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Author Search Results: 'Alfie'

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Topic: Taller than older siblings/parents

Posted: 10/27/09 06:25 AM

Forum: General

At 10/24/09 09:28 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I am also nearly as tall as my dad who is like 6" tall.

Pahahahaha, you're tiny!


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Topic: A kid on my street needs disipline

Posted: 10/24/09 03:26 AM

Forum: General

At 10/24/09 01:06 AM, Teh-Undead-Guy wrote: I can't mainly because he knocks on my door thinking i'm his friend.

Punch him in the face, slam the door on him. If he tells, you say he was trying to beat you up.


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Topic: Arrested for being naked at home

Posted: 10/23/09 11:05 AM

Forum: General

5:30 am
Trespassing on HIS lawn
Staring through his window

And HE gets arrested? WTF?


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Topic: Question on Upgrading to Windows 7

Posted: 10/22/09 02:54 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

I'm pretty sure it won't let you do that, but i'm also pretty sure 7 includes the option to reinstall if you "still" have the upgrade disk.


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Topic: Brace Yourselves - Site Downtime

Posted: 10/21/09 12:48 PM

Forum: General

At 10/20/09 07:32 PM, liljim wrote: Tomorrow morning at around 10:30ish, the site will go down.

I'll be at school :P

Without going into nerdy detail, we're going to be re-doing one of the databases.

Do it, I wanna see what I understand.

You won't experience any difference in performance from the site, and there isn't anything that's changed with the appearance of the site.
This is a utility upgrade, but it's a necessary one.

Good to know.


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Topic: When life gives you Lemons...

Posted: 10/14/09 12:06 PM

Forum: General

When life gives you lemons...
Impress everyone and make orange juice.


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Topic: Gmod (Garrys mod) Screenshots!

Posted: 10/10/09 05:35 AM

Forum: Video Games

Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.

Gmod (Garrys mod) Screenshots!


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Topic: My old PS2

Posted: 10/07/09 05:20 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/7/09 04:51 AM, DontExplain wrote:
1. Buy a slim.
They don't sell those anymore, the PS3 took over the market.
I may be wrong for Britain, but over here in Australia you can get them from stores (such as EB Games) preowned for like... $100... A small bit over priced and all, so you'd be better buying one off Ebay or the local newspaper reader sales section type thing...

Actually, i'm looking for a cheap solution, and they don't sell them anywhere where I live :P


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Topic: My old PS2

Posted: 10/07/09 04:21 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 10/7/09 04:17 AM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: This happened to me years ago. Suggestions:

The problem is it only happens to some games, so it's not completely buggered - I can't throw it away :P

1. Buy a slim.

They don't sell those anymore, the PS3 took over the market.

2. Take the entire thing apart, cleaning everything and GENTLY cleaning the lens with a swab.

I may try that if it comes to it, but for now i'd rather keep it together :P


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Topic: My old PS2

Posted: 10/07/09 04:11 AM

Forum: Video Games

It's my birthday today and I got HL1 for PS2. Problem, my PS2 is age-old (It's the original, not the slimline) and it's giving me a disk-read error. The disk is fine, but PS2 is just so damn dusty.

Anyone have any tips on how to get rid of the dust so I can play it, without taking my PS2 apart?


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Topic: Happy Birthday, Deadchick!

Posted: 10/06/09 10:57 AM

Forum: General

Happy birthday, Grace.

Legal now :3

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Topic: My alternative account.

Posted: 10/03/09 08:42 AM

Forum: General

At 10/3/09 04:07 AM, WhaleSnail wrote: well i've never heard of you or your alt!

You haven't heard of anyone. Shut up.


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 10/01/09 02:04 PM

Forum: General

At 10/1/09 12:11 PM, Alfie wrote: Still looking for wallpapers for each side, I want something either TF2, Gmod, or both.
Grace, any ideas? lol

Woah, where'd the picture go?

Show NG your desktop!


