1,170 Forum Posts by "Alexander"
The exact moment "The King of Limbs" release.
I'm sorry, I know that's just my opinon, but good lord.
*cringes*
Any time I got on the NG chat.
This thread only promotes said people's point.
The best medicine for people who annoy you is ignorance. Ignore the fuck out of them.
If you give people who annoy you attention, they will never leave you be.
This extends far beyond Newgrounds.
GAWD, NG has changed so much since 2005, it's so shit now.
If you don't like it then leave, GAWD.
GAWD, maybe if you joined before 2013 you'd understand.
no u
no u
It's almost "dumb and dumber"-style comedy.
Of course, that's just my .002.
What's goin' on here? I want a pretty picture.
At 8/5/14 06:28 PM, ZJ wrote:
Yeah, why wouldn't a 36 year old woman who has two young kids to take care of want to waste her precious and limited free time watching 13 year olds verbally suck off her husband and argue about who the best Naruto character is? She could have so much e-fame on the bbs!
SHUT UP.
I actually fell out of my chair laughing at this. Good shit, ZJ.
At 7/4/14 04:47 AM, Phobotech wrote:At 7/3/14 10:34 PM, Heinrich wrote:Granted. But the social and geographical context of your life remain the same. Everything non-schoolgirl related is purged of your memory, to the point where you forget english and only speak japanese. Fish-out-of-water hijinks ensue.
I wish I was a Japanese schoolgirl.
I wish to be a karaoke master.
Granted, but you can only sing songs by the band, "Creed".
I wish I had an infinite supply of Sriracha sauce.
Sriracha most definitely.
Nothing can beat its garlic-like savoriness, mixed with its perfect, communist spice.
God-tier FUCK.
Demoknight with Bill's Hat.
GOML.
At 6/27/14 01:53 PM, SCTE3 wrote:At 6/27/14 01:45 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: We love our mods!Pointless bump and ass kissing.... lovely.
Great Scott, I remember when with thread happened.
Like tears...in the rain.
While Newgrounds does contain some military themes, it is nothing like any military I've ever been apart of/witnessed.
At 5/28/14 03:09 AM, Alexander wrote:At 5/28/14 03:05 AM, Knights wrote: Shrek OR Kingdom Hearts? I don't know about you, but those two franchises are like the opposite in terms of musical selections to me. Could you be a bit more specific?Yeah, I only really have the melody in mind. No lyrics. It's vocal electronica, very similar to this.
The way the melody goes reminds me of Simple and Clean from kingdom hearts.
I'd type the phonetics, but I don't feel like that would help.
But, I will give the beats.
One Two One-And-Two, Three-and-Four One Two, Three.
The rhythm is swung, and the four lands on an up-beat. Commas denotes phrasing.
So yeah, music people. <3
At 5/28/14 03:05 AM, Knights wrote: Shrek OR Kingdom Hearts? I don't know about you, but those two franchises are like the opposite in terms of musical selections to me. Could you be a bit more specific?
Yeah, I only really have the melody in mind. No lyrics. It's vocal electronica, very similar to this.
The way the melody goes reminds me of Simple and Clean from kingdom hearts.
I'd type the phonetics, but I don't feel like that would help.
At 5/28/14 02:56 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: here u go
Nah nah nah, it's a female singer.
Normally I'd go to chat for something so trivial, but it looks like everyone is asleep.
So, it's 2 Am, and I'm up with a song stuck in my head.
I require your assistants.
Here is what I can tell you about it:
- It is CATCHY.
- It may be by someone like Dido, or Imogen Heap. Same kind of vocal style.
- The melody is sung, as opposed to played by instruments.
- I thought it might have been in Shrek or Kingdom Hearts or something, but I don't think so.
Help me, Newgrounds, you're my only hope.
The judges are done adjudicating!
Granted, I was hoping for a few more entries than what we got, I am a man of my word!
The winner is @Kogey!
Our honorable mention is @Syrupmasterz.
Thank you to all who participated.
Hopefully I'll get to do another giveaway soon with more participants!
Greetings, all!
The judges are adjudicating and the winner will be released shortly.
Last minute entries, anyone?
At 4/28/14 01:25 PM, sonicfandude wrote: In that case, I would like to announce: THE SHOBOX O SHIT VIDEO GAME.
