1,170 Forum Posts by "Alexander"
Right, smoker on smoker talk right here.
Here's the thing. Don't quit smoking for other people. It will literally neverwork. You have to quit smoking for yourself. You don't want to quit smoking? Then it's not going to happen. Which isn't a bad thing, really. I love to smoke; it's one of my favorite hobbies.
If you want to smoke, smoke. If you don't, don't. It's as simple as that!
Take it easy!
This is brilliant.
If you're going to fight, at least fight in your respective inbox's.
No one likes a flame war.
Congratulations! Sounds perfect to me!
+1 Kudos for "confidante"!
At 6/2/13 11:14 PM, ZJ wrote: OH COOL. ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT HOW NG SUCKS NOW.
CHRIST.
Also, new question: Will we be nostalgic for these days in 2019 when the entire forum community consists of Tom, Wade, cast, deathink, and myself?
I'll be here too...
...Still jerkin' it.
This absolutely breaks my heart.
Chance's creation "The Skullkid" was one of the first thing that brought me to this beautiful community.
Rest in peace, Chance.
I'm gonna level with you guys. I live right next to NOLA.
This shit happens every day. The thing that makes this incident stand out is that it happened at a public event.
I'd rack this up to gang activity to be honest.
Tom, if I grow and awesome beard and mustache combo, can I drop by next year?
Happy day-late Pico day!
There's a very special place in my heart for DJ Fulpy-Fulp.
<3
Aw, man. This is terrible.
Well, here's how I look at it:
If the bombs were set by someone hoping to push a cause: They will claim responsibility and extend their cause through this claim.
If the bombs were set by someone hoping to kill many people: There is a good chance that he/she will not set claim to these crimes. Which is going to make things a helluv-a-lot harder for the Boston PD.
Anyone have any crazy conspiracies? North Korea? Cuba? Government plot? Lets here it.
I'd delete every movie in the portal. Burn it down. Burn it all down.
Snatch
Samurai Champloo (You won't regret it.)
Law and Order: SVU (This'll keep you busy.)
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Archer
The Last Exorism
Have fun, mate!
Snatch
Samurai Champloo (You won't regret it.)
Law and Order: SVU (This'll keep you busy.)
It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
Archer
The Last Exorism
Have fun, mate!
Problem appears solved!
For future reference, please use the Where is/How to forums!
~Al
Is there really anything in these threads that hasn't been said in the hundreds of other threads like this?
@ERB, am I right?
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Ok, well I'm definitely not going to say you're NOT asexual, because you very well could be.
However, ye still be young. Things change quick in life! Keep an open mind, it's very possible you find someone you're interested in.
If you were here on the sole basis of stats and whistle, then there's something wrong with you being here in the first place.
These threads pass through here all the time, and I just keep thinking to myself, "I wonder if these people realize they're contributing to the douchebaggery?"
Alas, evidently not.
Newgrounds isn't dying. It's perceived as dying due to forum inactivity.
Surely LilJim or WadeFulp can back me up here, as I've seen them pull out mad stats in the past.
Then again, I'm sure at this point they're tired of this kind of stuff in general.
Please contribute, as appose to weigh down.
~Al
So I'm just sitting in Psyche at my local community college, and suddenly there's this huge ruckus outside. Two large black men were shouting at each other, when suddenly the one to the left of me just charges at the other, tackling him to the ground.
My first thought was, "These guys are idiots, good god."
Until that is the guy that got tackled pulled out a pistol. I swiftly call out, "Gun", and everyone hits the damn deck. A security guard near by draws on him, the guy drops the gun and pisses his pants, no joke.
The gun he was toting wasn't loaded. My thoughts revert to, "God, what an idiot."
Two important lessons, folks:
1. Don't tote a gun at school!
2. Don't wave an unloaded (much less loaded) gun around. It's stupid.
He could have gotten shot and killed for waving an unloaded gun around. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
If he were on the streets and if he would've pulled an unloaded gun on a guy yelling at him, for all he knows, the other dude has a LOADED gun.
Anyway, that's my story today. Maybe it'll make it in the papers, maybe not!
Hope everyone is having a good day, and I certainly hope none of you had a gun pointed at you today.
Peace!
At 3/26/13 04:08 PM, EJR wrote: wait wade can i be a mod too
I want to be a mod!
That would be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool.
I find this cool for the following reasons:
1. In the respective "Car Modification" circuit, a turbocharger on a car is known as a snail.
2. Snoop Dog/Lion.
Plus, I mean, Pixar always puts on a good light show.
1 : What's your first name?
Alex!
2 : When is your birthday?
January 25, 1995
3 : What would be your ideal career?
Web Application Developer.
4 : Who's is your idol?
5 : Who's your favorite Newgrounds user (only name one)?
Stamper!
6 : What's your favorite meal?
Double Whataburger, hold the tomato and pickles, add cheese, on texas toast. ;)
7 : What's your favourite band/singer/composer?
Shit, I dunno.
8 : Which Newgrounds user of the opposite sex (or not, you weird bi-curious bronies) would you date?
I've got a girlfriend who's a user on Newgrounds! :) Although, she doesn't do much.
