At 10/17/09 09:18 AM, ColdRicePudding wrote:
Theres a whole list of them on this site, some of them are really clever, like - why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food?
Just thought it was worth a mention
_ALLOW me..
"What is the colour of a mirror?"
Green.
"If you enjoy wasting time, is that time really wasted?"
No.
"If anything is possible, is it possible for anything to be impossible?"
No.
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"
No.
"If you try to fail and succeed, then which have you done?"
Both, you succeeded with failing.
"Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?"
Stems from Latin 'brevis', means short.
"Why is a boxing ring square?"
Because prior to the square ring, the boxing ring was actually a ring drawn on the ground/floor.
"Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?"
Snow is not a liquid substance at the temperature at which it falls.
"Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?"
For removing the radio sound from the foreground, to improve concentration.
"Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?"
Because a lot of people are in a hurry (rush), causing the traffic to slow down.
"Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?"
Because it is a word? Look up the word stupidity.
"Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?"
There is.
"Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?"
It works as a identity card.
