: I fear for America.

Posted: 09/19/06 06:30 PM

Forum: General

Hey, animals are going to kill each other naturally, what's wrong with making a little profit on the side?


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Topic: Whats clever about your Username?

Posted: 09/19/06 06:13 PM

Forum: General

Ash sounds sorta like ass.


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Topic: What's your favorite RE4 character?

Posted: 09/19/06 06:08 PM

Forum: General

At 9/19/06 05:36 PM, Matt wrote: he had to have blown up on the island at the end anyway.

In the cutscene before you get on the jetski, you can see his shop in the background without him standing there. FORESHADOWING?!


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Topic: lol@StupidLittleWhiteKids.

Posted: 09/18/06 09:36 PM

Forum: General

I thought most kids would be able to tell that weed doesn't smell like a pizza parlor...


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