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 10/01/09 12:11 PM

Forum: General

Still looking for wallpapers for each side, I want something either TF2, Gmod, or both.

Grace, any ideas? lol

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Topic: Your name on urban dictionary

Posted: 09/30/09 12:15 PM

Forum: General

1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.
Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.

Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie

'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'

Awesome.


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Topic: I am using speech recognition

Posted: 09/28/09 03:18 PM

Forum: General

I must have a very good microphone then as it can recognise my voice easily.


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Topic: Club Penguin (rated 7-14)

Posted: 09/28/09 02:37 PM

Forum: General

Oh, shit. I haven't seen that since I was five years old. I got banned for saying "poopyhead".


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Topic: Dateing sims for girls?

Posted: 09/28/09 01:05 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Now just STOP!

Hammer time

Dateing sims for girls?


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Topic: Longer school days a possibility

Posted: 09/28/09 12:58 PM

Forum: General

Too late. This was passed in the UK a while ago, but thankfully the hours stayed the same and it doesn't affect me :P


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Topic: Yes Man for a week!

Posted: 09/28/09 12:35 PM

Forum: General

Fun loophole, saying "Yes" doesn't mean you actually have to do it :P


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Topic: What if Disnet bought NG...

Posted: 09/28/09 11:04 AM

Forum: General

At 9/28/09 10:50 AM, liljim wrote:
At 9/27/09 07:42 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What if McDonald's bought NG?

What if.

Goddamn it I loved that.
You've got to redo it on the new layout :3


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Topic: Time Fkuc Plush, & Denver Beerfest

Posted: 09/27/09 03:20 AM

Forum: NG News

You spelt Time Fcuk wrong :D


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Topic: Deadchick...

Posted: 09/26/09 06:15 AM

Forum: General

I'm not gonna say it.

However, I do think she's been mad at me on MSN once... for half a second xD


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Topic: Time fcuk. Worst optional campaign?

Posted: 09/22/09 11:23 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 9/21/09 12:45 PM, michelinman wrote:
At 9/21/09 12:31 PM, Alfie wrote: Then how are people submitting impossible levels?
Because there are those out there who are so good at Time Fcuk, that even the admins are powerless to control their reign of tyranny over the user submitted levels... They get so good at the game, that they are capable of bending and contorting the little black guy through walls and shit with their jedi mind tricks. There's probably one guy out there who is creating and beating levels 20 hours a day that are physically impossible for other players to beat, and whoever he is, he is one tough badass.

Okay, explain this. You're in the bottom-left corner, exit in the top-right. No other layers, nothing else in the level. HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?


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Topic: Time fcuk. Worst optional campaign?

Posted: 09/21/09 12:31 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 9/21/09 12:07 PM, chris-marks wrote:
At 9/21/09 12:03 PM, Alfie wrote: You should have to beat your level before you submit it.
You do have to beat your level before you submit it.

Then how are people submitting impossible levels?


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Topic: NG Screenshot archive

Posted: 09/21/09 12:06 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 9/21/09 10:59 AM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 9/21/09 03:37 AM, angryglacier wrote: I got a screen shot of this rare event today.
1) You didn't actually tell us what is in it

I think it's one person in WI/HT


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Topic: Worst place to be playing a Gameboy

Posted: 09/21/09 12:03 PM

Forum: General

At 9/19/09 07:02 PM, tobi0 wrote: During a excecution.

And dying on Mario at the same time.
*slash*
*Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do*


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Topic: Time fcuk. Worst optional campaign?

Posted: 09/21/09 12:03 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

You should have to beat your level before you submit it.


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Topic: Microsoft Windows Search Protocol

Posted: 09/20/09 03:11 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

Do you have Service Pack 2?
This is a bug SP2 fixed, if you have SP2 then I can't help you :P


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Topic: Time Fcuk Levels!

Posted: 09/18/09 01:06 PM

Forum: Video Games

No-one seems to make DDA levels for this game yet :P

I made one - Matrix - 1390

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