203 Forum Posts by "Anti901"
Umm... he died of AIDS from Brokeback Mountain is the most common one I've heard so far.
Okay. Heath Ledger is dead. Boo hoo. He was a great actor, yeah. I'll respect him for that. But here's the thing. People get pissed about Heath Ledger jokes now. It's like when people got mad at Steve Erwin jokes a while ago.
HOWEVER. Steve Erwin died because he has a dangerous job that involves almost being killed by animals, so there's nothing wrong with an ironic statement from time to time. Even so, it was an accidental death, so people should've given it a little bit of time before they busted out their Steve Erwin jokes. I'm rambling. My point is this.
Heath Ledger killed himself, so I don't give a fuck. And don't say he didn't kill himself. Even if it wasn't suicide, he accidentally overdosed on what? Illegal drugs he shouldn't have been fucking around with in the first place. Therefore, Heath Ledger is fair game to make fun of immediately.
There are only two downsides to Heath Ledger dying. One: Heath Ledger is actually dead. Two: Russel Crowe is next on the list of Famous Australian People.
At 1/15/08 09:33 PM, Lagatag wrote: has a twin!
That bitch gave me herpes.
You're full of shit. She waved with handcuffs on? Right.
Way to tell everyone on NG you watch 14-year-olds finger themselves, by the way.
Super-fucking-badass.
At 1/15/08 09:25 PM, GreenShadow wrote:
It would suck if the entire movie was just an advertisement for a new FF game.
They probably won't show you what the monster looks like anyway.
It's a fucking chocobo.
The monster in Cloverfield is actually the people from M. Night Shymalan's 'The Village' dressed up in a monster suit.
Sorry to ruin it.
Mark Twain once said, "There is no pleasure more overrated than intercourse, and none more underrated than defacation," or something to that effect. Truly a great mind.
My friend overdosed on cocaine and passed out in the shower for a good 3 hours... He's clean now.
:I meant off drugs, but I guess passing out in a shower for 3 hours would make you clean too.
At 8/26/07 05:08 PM, DariusR wrote: A chewy Lifesaver.
They couldn't hurt jack and if someone chokes on it, there's a hole in so people still have an airway to breath through.
They bend. If you start to choke on one it'll have bent and the hole will close. By the way, you can just fling it in someone's eye.
At 8/26/07 05:15 PM, SuperMikeK wrote: I know how air can be used as a weapon! Take it away from someone!
Dude, air can be used as a weapon just by putting it in someone's lungs underwater. Once you get about 90 feet under you have to use higher and higher percentages of oxygen. The nitrogen in the air messes with your brain when you're that deep.
This is classic. This is the very definition of classic.
You, sir, are a badass.
Nothing can beat an old-fashioned made with sraight Scotch whiskey and Angostura bitters. No sugar, no syrup, no garnish. Just whiskey and bitters on the rocks.
Can I get an amen here?
At 8/26/07 05:16 AM, nosboy-nx wrote: my inhaler?
Smack them with it.
a cuddely toy?
Put it over the mouth and nose and smother them.
At 8/26/07 05:38 AM, Foamy1243 wrote: a can of pringles
Again, smack them with it.
At 8/26/07 06:38 AM, phreakk wrote: A wooden cross..?
Throw them into it or rip off one of the crossbeams (no pun intended) and swing it at them.
At 8/26/07 06:44 AM, Psycho wrote: a balloon?
Snap it at their eye.
At 8/26/07 06:49 AM, XGCMisfit13k wrote: Light?
Blind them with it.
At 8/26/07 06:50 AM, Brazilman wrote: a paper box
Like cardboard? Again, just swing it at them.
At 8/26/07 06:57 AM, TSstudios wrote: a tiny piece of salad! THAT IS NOT A WEAPON!
Use poisonous leaves :b
At 8/26/07 07:00 AM, FalanX wrote: A crumb!
Flick it in their eyes.
