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At 1/10/13 03:40 PM, Alexander wrote: This is ridiculous.

This is propaganda by Fox News.

Unless a more unbiased source is release, I hate to burst your bubble, but this is false.

On the other hand, I do love the cock, so no need to listen to me.

This is ridiculous.

This is propaganda by Fox News.

Unless a more unbiased source is release, I hate to burst your bubble, but this is false.

Merry Christmas, all!

I gots me a recliner, a novation launch pad, and some cash!

It's a great Christmas indeed.

I hope it's great for all! <3

At 11/22/12 08:04 PM, Ononymous wrote: Tard torture stories go!

There was this one guy at my school who was retarded and someone beat him up and he made weird noises like a cyborg or some shit for a couple days afterwards.

Did any tards ever get tortured at YOUR schools?

No. That's awful.

It's really a damn shame anyone would stoop so low like that.
You should be ashamed for pulling any sort of thrill off such a thing.

For shame, sir.

2005 Toyota Corolla LE.
AEM Short Ram Intake.
Custom Exhaust.
(Very Tiny) Aftermarket Turbo.
Some light modifications.

People ask me, why put money into such a slow car? Well that's easy. I love my car! It's practical, and it sounds nice. Good stuff.

At 11/19/12 06:44 PM, 24901miles wrote:

At 11/19/12 06:40 PM, Alexander wrote: Today I was told by one of my professors that the word doesn't exist. I feel like I may be in the twilight zone.

So, you tried to understand the Mathematical Term "Exponentially" using linguistic estimation before you learned about Exponents, now you realize that you've gone a few years with a made-up word in your vocabulary.

Good job?

Essentially. I was curious to see if this was a common thing, or if there were any other stories as such within the community.

Very good summary, by the way.

Isn't the English language funny?

I've used the word 'Expodentially' since I was thirteen.

Expodentially:
Meaning a mass of something
Synonym: Substantial

Today I was told by one of my professors that the word doesn't exist. I feel like I may be in the twilight zone.

Thoughts? Anyone else use made-up words?

I thought this was going to be a thread about Executable files.

Damn.

But no, unless you're going for some vengeance, don't get back in with a girl. You will realize (again) why the relationship didn't work out the first time. That is, that's the way it's been for me.

I can't speak for everyone, just me.

At 11/13/12 09:32 PM, AutumnalEquinox wrote:

At 11/13/12 09:31 PM, Alexander wrote: Can't tell if you people are trolling, or if you actually don't know dickneck.

Dickneck? please explain

The legend of Dickneck!

An essential part of Newgrounds history!

Also, here's the communities side of the story.

Can't tell if you people are trolling, or if you actually don't know dickneck.

You speak of threads getting locked.

Sure, a lot of stuff got locked, but was that really a bad thing? If I recall correctly, that made the content of the threads that didn't get nipped really awesome!

I could be wrong, I don't know, but that how I remember it.

I personally find NG very relevant and still just as cool as it was seven years ago. ;)

At 11/11/12 08:56 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Didn't you JUST turn 14? Looks like you discovered Erowid you prepubescent fuck.

Firstly, drugs don't have an age. A six year old can do drugs. That's a very null point you offer there.
In big cities especially, drugs aren't hard to find.

Secondly,

Jeffyx
15, Male

And on a more relevant note, it depends on what drug you're referring to, Yert! Or what you even count as drugs, for that matter!

You remind me of me, when I was in Denver.

Honestly, it's an amazing city. DEFINITELY visit the 18th Street Mall. It's awesome.

Also, you might want to look into their new state-wide ordinance. It could very well increase your enjoyment.

At 11/8/12 05:32 AM, Dangerous-D wrote: Alexander you must be referring to Mobile Fighter G Gundam

Indeed I am! Ulube Ishikawa from Gundam G!

Thanks all!

At 11/8/12 12:15 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 11/8/12 12:10 AM, Alexander wrote:

It's not so much a mask, but like a metal plate above one of his eyes.