9 : Would you like to found a family later? / Do you currently have a fiancÃf©(e) / wife / husband and child(s)?
Yep yep!
10 : How long do you think humanity has left before extinction?
6.9 Billion Years.
11 : If a mystical force could eradicate the idiots from the General Forum and spam from Newgrounds, would you be happy?
Nope. A diverse soup is a happy soup.
12 : What's your favorite video game?
Uhhh...Hmm....I guess right now 07RS.
13 : Which console do you prefer?
PC! (Although I've got an XB360 too.)
14 : Are you going to buy Battleblock Theatre?
Shhhhh... ;)
15 : Do you own a NG T-Shirt, NG Stickers or any other NG merchandise?
Yep!
16 : How much time do you spend on Newgrounds every day, every week?
A lot. Most of it spent lurking.
17 : What are you proud about your Newgrounds account? (That can be everything if you think you are so awesome...)
The time I've sunk into the community! :D
18 : Do you have a goal on Newgrounds (example, becoming EGSC, gaining access to the 10K forums, becoming a NG mod, etc.)?
I'd love to work at NG! T'would be awesome.
19 : The re-design has been out for a year (or so); what do you like about it/hate about it?
Uhhh..Yeah I dunno.
20 : What is the most important feature on Newgrounds, according to you?
The Forums! Strings the community together well!
21 : If you wanted to change your username, what would you change it for?
I'd love to shorten it to just 'Alex'.
22 : If you would tell one thing to Tom to get a better Newgrounds, what would you say?
"Sup?"
23 : Why do you post in the Newgrounds BBS?
I happen to like the way things are around here. :)
24 : Do you click ads? Have you purchased the Supporter badge?
Yep, nope. (Lack of funds.)
25 : Do you think you'll still be around NG years from now?
Hell yeah!
26: If you could chose what time you were born in, which one would it be (ex.: Renaissance, Middle-age, etc.), where, and why?
Middle-Ages, Scotland, freedom!
27: When's the last time you sent Gagsy a love PM?
Damn, not in a long time. Better handle that.
28: Stamper; Fabulous or Obsolete?
Fabulous!
Thanks for taking the time to respond.
You're welcome.
As long as you don't have reefer madness, you should be fine!
Hey folks,
So I'm helping a couple of friends put together a website, and every thing is working great. Until I upload it to the host.
I import my SQL server and everything connects. You can register a name, and everything works awesome. Accept you can't log in. Keep in mind, this function works flawlessly before I put the files on the host. Then WHAM, for some reason the Session isn't created.
I'm using Domain.com.
Can someone give me some insight on this please? It would be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
~Al
At 1/16/13 10:29 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:At 1/16/13 08:07 PM, Alexander wrote:Obviously that was NOT 2 grams of 2C-I then, because that's WAY more than a double dose. A high dose is >100mg, even just a gram you'd probably be dead.At 1/16/13 07:40 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:Yeah, I learned later that was a double dose. The people that were with me say I had no seizure. Evidently I just chanted the entire time.AlexanderI'm surprised you're even alive. That's FAR beyond a heroic dose, and you probably had at least one seizure. Holy shit that was retarded. Let this be a lesson, don't take a shit ton of a drug if you haven't even researched what a standard dose is.
Oh god that's embarrassing. I apologize, I've worked like 18 hours today, I'm very tired.
50mg is (I believe) the measurement I took.
The internet is full of free speech. If a group of assholes want to be racist, let them. Pay them no attention.
Not to mention, this isn't 4Chan. We're not an army. This is a website for art and community.
To be honest, I'm not even sure 4Chan does that kind of stuff anymore.
At 1/16/13 07:40 PM, Stretchysumo wrote:AlexanderI'm surprised you're even alive. That's FAR beyond a heroic dose, and you probably had at least one seizure. Holy shit that was retarded. Let this be a lesson, don't take a shit ton of a drug if you haven't even researched what a standard dose is.
Yeah, I learned later that was a double dose. The people that were with me say I had no seizure. Evidently I just chanted the entire time.
You don't have to reply to every post. Just pick your replies carefully and it should be fine.
Let me tell you boys and girls a little story.
Disclaimer: I don't do any sort of drug anymore. Not even pot. I have too many responsibilities for that kind of thing.
When I was like 16, I was into some decently hard psychedelics. One day my drug dealer approaches me with this mysterious baggie of white powder. He says its 25 / gram. I payed 50 bucks for two baggies. He told me they were a research chemical called 2C-I. This stuff was so powerful he had to use gloves to distribute it.
Like a dumb ass, I swiftly ingested the chemical with a glass of sweet tea. Nothing happened for forty-five minutes, and I thought I had been jipped. Then suddenly, BAM. It was like a ton of bricks hit me in the face. I tripped for 19 hours. I woke up with no recollection of anything that happened that night. There are still huge blank spots in my memory from it. The worst part is I still have flashbacks.
That's as hard as I'd ever go, and I'd never want to go there again.
Kiddies, DON'T PLAY WITH RESEARCH CHEMICALS.
Signed, sealed, delivered! (I'm yours, Tom).
But, seriously, just got done with the form, good stuff.
