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I haven't had anything to drink in a few days.

Need to restock on my alcoholic supplies. =)

I'd be in Golgo 13, and be Golgo.

So I can shoot some of you guys for your horrible choices. =3

Happy birthday, bro.

Share the cake.

How can anyone neglect O Fortuna?

Full of awesome.

56%.

I wish to be more evil.

I really miss my regular drawing program. =(

MSPaint will have to do for now, I guess.

I've visited a few times, and I really enjoyed myself there.

I loved the countryside and seeing the rolling green hills.

White pantyhose, isolate the region for your head and neck so it covers, tie and cut off the excess from the top.

Blow a balloon to approximately the size of your head, paint white over the pantyhose, then when that dries, paint the black pattern onto it. Let dry.

Try it on, see if you can see through the pantyhose.

At 12/7/08 04:27 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:

It's only because they actually do something for the site. Wade is attention whoring right now.

I'd like to point out that, to some degree, you are doing the same.

That is, of course, my opinion.

Around a 6 or so.

There are a lot of improvements that could be made, but I could be a lot worse.

Hell, fuck, I don't even know what my ideal self looks like.

At 10/29/08 07:21 PM, Timmy wrote: Perhaps she was asking why, genetically, some people are more predisposed to using their right hand over their left? Or is not a genetic predisposition at all, and we grow up simply favoring one hand over the other? If it is genetic, what biological function does being left-handed vs. right-handed serve?

Doesn't sound like a dumb question at all.

That's exactly what I was thinking--you just put it into better words than I could currently do.

So yeah, I don't see how asking this question is dumb--it sounds like a genuine question.

Rotting teenage wasteland.

A few gems occasionally dot this tundra, inhabited mostly by mutants spouting "lulz" and "cock joke".

At 7/25/08 06:50 PM, STEM wrote:

At 7/25/08 06:48 PM, AapoJoki wrote: We have no way of knowing who this brave soul is, whether he still visits Newgrounds, and if so, what name is he now known us.

Lot of good names on that list, sad to see they aren't posting here that often anymore :(

Agreed. And even before Tremour was modded.

God, how long has he been modded for?

At 7/25/08 11:56 PM, RyukGodofDeth wrote:

At 7/25/08 11:44 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 7/25/08 11:37 PM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:

but then the company sues you for messing up their walls

That's what for my ramrod straight, 12 inch steel dick is for.

Bam, right into their eyesocket.

See if they'll sue me now for messing up their walls with pre-pubescent dickfaces.

woo.. thats got to be painfull

Well, I would think so. The laser tag place I've been to--the only place I've been to--I know has the structures made of wood flooring, with chicken wire walls encased in plaster or papier mache.

Getting your face rammed into that shit has GOT to hurt.

At 5/23/08 07:37 PM, TheGodfather wrote: This Sight Just.. Doesn't Make Much Sense Anymore, All These New Rules And Shit,
But I Doubt Nobody Will Really Enforce It Unless It's Like A Flame Topic...

*Sigh* Wade You're Trying To Turn This Sight Into A Communist's County... Aren't You?

Most of the rules in these "official topics by Wade/other mods" have just been reiterations of other rules that have been around NG for ages, but no one pays attention to since the insults have been so commonly flung around.

Maybe people just need to take a refresher on the rules.

Jagerbombs.

More Jager than bomb, I have to say.

You seriously need to rethink how you approach this, or any, website, as a girl.

It's just like the workplace--you don't go up to male co-workers, showing yourself off in a tiny skirt, and expect to get respect right off the bat. You'll get negative attention.

Girls in the trades are just like girls on the Internet: you don't act like a complete know-it-all when you don't know jack shit, and you don't show off the goods expecting to be treated like one of the guys.

At 12/8/07 10:42 PM, AshfordPride wrote:

At 12/8/07 10:39 PM, ArmandoMorat wrote: You need to add more facepalming Kyon in this thread.

It's nose pinch.

