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Response to: Go take a look at your oldest posts Posted September 2nd, 2012 in General

At 3/27/07 09:54 PM, Alexander wrote: ill join im good with games and movies and if givin enough time i can draw

To be young and ignorant. Good times.

Response to: 08'ers Are Taking Over! Posted September 2nd, 2012 in General

Back in the day, shit like this would've gotten insta-locked.

Back in my day...
No but seriously, isn't this a stat thread?
Response to: Found a penthouse mag on the street Posted August 31st, 2012 in General

At 8/31/12 02:06 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 8/30/12 07:13 AM, Sekhem wrote: dark-fox, would you destroy the asshole of a 4th grader?

would you force her to service your manhood?

would you laugh as tears stream down her cheeks?
I would

God dammit, Xeno. Multifetish having mother fucker.

In any case, exposing children to porn is a federal crime. Have fun being a registered sex offender!

Response to: Opinion: Should I press charges? Posted August 31st, 2012 in General

Allow me to attempt to give you a better answer than the above.

There are a few variables here:

1. The state you live in.

2. The condition and model of the iPod.

3. The amount of time spend contemplating.

In the state I live in, if something is stolen and it's value is less than twenty bucks, the case is thrown out.
I'm not sure how it is there, but you might want to look into that.

Secondly, you've waited quite a long time to report this. There is a good chance he's already parted with the iPod. Not to mention, the evidence appears to be on his side.

You don't seem to have a very good chance bud.

I hope all things work out.

~Al

Response to: Brits Give Naked Salutes For Harry! Posted August 29th, 2012 in General

At 8/29/12 03:31 PM, liljim wrote: Stuff.

You've got a damn good point there.

Really, worse things could have been leaked.

The pictures really aren't even that bad.

Many (allegedly the US President) people smoke pot.
Everyone gets naked every once in a while.
Response to: Im going to red rocks tonight Posted August 29th, 2012 in General

Sounds awesome man!

I'd say the I've got a three-way tie for the best concerts I've ever been to.

1. The Fray at the Hardrock in Biloxi.

2. John Mayer at The Wharf in Orange Beach.

and

3. The Fray at Tippitina's in New Orleans.

All most excellent concerts.

Response to: Tom told me to promote my URL Posted August 29th, 2012 in General

Guys, this is ridiculous.

I mean, why would you ever want to be followed?

Response to: Hurricane inbound! Posted August 29th, 2012 in General

Yup, pretty much.

Power went out for a bit, but this really hasn't been bad.
No thunder or lightning. No tornados. No hurricane-force winds ripping off my roof.

What gives?
Response to: Today's schools... Posted August 29th, 2012 in General

At 8/29/12 02:19 AM, JBK wrote: People might think hes going to shoot them. With an actual gun. At a later date.

Good god, at this rate he might.

I mean think of it. What if when you were little, a principal said, "Your name is offensive. You can't say it anymore."
That's absolutely terrible!

I understand the concept of stupid stuff that happens in today world, but this is ridiculous!

"Waaaahhhh, guns are bad and have a negative connotation." - Said the school system.
America - 0
Response to: Hurricane inbound! Posted August 29th, 2012 in General

Update here:

It's day one. It's rained quite a bit, but the worst of it is suppose to come tomorrow.

I work as a roadside assistant, so today when I was driving around looking for work, I got to see some of the destruction. Many trees down. Huge puddles, (which my work car was unable to get through).

It's a good day to be emergency personnel!

I'll keep you guys posted!

~Al

Response to: Nasa Is A Waste Of Money Posted August 24th, 2012 in General

I personally don't believe space exploration is a waste of time.

In fact, I believe we owe it to the universe to explore it's wonders to our fullest extent.

In fact, I think all of our money should go to space exploration.

Who needs running water and roads, when you could be drinking alien super-water and flying?
Response to: Hurricane inbound! Posted August 24th, 2012 in General

At 8/24/12 11:35 AM, Suprememessage wrote: With Katrina it was intensified by a rare occurence where the water gets warmer than usual. i forgot what it's called but basically it just kept magnifying in strength without stopping.

Are you still alive OP?

Sure am!

But I'm telling you guys, if the hurrcane doesn't get me, the heat will.
I've got a bad feeling about this one.

Response to: Hurricane inbound! Posted August 24th, 2012 in General

At 8/24/12 08:56 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:
At 8/24/12 12:10 AM, Alexander wrote:
What are you guys' predictions?
Is it going to hit?
What category is it going to hit at!
category 1 hurricane, at most. the relatively fast moving speed and the fact that it might make landfall near the gulf of mexico prevents it from intensifying further.

right now, it is still a tropical storm. wind shears are moderate and sea temperature is fine. should be able to maintain intensity.

Indeed! All good facts.

The only difference, I'd say, is that the gulf of Mexico should intensify it.
From my understanding, that's what happened with Katrina, and it has been hot this year.

Only time will tell!

Response to: Hurricane inbound! Posted August 24th, 2012 in General

If you folks want my username when I'm dead, you'll have to fight for it!

Also, yeah. It must really such to live in Haiti.

Response to: Hurricane inbound! Posted August 24th, 2012 in General

At 8/24/12 12:22 AM, KillerSkull wrote: We just get tropical storms and the occasional tornado in California.

Oh and earthquakes....we get tons of earthquakes.

