Yeah, your wallpaper is definitely not good. You should change it.

Are you saying I am Italian and thus tan and prefer to penetrate one women twice at once, or two women at the same time?

Google because it loads quickly and I don't have to worry about Super Slut Hentai 4 appearing when trying to show a Youtube to my grandmother or something.

I'd say I'm pretty well known. Not famous or anything, but known.

I sleep in my underwaer, with a light blanket on top of me and the room very cold.

Go ahead and sex me up, buttercup.

Fuck no, why would I want to be even hotter at night?

To be successful and make an impact on humanity.

I was never angry at him, but I'll forgive him anyway.

Both. Use a condom to prevent STDs, and in case you forget to pull out, and pull out when possible for less chance of a spill.

Jumanji scared me at the beginning with the bats in the chimney. Got me every time.

Hell yeah.

You're an audiophile and you bought Skullcandies?

In Soviet China, design picks you.

This is just too much! Fuck this!

At 8/11/09 12:05 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 8/11/09 12:03 PM, stosh1919 wrote:

Intelligence 7/10
Attractiveness of sig 8 /10
Value on NG 5/10
Predicted susceptibility to rickrolling 5 /10
A pedophile? - No

Intelligence - 6/10
Attractiveness of sig - 3/10
Value on NG - 4/10
Predicted susceptibility to rickrolling -5 /10
A pedophile? - no

Damn, what do I do now...I feel naked without Tinny.

I think you should be renamed Cockasaurus. Because it would be funny.

I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend right now.

I usually talk to my pussy, but he just lays there and doesn't do anything interesting.

Angelina Jolie isn't exactly prime porn material anymore.

If you posted there would it count towards you're post count? It could seriously mess up the post count "balance".

I actually have used it for legal purposes..

Like twice.

I've still got 4 years until then, and by then I'll be ready.

I think you're doing something a bit more serious if you think Youtube is funny or interesting.

I got 4.1 seconds, now I feel slow.

I've read some of the sections, although it's all kind of fuzzy by now. I know all the rules I need to to keep myself from getting banned, so I'm good.

I come for the forums, and play a good amount of the flash.

*Do it.

*Don't

At 8/10/09 12:20 PM, Eggys wrote: The stereotypical Newgrounder:

1. Is 15 or 16 years old.

Nope

2. Owns a Wii, and either a PS3 or a 360.

Only a 360.

3. Has at least one parent that left him when he was a baby. This parent might have been replaced by a stepparent.

Nope

4. Has some acne. Not too much or too noticeable, but some.

Only like 1

5. Plays the guitar. Or at least tries to.

Nope

6. Is Atheist but only admits it online.

Nah, I'm just atheist.

7. Used to play WOW.

Truth.

8. Owns a cell phone and never uses it.

I use mine.

9. Has slight homosexual tenancies.

I'm guessing you meant tendencies. Nope.

10. Is not a female.

Yup

11. Attends middle school, or is about to.

I just graduated middle school, high school now.

12. Has a crush with every other girl he meets. Likes 1/10 guys he meets.

You know me too well..

13. Hardly interacts with other kids at school.

I'd say I have a good amount of friends.

14. Is failing at least one class in school.

All honors, nope.

15. Always goes to Newgrounds when he's supposed to do his homework.

Yup

16. Is sentimental about certain childhood toys.

Not really

17. Has been begging his parents to buy him a new computer, but they won't because at least one of them is unemployed.

Nope, my rig is good right now.

18. Has tried to commit suicide at least once but failed miserably.'

Don't think so

19. Is angry at his siblings.

Sure, we'll go with that

20. Is still upset about losing his first girlfriend when he was 13.

Never happened to me, so nope.

21. Is socially and economically liberal.

Yea

22. Hates South Park and Family Guy and the "movie" movies, even though he hasn't seen all of them.

Not really

23. Hates Republicans.

Only if they're assholes about it.

24. Is never dressed properly.

Nah, I dress pretty good.

25. Has a very messy room.

Nope

26. Says he dislikes anime and Twilight, but secretly likes them.

I just don't like them.

27. Shops at Hot Topic sometimes.

Not really.

28. Is American and lives on the east coast.

Truth

29. Masturbates daily*.

Nightly.

30. Is overpopulating this planet.

If that means I have sex a lot, then no.