Damn. And I was watching it earlier. =(

You need to add more facepalming Kyon in this thread.

My retirement's imminent, now that I can go cash in my Pokémon cards!

I'll last less than 2 months on that bottomless well of cash I can get for my Pokémon cards!

rofl.

At 12/2/07 02:15 AM, Monocrom wrote:

At 12/2/07 02:02 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Hearing the screams of a woman ripping herself and several layers of skin from fibreglass, disfiguring herself and losing her career is DEFINITELY not scary at all.

Ironically, it started out so harmless. Just a vase with honey in it. No one knew that the honey would react with the fiberglass the way it did.

It's amazing how something that would be sexy would turn out so horribly.
Could explain why I don't trust honey.

No, because Aesop wanted to write stories about the clouds and sun talking to each other to try and get a guy too fucking cold or too fucking hot, just because they felt like pulling his leg.

No morals or anything, honest.

Stories with an underlying meaning are to try and tell people morals and virtues, or to expose facets of human nature that we should address.

You're just too dim to understand, that's all.

At 12/1/07 10:22 PM, Major-n0ob wrote:

At 12/1/07 10:20 PM, ArmandoMorat wrote:

At 12/1/07 10:17 PM, Major-n0ob wrote: Hmm...ZeldaFreak701, there are no females on Newgrounds. Of this I am sure. Also, you are on Newgrounds, which makes me believe you are male. Therefore,

ZeldaFreak701...are you a faggit?

Maybe you should stop pulling shit out of your ass.

Well what do you expect me to pull outta my ass, gold nuggets?

How about something that correlates with what the topic starter is trying to seek help for?

At 12/1/07 10:17 PM, Major-n0ob wrote: Hmm...ZeldaFreak701, there are no females on Newgrounds. Of this I am sure. Also, you are on Newgrounds, which makes me believe you are male. Therefore,

ZeldaFreak701...are you a faggit?

Maybe you should stop pulling shit out of your ass.

I wouldn't try to keep talking to him if all he's doing is playing with your emotions. Cut off all contact with this pathetic excuse for a guy.

At 11/29/07 09:12 PM, Davoo wrote:

At 11/29/07 01:15 PM, Solidone wrote: They probably just missed it when re-writing the FAQ post redesign.

Yeah....do you think it's fair to ask for a premature lifting of this 12 day ban due to the fact that I had NO WARNING?! I think I'll contanct an admin to at least add it to the FAQ's.

It's automatic, and I highly doubt that you'll be able to get an administrator to lift the ban.

The reason for this is to make it so accounts trying to spam the Portal, whose movies have been blammed, don't continue spamming the Portal, thereby foiling their plans.

Most of all, 12 days is a good long while to forget about an alt account while you sulk about not being able to submit movies. :P

Monocrom,

I must say, you have a fantastic story going here. I love your work (I have delayed my sign-up, but have been faithfully lurking): your vampire fiction and your short stories are always well-written, and are written from the heart.

I hope you keep writing, not only for the BBS users, but for yourself as well. An artist who doesn't do the art for himself does not truly master his skills, or fully appreciate the effort it takes. :)

At 11/30/07 12:37 AM, RyanTime2 wrote: Ginger Pye,

I got that as a present for being confirmed from one of my girl friends. It's a pretty good book.

I actually love Wasp Factory. I love a book that gives me a good mindfuck at the end. Several of Iain Bank's books do that to me--well, the few I've read.

High schoolers, even grade schoolers, have been making this big deal about relationships, even more than was shown in movies and TV shows of the 1950's and 60's where Bobbie Jean would be crushing over Ray, the big greaser with the fancy leather jacket.

It seems kids can't keep a solid relationship, due to the fact that maturity levels haven't gone up to a level where the seriousness of a solid relationship isn't fully understood, and the implications that all relationships eventually turn to sex is what's damning our kids, and that the fact that abstinence-biased sex ed programs are being taught.

However, romance is not always what is seen in movies and TV shows, anyways.