Is this the guy? If it is, he's from Gundam 00.

Unfortunately no :P

He had this small metal plate above his (left?) eye that covered this metallic virus.

I gotcha, well it's not Char. I've looked into him, and he doesn't appear to be him.

It's not so much a mask, but like a metal plate above one of his eyes.

Hey folks!

So, I watched Gundam (or what I believe was Gundam) when I was a small lad, and the only thing I remember about this anime is that there was like a scally-metallic virus type thing, and a guy with a metal half mask that is suppose to be a 'good guy' until the end of the series, where he is revealed to be an antagonist.

Please for give my ignorance!

~Al

Disrespecting a teacher in such a way is sad. Even if he did disrespect you, (not saying that he did), you still shouldn't disrespect him.

This is your elder. Senior or not. I'm a senior in high school, and I'd never do something like that.

And if you are being disrespected, you don't need to bring yourself down to their level.

Real talk.

What's porn?

As it were, there is a bigger picture than a simple Minecraft clone.

As for the .doc, it is in no way up to date or complete. I'll get on that post haste.

Hello folks!

Today, I have come to the collab forum in hopes of finding a skilled 3D modeler/designer/what-have-you for a 3D game we're working on! It's quite the interesting project.

It is possible that you are payed for this project (to be discussed in private).

All that being said, we do have a demo of the engine here, as everything has been hand-coded. Be prepared for a lot of work, as the character customization is going to be intense!

Simply post a reply on here, or PM me!

Specific details will be discussed in private.

Thank you,

~Al

I see!

Well, honestly I was trying to make this forum "work" to see if I could.

Do you have an instant message service I could message you on by any chance? I'd very much love to chat and learn about PHP.

Also, as a little post script, the way this entire forum is written bugs me. Everything about it. I'm not saying it's done correctly by any means, but I'm just trying to make it work so I can figure some stuff out.

Well, to be honest, I can't answer most of those questions.

As I said, I didn't code this, I'm just editing it to try and learn PHP + MySQL for my own knowledge. :)

Unfortunately, the reply function has NEVER worked, even when the code was unedited. So that's a bummer.

Here's the full code, so you know what I'm working with.

Here's the website, so you can see what I'm working with.

Thanks!

~Al

Hey folks,

I have a problem.

I'm editing a forum skeleton (very basic), and I keep coming up with a PHP error when I try to post a reply.

Here is the reply code:

$tbl_name2="forum_replies"; // Switch to replies table
          $sql2="SELECT * FROM $tbl_name2 WHERE thread_id='$id'";
          $result2=MYSQL_QUERY($sql2);
          WHILE($rows=MYSQL_FETCH_ARRAY($result2)){
               ECHO "<table width=\"400\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#CCCCCC\"><tr><td><table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"3\" cellspacing=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\"><tr><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\"><strong>ID</strong></td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">:</td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">".$rows['a_id']."</td></tr><tr><td width=\"18%\" bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\"><strong>Name</strong></td><td width=\"5%\" bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">:</td><td width=\"77%\" bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">".$rows['a_name']."</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\"><strong>Email</strong></td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">:</td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">".$rows['a_email']."</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\"><strong>Answer</strong></td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">:</td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">".$rows['a_answer']."</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\"><strong>Date/Time</strong></td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">:</td><td bgcolor=\"#F8F7F1\">".$rows['a_datetime']."</td></tr></table></td></tr></table><br>";
          }
          $sql3="SELECT view FROM $tbl_name WHERE id='$id'";
          $result3=MYSQL_QUERY($sql3);
          $rows=MYSQL_FETCH_ARRAY($result3);
          $view=$rows['view'];
          // if have no counter value set counter = 1
          IF(EMPTY($view)){
               $view=1;
               $sql4="INSERT INTO $tbl_name(view) VALUES('$view') WHERE id='$id'";
               $result4=MYSQL_QUERY($sql4);
          }
          // count more value
          $addview=$view+1;
          $sql5="update $tbl_name set view='$addview' WHERE id='$id'";
          $result5=MYSQL_QUERY($sql5);
		
