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Uhhhh do you happen to live in vegas? I saw those same ghetto ass balls on that same ghetto ass truck

At 2/5/11 12:24 PM, zalecot wrote: It's because all your friends are loud mouthed obnoxious douche hats.

Yes....

I asked my mom if I could invite friends over on Superbowl Sunday and she said no. She said she wanted to have a relaxing time with nobody over. But this morning she told me I was to clean the house because she was inviting friends over.... BULL CRAP! And she's also really pissed off because after asking why I couldn't have people over. It wasn't even because she had her friends coming over....... And why the fuck am I cleaning the house right now?

Right now I'm "cleaning the office"

I'm.... not going to watch that.....

Dr. Pepper.

No, the Beatles were famous because everybody was so stoned out of there mind that they THOUGHT that they were good. Nowadays, people make themselves think they like the Beatles just because they were so goddamn popular.

At 7/29/10 11:42 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 7/29/10 11:34 PM, BritPop wrote:

At 7/29/10 11:31 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote:

At 7/29/10 11:28 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Cock Joke

Cock joke

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You have no idea how many posts there are with the same topic

boobies rock!

I give him three years.

"E! online news" posted the top ten most retarded talking animal movies ever. I thought that most people didn't care. I saw the Marmaduke commercial and said, "What the hell, SURFING DOGS? Do these people have no common sense?" The acting is pretty bad too- and I mean in all of them. George Lopez is in two of them. As you can imagine, Kangaroo Jack and Alvin and the Chipmunks was on there. Number one is hilariously stupid, and I've seen half of these movies because my grandma always takes me to see "G-rated movies" when I'm with my 8-year old sister and my cousins that are 5 and 7.

Check it out.

I'm the type of person that is realistic. I like futuristic movies, because I know what our technology is, and how were trying to get to that now, but I hate everything else unrealistic.

Although it was a good movie. I bleeped out fuck because I posted it on facebok also

This is so stupid, I was texting my mom, asking if instead of going on the bus, I could go to the movies with my friend and Mrs. Stellavavvavrtttordsodofooooo took my phone away. I went up to the office and asked for it back. She said, "Sorry the second time, you have to haveto get it with a parent". So let me get this straight- you guys are gonna take my phone away for the weekend because I didn't want my mom to get worried? I asked why they wouldn't give me it back after the second time and they gave Charles his iPod back after the third time and they said, "A cell phone is a high priced item, we can't just give it back to you" What the hell is that supposed to mean, if it's a high priced item, you nincompoops have no right to keep my cell phone. And for your information, my 64 GB iPod costs more than my phone.This woman wouldn't know the price difference between peas, a signed football jersey. I mean, what f##ked up society have you been living in for the past two decades?

So CJ's phone died, and we ended up wandering the district for an hour after the movie. I got home at seven.

At 5/8/10 08:06 PM, saqwert wrote: He's going to kill you in your sleep.

What the fuck, your sig sucks balls, I just lost the game like five minutes ago here, and now this? DAMMIT.

At 5/9/10 01:32 PM, SirWolfy wrote:

At 5/9/10 01:29 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 5/9/10 01:21 PM, SirWolfy wrote: Evil aura's red
Li aura's blue
Neutral is awesome
And fab will rape you.

and Dark does not exist.

How could I fit Dark into a 4 line poem?

Simply create a five-line poem.

Arent me smrt?

At 5/9/10 12:55 PM, SmartNoob wrote: 1.) Insert cock here.

Gotcha

If you could blam topics, this would get blammed...

I meant to quote to the chuck norris reply. Not the one about piss or something...

At 4/17/10 09:49 PM, kazumazkan wrote: It is Official some ones fucked if piss somebody off over there

Chuck Norris can choke you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can slam shut a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
When a cobra bit Chuck Norris, the cobra died.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with bacon.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie with a unicycle.
Optimus Prime is Chuck Norris in a robot suit.
In a fight between Godzilla and king kong, chuck norris would win.
Chuck Norris can shoot you to death with a knife.
The first place holder for every record in existence is Chuck Norris. The editors found it boring, so they put the second place holders in the Ginneas World Records book to make it more interesting to read.

I'm getting tired of this homosexual teen faggot, screwing up music with his horrible BS!!! This kid is 16 years old, and he sings like my little 9 year old sister! This is getting out of hand, look at some of the reviews on itunes, and everybody thinks they are gonna be singing with him, or "married" to him some day. Girls are in denial that he's gay, and they think he did that to get attention. The worst part is, even SMART girls like him, and they think Justin Bieber will live on forever! WELL HE WON'T! THIS MORON IS FINALLY GONNA HIT PUBERTY, HIS VOICE IS GONNA LOWER, AND HE WILL SOUND LIKE SHIT! And I can't wait for that day!

Rock and roll will never die. Justin Bieber will.

Yeah, music sucks today, but metallica's still got it goin'! =D

She survived the Chile earthquake, and she's going up to higher grounds, so she doesn't get hit by a tsunami! Her hotel is right next to the beach, so she's getting the hell out of Chile, and when the airports open back up, or she just goes to an airport somewhere else, she's coming straight back to America! Yay!

At 2/27/10 11:04 AM, Grizzli wrote: Ah shit, not another Haiti.....

This is going to be nothing like Haiti. even though it had a bigger magnitude, Chile has sturdy buildings as opposed to Haiti's crappy buildings, so nothing much fell.

At 2/25/10 08:49 PM, NinjaDonut wrote:

At 2/25/10 08:48 PM, Andrewboy895 wrote: They're using Tiger Woods for ads now!

Fake?

It's a real billboard

At 2/27/10 10:46 AM, VinnyXY wrote: Yeah she could be dead but I don't see how there's anyway we can tell that.

That was a rhetorical question, you didn't have to answer it, but thanks anyways...

At 2/27/10 10:13 AM, zen64 wrote: Nature is PISSED OFF! It looks like the death toll is fairly low which is good but if a tsunami happens, a lot of people are screwed for the most part.

Like my fucking grandma!!!!

I'm so worried about her right now...

OH SHIT! My grandma has been in Chile for like a month now for her vacation, and there was just a freaking 8.8 magnitude earthquake that hit the whole country and tsunami warnings all across the Pacific Ocean!!! We tried calling her on her cell and she didn't pick up! There are only 82 people dead, and counting, but god hates us and will probably throw in a tsunami that will kill thousands of people.

Could she be... DEAD?...

They're using Tiger Woods for ads now!

Can it poop?

I dunno.