Thats RIGHT! I am going to make an entire video game for it from scratch in 2 DAYS!
It should be ready tommorow :D
Excited I am!
At 4/28/14 12:43 PM, sonicfandude wrote: I dont really understand what im supposed to do?
can you explain what I should do?
Create something. Something that will make myself and fellow judges smile.
At 4/25/14 10:30 PM, Stevenscar wrote: Submission Part 4/4
Gosh darn it.
That's an awesome submission! Two more days, folks!
Everyone always forgets about Christopher Titus. Good shit.
At 4/21/14 03:50 PM, Angry-Hatter wrote: Well, it just so happens that the government belongs to US, assuming that you are referring to the United States. So their money is our money. The government is a necessary evil that we allow to exist because it makes sense to pool resources together to solve problems that face the people of a nation. If the government is not living up to it's purpose of providing a benefit to the people, then it is perfectly within the rights of the people to complain about this, to petition the government for redress, to change the people who make up the government, or even change the shape and authority of the government altogether.
Well, firstly, I respect your stance entirely.
That being said, from where I'm standing, the government doesn't work like that. No matter who you choose to run the Government, does anything really change? I mean, sure, some numbers here and there, but I've seen no noticeable change within my town or life within the past decade (pertaining to government).
Hey folks.
So, I live in the deep south. There are many extremist conservatives down here, and one of their favorite things to say is, "The Gummit is wastin' mah money!"
Bullshit.
Not to say that the government doesn't waste money, but that's theirmoney to waste. Guess what, you live in this country, you pay taxes; that money ISN'T your money, it's the governments.
Boom.
Sorry, I really had to get that out there, I mean, Christ.
At 4/20/14 06:09 PM, MrPercie wrote: Can I just have a shoe box?
Yep! Y'still gotta do the contest, though.
Come on guys, it's free stuff for a bit of time and creativity!
At 4/19/14 06:08 PM, Piggler wrote:At 4/19/14 05:34 PM, Alexander wrote: Theme, being any piece of creativity that you can submit to NG! :) Animation, movie, audio, art, etc.That doesn't really help explain much.
I still have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Right, super clarification time!
Take the idea (a mystery shoebox) and make it yours! Use whatever means you have. Be abstract. The idea itself is loose, the main point: CREATE SOMETHING!
Also, it would be great if anyone interested would say so in this thread, so we can get a rough number of entrants! Spread the word folks, this stuff is essentially free!
I promise, it's gonna be some neat stuff.
At 4/19/14 05:34 PM, Ketamine4Life wrote: “Theme” is an ambiguous term. Do you mean like a theme song? I need to know what I need to make so I can compete for that darn box.
Theme, being any piece of creativity that you can submit to NG! :) Animation, movie, audio, art, etc.
Greeting Newgrounds!
So, recently I ordered my last (/cry) order of stuff from Newgrounds!
Inside of this box (as a spacer) was a USPS flatrate box.
Because I love you guys, I'm holding a contest!
The objective of the contest is this:
I want you to create a theme for the "Shoebox-'O-Shit"! It can be any means supported by Newgrounds. IE, An animation, audio, game, art, etc. I'd even allow poetry and speeches.
In the theme of Newgrounds, this box is a MYSTERY.
Two other judges and myself will judge each theme; whoever we decide wins, wins the mystery box!
It will certainly be filled with good stuff.
Everyone is welcome to enter, however, if you live outside of the US, there could be some shipping problems. If the winner happens to be outside of the US, I'll substitute it for NG Store Cred--- I mean, ehh... NG Supporter status!
If that happens to be the case, we'll choose a runner up within the US to receive the Shoebox-'O-Shit.
THE CONTEST WILL CLOSE ON 5/1/2014!! The winner will be picked by two days after.
If you win, I will PM you and will obtain your shipping information. If anyone other than myself PMs you asking for shipping information, don't give it to them. Bad idea.
Please, do not post works in progress here. This thread is for contest discussion and submission only!
Please, make its blatantly obvious in your post in this thread that it's your submission. Ambiguities will not land you in favor.
You guys are the best, and I wish you the best of luck!!
- Al
Do want.
Great find, sir.