Earthquakes are no fun sir! We've had one down here in 15 years. We thought it was a bomb.

At 8/24/12 12:26 AM, Suprememessage wrote: Remember to be safe and wear a condom.

Get to a sturdy shelter and hold on tight

Like I said, I'm totally ready for shit to hit the fan! But take note, if I don't post after the storm, you know what happened.

Response to: Hurricane inbound! Posted August 24th, 2012 in General

At 8/24/12 12:14 AM, Sectus wrote: I know it may seem rather selfish of me, but I'm actually kind of looking forward to it, not for the terror it causes, but for the fact that I love storms. I live in Illinois, so I'm not sure if it will bother me all that badly.

Indeed! I also enjoy them. If you've never sat through a hurricane, I assure you, it's exciting!

At 8/24/12 12:14 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote: Safe and sound in Connecticut. I'll mail down a can of chili for the relief fund.

It is greatly appreciated, trust me! We'll need it.

Hurricane inbound! Posted August 24th, 2012 in General

It appears that a Hurricane is afoot!

I've lived on the gulf coast all my life. I was here when Katrina hit, sitting here in this very room, a little bit pissed off that my power wasn't on.
My home sustained minimal damaged.

But that was the past, this is the present!

What are you guys' predictions?
Is it going to hit?
What category is it going to hit at!

From what I hear, it's heading straight for good 'ol Mississippi. (The state in which I live.)

Keep in mind, this would be the first "Big one" to hit Mississippi since Katrina.

In any case, for those of you interested, when it's getting close/hitting, I'll provide you with some pictures of this beautiful storm!

Hope all is well on you guys' front! I've got all my hatches battened down, and I'm ready for shit to hit the fan!

~Al

Response to: Buy me beer now! Posted August 22nd, 2012 in General

What kind of beer do you like, sir birthday boy?

Response to: Moderation has changed. Posted August 21st, 2012 in General

At 8/21/12 09:07 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 8/21/12 09:06 PM, Alexander wrote: Hey, it could be worse!

We could be SomethingAwful.
It's okay babe, we all have to start somewhere I am sure one day you will become a moderator there to with your experience here.

Funny that you mention that, because I've never been on SA. My point was things tend to change. There was a time when SomethingAwful was huge, and often flowed into the NewGrounds community. Now it is less significant.

Looking around, I'd say newer-gen members are more influenced by Reddit or things they may have seen on Facebook. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just the natural way!

Evolution and what-not.

Response to: Moderation has changed. Posted August 21st, 2012 in General

Hey, it could be worse!

We could be SomethingAwful.

That being said, things are expected to change, that's how the world works!

TL;DR Bob Dylan.
Response to: NG Chat is here?! Posted August 21st, 2012 in General

All the chat needs is a way to show off your ducks and it'll be good!

...or just like Stickam.
Response to: Ode to Demonoid Posted August 20th, 2012 in General

The great thing about the internet is, website like Demonoid have a funny way of coming back.

Only time will tell.

Response to: Nazi lolicon Posted June 27th, 2012 in General

This just can't be good.

Not a good thing at all. Yet still, my morbid curiosity took the best of me.
Pedophilia is bad, folks. And I take no part, or support it.
Response to: Secrets You Know About Ng Culture Posted June 27th, 2012 in General

Dickneck.

I miss having to manually deposit experience. It added substance to my day.

Also, once when I was like fifteen, I posted my phone number on here, and got to talk to Jonas on the phone. I had a boner the whole time.

Also, Tom's beard.

These aren't so much secrets, just things that aren't discussed anymore, I suppose.

I wish threads like this popped up more.

~Al

Remember when people would sign their name at the end of their posts?

Secrets You Know About Ng Culture

Response to: BlessedSin; Text game Posted June 21st, 2012 in General

At 6/21/12 01:37 AM, Revo357912 wrote:
At 6/21/12 01:36 AM, Alexander wrote: Forum games aren't allowed here mate. Please read the rules before posting.
Its technically a PM game. Everything is done through PM'ing. I just use the thread to post the intro plot and updates.

Hmmmm. Touche, good sir. I'm not sure how that classifies.

In any case, good luck!

Response to: BlessedSin; Text game Posted June 21st, 2012 in General

Forum games aren't allowed here mate. Please read the rules before posting.

Response to: Edit button Posted June 15th, 2012 in General

At 6/15/12 02:48 PM, i-am-ghey wrote: yea, having a basic editing feature is just not feasible and we should totally give up on the idea, especially when most other fourms have those things.

Sure, other forums have them.

People, Tom doesn't want one here. This is a privately owned site. That's all that matters.

Response to: Edit button Posted June 15th, 2012 in General

You know, I never really understood why this was such a big deal.
This debate has been going on for years now, and I don't understand why it just won't die.

People have talked about doing a points system. It's an interesting concept, but to be honest, why do we even need an edit button? So what if you forgot to capitalize a word or something. Big deal. Make up for it next time, champ.

Worried about spelling? Firefox has a built-in spell check. It's amazing.

As a community, we need to move past this petty squabbling onto bigger and better things.

Response to: The most forum posts? Posted May 29th, 2012 in General

We here on NewGrounds aren't too big on cock-measuring contests, if you get what I mean.

Response to: Military Crew Posted May 25th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

Sup folks.

Private in the Mississippi National Guard. Hopefully PFC within the month!