I got his email from a friend who thought this was funny, I emailed him back, this...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Actually, you do. You also point at your ass when you say you have to take a shit.
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
You have a TV with no buttons, if you lose the remote you have to find it otherwise you can't watch TV.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". what the hell! am i supposed to eat someone elses cake instead?
You don't like frosting
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
I only say that to be a smart ass
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn celing what did you come here for?
Sure you don't stare at the ceiling, but you do fall asleep. You snore loud and you drool something horrible.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
That's why you say, yes you can, and walk away.
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
They redesigned it from the original
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What the hell is longer then life?
Life may be long, but in the end you regret not doing more. Think like an emo for fuck sake!
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came i wouldn't be standing here, now would i?
You might have missed it too and are waiting for the next one. Also I've never heard anyone say that before.
Well, does anyone else agree these chainmails aren't funny?