		 ECHO "<BR><table width=\"400\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#CCCCCC\"><tr><form name=\"form1\" method=\"post\" action=\"".$PHP_SELF."?type=reply\"><td><table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"3\" cellspacing=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\"><tr><td width=\"18%\"><strong>Name</strong></td><td width=\"3%\">:</td><td width=\"79%\"><input name=\"a_name\" type=\"text\" id=\"a_name\" size=\"45\"></td></tr><tr><td><strong>Email</strong></td><td>:</td><td><input name=\"a_email\" type=\"text\" id=\"a_email\" size=\"45\"></td></tr><tr><td valign=\"top\"><strong>Answer</strong></td><td valign=\"top\">:</td><td><textarea name=\"a_answer\" cols=\"45\" rows=\"3\" id=\"a_answer\"></textarea></td></tr><tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td><input name=\"id\" type=\"hidden\" value=\"".$id."\"></td><td><input type=\"submit\" name=\"Submit\" value=\"Submit\"> <input type=\"reset\" name=\"Submit2\" value=\"Reset\"></td></tr></table></td></form></tr></table>";
     }ELSEIF (ISSET($_GET['type']) && $_GET['type'] == "reply") {
          // Get value of id that sent from hidden field
          $id=$_POST['id'];
          // Find highest answer number.
          $sql="SELECT MAX(a_id) AS Maxa_id FROM $tbl_name2 WHERE thread_id=$id";
          $result=MYSQL_QUERY($sql) or die(mysql_error()); 
          $rows=MYSQL_FETCH_ARRAY($result);
          // add + 1 to highest answer number and keep it in variable name "$Max_id". if there no answer yet set it = 1
          IF ($rows) {
               $Max_id = $rows['Maxa_id']+1;
          }ELSE {
               $Max_id = 1;
          }
          // get values that sent from form
          $a_name=$_POST['a_name'];
          $a_email=$_POST['a_email'];
          $a_answer=$_POST['a_answer'];
          $datetime=DATE("d/m/y H:i:s"); // create date and time
          // Insert answer
          $sql2="INSERT INTO $tbl_name(thread_id, a_id, a_name, a_email, a_answer, a_datetime)VALUES('$id', '$Max_id', '$a_name', '$a_email', '$a_answer', '$datetime')";
          $result2=MYSQL_QUERY($sql2);
          IF($result2){
               ECHO "Successful<BR>";
               ECHO "<a href='".$PHP_SELF."?type=view&id=".$id."'>View your answer</a>";
               // If added new answer, add value +1 in reply column
               $tbl_name2="forum_question";
               $sql3="UPDATE $tbl_name2 SET reply='$Max_id' WHERE id='$id'";
               $result3=MYSQL_QUERY($sql3);
          }
          ELSE {
               ECHO "ERROR";
          }

I get the error:

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'WHERE thread_id=13' at line 1

I believe the error is referring to this line:

$sql="SELECT MAX(a_id) AS Maxa_id FROM $tbl_name2 WHERE thread_id=$id";

I see no syntax error there. I'm sorry, I'm a noob.

Please assist!

Thanks,

~Al

I presume you're working in flash, in which case, you'll want to ask these guys. They're pretty cool.

Aka: No flash in the Programming Forum!

My only real beef about the Batman movie is that Bane sounded a hell of a lot like Snowman.

Or should I say, Schnomann?

Yes.

I would buy all of Mitt Romney's money, because I'd buy the Cayman Isles.

Yes.

At 9/3/12 09:35 AM, Klik wrote: I'm moving out of this place and getting myself a nice house in the south in which I can sit back and do nothing for the rest of my life!

No way!

When you get married, we'll be related! Evidently this same Mary (who is apparently my cousin) is stuck in Canada and needs $500 to get home!

Fancy that!

I miss when your name was Ultor. It made me feel good because it reminded me of Red Faction.

Nostalgia.