At 8/26/07 07:02 AM, chunkylover105 wrote: tears and dont say you cpould drown the person with them cos its inpossible to have that many tears or be that sad
Notice how your eyes blur up when you cry? That's from the tears. Blur their vision with the tears then lay the smack down while they try to rub their eyes.
Next time it pops up you can go into settings and turn off the shortcut.
I was asleep, and it was in a dream, so I don't know if that counts or not, but I can still clearly remember what it sounded like.
It was like the distant screaming women and children, cries of agony from men, and the dull roar of a fire all carried in faintly by the hollowing wind. I know that sounds like a crappy poem, but that the only way I can really describe it.
Oh yeah, and the sound I heard right before I almost got hit by lightning last year. It wasn't a scary sound in and of itself, but I hope I never hear it again, if you know what I mean.
You're 21. She's 15.
By the way, I think this whole thing is a police sting operation. "She's underage and hot! Here's her URL... GOTCHA!"
At 8/26/07 12:31 AM, zer0gravity1 wrote: OK.i'm not crazy but today i was windex-ing the windows in the house, and i heard and crack, combined with a whoosh, as if something was falling on to the kitchen table.i have no idea what happened. After, i told my sister, and she felt my head to see if i had a fever. hmph.
Next time you windex the house, don't spray it into a bag and inhale it out.
Dude, having a life fucking sucks.
:Now where can I find me some hentai?
:-Average BBSer
Yeah, I agree. I'm not saying white or black girls aren't beautiful, I'm just saying that if you have black features you have to have the dark skin, and if you have white features you have to have the light skin, otherwise it just does't work out. Sorry, all my albino black ladies, it's just not working for you.
At 8/26/07 12:28 AM, Syphonik wrote: The site said she was legal, though I feel dirty all over every time I see this pic.
It's only legal because she's wearing clothes.
At 8/26/07 12:24 AM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
It's a Goeduck clam.
Geoduck :b
At 8/25/07 11:41 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Every time I see my penis I can't stop laughing.
I'm sure your girlfriend feels the same way.
I know! On the count of three, let's all see who can go the longest without being a little bitchtits!
At 8/25/07 11:54 PM, PieXNinja wrote: Anti901 you are a genius well done for disproving my theory but i have another one HA!
A single completely sterile nothing attatched to it air molecule with no modification whatsoever
I couldn't find a single air molecule picture but this is good enough
That is a good one. Air is mostly made of nitrogen, and nitrogen is essentially harmless. Unless, of course, you are deep underwater, at several atmospheres of pressure. At depth, past about 90 feet, inhaling nitrogen causes an effect known to SCUBA divers as 'nitrogen narcosis'.
Nitrogen narcosis worsens as the pressure increases, so if you were to get into a fight at, say, 2000 feet below sea level, and get the other guy to inhale a molecule of nitrogen, he would begin to experience nitrogen narcosis. Now, would it be enough to affect his body? Not by a longshot, a single molecule simply won't do enough damage to noticeably affect someone. However, it would still damage a very small part of the brain or wherever it happened to be absorbed, killing off a cell or two, which could potentially cause cancer.
So, what are the chances of this actually happening? Astronomical. A trillion to one. I'm not even sure where you'd get a single nitrogen molecule to being with, but that's not the point. It could be used as a weapon. Not a very effective weapon; you're better off just smacking the guy, but a weapon nonetheless.
Special effects. It's a comedy. It doesn't have to make sense.
He had flash powder or something in his hand, and when he snapped, he had two phosphorous strips on his fingers which ignited and set the powder on fire. There's your explanation. Now enjoy the damn movie.
At 8/25/07 11:46 PM, PieXNinja wrote: YES I WIN HAHA I BEAT YOU ALL THE N00B WINS BURN!
I already said that after a while it could necrotize, make a clot, and kill them. It's potentially a weapon.
You lose.
At 8/22/07 02:52 AM, Demosthenez wrote some shit:
I don't think we needed 10 months warning for that. It looks like it should've been free to play for the past 15 years.
